Museum :: Mad Dudy

Mad Dudy

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	62
#154	1-ball	49
#116	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	109
#185	2-ball	37
#189	3-ball	38
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#176	4-ball	43
#362	4-dimensional guitar	2
#176	5-ball	39
#152	6-ball	51
#157	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	23
#143	7-ball	59
#287	8-ball	103
#137	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	9
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#199	A. W. O. L. commendation	34
#346	ASCII shirt	5
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#136	Alice's Army Bowman	4
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#147	Alice's Army Guard	5
#148	Alice's Army Halberder	5
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#141	Alice's Army Nurse	6
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#130	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	7
#161	Alice's Army Spearsman	4
#161	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#32	Asleep in the Cemetery	22
#23	Atomic Comic	13
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#68	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	10
#137	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
#6	BGE merchandise order form	272
#241	BGE pocket calendar	3
#183	BGE shotglass	30
#79	BGE temporary tattoo	9
#85	BGE tiny plastic toy	10
#36	BRAINS shorts	39
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#24	BRICKO elephant	2
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#1784	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#95	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	27
#87	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
#13	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	6
#19	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	16
#223	Black No. 2	33
#238	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#34	Blood Light	91
#56	Bone's Farm "wine"	23
#24	Boozehounds Anonymous token	45
#161	Boris's ring	10
#7	C.H.U.M. chum	308
#14	C.H.U.M. knife	51
#22	C.H.U.M. lantern	6
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#106	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	5
#110	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	5
#101	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	5
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#61	CRIMBCOIDS mints	29
#79	CRIMBCOLOAF	23
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#648	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	4
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#90	Cloaca-Cola shield	25
#82	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	16
#1070	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#24	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	43
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#139	Crimbo candied pecan	168
#144	Crimbo fudge	167
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#25	Crimbough	3
#541	Crown of the Goblin King	47
#67	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	8
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#235	Divine	2
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#346	Drowsy Sword	55
#427	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#88	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	22
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#55	Ecto-Cooler	18
#1102	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#11	El Vibrato leg guards	2
#98	El Vibrato power sphere	16
#224	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#164	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
#1468	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#59	Elmley shades	23
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#247	Ent cider	45
#74	FDKOL commendation	9,173
#316	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	28
#17	Frat Army FGF	712
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#31	Frosty's frosty mug	70
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#42	Gaia beads	130
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#238	Gnollish pie server	8
#414	Gnollish pie tin	6
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#214	Gnollish slotted spoon	10
#289	Gnollish toolbox	15
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#144	Go-Wassail	144
#9	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	474
#154	Hell broth	1
#16	Hippy Army MPE	948
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#72	Hodgman's blanket	16
#8	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	5
#15	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	4
#28	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	3
#195	Hollandaise helmet	33
#382	Imp Ale	488
#28	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	34
#357	Jarlsberg's earring	4
#153	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	16
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#8	Kissin' Cousins	20
#58	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	21
#121	Knob Goblin elite helm	52
#91	Knob Goblin elite pants	76
#108	Knob Goblin elite polearm	55
#208	Knob Goblin elite shirt	42
#190	Knob Goblin firecracker	129
#59	Knob Goblin harem pants	116
#58	Knob Goblin harem veil	106
#67	Knob Goblin lunchbox	34
#39	Knob Goblin pants	449
#463	Knob Goblin scimitar	16
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#489	Knob Goblin tongs	16
#59	Knob Goblin visor	350
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#56	Knob nuts	28
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#191	Knoll mushroom	74
#94	Knoll shroomkabob	18
#471	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#43	Lars the Cyberian	7
#526	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#92	Libram of BRICKOs	1
#17	Libram of Resolutions	2
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#42	Lockenstock™ sandals	158
#496	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	54
#549	Lucky Surprise Egg	4
#295	Manetwich	2
#137	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	46
#492	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	6
#15	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	90
#8	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	403
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#12	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	3
#1206	Mob Penguin cellular phone	9
#343	Mohawk wig	29
#2546	Mr. Mediocrebar	2
