| #575 | 30669 scroll | 9 |
| #558 | 33398 scroll | 19 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #155 | 668 scroll | 9 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #840 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 60 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #150 | delicious noodles | 22 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2719 | golden ring | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #480 | hippy protest button | 2 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #151 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 21 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #565 | mylar scout drone | 9 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #437 | scroll of pasta summoning | 28 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |