Museum :: Delilah Jones

Delilah Jones

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#94	"KICK ME" sign	3
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#56	"meat" stick	18
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#220	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#1113	4-ball	2
#141	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1077	5-ball	2
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#1072	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#1640	8-ball	4
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#78	8-bit banana	1
#626	9-ball	1
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#45	A muse-bouche	11
#777	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
#28	ASCII fu manchu	42
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#106	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	3
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#173	Alewife™ Ale	7
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#205	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#49	Ancient Protector Soda	13
#1321	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#150	Angelhair Culottes	7
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#190	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#74	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
#287	Argarggagarg's fang	6
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#49	Aura Libre	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#45	BOOterfinger	7
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#15	BRICKO octopus	4
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#46	BRICKO pearl	5
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#77	BRICKO stud	5
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#62	BROS Energy Drink	1
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#69	BURT	425
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#150	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	7
#44	Bangyomaman battle juice	16
#34	Barney's rake	11
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#433	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	4
#45	Barulio's bottle	14
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#196	Battlie Light Saver	1
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#76	Belt of Howling Anger	7
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#66	Big Punk	4
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#62	Bit O' Quail Spleen	2
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#199	Blackfly Chardonnay	23
#389	Blatantly Canadian	5
#143	Bling of the New Wave	8
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#41	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#233	Bonerdagon necklace	44
#36	Bonestabber	1
#53	Boots of Twilight Whispers	8
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#65	Boris's key lime pie	22
#924	Boris's ring	1
#193	Boss Bat bling	17
#941	Boss Bat britches	14
#113	Boss Drops	1
#46	Bowl of Scorpions	19
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#47	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#68	Bright Water	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#76	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#57	Bugbearclaw Donut	2
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#89	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	3
#64	Buttery Knob	1
🥈	Byte	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#119	CSA cheerfulness ration	38
#35	CSA discount card	555
#167	CSA fire-starting kit	117
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#38	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	563
#45	Caipiranha	1
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#39	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
#100	Charity's choker	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#58	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	2
#21	Chinese curse words	30
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#572	Chroner	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#78	Cloaca Cola Polar	61
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1352	Cloaca-Cola	3
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#57	Cloak of Dire Shadows	8
#65	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	22
#355	Codpiece of the Goblin King	21
#172	Coinspiracy	1
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#120	Cold Hots candy	131
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#213	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#35	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	66
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#367	Corpse Island iced tea	14
#188	Cosmic Calorie	1
#91	Cracklin' Oat Bran	4
#61	Crazymaker	2
#125	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	38
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#175	Crimbojito	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#62	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	2
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#195	Crimbot battery	4
#122	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	39
#72	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	7
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#154	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	2
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#93	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	5
#45	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	11
#33	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	16
#64	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	8
#39	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	13
#134	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	3
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#137	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	34
#44	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	12
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
#125	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	36
#171	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	8
#34	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	13
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#145	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	30
#56	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	9
#138	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	11
#135	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	33
#108	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	14
#113	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	41
#48	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#166	Crown of the Goblin King	116
#55	Cursed Punch	3
#53	D roll	216
#226	Daffy Taffy	144
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#88	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	3
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#198	Disco 'Fro Pick	11
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#114	Dolphin King's crown	37
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#118	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	30
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#119	Drowsy Sword	144
#52	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#96	Duskwalker fangs	4
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#78	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1795	Dyspepsi-Cola	4
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#271	Ecto-Cooler	4
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#278	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#59	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	77
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#39	Elizabeth's Dollie	3
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#17	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#78	Elmley shades	15
#130	Elvish delight	2
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#60	Enchanted Plunger	6
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#438	Ent cider	15
#66	Event Horizon	1
#65	Everlasting Deckswabber	11
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#831	FDKOL commendation	8
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#95	Fantasma en la Máquina	52
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#861	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	2
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#38	Fettris	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#57	Firewater	1
#115	Fitspiration™ poster	8
#18	Five Second Energy™	6
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#47	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
#343	Frat Army FGF	5
#91	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	3
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
#49	French bronilla brogurt	1
#82	Friendliness Beverage	129
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#37	Fu Manchu Wax	25
#226	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#364	Gaia beads	5
#179	Galapagosian Cuisses	6
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#182	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
#178	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	6
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#82	Gearhead Goo	7
#80	Genalen™ Bottle	61
#126	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	9
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#306	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	8
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#594	Gnollish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#141	Go-Wassail	148
#42	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	14
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#114	Grateful Undead T-shirt	5
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#73	Greaves of the Murk Lord	6
#65	Green Burlap	1
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#54	Green Giant	2
#120	Green Manalishi	7
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#56	Groll doll	30
#147	Gummi-DNA	9
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
#36	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#42	Half a Purse	1
#52	Hand in Glove	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#48	Haymaker	1
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#515	Hippy Army MPE	2
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#22	Hundred Headed IPA	15
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#21	Ice-Cold Beerring	2
#73	Iceberglar scarf	7
#36	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	218
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#47	Illuminati earpiece	16
#1421	Imp Ale	15
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#84	Interview With You (a Vampire)	2
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#214	Iron Beta of Industry	46
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#194	Jack-in-the-box	29
#61	Jackhammer	1
#80	Jacob's rung	2
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#71	Jefferson wings	5
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#121	Jocko Homo's head	11
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#42	Jungle Juice	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#90	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	2
#50	Knob Goblin Mutagen	61
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#126	Knob Goblin stink bomb	2
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#108	Knob jelly donut	2
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#29	Knob nuts	58
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#249	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#98	LCD game: Burger Belt	2
#107	LCD game: Food Eater	1
#108	LCD game: Garbage River	1
#88	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	62
#214	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#48	Lavalos's shell	2
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#214	Lederhosen of the Night	6
#86	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	5
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#213	Lockenstock™ sandals	14
#28	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	13
#153	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	142
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#926	Mad Train wine	38
#308	Mae West	1
#155	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#117	Manetwich	8
#109	Mariner's Friend cough drops	7
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#373	Marquis de Poivre soda	5
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#54	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
#68	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	57
#26	Mayodiol	1
#59	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	93
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#45	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#62	Meat-inflating powder	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#60	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#290	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	21
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#22	Mer-kin dragnet	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#12	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
#14	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#88	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
#83	Mer-kin lipstick	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#92	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
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#156	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
#344	warbear trouser fragment	1
#73	warbear wardance potion	30
#134	warbear warrior bread	1
#651	warbear whosit	1
#70	warehouse clerk's glasses	3
#71	warehouse walkie-talkie	3
#631	warm mushroom	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#102	wasabi pocky	1
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#524	water pipe bomb	37
#42	water purification pills	655
#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#123	watered-down Red Minotaur	11
#8	wax hat	2
#23	wax pants	1
#75	weathered barrel	1
#35	weighted paperclip chain	5
#97	weird gazelle steak	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#38	wet venom duct	11
#205	whalebone corset	2
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#41	whimpering willow bark	18
#157	whip kit	2
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#68	whiskey in a broken glass	48
#630	whiskey sour	1
#650	white Canadian	2
#100	white Xanadian	5
#452	white balloon	5
#48	white belt	1
#37	white blood cells	7
#686	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#500	white chocolate chip cookies	4
#183	white chocolate chips	78
#707	white class ring	6
#586	white collar	1
#49	white elephant gift	1
#429	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
#1104	white lightning	1
#683	white picket fence	2
#1027	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#257	white snake skin	50
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#34	white wine	8
#53	whole roasted chicken	2
#90	whole turkey leg	3
#118	wholeberd	1
#405	wicker shield	3
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#187	willyweed	1
#173	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
#242	wind-up meatcar	48
#118	wind-up navigation droid	2
#164	wind-up owl	1
#71	wind-up spider	1
#166	wind-up vampire teeth	1
#409	windchimes	12
#415	wine spritzer	1
#265	wine-soaked bone chips	3
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#35	witch wart	6
#30	witch's bread	6
#16	witch's brew	9
#476	witty rapier	2
#33	woim	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#986	wolf mask	3
#219	wonderwall shield	5
#67	wood screw	3
#218	wooden axe	3
#191	wooden figurine	1
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#22	wooden spoon	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#60	wool hat	56
#24	wool sock	4
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#411	worn tophat	2
#74	worst candy	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#651	worthless trinket	2
#130	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#113	wrench bracelet	31
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#53	x-ray mirror	4
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#142	yellow drunki-bear	3
#661	yellow gummi ingot	23
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1180	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#25	yellow pixel potion	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2051	yellow plastic oyster egg	2
#1622	yeti fur	3
#478	yohohoyo	2
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#56	zombie	2
#67	zombie hollandaise	26

Wow, that's 50,786 items total!

what items are this player missing?