| #8 | "DRINK ME" potion | 6,000 |
| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #141 | 4-d camera | 1 |
| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #451 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO octopus | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO oyster | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #33 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #39 | BRICKO python | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #19 | BRICKO vacuum cleaner | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #233 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1010 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| 🥇 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1,900 |
| 🥇 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 600 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 1 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #256 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #230 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #196 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #297 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #461 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #679 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #249 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1868 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #34 | Jawmaster 2000™ | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #171 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #130 | Knob shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1109 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #107 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #887 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #362 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #255 | ant pick | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #260 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #730 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #496 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos crossbow string | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #73 | asbestos meat stack | 1 |
| #1105 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #175 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #140 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #125 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #358 | bätzle | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #218 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #305 | bargain flash powder | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #86 | basic meat skirt | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #231 | bat haggis | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #216 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #144 | bat wing stir-fry | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #287 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #138 | beer basted brat | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #723 | beer lens | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #1047 | black pixel | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #151 | blackberry polite | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #216 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
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| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
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| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
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| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #623 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #116 | bubbling tempura batter | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #211 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #610 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #418 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #55 | chiptune guitar | 1 |
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| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #578 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
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| #64 | chrome meat stack | 1 |
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| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #168 | chrome sword hilt | 1 |
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| #80 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #28 | clockwork bartender head | 1 |
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| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
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| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
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| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
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| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
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| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
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| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
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| #73 | cold and sour sauce | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
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| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
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| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
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| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
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| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
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| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
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| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #540 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | crystallized memory | 20 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #458 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
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| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #336 | dense meat stack | 550 |
| #24 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #765 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #74 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #209 | dingy planks | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #56 | duct tape wallet | 80 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
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| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
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| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
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| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
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| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #604 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #470 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #190 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #129 | eyedrops of the ocelot | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| 🥉 | false eyelashes | 500 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #770 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #609 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #74 | flask of Gnomochloric acid | 1 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #66 | flask of porquoise juice | 1 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
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| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #462 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #255 | frigid hankyū | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #186 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #83 | ganger bandana | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #556 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1254 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #181 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
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| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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