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| #107 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 2 |
| #222 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 2 |
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| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #264 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 2 |
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| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
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| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
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| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
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| #192 | Mer-kin killscroll | 1 |
| #110 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
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| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #976 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
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| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
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| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
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| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
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| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
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| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
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| #88 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 2 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
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| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
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| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
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| #257 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 3 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
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| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
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| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
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| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
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| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
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| #614 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
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| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
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| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Spooky Putty mitre | 1 |
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| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
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| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
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| #183 | Swabbie™ swab | 21 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
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| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #214 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 20 |
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| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
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| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
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| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
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| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
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| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
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| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
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| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
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| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
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| #17 | humming El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
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| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #865 | ice-cold six-pack | 3 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #418 | icy katana hilt | 5 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #308 | imitation crab meat | 1 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
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| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
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| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
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| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
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| #1511 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
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| #1552 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #70 | jug of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #65 | jug of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #77 | jug of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #558 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #183 | juniper berries | 1 |
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| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
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| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #304 | kumquat | 1 |
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| #632 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
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| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
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| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
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| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
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| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
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| #141 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #766 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
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| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
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| #761 | lowercase N | 3 |
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| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
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| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
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| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
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| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
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| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #55 | meat face | 1 |
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| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
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| #264 | menudo ravioli | 1 |
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| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
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| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
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| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
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| #156 | pufferfish spine | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
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| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
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| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
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| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
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| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
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| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
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| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
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| #411 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
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| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #31 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
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| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
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| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
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| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #46 | six-rainbow shield | 2 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
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| #789 | skewer | 1 |
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| #181 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
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| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #940 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
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| #518 | soda water | 1 |
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| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #84 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #447 | solid gold pegleg | 5 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #19 | sparking El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
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| #145 | spice melange | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #223 | spicy noodles | 1 |
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| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #77 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
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| #248 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
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| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1221 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
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| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
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| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
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| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
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| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
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| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #373 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #327 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #199 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
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| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | sticky meat kilt | 1 |
| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
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