Museum :: Caplin

Caplin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#195	"DRINK ME" potion	155
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#912	1-ball	3
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#456	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	13
#541	2-ball	7
#124	25-meat staff	1
#606	3-ball	6
#385	30669 scroll	21
#457	33398 scroll	31
#484	334 scroll	9
#135	37x37x37 puzzle cube	16
#747	4-ball	4
#103	4-d camera	2
#246	4-dimensional guitar	6
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#774	5-ball	4
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#484	6-ball	9
#97	64067 scroll	7
#168	668 scroll	8
#265	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	11
#904	7-ball	3
#50	7-inch discus	1
#834	8-ball	17
#78	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#409	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#266	ASCII shirt	7
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#113	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	3
#308	Amulet of Yendor	75
#399	Ancient Saucehelm	6
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#823	Angry Farmer candy	58
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#171	Ankh of Badahnkadh	2
#439	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#217	Atomic Pop	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#862	BGE merchandise order form	2
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#65	BRICKO brick	8,747
#30	BRICKO bulwark	7
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#63	BRICKO eye brick	1,466
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#65	BRICKO reactor	6
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#32	BRICKO trunk	3
#38	BRICKO turtle	2
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#536	BURT	12
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#208	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#48	Ben-Gal™ Balm	129
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#270	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	4
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#177	BitterSweetTarts	3
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#509	Black No. 2	6
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#148	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#129	Blue Diamond of Honesty	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#188	Bohemian rhapsody	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#36	Bonestabber	1
#201	Boots of Twilight Whispers	1
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#170	Boris's key lime	2
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#740	Boss Bat bling	4
#1513	Boss Bat britches	6
#86	Bowl of Scorpions	4
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#363	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	3
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#244	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	3
#251	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	3
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#151	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#225	CSA discount card	1
#373	CSA fire-starting kit	5
#170	CSA obedience grenade	3
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#45	Caipiranha	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#124	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#325	Colander of Em-er'il	7
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#129	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	5
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#66	Comet Drop	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#88	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	12
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#129	Cosmic Calorie	43
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1214	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#436	Crimbo candied pecan	25
#387	Crimbo fudge	29
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#578	Crimbo peppermint bark	17
#168	Crimbo pie	19
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#48	Crimboween memo	127
#2089	Crimbuck	30
#1218	Crown of the Goblin King	19
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#1149	Daffy Taffy	18
#320	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#347	Disco 'Fro Pick	8
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#118	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#407	Dolphin King's crown	11
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#250	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	3
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#530	Drowsy Sword	35
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#54	Drunken Neurologist	1
#52	Drunken Philosopher	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#945	Dyspepsi-Cola	47
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#196	El Sombrero De Lopez	11
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#211	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	15
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#170	Elvish delight	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#126	Enchanted Plunger	1
#369	Ent cider	20
#66	Event Horizon	1
#159	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
#53	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
#173	FDKOL commendation	4,023
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#76	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	13
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#57	Firewater	1
#64	Flaming Caipiranha	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#52	Flying Caipiranha	1
#82	Fog Murderer	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#246	Freddy Kruegerand	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#147	Game Grid ticket	47
#193	Game Grid token	5
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#140	Gearhead Goo	2
#115	Genalen™ Bottle	34
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#188	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	5
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#132	Gnollish Crossdress	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#263	Gnollish pie tin	14
#497	Gnollish plunger	3
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#266	Gnollish toolbox	17
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#884	Go-Wassail	5
#53	Golden Light	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#67	Grasshopper	1
#170	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#194	Green Clover of Justice	10
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#44	Grimacite Bock	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#79	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	12
#48	Haymaker	1
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#52	Herringtini	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#291	Hippy Army MPE	16
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#131	Hollandaise helmet	80
#76	Humanitini	1
#37	Humpty Dumplings	1
#89	Hundred Headed IPA	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#137	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	17
#302	Iiti Kitty phone charm	8
#530	Imp Ale	255
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1001	Instant Karma	2
#121	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#1115	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#89	Jarlsberg's earring	13
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#294	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	7
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#187	Knob Goblin Mutagen	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#131	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
#405	Knob Goblin elite helm	11
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#385	Knob Goblin elite shirt	15
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#394	Knob Goblin firecracker	42
#266	Knob Goblin harem pants	16
#191	Knob Goblin harem veil	26
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#627	Knob Goblin love potion	9
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#311	Knob Goblin melon baller	6
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#549	Knob Goblin pants	12
#164	Knob Goblin perfume	22
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#463	Knob Goblin scimitar	16
#487	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#303	Knob Goblin spatula	27
#538	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#443	Knob Goblin superseltzer	8
#519	Knob Goblin tongs	14
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#130	Knob lo mein	2
#292	Knob mushroom	28
#79	Knob nuts	14
#343	Knob pasty	1
#481	Knob sausage	4
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#96	Knob stir-fry	3
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#51	Knoll lo mein	7
#437	Knoll mushroom	20
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#196	Let Me Be!	7
#41	Li'l Businessman Kit	9
#141	Lobos Mints	1
#90	Lobster qua Grill	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Locust	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#578	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	47
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#36	Louder Than Bomb	1
#837	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#140	MSG	6
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#681	Mad Train wine	97
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#229	Marquis de Poivre soda	24
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#183	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#98	Meat maid body	3
#268	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	24
#453	Meleegra™ pills	18
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#109	Mer-kin foodbucket	6
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#42	Mer-kin paste	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#452	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	8
#563	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	44
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#887	Microplushie: Gothochondria	2
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
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#130	underwater slingshot	1
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#482	unearthed potsherd	1
#313	unearthly onyx	2
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#302	unidentified jerky	32
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#154	unnatural gas	1
#532	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	2
#107	unrolling pin	1
#29	unspeakable lozenges	1
#2304	unstable DNA	1
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#52	unstable quark	21
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#79	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
#457	upsy daisy	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#107	used beer	1
#929	useless powder	54
#1569	valuable trinket	17
#147	vampire chowder	2
#158	vampire collar	13
#320	vampire duck-on-a-string	36
#144	vampire glitter	3
#154	vampire pearl	3
#47	vampire pearl earring	1
#44	vampire pearl necklace	1
#45	vampire pearl ring	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
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#28	velcro shield	1
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#172	very overdue library book	2
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#127	vial of The Glistening	3
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#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#437	viking helmet	19
#1642	vinegar	1
#394	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	14
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#492	vorpal blade	7
#122	votive candle	1
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#533	wad of dough	50
#185	wad of slimy rags	2
#563	wad of tofu	3
#74	walrus ice cream	2
#18	walrus-tusk earring	105
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#354	wang	4
#187	war tongs	14
#466	warm mushroom	2
#60	wasabi marble soda	5
#50	wasabi pocky	6
#63	wasabi-infused sake	4
🥈	washboard shield	1
#461	water pipe bomb	51
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#169	watered-down Red Minotaur	2
#75	waterlogged crate	3
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
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#72	wet stew	4
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#99	whalebone corset	11
#780	wheel	4
#110	whimpering willow bark	2
#157	whip kit	2
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#515	whiskey and cola	2
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#513	whiskey sour	2
#569	white Canadian	3
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
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#110	white hat hacker T-shirt	12
#257	white lightning	54
#452	white picket fence	7
#553	white pixel	29
#256	white rice	5
#403	white satin pants	7
#446	white satin shield	2
#392	white snake skin	24
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#338	white sword	11
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#118	wholeberd	1
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#118	willyweed	11
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#354	witty rapier	6
#33	woim	1
#106	wok lobster	1
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#949	wolfman mask	2
#249	wonderwall shield	4
#80	wood screw	1
#365	wooden axe	1
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#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#473	wooden stakes	4
#396	wool hat	3
#61	woolen cravat	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
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#464	wrench bracelet	6
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#191	wumpus hair	10
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#329	wussiness potion	44
#280	x-ray specs	80
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
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#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
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#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
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#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#365	yellow snowcone	94
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#875	yeti fur	45
#2204	yo	1
#40	yo-yo	695
#478	yohohoyo	2
#71	yummy death watch beetle	22
#23	zen motorcycle	3
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 98,931 items total!

what items are this player missing?