Museum :: Decomposer

Decomposer

Rank	Item	Quantity
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#70	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2267	Drowsy Sword	2
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#255	El Vibrato power sphere	4
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#109	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	2
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#158	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	2
#172	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#477	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	3
#285	Elfin shortbread	3
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#31	Elvish sunglasses	2
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#131	Hatorade	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#815	Knob Goblin elite pants	2
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#945	Knob Goblin love potion	2
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3361	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	2
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#752	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	6
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#216	MSG	1
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#1554	Mad Train wine	3
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#295	Manetwich	2
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#75	Mayflower bouquet	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#136	Mer-kin thingpouch	2
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#978	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#153	Oil of Parrrlay	22
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#10	Radio KoL Antenna Ball	1
#8	Radio KoL Bottle Opener	1
#4	Radio KoL Flashlight	1
#11	Radio KoL Keychain	1
#5	Radio KoL Maracas	1
#7	Radio KoL Patch	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#319	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#204	Roo trading card	1
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
🥉	Spooky Putty mitre	1
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#183	Swabbie™ swab	21
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1817	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	2
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#214	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	20
#935	Travels with Jerry	1
#69	Travoltan trousers	1
#1141	Trollhouse cookies	3
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#118	Venus flytrap	2
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#951	Warm Subject gift certificate	4
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1546	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#376	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1170	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#137	aerated diving helmet	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#85	amber aviator shades	2
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#656	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#143	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#897	antique helmet	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#948	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#855	arrrgyle socks	1
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#358	bätzle	1
#186	baby cuddlefish	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#183	babycakes	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#133	badger badge	1
#951	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1883	bag of airline peanuts	1
#753	bag of lard	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#961	barbed-wire fence	1
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#682	beach glass bead	1
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#242	bellhop bell	1
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#382	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#210	big stick	1
#76	big stirring stick	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#377	bird rib	1
#1496	bit of clingfilm	1
#650	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#874	black candy heart	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#610	black pension check	1
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#813	black snowcone	1
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#727	black sword	1
#918	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#151	blackberry polite	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#83	blue suede shoes	1
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#752	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
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#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#435	tropical orchid	3
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#498	true grit	1
#226	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
#576	tube of dread wax	1
#249	tube of hair oil	1
#442	tube sock	1
#392	tulip	1
#158	tuning fork	1
#512	turtle pheromones	4
#1791	turtle totem	1
#184	tuxedo shirt	1
#539	twinkly nuggets	1
#516	twinkly powder	1
#1077	twinkly wad	1
#1649	twitching claw	1
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#593	uncooked chorizo	2
#417	unearthly onyx	1
#177	unfortunate dumplings	1
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2207	unstable DNA	2
#2767	unstable laser battery	2
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#728	urinal cake	1
#1906	useless powder	1
#2167	valuable trinket	3
#668	vampire collar	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#36	velcro boots	1
#53	velcro broadsword	1
#155	velcro ore	1
#35	velcro paddle ball	1
#28	velcro shield	1
#58	velvet choker	1
#51	very large caltrop	1
#80	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#321	vial of patchouli oil	1
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#2588	vibrating cyborg knife	1
#1043	viking helmet	1
#1642	vinegar	1
#365	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	20
#27	vinyl boots	1
#152	vinyl ore	1
#51	vinyl shield	1
#2756	vitachoconutriment capsule	1
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#127	vodka and tonic	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#141	volleyball	1
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#896	vorpal blade	1
#1099	wad of dough	1
#696	wad of tofu	1
#687	walrus-tusk earring	1
#586	wang	1
#511	war tongs	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#631	warm mushroom	1
#939	water pipe bomb	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#126	wet stew	1
#1147	wheel	2
#220	whip kit	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#792	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#834	white candy heart	5
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#959	white chocolate chips	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#810	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#854	white sword	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1608	whoopie cushion	4
#512	wicker shield	1
#1614	wind-up chattering teeth	5
#815	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#615	witch hat	1
#354	witty rapier	6
#930	wolf mask	4
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#411	worn tophat	2
#598	worthless gewgaw	4
#696	worthless knick-knack	4
#513	worthless trinket	4
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1209	x-ray specs	4
#176	yak anorak	1
#355	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#181	yam candy	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#1033	yellow candy heart	4
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1692	yellow snowcone	4
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1736	yeti fur	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#344	yohohoyo	5
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 3,702 items total!

what items are this player missing?