Museum :: Calatan

Calatan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#12	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1,431
#756	2-ball	4
#1457	3-ball	1
#291	30669 scroll	33
#16	33398 scroll	2,569
#361	334 scroll	15
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1072	6-ball	2
#26	64067 scroll	41
#106	668 scroll	13
#12	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	618
#454	8-ball	54
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#9	Acqua Del Piatto Merlot	1
#1090	Amulet of Yendor	7
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#27	Angry Farmer candy	8,394
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#751	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#608	Black No. 2	3
#9	Blackfly Chardonnay	2,900
#58	Blatantly Canadian	164
#764	Bonerdagon necklace	14
#924	Boris's ring	1
#337	Boss Bat bling	10
#305	Boss Bat britches	44
#302	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	12
#34	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	717
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#717	Cloaca grenade	17
#86	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	39
#38	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	137
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#104	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	7
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#647	Codpiece of the Goblin King	12
#44	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	50
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#12	Crimbo hat	1
#8	Crimbo pants	1
#11	Crimbo sword	1
#282	Crown of the Goblin King	83
#14	Daffy Taffy	23,061
#93	Deactivated O. A. F.	9
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#136	Disco Banjo	4
#9	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1,453
#76	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	13
#15	Doc's Miracle Cure	149
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#73	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	204
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#32	Dramatic™ range	56
#2026	Drowsy Sword	3
#629	Dyspepsi grenade	19
#34	Dyspepsi-Cola	2,340
#242	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	12
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#40	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	101
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#131	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#14	Ent cider	2,003
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#30	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	74
#607	Gaia beads	1
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#348	Genalen™ Bottle	3
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#297	Gnollish flyswatter	10
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#22	Gnollish pie tin	2,603
#321	Gnollish plunger	8
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#86	Great Ball of Frozen Fire	1
#24	Grimacite Bock	2
#28	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	201
#131	Hatorade	1
#39	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	59
#31	Hell broth	19
#4	Hell ramen	2,528
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#405	Hippy Army MPE	6
#37	Imp Ale	8,448
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#136	Jolly Roger charrrm	34
#79	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	195
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#296	Knob Goblin elite helm	19
#354	Knob Goblin elite pants	13
#290	Knob Goblin elite polearm	18
#363	Knob Goblin elite shirt	17
#96	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
#27	Knob Goblin firecracker	1,111
#141	Knob Goblin harem pants	43
#111	Knob Goblin harem veil	58
#54	Knob Goblin learning pill	18
#370	Knob Goblin love potion	31
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#671	Knob Goblin pants	7
#164	Knob Goblin perfume	22
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#628	Knob Goblin scimitar	8
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#485	Knob Goblin steroids	12
#819	Knob Goblin tongs	4
#377	Knob Goblin visor	14
#54	Knob mushroom	344
#5	Knob sausage	21,167
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#8	Knob stroganoff	169
#50	Knob stuffed shells	79
#30	Knoll mushroom	531
#115	Knoll shroomkabob	14
🥉	KoL Con IV Pole	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3017	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
#62	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	226
#190	Lucky Surprise Egg	46
#1042	M-242	2
#1075	Mad Train wine	21
#6	Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir	1
#40	Manetwich	24
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#17	Meat maid	25
#14	Meat maid body	70
#454	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#721	Meleegra™ pills	7
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#47	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,720
#47	Mob Penguin cellular phone	545
#25	Mohawk wig	1,045
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#30	Mountain Stream soda	4,177
#95	Mr. Accessory	2
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#5	Mr. Container	1
#593	Mr. Mediocrebar	91
#102	ND	2
#65	NG	31
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#383	Orcish baseball cap	7
#383	Orcish cargo shorts	6
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#194	Orcish meat locker	2
#443	PADL Phone	7
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#29	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2,705
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#35	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	49
#96	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	15
#600	Rock Pops	90
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#30	Spam Witch sammich	2,286
#122	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	9
#12	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	159
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#23	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	4,509
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#28	Trollhouse cookies	3,229
#96	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	41
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#10	Uovo Marcio Shiraz	1
#648	Valentine	30
#147	WA	3
#354	Wand of Nagamar	15
#164	Warm Subject gift certificate	1,160
#138	Yummy Tummy bean	1,651
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#6	abominable snowcone	13,963
#470	acid-squirting flower	6
#480	acoustic guitarrr	6
#494	adder bladder	8
#486	all-purpose cleaner	5
#32	amulet of extreme plot significance	889
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#324	ancient protein powder	11
#408	ancient spice	3
#133	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	30
#549	ancient vinyl coin purse	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#353	ant agonist	6
#283	ant rake	1
#372	anti-anti-antidote	4
#9	anticheese	6,805
#180	antique greaves	60
#75	antique helmet	149
#161	antique shield	70
#162	antique spear	73
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#27	asbestos ore	526
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#389	asparagus knife	15
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#551	astral mushroom	12
#47	awful poetry journal	7,601
#73	bätzle	41
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#74	baconstone	88
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#122	baconstone ring	2
#349	badass belt	117
#702	bag of airline peanuts	40
#72	balaclava	15
#19	balaclava baklava	2,978
#1312	ball	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#427	ballroom blintz	4
#218	banjo strings	1
#475	bar skin	18
🥈	barbed-wire fence	7,486
#1140	barrrnacle	8
#15	bartender-in-the-box	36
#135	baseball	61
#129	basic meat pants	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#400	bat guano	23
#124	bat haggis	4
#54	bat wing	413
#497	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#474	batblade	4
#311	batgut	95
#413	beach glass bead	6
#449	beer bomb	31
#172	beer cartilage	1
#401	beer helmet	7
#72	beer lens	65
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#489	beertini	3
#416	begpwnia	1
#429	bejeweled pledge pin	7
#22	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	31
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#32	big red clown nose	585
#117	bigger stick	1
#320	bit-o-cactus	10
#365	black & tan	4
#510	black eyedrops	1
#357	black forest ham	4
#695	black helmet	1
#12	black lotus	12
#90	black paisley oyster egg	42
#526	black pension check	2
#473	black pepper	2
#67	black pixel	879
#489	black plastic oyster egg	10
#729	black polka-dot oyster egg	6
#391	black pudding	5
#509	black snake skin	7
#257	black snowcone	14
#388	blackberry	16
#52	blood flower	299
#86	blood of the Wereseal	16
#28	bloody beer	4,378
#417	bloody clown pants	11
#143	bloody mary	16
#9	blue pixel	29,494
#95	blue pixel potion	16
#95	blue polka-dot oyster egg	29
#101	blue snowcone	208
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#55	bone rattle	54
#41	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	111
#58	bottle of Definit	73
#31	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	182
#50	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	79
#49	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	136
#557	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	4
#200	bottle of Pinot Renoir	8
#122	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	9
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#34	bottle of gin	2,311
#2232	bottle of goofballs	9
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#57	bottle of rum	2,290
#154	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	7
#39	bottle of tequila	1,706
#65	bottle of vodka	821
#31	bottle of whiskey	4,084
#1034	bowl of cottage cheese	2
#78	box	204
#718	box of sunshine	422
#73	boxed champagne	32
#46	boxed wine	1,328
#193	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	12
#18	brainy skull	63
#1405	brick	14
#259	briefcase	29
#24	broken skull	4,666
#150	broken sword	33
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#393	bronzed locust	3
#516	brown sugar cane	3
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#701	bubbly potion	5
#178	buckler buckle	2
#26	bugbear beanie	704
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#629	bum cheek	10
#294	bunch of bananas	15
#443	bunch of square grapes	4
#210	calle de miel	8
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#243	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
#529	can of Red Minotaur	6
#210	can of black paint	1
#5	can of fake snow	18
#401	can of maces	2
#733	can of spinach	2
#164	can of starch	1
#387	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	24
#676	candied yams	13
#1216	candy cane	27
#112	candy stake	40
#324	canopic jar	12
#423	carbonated soy milk	4
#609	cardboard ore	1
#217	carob chunk cookies	11
#285	carob chunk noodles	6
#16	carob chunks	572
#873	casino pass	1
#19	cast	3,826
#588	cat appendix	2
#501	catgut	9
#568	centipede eggs	2
#106	chaos butterfly	4,313
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#126	cheap toaster	14
#123	chef's hat	115
#44	chef-in-the-box	11
#49	cherry	428
#119	chewing gum on a string	166
#537	chopsticks	4
#227	chorizo brownies	9
#388	chorizo taco	8
#112	chrome crossbow	7
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#137	chrome ore	54
#283	chrome staff	2
#222	chrome sword	4
#482	clay peace-sign bead	3
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#61	clockwork key	20
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#479	cloudy potion	16
#953	clown hammer	21
#441	clown shoes	5
#384	clown skin	14
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#108	cocktail onion	20
#160	cocoa egg	98
#29	cocoa eggshell fragment	4,050
🥉	coconut shell	20,993
#435	coffin lid	2
#241	cog	128
#156	cog and sprocket assembly	3
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#364	cold ninja mask	8
#217	cold nuggets	6
#90	cold powder	13
#26	colored-light "necklace"	8
#476	communications windchimes	6
#116	concentrated magicalness pill	22
#164	cool mushroom	16
#5	cool whip	51,220
#96	cordial of concentration	5
#444	cornuthaum	8
#18	cranberries	2,385
#291	crowbarrr	8
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#554	dark potion	11
#404	dead guy's watch	14
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#381	decorative fountain	12
#769	defective skull	21
#414	dehydrated caviar	7
#137	delectable catalyst	3
#16	delicious noodles	529
#591	demon skin	8
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#677	dense meat stack	20
#276	deodorant	10
#386	desiccated apricot	11
#285	diamond-studded cane	23
#463	didgeridooka	3
#209	dingy planks	1
#39	dirty hobo gloves	1,164
#34	disassembled clover	4,085
#37	disbelief suspenders	78
#786	disco ball	25
#757	disco mask	23
#172	disease	106
#78	disembodied brain	61
#344	dishrag	1
#214	disintegrating quill pen	44
#225	disintegrating spiky collar	1
#596	displaced fish	2
#385	distressed denim pants	5
#105	disturbing fanfic	2,361
#127	doll house	48
#45	dope wheels	36
#680	drab sonata	2
#238	draggin' ball hat	37
#395	dried face	7
#11	dripping meat staff	86
#763	drum machine	1
#48	dry martini	33
#22	dry noodles	12,009
#10	dry vodka martini	250
#170	drywall axe	78
#125	ducha de oro	15
#239	duck-on-a-string	10
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#818	dusty bottle of Marsala	4
#517	dusty bottle of Merlot	22
#561	dusty bottle of Muscat	15
#501	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	22
#499	dusty bottle of Port	24
#799	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4
#18	eXtreme mittens	653
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#569	easter egg balloon	42
#436	effervescent potion	22
#570	eggnog	31
#798	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	7
#248	empty blowgun	10
#170	empty meat tank	24
#152	enchanted barbell	15
#415	enchanted bean	4
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#869	encoder ring	7
#541	energy drink IV	1
