Museum :: Astin

Astin

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#1053	8-ball	11
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#401	Amulet of Yendor	55
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1616	Angry Farmer candy	7
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#50	Ankh of Badahnkadh	10
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1446	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#39	BRICKO python	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#261	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	38
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#45	Ben-Gal™ Balm	150
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#332	Black No. 2	15
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#254	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#233	Boris's key lime	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#499	Boris's ring	3
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1741	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1010	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2316	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1577	Cloaca grenade	2
#815	Cloaca-Cola	25
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#147	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	5
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1037	Cold Hots candy	2
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#752	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#900	Crimboween memo	12
#3213	Crimbuck	1
#756	Crown of the Goblin King	33
#1098	Daffy Taffy	20
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#1538	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#214	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	50
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#354	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	2
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1105	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#1339	Drowsy Sword	8
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1175	Dyspepsi-Cola	25
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	10
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#100	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#159	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#134	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	5
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#145	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	25
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#755	Ent cider	5
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#329	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	25
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#285	Game Grid ticket	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1601	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#552	Gnollish flyswatter	3
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#450	Gnollish pie tin	5
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#594	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#140	Gnollish toolbox	50
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#340	Gummi-DNA	1
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1145	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#37	Iiti Kitty phone charm	275
#399	Imp Ale	455
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#347	Jolly Roger charrrm	10
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#279	Knob Goblin firecracker	75
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#277	Knob Goblin love potion	50
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#457	Knob Goblin perfume	5
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#687	Knob Goblin scimitar	6
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#180	Knob Goblin steroids	75
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#569	Knob sausage	2
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#248	Knoll mushroom	50
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#2510	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#515	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	50
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#813	M-242	5
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#392	Mad Train wine	250
#308	Mae West	1
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#400	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#666	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	25
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#579	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#671	Mob Penguin cellular phone	25
#680	Mohawk wig	5
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#92	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#947	Mr. Mediocrebar	50
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#158	ND	1
#138	NG	10
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#741	Now and Earlier	1
#137	Oil of Parrrlay	25
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#146	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#195	Piddles	1
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#168	Rainbow's Gravity	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#831	Rock Pops	60
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1087	Senior Mints	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#250	Spam Witch sammich	175
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#61	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
#65	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#643	Steal This Candy	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#70	Swabbie™ swab	75
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#327	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	175
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#101	The Ring	1
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#127	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	50
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#367	Trollhouse cookies	100
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#932	Valentine	15
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#237	WA	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#140	White Citadel burger	25
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#1632	Wint-O-Fresh mint	2
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#947	Yummy Tummy bean	175
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#652	adder bladder	3
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#953	amulet of extreme plot significance	5
#22	ancient Magi-Wipes	1,375
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#229	ancient frozen dinner	10
#16	ancient protein powder	850
#18	ancient spice	390
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#53	angel-food cake	1
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#535	ant agonist	2
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#184	anti-anti-antidote	25
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#173	antique greaves	62
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#102	antique helmet	113
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#149	antique shield	75
#132	antique spear	90
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#371	armgun	3
#486	around the world	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#172	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#548	asbestos ore	10
#387	asbestos staff	1
#171	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#673	asparagus knife	5
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#642	asshat	1
#800	astral mushroom	5
#415	astronaut ice-cream	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1042	awful poetry journal	26
#358	bätzle	1
#399	baby killer bee	25
#183	babycakes	1
#517	bacon bath ball	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#131	bad-ass club	1
#1002	badass belt	54
#133	badger badge	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#407	bag of airline peanuts	75
#753	bag of lard	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#257	ball	25
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#171	ballast turtle	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#524	ballroom blintz	2
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#834	bar skin	5
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#162	barrrnacle	86
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#141	bartender-in-the-box	2
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#180	baseball	41
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
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Wow, that's 35,334 items total!

what items are this player missing?