Museum :: Poncho the Sane

Poncho the Sane

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#22	"DRINK ME" potion	2,697
#34	"Humorous" T-shirt	9
#17	"KICK ME" sign	179
#14	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	220
#7	"meat" stick	3,683
#299	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	6
#35	1-ball	352
#71	1.21 jigawatts	2
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#79	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	156
#103	1952 Mickey Mantle card	40
#52	2-ball	176
#124	25-meat staff	1
#51	3-ball	187
#9	30669 scroll	1,127
#30	33398 scroll	1,238
#9	334 scroll	494
#15	37x37x37 puzzle cube	519
#48	4-ball	195
#23	4-d camera	23
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#7	4-dimensional guitar	885
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#51	5-Alarm Saucepan	8
#45	5-ball	191
#17	5-hour acrimony	1,081
#55	6-ball	172
#262	64067 scroll	1
#19	668 scroll	123
#23	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	218
#51	7-ball	210
#50	8-ball	1,375
#30	8-billed baseball cap	7
#163	9-ball	8
#21	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	43
#9	A Light that Never Goes Out	57
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#42	ASCII shirt	87
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#24	Aggressive Carrot	503
#8	Agitated Turkey	62
#16	Aldebaran sardines	7
#9	Alewife™ Ale	628
#19	Alice's Army Alchemist	121
#23	Alice's Army Bowman	43
#25	Alice's Army Cleric	41
#18	Alice's Army Coward	54
#40	Alice's Army Dervish	9
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#16	Alice's Army Guard	123
#18	Alice's Army Halberder	106
#23	Alice's Army Hammerman	43
#24	Alice's Army Horseman	43
#24	Alice's Army Lanceman	43
#21	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	100
#28	Alice's Army Martyr	13
#23	Alice's Army Ninja	108
#19	Alice's Army Nurse	127
#23	Alice's Army Page	98
#22	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	97
#19	Alice's Army Sniper	19
#19	Alice's Army Spearsman	113
#20	Alice's Army Swordsman	111
#21	Alice's Army Wallman	101
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#73	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#25	Ambitious Turkey	183
#44	Amulet of Yendor	389
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#376	Angelhair Culottes	3
#145	Angry Farmer candy	1,287
#41	Ankh of Badahnkadh	12
#788	Argarggagarg's fang	2
#36	Arrrmetia trading card	4
#31	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	7
#39	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	6
#28	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	10
#32	Artist's Spatula of Despair	7
#18	Artist's Whisk of Misery	11
🥇	Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	1
#65	Asleep in the Cemetery	13
#83	Atomic Comic	4
#22	Atomic Pop	76
#41	Aura Libre	3
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#14	Aye Aye	10
#26	Aye Aye, Captain	4
#33	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4
#35	BACON	11,466
#60	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	11
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#69	BGE merchandise order form	52
#149	BGE pocket calendar	5
#248	BGE shotglass	24
#93	BGE temporary tattoo	8
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#58	BOOtonniere	1
#110	BRAINS shorts	12
#24	BRICKO brick	31,939
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#39	BRICKO eye brick	2,411
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#33	BROS Energy Drink	36
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#246	Baja sopapilla	3
#375	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#116	Bangyomaman battle juice	2
#309	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
#751	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#22	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	69
#90	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	29
#14	Barulio's bottle	74
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#65	Bash-Ōs cereal	13
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#14	Battlie Light Saver	158
#68	Beach Buck	135
🥇	Beach Comb	1
#62	Beignet Milgranet	3
#163	Belt of Howling Anger	2
#41	Ben-Gal™ Balm	239
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
#27	Bettie page	6
#40	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	11
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
🥇	Bird-a-Day calendar	1
#8	Bit O' Ectoplasm	896
#62	BitterSweetTarts	88
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#30	Bjorn's Hammer	11
#32	Black Body™ spray	23
#57	Black Hole	1
#24	Black No. 2	1,880
#22	Blackfly Chardonnay	1,085
#170	Blatantly Canadian	20
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#48	Blood Light	61
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#38	Bone's Farm "wine"	34
#37	Bonerdagon necklace	138
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#184	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#24	Bordeaux Marteaux	13
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#22	Boris's key lime	40
#55	Boris's key lime pie	29
#30	Boris's ring	38
#382	Boss Bat bling	9
#26	Boss Bat britches	171
#10	Boss Drops	251
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#31	Bowl of Scorpions	41
#21	Boxing Day Pass	30
#54	Bram's choker	3
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#113	Bulky Buddy Box	25
#35	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	13
#36	Bustle Hustler	4
#12	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	27
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#36	C.H.U.M. chum	69
#24	C.H.U.M. knife	26
#14	C.H.U.M. lantern	8
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#508	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1033	CRIMBCO mug	8
#929	CRIMBCO wine	7
#46	CRIMBCOIDS mints	34
#55	CRIMBCOLOAF	29
#9	CSA all-purpose soap	905
#20	CSA bravery badge	812
#24	CSA cheerfulness ration	725
#20	CSA discount card	965
#12	CSA fire-starting kit	1,132
#16	CSA obedience grenade	1,111
#17	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1,061
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#12	Camp Scout pup tent	1,218
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#66	Candy Alexander	1
#50	Carol of the Bulls	3
#49	Carol of the Hells	3
#51	Carol of the Thrills	3
#41	Cerebral Cloche	4
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#49	Cerebral Culottes	3
#22	Chakra Libre	6
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#50	Cheer-Up soda	16
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#368	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#71	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#18	Chester's bag of candy	4
#53	Chester's cutoffs	2
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#37	Chinese curse words	9
#20	Choco-Mint patty	99
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#44	Chroner	2,043
#7	Chroner cross	2
🥉	Chroner trigger	3
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#12	Clan pool table	1
#476	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
#20	Claybender glasses	38
#39	Cloaca Cola Polar	294
#39	Cloaca grenade	347
#618	Cloaca-Cola	46
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#79	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	29
#65	Cloaca-Cola helmet	41
#695	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#65	Cloaca-Cola shield	37
#39	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	16
#214	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
#22	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	121
#67	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	5
#16	Codpiece of the Goblin King	168
#17	Coily™	5
#41	Coinspiracy	548
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#9	Cold Fang	1
#44	Cold Hots candy	2,169
#16	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	71
#31	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	68
#30	Comet Drop	5
#70	Comet Pop	2
#12	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	287
#74	Cookbook of the Damned	7
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#8	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1,194
#92	Corpse Island iced tea	50
#82	Cracklin' Oat Bran	6
#45	Crimbeau de toilette	10
#67	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	64
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#373	Crimbo Factory surprise box	2
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#26	Crimbo candied pecan	1,592
#80	Crimbo candle	3
#24	Crimbo fudge	1,641
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#21	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,664
#113	Crimbo pie	32
#17	Crimbo salad	28
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stocking	6
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#86	Crimbojito	3
#42	Crimbolex watch	3
#14	Crimbomega drive chain	6
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#48	Crimbonium fuel rod	88
#12	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	6
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#13	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	8
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#14	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	6
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#27	Crimbot battery	131
#20	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	336
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	333
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	373
#20	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	106
#20	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	374
#21	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	106
#20	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	345
#23	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	97
#21	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	346
#9	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	2
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#185	Crimboween memo	47
#55	Crimboysters Rockefeller	10
#36	Crown of the Goblin King	382
#26	D roll	366
#24	Daffy Taffy	4,559
#29	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	9
#41	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	2
#38	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	4
#40	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	2
#33	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	7
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#33	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	3
#24	Daisy's unclean bloomers	7
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#56	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥈	Deck of Every Card	1
#9	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	217
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#21	Dish of Clarified Butter	24
#58	Divine	20
#16	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	715
#5	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2,301
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#20	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	172
#15	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	36
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#78	Dogsgotnonoz pills	4
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#153	Dolphin King's crown	28
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#6	Dragonscale breastplate	3
#60	Dramatic™ range	30
#17	Drapes-You-Regally	1
#60	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	180
#51	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	6
#26	Drip harness	1
#33	Driplet	2
#59	Drowsy Sword	210
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#13	Drunkula's silky pants	2
#6	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	3
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#29	Duskwalker fangs	28
#23	Duskwalker syringe	94
#171	Dust bunny	3
#23	Dyspepsi grenade	456
#27	Dyspepsi-Cola	3,130
#28	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	88
#15	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	256
#161	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	23
#30	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	59
#23	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	19
#17	Earring of Fire	4
#54	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#18	Eau de Guaneau	35
#59	Ecto-Cooler	17
#31	Effermint™ tablets	246
🥇	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#22	El Sombrero De Lopez	43
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#90	El Vibrato power sphere	17
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#73	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	14
#163	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	5
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#331	Elder Turtle Shell	7
#38	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	107
#40	Elfin shortbread	35
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#44	Ellsbury's skull	2
#24	Elmley shades	62
#33	Elron's Explosive Etude	3
#46	Elvish delight	11
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#73	Enchanted Flyswatter	4
#56	Enchanted Plunger	7
#137	Ent cider	104
#49	Event Horizon	2
#94	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#14	FDKOL hotcakes	547
#22	Fabiotion	5
#52	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	4
#56	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	25
#53	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	31
#55	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	44
#43	FantasyRealm key	1
#6	Fauna Libre	63
#100	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	145
#120	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	6
#215	Feynman gate	54
#41	Firewater	2
#48	Fitspiration™ poster	62
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#37	Flamin' Whatshisname	22
#57	Flaming Knob	2
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#19	Flaskfull of Hollow	2,527
#75	Former Sheriff Dan's tin star	1
#17	Frankly Mr. Shank	4
#237	Frat Army FGF	14
#81	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	4
#38	Freddy Kruegerand	650
🥇	French slippers	1
#21	Friendliness Beverage	362
#5	Friendly Turkey	77
#40	Frigid Northern Beans	5
#21	Frogade	100
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#31	Frosty's carrot	3
#47	Frosty's frosty mug	43
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#17	Frosty's old silk hat	4
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#25	Frown Exerciser	2
#71	Fu Manchu Wax	5
#15	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	17
#22	Fun-Guy spore	32
#35	FunFunds™	595
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#8	GOTO	2,501
#15	Gaia beads	523
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#130	Game Grid ticket	68
#54	Game Grid token	296
#22	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	595
#379	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#124	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	3
#53	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	7
#30	Gearhead Goo	40
#11	Genalen™ Bottle	1,482
#25	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
#33	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	67
#59	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#33	Ghost Dog Chow	15
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#41	Gnollish Crossdress	17
#48	Gnollish autoplunger	8
#190	Gnollish casserole dish	3
#34	Gnollish flyswatter	161
#22	Gnollish pie server	119
#365	Gnollish pie tin	8
#33	Gnollish plunger	143
#40	Gnollish sangria	2
#19	Gnollish slotted spoon	132
#143	Gnollish toolbox	48
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#4	Go-Wassail	7,572
#62	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	8
#86	Golden Mr. Accessory	1
#54	Good 'n' Quiet	2
#56	Good 'n' Slimy	5
#228	Goodfella contract	212
#111	Gordon Bennett	7
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#21	Grasshopper	9
#5	Grateful Undead T-shirt	168
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#11	Great Wolf's left paw	2
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#52	Greatest American Pants	1
#110	Greaves of the Murk Lord	4
#14	Greek fire	49
#36	Green Burlap	3
#60	Green Clover of Justice	23
#15	Green Giant	14
#27	Green Manalishi	283
#51	Green Muslin	1
#21	Green Velvet	6
#28	Groll doll	160
#66	Gummi-DNA	37
#398	Gummi-Gnauga	5
🥇	Guzzlr tablet	1
#16	Guzzlrbuck	207
#5	HOA citation pad	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#9	Hairpiece On Fire	93
