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#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
#1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
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#89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
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#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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#190 | Daffy Taffy | 173 |
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#236 | Frat Army FGF | 14 |
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#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
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#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
#1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
#74 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 88 |
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#177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
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#57 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 19 |
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#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
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#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
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#108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
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#1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
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#589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
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#774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
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#578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
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#863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
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#259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
#158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
#410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
#41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
#96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
#222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
#203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
#895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
#197 | Zim Merman's guitar | 4 |
#1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
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#85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
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#313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
#56 | bejeweled pledge pin | 205 |
#631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
#256 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 5 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#49 | bottle opener belt buckle | 124 |
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#183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
#3267 | box of sunshine | 23 |
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#38 | bullet-proof corduroys | 257 |
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#2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
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#889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
#636 | carbon nanotube frame | 16 |
#109 | carbonated soy milk | 90 |
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#141 | chloroform rag | 35 |
#494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
#43 | comfy coffin | 14 |
#178 | commemorative war stein | 376 |
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#108 | concentrated garbage juice | 7 |
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#26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
#261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
#123 | cup of infinite pencils | 12 |
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#50 | didgeridooka | 227 |
#71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
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#232 | dollhive | 44 |
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#744 | elven limbos gingerbread | 16 |
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#133 | energy drink IV | 40 |
#313 | epic wad | 1 |
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#2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
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#277 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
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#2393 | felt | 1 |
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#202 | filthy poultice | 35 |
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#67 | fire poi | 81 |
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#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
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#39 | frayed rope belt | 25 |
#234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
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#88 | funky dried mushroom | 130 |
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#251 | gauze garter | 51 |
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#96 | henna face paint | 21 |
#703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
#81 | hippy medical kit | 98 |
#83 | hippy protest button | 97 |
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#1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
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#234 | iGoogly | 111 |
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#739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
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#484 | ion grid | 24 |
#835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
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#192 | jar of squeeze | 5 |
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#212 | laser-broiled pear | 36 |
#206 | lewd playing card | 12 |
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#198 | longhaired hippy wig | 3 |
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#939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
#153 | meat engine | 16 |
#586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
#1156 | monomolecular yo-yo | 14 |
#20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
#1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
#770 | nanite-infested candy cane | 15 |
#593 | nanite-infested eggnog | 8 |
#536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
#618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
#190 | natural fennel soda | 24 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#601 | oozenog | 6 |
#642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
#149 | oversized fish scaler | 17 |
#74 | oversized pipe | 218 |
#75 | panhandle panhandling hat | 18 |
#269 | panty raider camouflage | 4 |
#234 | patchouli oil bomb | 6 |
#121 | perforated battle paddle | 69 |
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#2033 | pet rock | 2 |
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#256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
#153 | polyalloy shield | 13 |
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#1197 | possessed top | 4 |
#949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
#321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
#445 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
#284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
#821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
#224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
#1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
#790 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
#761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
#68 | reinforced beaded headband | 160 |
#844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
#588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
#184 | robotronic egg | 133 |
#582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
#169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
#171 | rogue swarmer | 144 |
#25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
#84 | round green sunglasses | 14 |
#87 | round purple sunglasses | 158 |
#236 | sake bomb | 91 |
#1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
#159 | sawblade fragment | 123 |
#830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
#31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
#72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
#939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
#37 | sleazy bindle | 12 |
#1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#82 | spooky bindle | 9 |
#213 | spooky eggnog | 20 |
#245 | spooky felt | 42 |
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#257 | spooky stuffing | 25 |
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#327 | spooky wooden block | 23 |
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#2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
#548 | stick | 4 |
#779 | stick-on-a-string | 4 |
#33 | stinkin' bindle | 11 |
#939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
#396 | stringy sinew | 25 |
#176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
#1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
#1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
#1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
#777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
#970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
#931 | teddy borg | 7 |
#370 | tequila grenade | 9 |
#361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
#1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
#991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
#1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
#3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
#1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
#978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
#174 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
#1139 | tooth | 2 |
#528 | toothsome rock | 19 |
#1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
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#1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
#1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
#1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
#2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
#254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
#681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
#131 | tube of dread wax | 43 |
#343 | twitching claw | 12 |
#798 | unstable DNA | 56 |
#133 | unstable laser battery | 128 |
#1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
#507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
#51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
#201 | vibrating cyborg knife | 17 |
#236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
#121 | voodoo snuff | 12 |
#136 | war tongs | 27 |
🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
#123 | water pipe bomb | 664 |
#780 | wheel | 4 |
#83 | wicker shield | 81 |
#613 | witch hat | 1 |
#1220 | wooden block | 1 |
#587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
#583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
#1065 | yo | 7 |