| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #106 | beach glass necklace | 7 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #489 | black plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #839 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #233 | handful of sand | 85 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #542 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #380 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #82 | peace-sign necklace | 8 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2479 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #769 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #368 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |