Pizzleman

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#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
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#431/6th Pound Cake1
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#14266-ball1
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#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#295A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
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#259Alice's Army Page1
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#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#57Aye Aye1
#55Aye Aye, Captain1
#65Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth1
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#630BURT1
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#196Battlie Light Saver1
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#286Ben-Gal™ Balm1
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
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#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
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#57Black Hole1
#773Black No. 21
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#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#148Blood 'n' Plenty1
#568Blood Light1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
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#36Bonestabber1
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#68Bright Water1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#64Buttery Knob1
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🥈C.B.F.G.1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
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#2426CRIMBCOIDS mints1
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
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#215CSA scoutmaster's "water"1
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#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
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#90Chester's sunglasses1
#51ChibiBuddy™ (off)1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#24Children's Meal of the Damned1
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
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#48Climate Colada1
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#243Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#265Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#66Comet Drop1
#103Comet Pop1
#89Comma Chameleon egg1
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#80Crazymaker1
#27Crepes a la Lune1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#1352Crimbo candied pecan1
#1381Crimbo fudge1
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#74Crimbo paste1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#754Crimbo pie1
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
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#651Crimbo wreath1
#175Crimbojito1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#58Crimbough1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#3212Crimbuck1
#51Crown of Thrones1
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#288DNOTC Box1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#56Dark & Starry1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
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#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#192Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate1
#313Divine1
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
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#52Doublepunchplanter1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
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#537Dramatic™ range1
#98Drizzlers™ Black Licorice1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#63Drunken Astrophysicist1
#54Drunken Neurologist1
#52Drunken Philosopher1
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#13Dungeon Fist gauntlet1
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#184Duskwalker syringe1
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#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#92Earring of Fire1
#47Earth and Firewater1
#71Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#423Eau de Guaneau1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#29El Vibrato Megadrone1
#99El Vibrato drone1
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
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#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#494El Vibrato power sphere1
#81El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)1
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#291El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)1
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#216El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)1
#231El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)1
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#283El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
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#85Ellsbury's journal1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
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#211Elron's Explosive Etude1
#170Elvish delight1
#72Elvish sunglasses1
#1165Ent cider1
#66Event Horizon1
#206Everlasting Deckswabber1
#53Extra-slimy Slimosa1
#1165FDKOL commendation1
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#119Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium1
#55Fauna Libre1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#1688Feynman gate1
#169Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
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#71Flaming Sazerorc1
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#52Flying Caipiranha1
#513Frat Army FGF1
🥇French slippers1
#214Frogade1
#82Fromage Pinotage1
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🥈Fuzzby1
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#178GOTO1
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#12Game Grid valued membership card1
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#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#462Genalen™ Bottle1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#105Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
#88Gin Mint1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
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#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
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#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#1011Goodfella contract1
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#52Greatest American Pants1
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#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
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#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
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#568Hippy Army MPE1
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
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#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
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#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
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#145Hodgman's porkpie hat1
#470Hollandaise helmet1
#76Humanitini1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#233Iiti Kitty Gumdrop1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
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#1207Instant Karma1
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#1195Jack-in-the-box1
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#61Jackhammer1
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#204Jarlsberg's key lime1
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#34Jawmaster 2000™1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
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#38Junior Adventurer's kit1
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
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#837Kissin' Cousins1
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#163Knob Goblin stink bomb1
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
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#822Knob mushroom1
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#491Knoll shroomkabob1
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#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
#669LED block1
🥇LWA ring1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
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#24Lazybones™ recliner1
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#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#135Li'l Businessman Kit1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#141Lobos Mints1
#145Lobster qua Grill1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#56Locust1
#56Lollipop Drop1
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#86Lumineux Limnio1
#1200M-2421
#216MSG1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1758Mad Train wine1
#308Mae West1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#401Manetwich1
#21Manual of Transcendent Olfaction1
#258Mariner's Friend cough drops1
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#77Marvin's marvelous pill1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#183McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade2
#530McMillicancuddy's Special Lager1
#403Meat detector1
#131Meat maid1
#148Meat maid body1
#60Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
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#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
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#108Mer-kin roundshield1
#132Mer-kin sneakmask1
#192Mer-kin takebag1
#163Mer-kin thingpouch1
#356Mesmereyes™ contact lenses1
#5Meteoid ice beam1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#577Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#16MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#89Mint Yulep1
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#13Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow1
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#988Mohawk wig1
#61Mohobo1
#348Mon Tiki1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#72Moon Pie1
#67Moonshine Mohobo1
#27Moonthril Schnapps1
#50Moping Artistic Goth Kid1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#57More Humanitini than Humanitini1
#93Morlock's Mark Bourbon1
#109Mortimer's nostrum1
#103Morto Moreto1
#1001Mountain Stream soda1
#164Mr. Accessory1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#248Mr. Haggis1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#34Ms. Accessory1
#71Mudflap-Girl Earring1
#65Mudflap-Girl Necklace1
#85Mudflap-Girl Ring1
#91Muschat1
#182Mylar balloon1
#158ND1
#374NG1
#634NPZR chemistry set1
#283Nardz energy beverage1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#132Necbro wafers1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#287Neuromancer1
#128New Cloaca-Cola1
#528Newbiesport™ tent1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#98Northern pemmican1
#85Nose Ring of Putrescence1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#386Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#742Now and Earlier1
#245Nuclear Blastball1
#79Oh, the Humanitini1
#509Oil of Parrrlay1
#122Okee-Dokee soda1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#625Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#111Oreille Divisée brandy1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#144P.B.L.T.1
#612PADL Phone1
#92PB&BP1
#29PVC staff1
#237Pack of Alice's Army Cards1
#160Pain Dip1
#2360Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#66Pendant of Fire1
#886Penultimate Fantasy chest1
🥈Peppermint Pip Packet1
#44Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#196Piddles1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#67Plague of Locusts1
#12Platinum Yendorian Express Card1
#135PlexiPips1
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#1130wintergreen-flavored potato chips1
#615witch hat1
#567witty rapier1
#69wizard action figure1
#106wok lobster1
#1245wolf mask1
#1027wolfman mask1
#428wonderwall shield1
#365wooden axe1
#1221wooden block1
#191wooden figurine1
#102wooden salad bowl1
#811wooden stakes1
#596wool hat1
#61woolen cravat1
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1
#281world's smallest violin1
#554worn tophat1
#896worthless gewgaw1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#784worthless trinket1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#590wreath of laurels1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#82wriggling tentacle1
#79wristwatch of the white knight1
#462wumpus hair1
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#1046wussiness potion1
#1454x-ray specs1
#176yak anorak1
#355yak skin1
#80yak toupee1
#118yak whip1
#109yakskin buckler1
#80yakskin kilt1
#106yakskin pants1
#63yakskin skirt1
#181yam candy1
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#336yellow brick road1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#399yellow candygram1
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#740yellow glowstick1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1
#94yellow matter custard1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2115yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#1736yeti fur1
🥇yield shield1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#606yohohoyo1
#104your own black heart1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1
#201yummy death watch beetle1
#51zen motorcycle1
#148zmobie1
#185zombie hollandaise1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 4,855 items total!

what items are this player missing?