#42	Half a Purse	1
#21	Hand in Glove	4
#12	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	9
#249	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	5
#25	Hatorade	46
#12	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	309
#48	Haymaker	1
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#29	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
#10	Hell broth	121
#60	Hell ramen	180
#45	Hellfire Spicy Beans	4
#196	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
#8	Helps-You-Sleep	1
#35	Herring Daiquiri	2
#46	Herring Wallbanger	1
#64	Hersey™ SMOOCH	1
#9	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	92
#120	Hippy Army MPE	101
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#275	Hodgman's blanket	5
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#24	Hodgman's harmonica	2
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#21	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	3
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#15	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	4
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#50	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
#21	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
#7	Hodgman's whackin' stick	2
#90	Holiday Fun!	3
#52	Hollandaise helmet	403
#73	Hot 'n' Scarys	1
#110	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	1
#40	How to Avoid Scams	274
#19	Huggler Radio	1
#8	Humanitini	28
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#41	Ice Island Long Tea	5
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#28	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
#104	Iceberglar scarf	2
#50	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	122
#58	Iiti Kitty phone charm	132
#161	Imp Ale	1,490
#5	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	168
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#9	Inner Strength	21
#10	Inner Truth	23
#9	Inner Wisdom	25
#662	Instant Karma	6
#77	Iron Beta of Industry	118
🥇	Iunion Crown	1
#45	Jack-O-Lantern beer	13
#40	Jack-in-the-box	81
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#41	Jackhammer	2
#19	Jacob's rung	16
#23	Jarlsberg's earring	43
#15	Jarlsberg's key lime	65
#12	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	135
#17	Jarlsberg's pan	1
#21	Jefferson wings	79
#7	Jekyllin hide belt	3
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#375	Jocko Homo's head	5
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#56	Jolly Roger charrrm	107
#20	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	132
#60	Juju Mojo Mask	1
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#6	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
#29	Junk-Bond	7
#35	Kashmir sweater	4
#28	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	3
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#55	Kentucky-style derby	4
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#51	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	3
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#22	LCD game: Food Eater	176
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🥇	PARTY HARD T-shirt	1
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🥈	Peppermint Pip Packet	1
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#54	Piddles	83
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#53	Pokëmann band-aid	50
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#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
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#60	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	16
#146	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	9
#51	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	24
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#75	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	13
#110	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	15
#114	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	6
#62	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	21
#115	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	15
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	15
#64	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	21
#150	Polka Pop	3
#17	Polysniff Perfume	119
#48	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4
#6	Potion of Heroism	6
🥇	Powerful Glove	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#34	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	11
#36	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	69
#6	Professor What T-Shirt	285
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#53	Psychotic Train wine	26
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#8	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	218
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#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
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#175	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	2
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#10	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	38
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#85	Source essence	1
#33	Space Tourist Phaser	35
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#13	Staff of the Woodfire	1
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#83	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
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#14	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	57
