Museum :: raynstorm

raynstorm

Rank	Item	Quantity
#39	"DRINK ME" potion	1,465
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#397	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#912	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#693	334 scroll	3
#889	4-ball	3
#103	4-d camera	2
#217	4-dimensional guitar	8
#101	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
#879	5-ball	3
#900	6-ball	3
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#455	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#54	8-ball	1,338
#253	9-ball	4
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#103	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#130	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
#87	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#64	ASCII shirt	44
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#140	Alewife™ Ale	11
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#122	Amulet of Yendor	182
#71	Ancient Saucehelm	18
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#411	Angry Farmer candy	238
#22	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	114
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#217	Asleep in the Cemetery	7
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#40	BRICKO brick	17,005
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#36	BRICKO eye brick	2,721
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#16	BRICKO octopus	2
#31	BRICKO ooze	4
#16	BRICKO oyster	5
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#8	BRICKO pearl	193
#9	BRICKO pyramid	6
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#29	BRICKO turtle	3
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#2033	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#160	Bash-Ōs cereal	4
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#33	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	12
#28	Bit O' Ectoplasm	117
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#146	Black No. 2	74
#118	Blackfly Chardonnay	68
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#43	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
#125	Bohemian rhapsody	4
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#82	Boozehounds Anonymous token	12
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#74	Boris's ring	18
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#67	C.H.U.M. knife	11
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1161	CRIMBCO scrip	38
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#18	Chester's bag of candy	4
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#101	Cinco Mayo Lager	3
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#760	Cloaca grenade	15
#660	Cloaca-Cola	41
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#470	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	6
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#197	Cloaca-Cola shield	12
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#138	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	5
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#37	Coily™	2
#201	Colander of Em-er'il	9
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#43	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	38
#66	Comet Drop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#42	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	42
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#735	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1272	Crimbo fudge	2
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#3106	Crimbuck	2
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#926	Crown of the Goblin King	27
#322	Daffy Taffy	101
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#330	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#184	Dramatic™ range	8
#993	Drowsy Sword	14
#953	Dyspepsi grenade	9
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#448	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	7
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#673	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	2
#315	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	7
#174	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
#42	Earring of Fire	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#249	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	12
#41	Elfin shortbread	33
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#18	Elron's Explosive Etude	4
#170	Elvish delight	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#105	Everlasting Deckswabber	6
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#441	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	14
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#406	Frat Army FGF	3
🥇	French slippers	1
#12	Frogade	245
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#31	Frosty's carrot	3
#430	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#58	Frosty's nailbat	2
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#178	GOTO	1
#81	Gaia beads	66
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#198	Game Grid ticket	11
#131	Game Grid token	24
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#208	Genalen™ Bottle	11
#44	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	41
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#66	Gnollish flyswatter	53
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#219	Gnollish pie tin	19
#58	Gnollish plunger	50
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#225	Gnollish toolbox	23
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#78	Good 'n' Slimy	2
#96	Goodfella contract	573
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#101	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#512	Hell ramen	2
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#221	Hippy Army MPE	33
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#44	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#16	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	4
#48	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#21	Iiti Kitty phone charm	895
#1019	Imp Ale	54
#165	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1288	Iron Beta of Industry	2
#850	Jack-in-the-box	4
#285	Jarlsberg's earring	5
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#223	Jolly Roger charrrm	19
#153	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	16
#22	Juju Mojo Mask	2
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#28	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	3
#28	Kentucky-fried meat staff	2
#54	Kentucky-fried meat sword	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#55	Kevlar balloon	4
#61	Kiss the Knob apron	2
#120	Kissin' Cousins	6
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#44	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	17
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#386	Knob Goblin elite helm	12
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#347	Knob Goblin elite polearm	14
#198	Knob Goblin elite shirt	45
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#298	Knob Goblin harem pants	14
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#186	Knob Goblin love potion	90
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#204	Knob Goblin melon baller	13
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#414	Knob Goblin pants	21
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#78	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	33
#403	Knob Goblin scimitar	22
#369	Knob Goblin seltzer	33
#104	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	2
#286	Knob Goblin spatula	31
#209	Knob Goblin steroids	61
#90	Knob Goblin stink bomb	6
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#366	Knob Goblin tongs	30
#440	Knob Goblin visor	10
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#46	Knob jelly donut	8
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#139	Knob mushroom	104
#169	Knob nuts	3
#114	Knob pasty	5
#249	Knob sausage	23
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#175	Knoll mushroom	83
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#52	Let Me Be!	14
