| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1201 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #620 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #504 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #106 | beach glass necklace | 7 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #1125 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #489 | black plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #205 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #232 | handful of sand | 85 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #426 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #543 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1294 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #618 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #219 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1364 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #382 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #441 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #82 | peace-sign necklace | 8 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #999 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1174 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1515 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #974 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3383 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3765 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2960 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4812 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4311 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3607 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2487 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #3779 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4965 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4806 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3459 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #3406 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #771 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2471 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #369 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3180 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1044 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #816 | windchimes | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |