FAETL

RankItemQuantity
#1457Amulet of Yendor1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1074Crimboween memo10
#1044Daffy Taffy22
#607Gaia beads1
#515Hippy Army MPE2
#471Iiti Kitty phone charm3
#914Knob Goblin scimitar2
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#81Mr. Balloon2
#2280Mr. Mediocrebar5
#555PADL Phone2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#42arse-a'fire elixir6
#303asbestos sword2
#1374astronaut pants3
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#1645bag of airline peanuts3
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#642beer bomb12
#493bejeweled pledge pin5
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#544bottle opener belt buckle1
#2717box of sunshine36
#2171brick3
#624broken sword1
#1205can of Binarrrca5
#554can of Swiller1
#2203candy cane10
#1326candy stake5
#484carbonated soy milk2
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#1660cheap toaster1
#523chrome sword1
#1562clown hammer3
#1633club necklace4
#883commemorative war stein1
#432communications windchimes9
#29cosmic lemonade7
#618deck of tropical cards1
#59dental pliers1
#3285diamond necklace1
#597didgeridooka1
#1607dollhive1
#100dripping meat sword1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#690eggnog25
#541energy drink IV1
#1643explosion-flavored chewing gum2
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1129fake hand11
#3638fancy but probably evil chocolate2
#2520fancy chocolate1
#605ferret bait2
#527filthy poultice1
#529fire poi1
#826fruitcake25
#395funky dried mushroom13
#662gas balloon1
#614gauze garter1
#564giant foam finger1
#1255giant needle1
#924gingerbread bugbear24
#1745gingerbread horror4
#1883gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#870guitar pick1
#616gyroscope4
#5199handful of confetti1
#3382heart necklace1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#385henna face paint1
#328hippy medical kit7
#408hippy protest button4
#275ice stein1
#774ice-cold Sir Schlitz70
#604ice-cold Willer56
#390ice-cold fotie54
#977irradiated candy cane5
#1661jazz soap2
#1630joybuzzer3
#388keg shield3
#521linoleum sword1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#685mummy wrapping5
#1341mylar scout drone2
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#1616oozenog3
#476orange and black Crimboween candy7
#425oversized pipe5
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#503perforated battle paddle2
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1713pet rock "Snooty" disguise2
#495petrified time1
#101pixel sword2
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#1713possessed top2
#62powdered toad horn5
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#229red balloon1
#329reinforced beaded headband10
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#796ridiculously huge sword5
#297round green sunglasses2
#410round purple sunglasses7
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#1230rubber emo roe13
#745sake bomb1
#347scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker4
#382scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker4
#336scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker3
#594skull-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#2494spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1948spooky eggnog3
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#420star sword1
#1029stick1
#577stick of dynamite1
#1551stringy sinew3
#3474stuffed Cheshire bitten12
#5266stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech6
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#5813stuffed astral badger5
#5285stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#5191stuffed cocoabo6
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#4903stuffed hand turkey7
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#5816stuffed scary death orb5
#3417stuffed shoulder parrot3
#5355stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#4308stuffed spooky gravy fairy9
#583stuffed spooky mushroom14
#3196stuffed stinky gravy fairy14
#4297stuffed undead elbow macaroni9
#103suede shortsword2
#1296super-spiky hair gel1
#207superamplified boom box1
#307sweet ninja sword4
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#416tiny ninja sword2
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2859tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4873tiny plastic cocoabo3
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#3327tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick5
#3342tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#3306tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#4797tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#1814tiny plastic sauceror3
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#599tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie3
#2083toothsome rock2
#1557top2
#1841towel1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1722toy space helmet2
#253tropical paperweight2
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#576tube of dread wax1
#119two-handed depthsword1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#468water pipe bomb50
#411whiskey and soda1
#690white sword2
#1461whoopie cushion7
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#596wool hat1
#1691yellow snowcone4

Wow, that's 988 items total!

what items are this player missing?