#17	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	17
#15	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	43
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#68	Strix stix	61
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#28	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	7
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#15	Super Weight-Gain 9000	13
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#17	T.U.R.D.S. Key	106
#15	TI-9000 calculator	191
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#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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#35	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6	1
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#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
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🥇	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
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#76	Thriller Ice	1
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🥈	Time Cloak	3
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#18	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	463
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#81	Travels with Jerry	9
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#26	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	881
#24	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	806
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#26	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	848
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
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#34	Typical Tavern swill	497
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
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#24	Ultrasoldier Serum	55
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🥈	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
#25	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	998
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#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
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#11	Unmotivator: Crashed Orca	95
#11	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	79
#17	Unspeakable Earring	3
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#47	V for Vivala mask	1
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🥉	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	261
🥉	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	255
#5	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	258
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#17	rockin' wagon	514
#83	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	2
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#30	roller skate doll	2
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#101	royal jelly taco	7
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#50	rubber WWJD? bracelet	71
#54	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	65
#47	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	71
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#5	rubber band gun	60
#41	rubber emo roe	581
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#52	rubber ribcage	6
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#9	runny icing	921
#18	runproof mascara	363
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#21	rusty bonesaw	74
#22	rusty broken diving helmet	8
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#25	rusty grave robbing shovel	605
#38	rusty hedge trimmers	32
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#30	sabre teeth	1,753
#210	sabre-toothed lime cub	5
#17	sachet of strange powder	1
#95	sack lunch	419
#51	sack of doorknobs	3
#25	safarrri hat	120
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#83	salt plum	103
#67	salt wages	124
#156	salt water taffy	1
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#18	salty gumdrop	311
#33	salty slug	90
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#14	sausage pizza	1,108
#39	savory crossbow	1
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#32	sawblade fragment	378
#39	sawblade shield	77
#59	scary death orb	2
#25	scented massage oil	98
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#53	scintillating oyster egg	17
#150	scintillating powder	1
#28	scissor duck	4
#15	scorpion whip	147
#168	scotch on the rocks	1
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#31	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1,909
#34	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1,833
#27	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1,881
#19	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1,863
#26	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1,846
#41	screwdiver	4
#5	screwdriver	1,250
#19	screwing pooch	99
#9	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	102
#13	scroll of Puddingskin	104
#32	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	160
#25	scroll of drastic healing	5,253
#295	scroll of pasta summoning	51
#117	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	4
#133	scrumptious ice ant	2
#9	scrumptious reagent	19,664
#23	sea avocado	148
#12	sea blueberry	408
#11	sea broccoli	416
#24	sea carrot	144
#11	sea cauliflower	457
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#11	sea salt scrubs	45
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🥇	seal medal	1