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#82	Libram of Divine Favors	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#74	Lockenstock™ sandals	89
#1652	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	12
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#119	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	510
#485	Lucky Surprise Egg	6
#954	M-242	3
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1000	Mad Train wine	29
#308	Mae West	1
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#635	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	11
#80	Manetwich	12
#18	Mariner's Friend cough drops	227
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#23	Maxing, Relaxing	18
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#202	Meat detector	3
#72	Meat maid	3
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#13	Meleegra™ pills	1,339
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#104	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	32
#387	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	111
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#322	Mob Penguin cellular phone	65
#615	Mob Penguin protection contract	1
#398	Mohawk wig	19
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#456	Monstar energy beverage	4
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#64	Mountain Stream soda	1,345
#164	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#106	Mr. Joe's bangles	13
#972	Mr. Mediocrebar	48
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#20	Mudflap-Girl Earring	3
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#102	ND	2
#374	NG	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#434	Newbiesport™ tent	2
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	3
#276	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	3
#265	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	3
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	3
#218	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	3
#212	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	3
#171	Now and Earlier	29
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#156	Oil of Parrrlay	21
#100	Okee-Dokee soda	3
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#64	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
#371	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
#26	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#262	Orcish baseball cap	13
#340	Orcish cargo shorts	8
#217	Orcish frat-paddle	15
#49	Orcish meat locker	14
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#34	Oscus's garbage can lid	2
#199	PADL Phone	53
#29	PVC staff	1
#91	Pain Dip	4
#253	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	14
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#21	Pendant of Fire	2
#804	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#82	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	19
#196	Piddles	1
#494	Pine-Fresh air freshener	4
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#128	Polka Pop	5
#31	Prelude of Precision	3
#142	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#57	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	32
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#136	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
#269	Ram's Face Lager	122
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#369	Red Pill	1
#651	Red Rover BB gun	2
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#96	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	15
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#408	Rock Pops	128
#222	Rock and Roll Legend	8
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#125	S.A.V.E. flyer	2
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#217	SPF 451 lip balm	11
#6	STYX deodorant body spray	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#62	Salsa de las Epocas	1
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#60	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	1
#328	Schrödinger's thermos	64
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#17	Sensual Massage for Creeps	33
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
🥈	Snow Queen Crown	11,366
#67	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
#138	Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts	1
#510	Spam Witch sammich	44
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#378	Spooky Surprise Egg	30
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#1061	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	3
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
🥉	Staff of Queso Escusado	1
#94	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
#89	Steal This Candy	37
#36	Sugar Cog	94
#14	Summer Nights	26
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#303	Supernova Champagne	13
#83	Swabbie™ swab	64
#70	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
#21	Tales from the Fireside	23
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#307	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	198
#304	The Art of Slapfighting	3
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#346	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	9
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#697	The Joy of Wassailing	3
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#17	Tiger-lily's milk	235
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#120	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	52
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#7	Travels with Jerry	102
#692	Trollhouse cookies	21
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#103	Tuesday's ruby	32
#13	Typical Tavern swill	973
#149	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#468	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	4
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#10	Underworld flail	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
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#48	teeny-tiny magic scroll	11
#50	teeny-tiny ninja stars	18
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#34	tempura air	2
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#49	tempura cucumber	1
#53	tempura radish	1
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#271	tenderizing hammer	5
#61	teqiwila	3
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#74	tequila sunrise	36
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#13	tiny plastic Axe Wound	570
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#4	tiny plastic Felonia	3,291
#9	tiny plastic G Imp	1,101
#23	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	279
#12	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	841
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#18	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	396
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#4	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3,758
#53	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	94
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#14	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	77
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#17	tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress	1
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#6	tiny plastic The Man	966
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#7	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	684
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#5	tiny plastic accordion thief	858
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#19	tiny plastic angry bugbear	552
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#11	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	885
#4	tiny plastic astronomer	2,764
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#17	tiny plastic beanbat	455
#12	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	143
#67	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	190
#5	tiny plastic blooper	1,048
#10	tiny plastic brainsweeper	944
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#16	tiny plastic cubist bull	661
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#9	tiny plastic disco bandit	738
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#26	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	37
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#12	tiny plastic pastamancer	245
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#36	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	517
#6	tiny plastic sauceror	847
🥇	tiny plastic scary clown	15,996
#4	tiny plastic seal clubber	956
#35	tiny plastic senile lihc	177
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#12	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	846
#15	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	688
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#48	tiny plastic stab bat	315
#35	tiny plastic star starfish	512
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#35	tiny plastic strand of DNA	16
#8	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1,564
#4	tiny plastic taco cat	4,118
#5	tiny plastic topiary golem	2,591
#6	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1,036
#7	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2,511
#6	tiny plastic warwelf	439
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#172	tip jar	9
#184	tires	50
#265	tisket	1
#180	titanium assault umbrella	73
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#107	tofu stir-fry	1
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#135	tofu wonton	1
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#502	tofurkey leg	17
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#699	tomato	18
#132	tomato daiquiri	12
#366	tomato juice of powerful power	2
#227	tomb ratchet	3
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#32	tonic water	154
#975	tooth	3
#61	toothbrush	34
#527	toothsome rock	19
#653	top	7
#243	torn hellseal sinew	23
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#126	tortoboggan	1
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#239	tortoise's blessing	11
#632	towel	13
#679	toy crazy train	12
#334	toy deathbot	3
#456	toy hoverpad	30
#794	toy jet pack	9
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#496	toy mercenary	13
#941	toy ray gun	8
#77	toy six-seater hovercraft	1
#228	toy soldier	8
#1041	toy space helmet	6
#318	toy train	7
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#60	traffic jam toast	1
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#316	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
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#53	trousers of the white knight	1
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#123	turtle pheromones	53
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#88	turtle wax shield	1
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#131	turtling rod	1
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#376	twinkly nuggets	8
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#124	twinkly wad	3,627
#535	twitching claw	9
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#13	two-handed depthsword	36
🥇	ultimate ultimate frisbee	5,609
#354	uncooked chorizo	10
#130	underwater slingshot	1
#29	undissolvable contact lenses	1
#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#376	unidentified jerky	18
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#376	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	9
#60	unrolling pin	2
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#645	unstable DNA	81
#2462	unstable laser battery	13
#76	unstable quark	14
#1353	untamable turtle	1
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#55	upsy daisy	296
#37	urchin roe	1
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#635	valuable trinket	113
#247	vampire collar	8
#553	vampire duck-on-a-string	17
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#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#669	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#28	velcro ore	45
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
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#58	velvet choker	1
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#51	very large caltrop	1
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#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#53	vial of porquoise juice	2
#101	vibrating cyborg knife	27
#222	viking helmet	72
#354	vinegar	110
#291	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	42
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#16	vinyl shield	3
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#566	volcanic ash	1
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#274	vorpal blade	26
#110	wad of cotton	24
#339	wad of dough	130
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#185	wad of tofu	45
#131	walrus ice cream	1
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#260	wang	9
#300	war tongs	5
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#309	warm mushroom	5
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#76	wasabi-infused sake	2
#167	water pipe bomb	465
#225	water wings	5
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#87	water-polo mitt	1
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#42	wedge of gray cheese	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
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#105	wet venom duct	3
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#220	whip kit	1
#191	whiskey and cola	12
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#193	whiskey sour	12
#243	white Canadian	13
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#34	white candy heart	1,791
#276	white candygram	1
#236	white chocolate and tomato pizza	10
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#663	white class ring	7
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#184	white lightning	94
#63	white picket fence	49
#1027	white pixel	1
#13	white rice	398
#32	white satin pants	191
#63	white satin shield	46
#109	white snake skin	121
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#56	white sword	134
#88	white whip	1
#5	white-label gin	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#83	whoopie cushion	250
#54	wicker shield	128
#46	wiffle-flail	2
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	willyweed	1
#88	wind-up chattering teeth	273
#385	windchimes	14
#98	wine spritzer	12
#102	wine-soaked bone chips	10
#43	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1,047
#390	witch hat	2
#246	witty rapier	14
#69	wizard action figure	1
#23	wok lobster	9
#239	wolf mask	140
#433	wolfman mask	14
#12	wonderwall shield	278
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#143	wooden figurine	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#127	wooden stakes	25
#126	wool hat	18
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#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#112	world's smallest violin	7
#225	worn tophat	8
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#863	worthless knick-knack	2
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#73	wreath of laurels	8
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#587	wrench bracelet	4
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#72	wumpus hair	28
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#546	wussiness potion	14
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#95	yak anorak	3
#280	yak skin	2
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
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#67	yam candy	4
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#336	yellow brick road	1
#34	yellow candy heart	2,702
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#439	yellow glowstick	3
#21	yellow matter custard	8
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#114	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	16
#93	yellow snowcone	273
#136	yellow striped oyster egg	16
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#489	yeti fur	212
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#752	yo	11
#1212	yo-yo	12
#137	yohohoyo	26
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 592,684 items total!

what items are this player missing?