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#255	especially salty dog	1
#269	evil golden arch	41
#355	evil golden arches	1
#26	evil googly eye	164
#1137	evil teddy bear	9
#664	explosion-flavored chewing gum	40
#66	extra-spicy bloody mary	219
#19	extra-strength strongness elixir	326
#26	eye of newt	847
#402	eye-pod	1
#182	eyepatch	58
#34	f3d0r4	576
#180	facsimile dictionary	56
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#507	fake blood	2
#579	fake fake vomit	55
#764	fake hand	29
#494	fancy bath salts	14
#76	fancy but probably evil chocolate	40
#4	fancy chocolate	304
#104	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	2
#185	fat stacks of cash	92
#71	felt	86
#605	ferret bait	2
#144	fettucini Inconnu	7
#306	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	5
#571	filthy corduroys	6
#517	filthy knitted dread sack	7
#750	filthy lucre	46
#289	filthy pestle	8
#8	filthy poultice	1,585
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#529	fire poi	1
#465	fizzy potion	17
#670	flaming crutch	4
#120	flaming mushroom	23
#238	flaming talons	40
#39	flange	66
#175	flaregun	93
#13	flat dough	7,034
#16	floral print shirt	26
#472	flute of flat champagne	10
#366	foolscap fool's cap	7
#46	forest tears	23
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#44	frigid ninja stars	1,269
#274	frilly shirt	2
#17	frilly skirt	1,091
#328	frozen mushroom	7
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#1005	fruitcake	19
#149	full meat tank	1
#395	funky dried mushroom	13
#24	furry fur	10,409
#7	furry pants	1,286
#27	fuzzbump	230
#103	fuzzy dice	24
#550	gas balloon	3
#251	gauze garter	52
#259	ghuol ears	68
#316	ghuol egg	63
#246	ghuol egg quiche	7
#191	ghuol guolash	58
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#448	giant discarded bottlecap	11
#49	giant discarded plastic fork	129
#243	giant discarded torn-up glove	19
#131	giant moxie weed	31
#23	giant needle	5,580
#617	giant pinky ring	24
#216	gimlet	2
#1108	gingerbread bugbear	18
#244	gingerbread horror	19
#11	glass of goat's milk	1,059
#20	glowing red eye	1,402
#589	gnatwing	3
#660	gnauga hide	2
#192	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	3
#230	gnoll lips	17
#225	gnoll teeth	20
#201	goat beard	40
#51	goat cheese	1,104
#9	goat cheese pizza	2,733
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#589	gob of wet hair	10
#81	googly eye	161
#376	goth kid t-shirt	11
#99	gr8ps	86
#206	grapefruit	58
#169	grapes	82
#273	grave robbing shovel	5
#330	green candy heart	67
#155	green candygram	3
#5	green pixel	58,965
#348	green pixel potion	1
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#102	green snowcone	222
#301	gremlin juice	6
#123	gremlin mutagen	3
#363	grog	3
#262	grouchy restless spirit	76
#229	grue egg	96
#466	grue egg omelette	4
#15	guitar pick	2,002
#87	hair spray	391
#350	half-orchid	2
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#70	hamethyst	89
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#198	hamethyst earring	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#133	hamethyst ring	2
#4019	handful of confetti	3
#375	handful of hand chalk	75
#544	handful of moss	2
#408	handful of nuts and berries	1
#399	handful of sand	30
#366	handful of walnuts	3
#602	handsomeness potion	1
#647	happiness	1
#127	harem girl t-shirt	10
#198	headhunter necktie	3
#3382	heart necklace	1
#4	heart-shaped balloon	29,966
#38	heavy D	6,476
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#5	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2,003
#152	hellion cube	64
#209	helmet recipe	1
#657	helmet turtle	50
🥈	hemp backpack	1
#578	hemp string	7
#373	henna tattoo	1
#390	herb brownies	55
#847	herbal stuffing	9
#17	herbs	9,593
#151	hermit permit	33
#1110	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
#281	hill of beans	87
#407	hippy medical kit	4
#408	hippy protest button	4
#11	homeopathic healing powder	39
#56	horizontal tango	57
#268	hors d'oeuvre tray	4
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#452	hot date	6
#47	hot hi mein	53
#30	hot katana blade	1,185
#80	hot nuggets	99
#109	hot powder	23
#49	hot wad	314
#293	hot wing	261
#409	huge spoon	3
#311	hypodermic needle	5
#275	ice stein	1
#57	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	10,787
#19	ice-cold Willer	9,815
#7	ice-cold fotie	53,994
🥉	ice-cold six-pack	14,307
#258	icy katana hilt	14
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#303	infernal insoles	10
#202	inkwell	30
#97	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	11
#402	irate sombrero	4
#12	iron pasta spoon	1,621
#885	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	4
#29	jack flapper	97
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#634	jazz soap	44
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#518	joybuzzer	58
🥉	jug-o-magicalness	5,478
#24	jumbo olive	484
#419	keg shield	2
#468	ketchup hound	7
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#99	kickback cookbook	6
#1025	kite	6
#262	kiwi	6
#52	kneecapping stick	318
#257	knob ka-bobs	3
#47	knoll mushroom wine	6
#137	kumquat	15
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#326	large box	13
#52	large cocoa eggshell fragment	37
#331	lavender candy heart	71
#268	lavender candygram	1
#15	lead necklace	1,131
#117	lead yo-yo	2
#22	leaflet	162
#692	leather chaps	1
#364	leather mask	11
#352	leathery bat skin	15
#475	leathery cat skin	10
#513	leathery rat skin	2
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#244	lemon	259
#81	length of string	118
🥉	leotarrrd	3,665
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#432	lesser grodulated violet	1
#166	lihc eye	145
#321	lihc eye pie	7
#68	lihc face	134
#34	lime	936
#701	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	7
#13	line	8,246
#115	linoleum crossbow	7
#135	linoleum ore	49
#178	linoleum staff	4
#521	linoleum sword	1
🥉	little paper umbrella	24,873
#106	loaded serum blowgun	34
#1726	logic synthesizer	1
#306	long pork	4
#221	long skinny balloon	43
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#52	loose teeth	2,546
#33	los chinos	46
#22	lotion of coldness	116
#45	lotion of hotness	51
#26	lotion of sleaziness	98
#49	lotion of spookiness	45
#36	lotion of stench	68
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#173	lowercase N	104
#89	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	2
#161	lumbering jack	2
#61	lupine sword	21
#26	mafia aria	960
#675	magical ice cube with a fly in it	41
#4	magical ice cubes	23,485
#86	magical mystery juice	708
#318	magicalness-in-a-can	11
#60	maid head	1
#237	maiden wig	11
#476	many-eyed glasses	3
#44	maple syrup	443
#316	mariachi G-string	9
#402	mariachi pants	39
#29	martini	642
#865	marzipan skull	6
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#13	meat engine	724
#325	meat paste	172
#563	meat stack	26
#98	meat vortex	610
#479	melted Jell-o shot	1
#543	mesh cap	2
#99	metal mandible	1
#333	metallic A	119
#179	milk of magnesium	9
#384	milky potion	26
#27	mind flayer corpse	1,188
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#80	monster bait	2
#17	mother's little helper	1,798
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#690	mugcake	1
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#212	munchies pill	2
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#4	mushroom pizza	7,434
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#2516	obsidian dagger	3
#232	ocean motion	8
#33	oil of expertise	57
#41	oil of slipperiness	28
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#288	old leather wallet	20
#7	old-fashioned	329
🥇	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
#20	olive	2,301
#82	olive stir-fry	3
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#55	papaya slung	44
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#54	pasta spoon	1,061
#386	patchouli incense stick	39
#44	penguin skin	6,722
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#456	perforated battle paddle	3
#73	perpendicular hula	41
#201	pet rock	40
#829	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	22
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#495	petrified time	1
#354	phat turquoise bead	15
#61	philter of phorce	57
#11	phonics down	13,175
#150	photoprotoneutron torpedo	256
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#15	pie crust	1,339
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#398	piercing post	3
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#318	pile of jumping beans	10
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#9	plain pizza	3,841
#172	plastic passion fruit	11
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#68	plot hole	5,070
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#17	pr0n legs	2,551
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#25	probability potion	6,433
#25	procrastination potion	5,588
#453	prosthetic forehead	3
#251	prussian cathouse	2
#370	puce plastic oyster egg	10
#101	purple snowcone	274
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#271	pygmy pygment	4
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#44	rat appendix	533
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#66	ratini	54
#664	ravioli hat	23
#159	razor-sharp can lid	139
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#40	red pixel potion	157
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#357	redrum	3
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#11	rhinestone cowboy shirt	55
#378	rice bowl	4
#427	ridiculously huge sword	24
#404	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	4
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#376	ring of conflict	1
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#92	[2108]rock	45
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#15	roll in the hay	1,566
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#1285	roll of toilet paper	24
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#68	sauce of the ages	2
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#1031	sawblade shield	1
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#589	screwdriver	1
#70	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	51
#88	scroll of drastic healing	1,296
#22	scroll of pasta summoning	667
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#15	scrumptious reagent	11,659
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#46	seal-toothed rock	1
#36	secret blend of herbs and spices	111
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#13	serum of sarcasm	514
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#205	shiny ring	117
#125	shirt kit	2
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#30	skeleton bone	3,312
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#438	skeleton key ring	1
#17	skewer	1,214
#221	skewer-mounted razor blade	6
#183	skirt / kilt kit	1
#208	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
#132	slap and tickle	31
#210	sleaze nuggets	5
#104	sleaze powder	16
#54	sleaze wad	173
#68	sleazy hi mein	18
#297	sleeping snowy owl	11
#397	small box	7
#383	small leather glove	2
#80	smart skull	387
#29	smile-sharpening stone	29
#494	smoky potion	14
#1120	snake	1
#49	snake shield	20
#80	snarling wolf shield	15
#473	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	13
#113	snorkel	14
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#30	soda water	649
#15	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	13,637
#2032	solid gold bowling ball	3
#139	sonar-in-a-biscuit	133
#294	souvenir ski t-shirt	2
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#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1135	sparkler	1
#22	spectral pickle	1,231
#2994	spectre scepter	3
#11	spiced rum	230
#67	spices	1,255
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#120	spider web	523
#285	spiked femur	12
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#1367	spooky cosmetics bag	1
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#59	spooky felt	144
#32	spooky hi mein	86
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#56	spooky length of string	193
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#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
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#37	spooky wooden block	161
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#175	sprocket	159
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#14	star chart	1,781
#213	star crossbow	5
#197	star hat	9
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#288	star shirt	1
#128	star staff	4
#420	star sword	1
#34	starchy staff	2
#76	stench nuggets	87
#117	stench powder	11
#39	stench wad	594
#8	stick of dynamite	1,932
#231	stinky hi mein	1
#821	stinky mushroom	1
#250	stinky mushroom wine	1
#634	stolen accordion	46
#60	stone banjo	11
#514	stone of eXtreme power	17
#503	strawberry daiquiri	3
#225	stringy sinew	47
#11	strongness elixir	1,181
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#6937	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	3
#6980	stuffed angry cow	3
#8948	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
#382	stuffed can of asparagus	11
#7693	stuffed cocoabo	2
#8923	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#7024	stuffed hand turkey	3
#6293	stuffed mind flayer	4
#8940	stuffed scary death orb	1
#400	stuffed shoulder parrot	53
#4936	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	7
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#8882	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#1166	stuffed spooky mushroom	7
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#101	stuffing	83
#336	stunt nuts	5
#595	sucky decal	2
#218	sunken chest	79
#5	suntan lotion of moxiousness	5,651
#87	super-spiky hair gel	1,343
#26	support cummerbund	326
#46	supportive bra	159
#122	swashbuckling pants	48
#84	sweet rims	3
#485	swirly potion	14
#560	t8r tots	6
#13	taco shell	2,535
#884	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	4
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#119	tangerine	22
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#617	tassel	1
#177	tattered scrap of paper	42
#94	teddy bear	64
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#31	ten-leaf clover	1,645
#77	tenderizing hammer	30
#194	teqiwila slammer	2
#499	tequila grenade	3
#7	tequila with training wheels	700
#78	thin black candle	5,147
🥇	time sleigh	1
#559	tiny bottle of absinthe	11
#102	tiny house	2,641
#31	tiny maracas	14
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
#4914	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
#891	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	11
#269	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	33
#72	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	29
#108	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	9
#127	tiny plastic Scream Queen	8
#488	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	7
#2626	tiny plastic accordion thief	2
#123	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	9
#2259	tiny plastic angry goat	8
#3364	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
#2258	tiny plastic barrrnacle	8
#4480	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#3304	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
#2240	tiny plastic cocoabo	8
#4886	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
#1824	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#3988	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	4
#3965	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	4
#2527	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
#162	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	8
#8058	tiny plastic grue	1
#147	tiny plastic hermit	21
#4853	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
#2462	tiny plastic killer bee	7
#2880	tiny plastic leprechaun	6
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#2509	tiny plastic mosquito	7
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#2493	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	7
#1814	tiny plastic sauceror	3
#2610	tiny plastic seal clubber	2
#111	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	9
#3367	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#2841	tiny plastic star starfish	6
#368	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	25
#2659	tiny plastic turtle tamer	2
#490	tiny shaker of salt	5
#339	tires	21
#405	titanium assault umbrella	20
#132	toast	15,571
#144	tofu casserole	11
#662	tofurkey gravy	13
#703	tofurkey leg	12
#22	tomato	16,051
#227	tomato daiquiri	7
#142	tomato juice of powerful power	21
#67	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	17
#60	tonic water	56
#127	tooth	33
#2527	toothsome rock	1
#1580	towel	2
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#80	toy wheel	89
#8	tree skirt	12
#23	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	23
#7	tropical orchid	2,290
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#101	tropical wrapping paper	7
#321	tube of dread wax	9
#60	tuning fork	4
#673	turtle pheromones	1
#91	turtle totem	875
#28	twinkly nuggets	4,327
#105	twinkly powder	254
#396	twinkly wad	295
#593	uncooked chorizo	2
#425	unidentified jerky	13
#457	upsy daisy	1
#381	useless powder	371
#11	valuable trinket	24,436
#668	vampire collar	1
#1912	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
#638	viking helmet	8
#297	vodka and cranberry	7
#602	vorpal blade	4
#24	wad of dough	7,246
#412	wad of tofu	8
#624	water pipe bomb	22
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#515	whiskey and cola	2
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#262	white Canadian	11
#348	white candy heart	79
#276	white candygram	1
#64	white chocolate and tomato pizza	55
#346	white chocolate chip cookies	9
#462	white chocolate chips	15
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#554	white lightning	11
#802	white picket fence	1
#640	white satin pants	2
#807	white snake skin	4
#511	white sword	5
#663	whoopie cushion	46
#512	wicker shield	1
#1128	wind-up chattering teeth	18
#507	windchimes	8
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#37	wolf mask	2,013
#51	wooden axe	26
#85	wooden block	37
#308	wooden stakes	9
#297	wool hat	5
#61	woolen cravat	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#367	worthless gewgaw	12
#337	worthless knick-knack	19
#442	worthless trinket	6
#20	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	20
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#20	wussiness potion	1,584
#811	x-ray specs	16
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#438	yellow candy heart	74
#186	yellow candygram	5
#753	yellow snowcone	42
#164	yeti fur	1,772
#140	yo-yo	225

Wow, that's 925,231 items total!

what items are this player missing?