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#194	seal-brain elixir	3
#86	seal-clubbing club	1,155
#80	seal-skull helmet	434
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#68	sealhide gloves	1
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#68	sealhide moccasins	1
#301	sealhide seal doll	1
#196	sealhide snare	1
#86	sealhide whip	1
🥉	sealskin drum	1
#39	seaode	29
#24	seaweed	71
#34	sebaceous shield	2
#17	secret blend of herbs and spices	508
#47	secret mummy herbs and spices	144
#37	security blankie	1
#27	security flashlight	145
#18	self-dribbling basketball	1
#26	sensitive poetry journal	47
#44	sequined fez	2
#14	serpentine sword	205
#35	serum of sarcasm	164
#44	servo-assisted exo-pants	35
#237	servomechanical torsion facilitator	18
#22	set of jacks	6
#112	severed rocking horse head	4
#24	sewage-clogged pistol	32
#13	sewer nuggets	1,845
#76	sewer snake	6
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#9	sewer wad	561
#61	shadowy cat claw	1
#18	shady shades	8
#139	sham champagne	2
#49	shamanic ham	13
#111	shard of double-ice	114
#11	shark cartilage	100
#23	shark jumper	9
#59	shark tooth	5
#53	shark tooth necklace	1
#13	sharkfin gumbo	53
#72	sharpened hubcap	1
#45	sharpened spoon	6
#47	shavin' razor	2
#72	shaving cream	10
#28	sheet cake	32
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#13	shield of the Skeleton Lord	1
#128	shimmering rainbow sand	4
#58	shimmering tendrils	9
#35	shin gourds	1
#22	shingle	540
#81	shining halo	1
#16	shining star cap	1
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#88	shiny butcherknife	15
#26	shiny hood ornament	70
#24	shiny ring	642
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#25	shocked shell	14
#21	shoe ad T-shirt	142
#5	shooting morning star	31
#14	short calculator	189
#26	short deposition	141
#17	short writ of habeas corpus	73
#42	short-handled mop	46
#7	shot of blackberry schnapps	963
#9	shot of flower schnapps	817
#22	shot of grapefruit schnapps	928
#183	shot of mescal	5
#260	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
#9	shot of orange schnapps	2,150
#18	shot of peach schnapps	49
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#17	shot of rotgut	123
#30	shot of tomato schnapps	417
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#29	shrimp cocktail	19
#12	shrinking powder	34
#36	shuddering cow skull	1
#90	shuddersword	1
#40	shuriken salad	27
#11	shushed potatoes	19
#69	silent A	1
#8	silent B	38
#59	silent C	1
#35	silent D	2
#57	silent E	1
#77	silent F	1
#64	silent G	1
#135	silent H	1
#47	silent I	12
#8	silent J	34
#46	silent K	1
#38	silent L	7
#149	silent M	2
#5	silent N	20
#128	silent O	5
#43	silent P	12
#8	silent Q	16
#41	silent R	2
#69	silent S	1
#65	silent T	1
#64	silent U	1
#75	silent V	1
#7	silent W	42
#16	silent X	36
#15	silent Y	8
#34	silent Z	6
#24	silent beret	2
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#33	silent pea shooter	37
#29	silver cheese-slicer	8
#16	silver face paint	42
#39	silver paté knife	3
#26	silver salt-shaker	10
#244	silver shrimp fork	9
#57	silver tongue charrrm	221
#12	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	32
#87	simple ancient cursed key	3
#10	sinewy crossbow string	45
#31	single atom	640
#108	single-serving herbal stuffing	3
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#23	six pack of Mountain Stream	1,196
#37	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	52
#22	six-rainbow shield	5
#24	sk8board	212
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🥉	skate board	57
#5	skate skates	186
#8	skate skin	833
#14	skelelton spine	766
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#28	skeleton bone	3,668
#17	skeleton key	1,032
#48	skeleton key ring	17
#39	skewer	292
#40	skewer-mounted razor blade	34
#106	skewered cat appendix	3
#28	skirt / kilt kit	39
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#36	skull with a fuse in it	2
#89	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	13
#56	slab of sponge	11
#6	slap and slap again	101
#8	slap and tickle	2,148
#63	slap and tickle with a fly in it	7
#86	sleaze nuggets	40
#15	sleaze powder	581
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#196	sleeve deuce	4
#81	slice of pizza	85
#13	slick fish meat	108
#33	slightly peevedbow	6
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#16	slimy alveolus	218
#11	slimy fermented bile bladder	2,352
#11	slimy sweetbreads	2,467
#38	slingshot	126
#11	slip 'n' slide	1,006
🥉	slippery when wet shield	1
#707	slow jam collection	5
#16	slug of rum	285
#15	slug of shochu	293
#12	slug of vodka	370
#174	small box	49
#50	small gummi fin	2
#21	small leather glove	76
#10	smart skull	5,544
#16	smart watch	99
#58	smashed danish	1
#73	smellbook	9
#63	smelted roe	2
#32	smile-sharpening stone	24
#41	smiley-face sticker	1
#96	smiling rat	3
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#40	smoked potsherd	28
#29	smoker's cloak	1
#263	smoking grass	322
#29	smoking talon	2
#10	smoky potion	2,820
#19	smoldering staff	3
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#43	smudge stick	1
#17	smudged alchemical recipe	70
#63	smut orc keepsake box	13
#45	smut orc sunglasses	65
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#10	snailmail breeches	4
#13	snailmail coif	2
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#9	snake shield	181
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#63	snapdragon pistil	13
#17	snarling wolf shield	178
#28	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	2,147
