| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #106 | beach glass necklace | 7 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #489 | black plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #203 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #232 | handful of sand | 85 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #543 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #676 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #380 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #82 | peace-sign necklace | 8 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1095 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1000 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3382 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4309 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3607 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2486 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #3780 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3405 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2468 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #370 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1849 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |