Museum :: slotwin

slotwin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#640	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#579	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#460	1-ball	10
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#535	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	10
#428	2-ball	10
#123	25-meat staff	1
#455	3-ball	10
#109	30669 scroll	101
#211	33398 scroll	101
#71	334 scroll	101
#219	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#442	4-ball	10
#64	4-d camera	5
#189	4-dimensional guitar	10
#47	4:20 bomb	9
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#438	5-ball	10
#441	6-ball	10
#29	64067 scroll	29
#85	668 scroll	19
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#458	7-ball	10
#50	7-inch discus	1
#279	8-ball	107
#625	9-ball	1
#275	A. W. O. L. commendation	22
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#61	Alewife™ Ale	51
#218	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#175	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#170	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#174	Alice's Army Coward	2
#108	Alice's Army Dervish	2
#73	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#40	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#38	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#65	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#205	Alice's Army Halberder	2
#164	Alice's Army Hammerman	2
#169	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#173	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#216	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#107	Alice's Army Martyr	2
#205	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#207	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#205	Alice's Army Page	2
#216	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	2
#110	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#205	Alice's Army Swordsman	2
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#1274	Amulet of Yendor	3
#1322	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#89	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	16
#69	Ankh of Badahnkadh	7
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#789	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#19	Atomic Pop	87
#685	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#861	BGE merchandise order form	2
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#374	BGE shotglass	18
#309	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#175	BGE tiny plastic toy	6
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#252	BRICKO brick	363
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#420	BRICKO eye brick	2
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#94	Barney's rake	3
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#508	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#74	Barulio's bottle	7
#40	Bash-Ōs cereal	27
#56	Battlie Light Saver	35
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#456	Better Than Cuddling Cake	4
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#156	Bit O' Ectoplasm	16
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#110	Blackfly Chardonnay	75
#170	Blatantly Canadian	20
#454	Bling of the New Wave	3
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#68	Blood 'n' Plenty	8
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#148	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#2386	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#35	Bonestabber	1
#87	Boozehounds Anonymous token	11
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#58	Boris's key lime	12
#103	Boris's key lime pie	12
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#1991	Boss Bat britches	3
#48	Boss Drops	21
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#68	Bright Water	1
#396	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	17
#143	C.H.U.M. chum	11
#132	C.H.U.M. knife	7
#44	C.H.U.M. lantern	3
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#493	CRIMBCO mug	23
#935	CRIMBCO scrip	90
#279	CRIMBCO wine	26
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#57	CSA all-purpose soap	101
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#228	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
#61	CSA discount card	215
#73	CSA fire-starting kit	337
#194	CSA obedience grenade	1
#215	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#75	Camp Scout pup tent	150
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#327	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#331	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#74	Claybender glasses	10
#1369	Cloaca grenade	4
#1208	Cloaca-Cola	6
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#578	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	3
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#354	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
#111	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2408	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#588	Cold Hots candy	7
#66	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	13
#490	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#151	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#183	Corpse Island iced tea	29
#28	Cosmic Calorie	2,402
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#125	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	38
#213	Crimbo candied pecan	78
#223	Crimbo fudge	76
#23	Crimbo paste	24
#206	Crimbo peppermint bark	77
#344	Crimbo pie	6
#177	Crimbojito	1
#90	Crimbuck	5,381
#1851	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#68	Cursed Punch	2
#1926	Daffy Taffy	1
#262	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	23
#308	Diet Cloaca Cola	3
#1167	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#130	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	2
#162	Divine	5
#300	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	8
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#80	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#455	Dolphin King's crown	10
#349	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	24
#360	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	10
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#244	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	4
#18	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	31
#720	Drowsy Sword	23
#66	Duskwalker fangs	10
#50	Duskwalker syringe	27
#1390	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#452	Dyspepsi-Cola	140
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#254	Effermint™ tablets	1
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#290	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	9
#9	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	19
#12	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	32
#19	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	22
#11	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	21
#24	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	10
#9	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	24
#13	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	15
#31	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	23
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	14
#15	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	31
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#227	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
#227	Elfin shortbread	4
#84	Elvish delight	5
#875	Ent cider	3
#49	Everlasting Deckswabber	17
#129	FDKOL commendation	5,940
#206	FDKOL hotcakes	20
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#554	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	8
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#145	Frat Army FGF	40
#197	Freddy Kruegerand	12
#140	Frogade	3
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#72	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#106	GOTO	7
#273	Gaia beads	10
#287	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#28	Game Grid ticket	1,422
#152	Game Grid token	12
#69	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	86
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#90	Gearhead Goo	6
#300	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#439	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#89	Gin Mint	1
#89	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#287	Gnollish pie server	6
#146	Gnollish pie tin	37
#321	Gnollish plunger	8
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#86	Gnollish toolbox	85
#46	Gnomish toolbox	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#324	Go-Wassail	56
#122	Gordon Bennett	5
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#76	Green Giant	1
#342	Gummi-DNA	1
#167	Gummi-Gnauga	19
#88	Gummy Brains	6
#422	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
#132	Hatorade	1
#271	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	14
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#59	Hell broth	10
#180	Hell ramen	28
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#55	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	4
#135	Hippy Army MPE	86
#93	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#294	Hollandaise helmet	10
#38	Humpty Dumplings	1
#93	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	53
#274	Iiti Kitty phone charm	10
#491	Imp Ale	304
#997	Instant Karma	2
#19	Interview With You (a Vampire)	22
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#155	Jack-in-the-box	33
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#74	Jarlsberg's key lime	10
#131	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	10
#623	Jocko Homo's head	3
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#433	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	17
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#81	Knob Goblin Mutagen	24
#247	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#106	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	7
#605	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#518	Knob Goblin elite pants	7
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#1051	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#112	Knob Goblin firecracker	234
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#127	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
#233	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#156	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
#595	Knob Goblin pants	10
#178	Knob Goblin perfume	20
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#572	Knob Goblin scimitar	10
#169	Knob Goblin seltzer	132
#97	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	3
#444	Knob Goblin spatula	9
#943	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#108	Knob Goblin superseltzer	92
#597	Knob Goblin tongs	10
#671	Knob Goblin visor	3
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#99	Knob lo mein	4
#177	Knob mushroom	76
#118	Knob nuts	7
#48	Knob pasty	14
#522	Knob sausage	3
#121	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#131	Knob shroomkabob	1
#41	Knob stir-fry	12
#66	Knoll lo mein	4
#106	Knoll mushroom	128
#332	Knoll shroomkabob	3
#26	Knoll stir-fry	15
#336	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#168	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	8
#24	Lazybones™ recliner	1
#169	Lederhosen of the Night	8
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#49	Li'l Businessman Kit	7
#69	Lobster qua Grill	3
#252	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#1089	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	23
#438	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	15
#836	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#45	Lumineux Limnio	5
#1042	M-242	2
#13	MSG	311
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#456	Mad Train wine	213
#182	Mae West	5
#156	Mae West with a fly in it	2
#109	Manetwich	9
#86	Mariner's Friend cough drops	10
#51	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#96	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#222	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	10
#75	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	53
#140	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	44
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#41	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
#377	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	11
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#115	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#66	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#50	Mer-kin cheatsheet	2
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#48	Mer-kin digpick	4
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#22	Mer-kin facecowl	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#19	Mer-kin fitbrine	21
#44	Mer-kin foodbucket	68
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#76	Mer-kin hookspear	10
#51	Mer-kin killscroll	18
#34	Mer-kin knucklebone	7
#53	Mer-kin lipstick	5
#12	Mer-kin lunchbox	27
#34	Mer-kin mouthsoap	7
#22	Mer-kin paste	6
#67	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
#44	Mer-kin prayerbeads	13
#76	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
#50	Mer-kin ragejuice	5
#20	Mer-kin rocksalt	5
#56	Mer-kin roundshield	5
#38	Mer-kin saltsquid	5
#42	Mer-kin sawdust	2
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#69	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
#60	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
#51	Mer-kin strongjuice	5
#68	Mer-kin takebag	10
#22	Mer-kin thighguard	2
#39	Mer-kin thingpouch	69
#15	Mer-kin waistrope	1
#45	Mer-kin weaksauce	11
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#52	Mer-kin worktea	2
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1139	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#840	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#580	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#920	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#185	Milk Studs	25
#91	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#531	Mohawk wig	10
#211	Mon Tiki	5
#250	Monstar energy beverage	23
#59	Moon Pie	2
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#62	Mortimer's nostrum	6
#14	Morto Moreto	40
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#165	Mountain Stream soda	240
#154	Mr. Haggis	10
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2681	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#38	Muschat	7
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#269	NG	3
#190	NPZR chemistry set	28
#83	Nardz energy beverage	13
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#158	Neuromancer	5
#198	Newbiesport™ tent	19
#487	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#37	Northern pemmican	10
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	4
#245	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	4
#235	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#327	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#182	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	4
#185	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#104	O'RLY manual	14
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#67	Okee-Dokee soda	12
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#323	Orcish baseball cap	10
#295	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#281	Orcish frat-paddle	10
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#121	P.B.L.T.	4
#187	PADL Phone	63
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#155	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	10
#1004	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#293	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#665	Penultimate Fantasy chest	7
#229	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#195	Piddles	1
#373	Pine-Fresh air freshener	8
#135	PlexiPips	1
#79	Pokëmann band-aid	20
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#775	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#779	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#150	Polka Pop	3
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#475	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#404	Ram's Face Lager	53
#82	Rattlin' Chains	6
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#479	Red Rover BB gun	5
#252	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
#2658	Rock Pops	1
#648	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#40	S.A.V.E. flyer	13
#59	S.T.L.T.	2
#283	SPF 451 lip balm	8
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#392	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#82	Sangria de Menthe	1
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#647	Senior Mints	6
#657	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#139	Shivering Chèvre	18
#217	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#68	Shot of the Living Dead	2
#185	Sinful Desires	3
#127	Skullery Maid's Knee	5
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#49	Sneaky Pete's key lime	17
#76	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	20
#565	Snow Queen Crown	2
#76	Space Tourist Phaser	10
#63	Space Tours Tripple	37
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#202	Spam Witch sammich	247
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#88	Spooky Surprise Egg	210
#85	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	12
#84	Squat-Thrust Magazine	12
#1453	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#12	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#92	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#28	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	2
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#138	Steal This Candy	19
#64	Stone Golem pebbles	30
#141	Sugar Cog	21
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
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#81	tomb ratchet	18
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#42	unholy water	30
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#1034	valuable trinket	48
#105	vampire chowder	7
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#87	vial of holy water	16
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#42	volcanic ash	167
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#292	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#308	warbear drone assembler	1
#298	warbear empathy chip	1
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#197	warbear feasting bread	1
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#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
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#200	warbear laser beacon	1
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#198	warbear oil pan	1
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#431	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#654	warbear whosit	1
#13	warm El Vibrato drone	1
#132	warm mushroom	13
#38	wasabi marble soda	11
#50	wasabi pocky	6
#52	wasabi-infused sake	6
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#69	water purification pills	355
#332	water wings	2
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#50	watered-down Red Minotaur	97
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#486	whisker pencil	1
#514	whiskey and cola	2
#412	whiskey and soda	1
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#791	white Canadian	1
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#193	white picket fence	20
#210	white pixel	210
#41	white rice	81
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#85	white snake skin	159
#369	white sword	10
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#119	wholeberd	1
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#272	wicker shield	10
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#187	willyweed	1
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#479	wind-up meatcar	18
#410	windchimes	12
#260	wine spritzer	3
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#30	witch wart	7
#294	witty rapier	10
#35	woim	1
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#342	worthless gewgaw	13
#402	worthless knick-knack	14
#390	worthless trinket	8
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#526	wrench bracelet	5
#229	wussiness potion	77
#1454	x-ray specs	1
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#39	yellow matter custard	4
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#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
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#785	yeti fur	64
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#255	yohohoyo	10
#72	your own black heart	9
#84	yummy death watch beetle	12
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#149	zmobie	1
#188	zombie hollandaise	1

Wow, that's 114,038 items total!

what items are this player missing?