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🥉	snow belly	1
🥉	snow berries	2,325
#33	snow cleats	1
#10	snow crab	75
#24	snow fort	1
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#17	snow machine	1
🥉	snow pants	1
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#25	snowboarder pants	274
#19	snowpack	1
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#61	soap knife	48
#19	sock garters	8
#146	sock monkey	17
#207	soda water	22
#90	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1,836
#12	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	126
#48	software glitch	2
#23	soggy elf shoes	2
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#29	sommelier's towel	14
#39	sonar-in-a-biscuit	801
#172	sorority brain	9
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🥈	soul monocle	1
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#28	spaghetti with Skullheads	70
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🥈	spaghetti-box banjo	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#12	spangly mariachi pants	77
#15	spangly mariachi vest	34
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🥈	stomach turnover	599
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#72	stone of eXtreme power	152
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🥇	stop shield	1
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#62	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	326
#114	stuffed Meat	271
#87	stuffed Mob Penguin	2
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#81	stuffed ninja snowman	103
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#58	stuffed shoulder parrot	301
#69	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	384
#96	stuffed snowy owl	261
#79	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	359
#25	stuffed spooky mushroom	382
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#109	stuffed teddy butler	265
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#9	stunt nuts	2,070
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#34	sturdy cane	120
#12	sturdy sword hilt	49
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#13	whimpering willow bark	101
#11	whip kit	548
#77	whisker pencil	96
#35	whiskey and cola	103
#36	whiskey and soda	42
#234	whiskey in a broken glass	2
#18	whiskey sour	279
#37	white Canadian	132
#321	white balloon	12
#24	white candy heart	2,662
#21	white chocolate and tomato pizza	296
#61	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#100	white chocolate chip cookies	67
#39	white chocolate chips	453
#807	white class ring	4
#17	white collar	174
#18	white hat hacker T-shirt	64
#279	white lightning	45
#68	white mana	2
#36	white page	16
#12	white picket fence	278
#57	white pixel	1,567
#60	white rice	57
#31	white satin pants	199
#27	white satin shield	109
#33	white snake skin	551
#28	white snakeskin duster	8
#142	white sword	46
#140	white-label gin	1
#57	whole turkey leg	19
#25	wholeberd	7
#35	whoopie cushion	575
#11	wicker shield	555
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#27	willyweed	121
#56	wind-up Whatsian robot	10
#36	wind-up chattering teeth	559
#27	wind-up ensign	15
#9	wind-up meatcar	1,225
#38	wind-up navigation droid	10
#38	wind-up owl	12
#51	wind-up spider	4
#22	wind-up vampire teeth	17
#59	windchimes	281
#72	wine spritzer	18
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#47	wings of fire	2
#163	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	363
#129	witch hat	6
#51	witch wart	4
#72	witch's bread	1
#77	witty rapier	113
#76	wolf mask	772
#42	wolfman mask	167
#15	wolfskull mask	5
#35	wonderwall shield	67
#59	wood screw	9
#49	wooden axe	27
#367	wooden block	9
#36	wooden figurine	93
#61	wooden salad bowl	2
#68	wooden stakes	53
#25	wool hat	124
#20	woolen cravat	5
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#16	worksite credentials	7
#26	world's smallest violin	79
#12	worn tophat	1,214
#74	worst candy	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#197	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#26	wreath of laurels	19
#24	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	18
#29	wrench bracelet	87
#39	wriggling severed nose	4
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#37	wriggling worm	186
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#13	wussiness potion	3,653
#37	x-ray specs	512
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#83	yak anorak	4
#91	yak skin	20
#80	yak toupee	1
#59	yak whip	3
#39	yakskin buckler	4
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#41	yakskin pants	3
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#125	yam candy	2
#31	ye olde golde frontes	8
#95	yellow brick road	14
#29	yellow candy heart	3,054
#740	yellow glowstick	1
#21	yellow gummi ingot	1,196
#16	yellow paisley oyster egg	165
#11	yellow pixel	7,117
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#23	yellow plastic oyster egg	162
#39	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	39
#28	yellow seashell	254
#35	yellow snowcone	650
#14	yellow striped oyster egg	114
#38	yellow traffic cone	1
#129	yeti fur	2,513
🥇	yield shield	1
#39	yo	184
#37	yo-yo	899
#33	yohohoyo	155
#26	yule gruel	1,001
#128	yummy death watch beetle	5
#18	zmobie	152
#40	zombie	10
#18	zombie accordion	1
#35	zombie hollandaise	80
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#9	zombie mariachi pants	2
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 2,055,216 items total!

what items are this player missing?