#13	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	3
#35	Mudflap-Girl Ring	2
#45	Muschat	5
#198	NG	6
#65	NPZR chemistry set	100
#287	Neuromancer	1
#147	Newbiesport™ tent	39
#266	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#413	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
#15	Nightstalker perfume	103
#76	Nuclear Blastball	51
#86	Okee-Dokee soda	5
#50	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	31
#40	Orcish baseball cap	167
#30	Orcish cargo shorts	173
#41	Orcish frat-paddle	181
#81	Orcish meat locker	7
#15	PADL Phone	1,118
#29	PVC staff	1
#39	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	532
#520	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	13
#209	Pine-Fresh air freshener	17
#91	Pokëmann band-aid	12
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	7
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#194	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
#443	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	5
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#254	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
#349	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	4
#260	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	8
#262	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
#408	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
#309	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	7
#307	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	7
#455	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	4
#23	Prelude of Precision	4
#15	Ralph IX cognac	9
#297	Ram's Face Lager	101
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#98	SPF 451 lip balm	24
#224	Schrödinger's thermos	100
#27	Silver Bullet beer	60
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#106	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	7
#285	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#346	Spam Witch sammich	102
#79	Spirit Precipice	2
#11	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	406
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#364	Supernova Champagne	10
#254	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
#153	The Art of Slapfighting	8
#46	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	28
#7	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	5
#53	The Cooler Out of Space	50
#70	The Joy of Wassailing	26
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#19	The Necbronomicon	7
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#73	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	14
#137	Tiger-lily's milk	14
#77	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	80
#62	Tome of Clip Art	2
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#18	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1,137
#17	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1,166
#17	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1,182
#19	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1,116
#397	Trollhouse cookies	91
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#186	Tuesday's ruby	14
#85	Typical Tavern swill	156
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#183	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	7
#233	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	56
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
#153	Uncle Romulus	9
#438	Volartta's bellbottoms	3
#71	White Hyborian	3
#106	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
#66	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	495
#365	Yellow Moon of Compassion	9
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#118	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	19
#75	a butt tuba	26
#48	a cute angel	1
#59	abominable blubber	30
#469	abominable snowcone	22
#164	accidental cider	12
#89	acid-squirting flower	66
#101	acoustic guitarrr	46
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#277	alphabet gum	6
#127	amulet of extreme plot significance	131
#229	ancient frozen dinner	10
#127	ancient protein powder	64
#64	ancient spice	86
#252	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
#102	ant agonist	41
#270	ant hoe	1
#70	ant rake	9
#219	anticheese	43
#195	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	9
#623	antique helmet	4
#154	antique packet of ketchup	12
#91	antique painting of a landscape	9
#72	antique pair of blue jeans	10
#142	antique record album	20
#268	antique shield	31
#74	antique souvenir drawing	10
#694	antique spear	3
#137	armgun	30
#74	arrowgram	78
#51	arrrgyle socks	72
#61	asbestos apron	21
#44	asbestos crossbow	13
#47	asbestos crossbow string	6
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#108	asbestos stick	2
#64	asbestos sword hilt	6
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#83	baby killer bee	118
#404	baconstone	20
#185	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1002	badass belt	54
#326	bag of Cheat-Os	27
#88	bag of lard	12
#61	bag of many confections	11
#1058	baggie of powdered sugar	3
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#57	balloon shield	2
#312	balloon sword	1
#204	ballroom blintz	24
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#87	banana milkshake	1
#202	banana peel	27
#215	banana smoothie	3
#208	banana spritzer	1
#102	bananagate	61
#400	bar skin	25
#541	barbed-wire fence	7
#83	bargain flash powder	13
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#298	barrrnacle	53
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#245	barskin hat	2
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#184	baseball	40
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#78	basic meat spork	2
#260	bat guano	57
#231	bat haggis	1
#40	bat hat	2
#33	bat wing	664
#156	bat wing kabob	2
#93	batblade	67
#254	batgut	123
#661	battered Crimbo Crate	13
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#259	beach glass bead	17
#199	beanbag chair	2
#116	beautiful soup	1
#16	bed of coals	22
#40	beer bomb	1,249
#30	beer bong	198
#26	beer helmet	358
#142	beer-soaked mop	4
#62	beertini	43
#105	bejeweled cufflinks	35
#26	bejeweled pledge pin	401
#88	berry-infused sake	1
#41	bezoar ring	1
#53	big bad voodoo mask	18
#50	big bass drum	73
#317	big boom	2
#90	big red clown nose	147
#475	big rock	1
#265	bilge wine	74
#65	bindlestocking	26
#459	bit of clingfilm	9
#197	bit-o-cactus	22
#25	bite-me-red lipstick	450
#178	black & tan	17
#107	black cherry soda	9
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#56	black eyedrops	13
#117	black facepaint	3
