Museum :: MrKeen

MrKeen

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
🥈	'Villa' document	1
#574	1-ball	7
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#52	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	291
#541	2-ball	7
#675	3-ball	5
#56	30669 scroll	178
#48	33398 scroll	661
#286	334 scroll	21
#656	4-ball	5
#503	5-ball	8
#900	6-ball	3
#320	668 scroll	2
#144	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	27
#718	7-ball	5
#710	8-ball	23
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#382	Amulet of Yendor	60
#793	Angry Farmer candy	64
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#674	Black No. 2	2
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#1261	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#361	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	20
#337	Bulky Buddy Box	9
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#60	Cerebral Crossbow	6
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#123	Cherry Cloaca Cola	14
#461	Cloaca grenade	35
#229	Cloaca-Cola	179
#376	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	10
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#348	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#311	Cold Hots candy	22
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#319	Crimboween memo	28
#1568	Crown of the Goblin King	13
#1020	Daffy Taffy	23
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#314	Deactivated O. A. F.	2
#1695	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#282	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	9
#54	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	360
#99	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	10
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#59	Doc's Miracle Cure	22
#332	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	26
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#1424	Drowsy Sword	7
#641	Dyspepsi grenade	18
#100	Dyspepsi-Cola	813
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#168	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	21
#567	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	4
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#154	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	24
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#101	Elmley shades	12
#136	Ent cider	105
#176	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	81
#161	Feynman gate	77
#124	Frat Army FGF	54
#103	Gaia beads	51
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#267	Gnollish flyswatter	11
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#482	Gnollish pie tin	4
#347	Gnollish plunger	7
#310	Gnollish slotted spoon	6
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#727	Goodfella contract	9
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#273	Hell ramen	12
#149	Hippy Army MPE	67
#486	Imp Ale	307
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#99	Jolly Roger charrrm	54
#379	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	22
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#199	Knob Goblin elite helm	30
#164	Knob Goblin elite pants	37
#206	Knob Goblin elite polearm	27
#555	Knob Goblin elite shirt	7
#45	Knob Goblin eyedrops	36
#336	Knob Goblin firecracker	54
#219	Knob Goblin harem pants	22
#214	Knob Goblin harem veil	21
#87	Knob Goblin love potion	233
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#341	Knob Goblin pants	31
#226	Knob Goblin perfume	15
#358	Knob Goblin scimitar	28
#214	Knob Goblin seltzer	95
#295	Knob Goblin spatula	29
#88	Knob Goblin steroids	198
#32	Knob Goblin stink bomb	61
#135	Knob Goblin superseltzer	73
#348	Knob Goblin tongs	35
#243	Knob Goblin visor	27
#18	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	21
#198	Knob mushroom	61
#69	Knob sausage	225
#66	Knob stroganoff	8
#105	Knoll mushroom	131
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#105	Lockenstock™ sandals	52
#2321	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	6
#342	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	24
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#100	Mace of the Tortoise	5
#709	Mad Train wine	86
#308	Mae West	1
#33	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	243
#239	Manetwich	3
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#72	Meat detector	8
#130	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	81
#88	Meleegra™ pills	122
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#501	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	65
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#171	Mob Penguin cellular phone	130
#207	Mohawk wig	63
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#99	Monstar energy beverage	123
#177	Mountain Stream soda	217
#240	Mr. Mediocrebar	225
#125	NG	11
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#645	Now and Earlier	2
#173	Orcish baseball cap	25
#117	Orcish cargo shorts	35
#203	Orcish frat-paddle	17
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#71	PADL Phone	262
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#220	Penultimate Fantasy chest	126
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#179	Pine-Fresh air freshener	20
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#113	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	11
#5	Radio Free Baseball Cap	1
#159	Ram's Face Lager	343
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#247	Rock Pops	201
#289	Rock and Roll Legend	5
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#271	Senior Mints	25
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#100	Spam Witch sammich	672
#313	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	16
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#138	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	627
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#61	Time Juice	8
#102	Trollhouse cookies	602
#542	Tuesday's ruby	2
#51	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	74
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#250	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#237	WA	1
#286	Wand of Nagamar	20
#811	Warm Subject gift certificate	10
#391	White Citadel burger	2
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#312	Wint-O-Fresh mint	44
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#359	Yummy Tummy bean	585
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#117	abominable snowcone	209
#387	accidental cider	2
#258	acid-squirting flower	14
#259	acoustic guitarrr	15
#494	adder bladder	8
#229	amulet of extreme plot significance	75
#140	ancient frozen dinner	18
#149	ancient spice	22
#2224	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#847	annoying pitchfork	2
#411	ant agonist	4
#416	anti-anti-antidote	2
#143	anticheese	96
#107	antique greaves	102
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#70	antique helmet	171
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#124	antique shield	91
#123	antique spear	98
#339	around the world	4
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#120	arrrgyle socks	24
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#276	asbestos ore	25
#387	asbestos staff	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#422	asparagus knife	13
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#109	astral mushroom	156
#149	astronaut ice-cream	3
#25	astronaut pants	243
#70	atomic vector plotter	67
#63	attention spanner	3
#730	awful poetry journal	71
#218	bätzle	4
#1207	baby killer bee	4
#2450	baconstone	1
#66	baconstone ring	4
#2547	badass belt	19
#133	badger badge	1
#446	bag of Cheat-Os	14
#354	bag of airline peanuts	86
#292	ball	22
#305	balloon helmet	1
#322	balloon monkey	5
#355	ballroom blintz	7
#218	banjo strings	1
#400	bar skin	25
#122	bar whip	1
#104	barbed-wire fence	95
#620	barrrnacle	23
#110	barskin hat	6
#307	baseball	16
#144	basic meat sword	1
#279	bat guano	50
#229	bat wing	76
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#188	batblade	21
#292	batgut	101
#19	battered hubcap	40
#159	beach glass bead	45
#195	bean burrito	3
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#147	beer bomb	313
#53	beer bong	103
#68	beer helmet	145
#474	beer lens	3
#171	beertini	12
#113	begpwnia	68
#68	bejeweled pledge pin	161
#64	bi-lateral logic compressor	67
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#297	big red clown nose	23
#475	big rock	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#422	bit-o-cactus	5
#510	black eyedrops	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#450	black forest ham	2
#458	black greaves	3
#305	black helmet	7
#610	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#158	black pixel	256
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#523	black shield	2
#509	black snake skin	7
#161	black snowcone	24
#392	black striped oyster egg	13
#390	black sword	5
#474	blackberry	10
#355	blood flower	23
#324	bloody beer	43
#271	bloody clown pants	23
#123	bloody mary	20
#363	blue pixel	173
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#233	blue snowcone	83
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#61	blundarrrbus	8
#132	bone rattle	20
#354	borg sock monkey	5
#250	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	25
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#252	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#296	bottle of alcohol	10
#465	bottle of antifreeze	2
#347	bottle of cooking sherry	3
#196	bottle of gin	143
#2996	bottle of goofballs	5
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#138	bottle of popskull	21
#668	bottle of rum	46
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#130	bottle of tequila	309
#199	bottle of vodka	131
#139	bottle of whiskey	426
#67	bottle opener belt buckle	86
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#336	bowl of cottage cheese	65
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#226	box	65
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#190	boxed wine	182
#148	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	21
#118	brass stinger	5
#544	brick	69
#320	briefcase	16
#315	broken skull	62
#66	broken sword	102
#393	bronzed locust	3
#354	brown sugar cane	10
#23	bubblewrap ore	773
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#356	bubbly potion	32
#249	buckler buckle	1
#787	buckyball	5
#290	bugbear beanie	22
#324	bugbear bungguard	16
#74	bullet-proof corduroys	129
#527	bum cheek	16
#510	bunch of bananas	6
#264	bunch of square grapes	14
#289	cactus fruit	6
#185	calavera concertina	1
#96	can of Binarrrca	109
#80	can of Red Minotaur	61
#545	can of fake snow	1
#592	can of maces	1
#591	can of spinach	3
#728	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	12
#169	candied kobold	19
#425	candied yams	22
#857	candy brain	1
#671	candy cane	54
#2397	candy stake	3
#730	capacitor relay	13
#228	carbon nanotube frame	60
#117	carbonated soy milk	81
#394	carbonated water lily	7
#19	cardboard ore	743
#229	cardboard wakizashi	12
#454	carob chunk cookies	3
#495	carob chunk noodles	2
#128	carob chunks	76
#237	casino pass	14
#194	cast	140
#176	cat appendix	29
#250	catgut	38
#453	centipede eggs	4
#804	chaos butterfly	80
#359	cheap plastic bottle opener	18
#221	chef's hat	55
#207	cherry	29
#351	chewing gum on a string	26
#392	chintzy accordion pin	1
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#370	chintzy seal pendant	2
#139	chloroform rag	36
#60	chocolate spurs	10
#140	chopsticks	38
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#98	chorizo taco	69
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#350	chrome ore	15
#429	chrome staff	1
#222	chrome sword	4
#375	chunk of depleted Grimacite	29
#344	chunk of rock salt	4
#155	clay peace-sign bead	44
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#502	cloudy potion	14
#353	clown hammer	84
#234	clown shoes	13
#259	clown skin	28
#239	clownskin belt	1
#1026	club necklace	7
#156	cocktail onion	10
#190	cocoa eggshell fragment	467
#448	coconut shell	82
#214	coffin lid	7
#704	cog	17
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#122	cold ninja mask	34
#359	cold nuggets	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
#83	communications windchimes	226
#65	computronic processing unit	67
#258	concentrated magicalness pill	8
#186	cool mushroom	14
#338	cool whip	10
#195	corn holder	7
#343	cornuthaum	14
#1468	corpse on the beach	2
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#138	cracker	1
#247	cranberries	126
#674	crazy little Turkish delight	6
#185	crossbow string	1
#94	crowbarrr	28
#345	cyborg doll	5
#286	cyborg stompin' boot	6
#286	dance card	6
#439	dark potion	21
#257	dead guy's watch	30
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#128	decorative fountain	99
#359	defective skull	67
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#51	delicious noodles	110
#283	demon skin	41
#217	denim axe	2
#614	dense meat stack	31
#128	deodorant	28
#123	depantsing bomb	52
#643	desiccated apricot	2
#154	detective skull	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#230	diamond-studded cane	30
#75	diamond-studded fronts	4
#113	didgeridooka	71
#231	digital key lime pie	3
#417	dirty hobo gloves	45
#302	disassembled clover	297
#943	disco ball	16
#956	disco mask	13
#322	disease	41
#344	dishrag	1
#249	disintegrating quill pen	32
#269	disintegrating sheet music	11
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#497	displaced fish	4
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#57	distressed denim pants	148
#869	disturbing fanfic	50
#107	doll house	55
#22	dollhive	244
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#135	dope wheels	9
#211	double daisy	2
#297	drab sonata	14
#47	draggin' ball hat	243
#348	dried face	9
#501	drum machine	5
#318	dry noodles	403
#673	drywall axe	17
#248	ducha de oro	6
#81	duck-on-a-string	22
#1285	duct tape	12
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#156	dusty bottle of Marsala	142
#198	dusty bottle of Merlot	126
#163	dusty bottle of Muscat	143
#189	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	129
#191	dusty bottle of Port	133
#177	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	121
#251	dwarf bread	19
#75	eXtreme mittens	82
#91	eXtreme scarf	58
#3266	easter egg balloon	4
#371	effervescent potion	31
#144	eggbeater	4
#363	eggnog	47
#615	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	12
#207	empty blowgun	11
#352	empty meat tank	8
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#370	enchanted bean	5
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#412	encoder ring	42
#64	energy drink IV	97
#297	ennui-flavored potato chips	155
#238	enormous belt buckle	14
#204	evil golden arch	60
#18	evil googly eye	279