#183	black forest cake	26
#136	black forest ham	26
#101	black greaves	37
#142	black helmet	25
#55	black kettle drum	39
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#145	black pepper	20
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#216	black shield	12
#478	black snake skin	8
#156	black spot	5
#320	black striped oyster egg	15
#437	black sword	4
#204	blackberry	83
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#198	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#297	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	21
#882	blood flower	5
#326	bloody beer	42
#323	bloody clown pants	17
#46	blue class ring	101
#1773	blue paisley oyster egg	2
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#15	blue raspberry troll doll	4
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#56	blunt icepick	1
#180	boilermaker	2
#44	bone chips	730
#83	bone flute	42
#226	booty chest charrrm	37
#70	boring spaghetti	12
#103	borrowed time	5
#45	bottle of Blank-Out	357
#21	bottle of Mystic Shell	50
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#54	bottle of alcohol	141
#26	bottle of antifreeze	24
#216	bottle of bubbles	54
#148	bottle of cooking sherry	14
#2386	bottle of goofballs	8
#44	bottle of pirate juice	14
#196	bottle of popskull	12
#17	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	18
#26	bottle opener belt buckle	227
#426	bowl of cottage cheese	40
#18	bowl of fishysoisse	24
#118	box of Pokëmann band-aids	14
#84	boxing glove	7
#21	boxing glove on a spring	3
#87	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	47
#167	brains casserole	2
#53	breaded beer	8
#46	breath mint	323
#84	briefcase	217
#8	brine	761
#232	broken carburetor	1
#158	broken skull	184
#502	broken sword	2
#136	bronze breastplate	14
#130	bronzed locust	21
#255	brown sugar cane	18
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#54	bubbling tempura batter	11
#165	bucket of honey	12
#108	buffalo blade	1
#113	bugbear beanie	88
#127	bugbear bungguard	64
#35	bullet-proof corduroys	289
#38	bum cheek	577
#94	bunch of square grapes	79
#277	bungle in the jungle	3
#970	bunny liver	1
#42	buoybottoms	30
#140	burst hellseal brain	63
#140	cactus fruit	20
#22	caipifruta	17
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#98	can cannon	1
#187	can of Binarrrca	59
#66	can of CRIMBCOLA	26
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#331	can of Red Minotaur	12
#421	can of Swiller	3
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#89	can of spinach	20
#164	can of starch	1
#81	can of sterno	3
#242	candy cane	157
#79	candy kneecapping stick	20
#120	candy knuckles	15
#240	candy skeleton	1
#426	cannonball charrrm	10
#119	canopic jar	109
#1199	canteen of wine	10
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#143	cardboard katana	4
#507	cardboard ore	2
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#178	cardboard wakizashi	17
#76	caret	3
#173	carob brownies	1
#21	carob cannon	6
#249	carob chunk cookies	10
#252	carob chunk noodles	7
#244	carob chunks	27
#109	casino pass	38
#117	cat appendix	52
#124	catgut	105
#216	catgut taco	1
#120	cement sandals	7
#251	centipede eggs	13
#15	chainsaw chain	50
#22	chamoisole	3
#89	charged magnet	1
#104	charming flute	7
#18	charrrm bracelet	32
#60	cheap cigar butt	69
#60	cheap plastic blowgun	6
#274	cherry pie	1
#185	chocolate cigar	10
#96	chopsticks	63
#134	chorizo brownies	17
#189	chorizo taco	28
#101	chrome crossbow	8
#60	chrome crossbow string	5
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#39	chrome staff	11
#86	chrome stick	3
#372	chrome sword	2
#42	chrome sword hilt	7
#10	cinnamon troll doll	5
#93	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	12
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#246	clay peace-sign bead	17
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#51	clingfilm tangle	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#115	clown shoes	35
#115	clown skin	82
#42	club necklace	78
#204	cob of corn	1
#64	cocktail napkin	155
#42	cocoa eggshell fragment	2,373
#78	coffin lid	25
#545	cog	36
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#73	cold and sour sauce	1
#248	cold hi mein	1
#71	cold ninja mask	68
#19	comfy coffin	31
#53	comfy pillow	14
#43	communications windchimes	499
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#239	concentrated magicalness pill	9
🥉	control crystal	1
#36	cool mushroom	79
#113	cool mushroom casserole	2
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#192	cool whip	30
#233	copper ha'penny charrrm	32
#389	corn holder	2
#11	corncob pipe	127
#351	cornuthaum	13
#51	correction fluid	44
#22	corrupted data	1,043
#67	costume sword	12
#167	cottage	2
#25	cracker	14
#244	cranberries	131
#51	cranberry schnapps	7
#357	crazy little Turkish delight	29
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#75	cream stout	87
#78	creamsicle	71
#114	crowbar	2
#57	crowbarrr	49
#33	crystallized memory	6
#62	cube of billiard chalk	7
#104	curdflinger	1
#131	curmudgel	11
#350	cursed black pearl onion	3
#385	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
#405	cursed bottle of rum	2
#273	cursed cannonball	3
#245	cursed dirty joke scroll	5
#197	cursed piece of thirteen	5
#15	cursed scrunchie	65
#232	cursed sea biscuit	6
#269	cursed voodoo skull	4
#79	cyber-mattock	2
#564	cymbal syrup	4
#96	d12	26
#62	dance card	51
#123	das boot	1
#131	dead guy's watch	75
#58	dead lights pie	5
#116	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#334	decorative fountain	16
#1355	defective skull	2
#64	dehydrated caviar	215
#292	delicious noodles	6
#11	deluxe fax machine	17
#93	demon buckler	1
#139	demon skin	135
#68	demon-horned hat	2
#164	demonskin jacket	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#22	dented harmonica	282
#507	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
#176	desiccated apricot	63
#85	designer handbag	25
#154	detective skull	1
#38	diamond necklace	84
#154	diamond-studded cane	54
#44	didgeridooka	245
#7	dill	1,938
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#47	dirty hobo gloves	821
#545	disco mask	48
#90	disease	245
#292	disembodied smile	1
#228	dishrag	2
#133	displaced fish	69
#57	distention pill	7
#37	distilled fortified wine	73
#40	distressed denim pants	243
#733	dollhive	9
#655	donkey flipbook	1
#73	double-barreled sling	23
#118	drab sonata	66
#112	draggin' ball hat	102
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Wow, that's 426,918 items total!

what items are this player missing?