#32	evil teddy bear	417
#142	exploding hacky-sack	18
#333	explosion-flavored chewing gum	87
#145	extra-spicy bloody mary	38
#59	extra-strength strongness elixir	51
#80	eye-pod	7
#224	eyepatch	39
#63	f3d0r4	247
#371	fake blood	3
#344	fake fake vomit	94
#308	fake hand	88
#749	fake plastic grass	2
#217	false eyelashes	2
#29	fancy ball mask	5
#216	fancy bath salts	84
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#969	fancy chocolate	3
#136	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
#151	fancy seashell necklace	162
#664	fat stacks of cash	9
#82	felt	78
#122	fermenting powder	52
#174	ferret bait	89
#540	fetid feather	6
#253	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	8
#97	filthy corduroys	123
#86	filthy knitted dread sack	125
#116	filthy pestle	36
#39	filthy poultice	377
#102	fine wine	140
#162	fire	37
#359	[2426]fire flower	3
#101	fire poi	52
#405	fizzy potion	26
#293	flaming crutch	23
#369	flaming feather	25
#370	flaming mushroom	7
#63	flaming talons	237
#125	flaregun	133
#305	flashing novelty button	4
#119	flat dough	72
#444	flirtatious feather	10
#30	floorboard cruft	63
#120	flowing hippy skirt	9
#522	flute of flat champagne	8
#431	foie gras	1
#198	foolscap fool's cap	17
#73	frat brats	17
#115	fricasseed brains	15
#386	frightful feather	18
#323	frigid mote	2
#151	frigid ninja stars	335
#274	frilly shirt	2
#243	frilly skirt	18
#369	frozen feather	24
#547	frozen mushroom	3
#125	frozen nunchaku	30
#393	fruitcake	56
#120	funky brass fez	2
#185	funky dried mushroom	61
#63	furniture dolly	59
#661	furry fur	60
#150	furry pants	5
#440	fuzzbump	3
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#642	ga-ga radio	1
#183	gas balloon	63
#71	gauze garter	426
#183	gauze shorts	1
#695	gearbox necklace	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#215	ghuol ears	90
#283	ghuol egg	74
#461	ghuol egg quiche	2
#272	ghuol guolash	35
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1279	giant discarded bottlecap	2
#790	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#653	giant discarded torn-up glove	6
#60	giant foam finger	96
#153	giant moxie weed	27
#62	giant needle	1,754
#937	giant pinky ring	13
#275	gimlet	1
#561	gingerbread bugbear	42
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#153	glass of goat's milk	95
#365	gloomy mushroom wine	1
#193	glowing red eye	103
#238	gnatwing	24
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#220	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	2
#371	gnoll lips	9
#294	gnoll teeth	14
#394	goat	1
#145	goat beard	66
#138	goat cheese	253
#228	goat cheese pizza	48
#241	goatskin umbrella	6
#207	gob of wet hair	115
#692	golden ring	40
#94	googly eye	130
#575	goth kid t-shirt	5
#62	gr8ps	150
#139	grapefruit	101
#90	grapes	154
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#145	grave robbing shovel	14
#572	green beer	21
#86	green candy heart	475
#315	green pixel	177
#158	green smoke bomb	17
#61	green snowcone	363
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#429	gremlin juice	3
#353	grouchy restless spirit	32
#1612	grue egg	15
#457	guitar pick	5
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#512	gyroscope	5
#223	hair spray	50
#106	half-orchid	81
#3055	handful of confetti	7
#608	handful of hand chalk	25
#300	handful of moss	12
#440	handful of sand	25
#316	handful of walnuts	5
#41	handsomeness potion	69
#383	happiness	4
#198	headhunter necktie	3
#1228	heart necklace	6
#565	heavy D	61
#262	heavy metal sonata	2
#322	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#222	hellion cube	38
#699	helmet turtle	42
#17	hemp net	117
#133	hemp string	178
#157	henna face paint	12
#287	henna tattoo	2
#312	herb brownies	91
#1138	herbal stuffing	6
#184	herbs	256
#472	hermit permit	3
#301	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	10
#346	hill of beans	61
#125	hippopotamus pants	1
#32	hippopotamus skin	1,148
#105	hippy medical kit	63
#88	hippy protest button	87
#492	honey-dipped locust	2
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#358	hot date	11
#259	hot katana blade	66
#358	hot pink lipstick	1
#201	hot stuffing	1
#460	hot wad	1
#315	hot wing	229
#229	huge spoon	9
#69	hyperbolic plasma focuser	67
#224	hypodermic needle	7
#100	iGoogly	249
#275	ice stein	1
#453	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	228
#254	ice-cold Willer	216
#241	ice-cold fotie	117
#91	ice-cold six-pack	219
#91	icy katana hilt	59
#176	immense cyborg hand	12
#269	incredibly creepy marionette	11
#162	infernal insoles	24
#211	inkwell	27
#301	insanely spicy bean burrito	14
#194	ion grid	75
#66	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	67
#42	irate sombrero	61
#145	iron pasta spoon	59
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#773	yeti fur	66
#111	yo	78
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#678	zombie pineal gland	7

Wow, that's 96,248 items total!

what items are this player missing?