In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 4,161 short.

• Franken Stein
• "DEBBIE" tattoo kit
• "I survived Y2K" T-Shirt
• "caramel" orange
• "honey" dipper
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 1,970 carat gold
• 1/6th Pound Cake
• 11-leaf clover
• 17-ball
• 18-picohertz resonator crystal
• 20-lb can of rice and beans
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 7-inch discus
• 8-bit banana
• 99.44% pure math
• A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6
• A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A Guide to Safari
• A muse-bouche
• A. W. O. L. commendation
• Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
• Abyssal ember
• Accordion of Jordion
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Aerheads
• Afternoon Delight
• Agent Corrigan's cigarette
• Agent Mauve
• Aiolion
• Alexy sauce
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil tattoo
• Alice's Army booster box
• Amanitee
• Amnesiac Ale
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Amulet of Perpetual Darkness
• Angry Farmer's Wife Candy
• Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Arr, M80
• Arrow (+1)
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• Ass-Stompers of Violence
• Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)
• AutumnFest ale
• Azurite
• BOOterfinger
• BRICKO airship
• BRICKO bat
• BRICKO cathedral
• BRICKO egg
• BRICKO elephant
• BRICKO gargantuchicken
• BRICKO octopus
• BRICKO ooze
• BRICKO oyster
• BRICKO pearl
• BRICKO python
• BRICKO reactor
• BRICKO trunk
• BRICKO vacuum cleaner
• BUBBLE GUM
• BURT
• Bal-musette accordion
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Barney's rake
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion cheese wheel
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher
• Bastille Battalion tattoo kit
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Beefy Crunch Pastaco
• Belt of Loathing
• Benetton's Medley of Diversity
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Bicycle
• Big Punk
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bit O' Quail Spleen
• Black Angus blackburger
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Blood 'n' Plenty
• Bloodbath
• Bloody Nora
• Bluzzard
• Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf
• Boletus Broletus mushroom
• Boltsmann ID badge
• Bonestabber
• Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
• Boosty Juice
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's beer
• Boris's bread
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Bowlet
• Boxing Day care package
• Brain Food Pastaco
• Brand of Violence
• Brandonian footlocker key
• Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
• Breathitin™
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugbearclaw Donut
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• Buttery Boy
• Buttery Knob
• Byte
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)
• CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)
• CRIMBCO scrip
• Caipiranha
• Cajun accordion
• Calzone of Legend
• Can of Spaghetto
• Candicaine
• Cantelope
• Caramel
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Carpathian longsword
• Carpricorn
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Celsius 233
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Cement Mixer
• Centauri fish wine
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charity's choker
• Charleston Choo-Choo
• Charleston shoes
• Charter: Nellyville
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Ched
• Cheshire Bitten
• ChibiBuddy™ (on)
• Chorale of Companionship
• Christmas ham
• Chubby and Plump bar
• Churchill
• Cincho de Mayo
• Citrus Crush wine cooler
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Clara's bell
• Climate Colada
• Cobra Bowl
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Conspiracy™ mascara
• Convincing People You Can See The Future
• Cool Brunch Pastaco
• Cornbeefadon
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Covert Ops for Kids
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crazymaker
• Crepes a la Lune
• Crimbo Carol tattoo kit
• Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit
• Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit
• Crimbo Credit
• Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.
• Crimbo cookie sheet
• Crimbo crystal shards
• Crimbo dinner
• Crimbo dog sweater
• Crimbo food scraps
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo paste
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo tattoo kit
• Crimbo train emergency brake
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbosmopolitan
• Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel
• Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper
• Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw
• Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder
• Crimbot schematic: Crab Core
• Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso
• Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer
• Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head
• Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun
• Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads
• Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan
• Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack
• Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler
• Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder
• Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module
• Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler
• Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head
• Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis
• Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator
• Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt
• Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet
• Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower
• Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm
• Crimbough
• Crimbow Rainbo
• Crimbuccaneer bombjacket
• Crimbuccaneer breeches
• Crimbuccaneer captain's purse
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
• Crimbuccaneer flotsam
• Crimbuccaneer invasion map
• Crimbuccaneer lantern
• Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail
• Crimbuccaneer nose ring
• Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
• Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack
• Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso
• Crimbuccaneer runebone
• Crimbuccaneer shirt
• Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss
• Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate
• Crimbuccaneer tavern swab
• Crimbuccaneer tricorn
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crimbuccaneer whale oil
• Crimbuck
• Crimbylow-rise jeans
• Crown of Thrones
• Cursed Punch
• Cycloney
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• DNOTC Box
• DUFRESNE Suds
• Dad's brandy
• Dark & Starry
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Deactivated MiniMechaElf
• Deactivated O. A. F.
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dinsey Maintenance Manual
• Dinsey Whinskey
• Dinsey face paint
• Dinsey food-cone
• Dinsey tattoo kit
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's oculus
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Disgeist
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc Clock's thyme cocktail
• Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
• Doc's Fortifying Wine
• Doc's Limbering Wine
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Smartifying Wine
• Doc's Special Reserve Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Doublepunchplanter
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian cold pocket
• Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned
• Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy
• Dreadsylvanian grimlet
• Dreadsylvanian hemlock
• Dreadsylvanian hot pocket
• Dreadsylvanian hot toddy
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian skeleton key
• Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket
• Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple
• Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Dreadsylvanian stink pocket
• Dressage
• Drip Institute petri dish
• Dripwood slab
• Drizzlers™ Black Licorice
• Drunk Uncles holo-record
• Drunken Astrophysicist
• Drunken Neurologist
• Drunken Philosopher
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Dump Truck
• Dweebisol™ inhaler
• Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations
• EMD holo-record
• Earth and Firewater
• Easter eggnog
• Easter grasshopper
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Egnaro berry
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror
• Eldritch snap
• Electric Punch
• Elf Army machine parts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard MPC
• Elf Guard SCUBA tank
• Elf Guard broom
• Elf Guard clipboard
• Elf Guard commandeering gloves
• Elf Guard eyedrops
• Elf Guard fuel tank
• Elf Guard hangover cure
• Elf Guard honor present
• Elf Guard hotpants
• Elf Guard insignia (general)
• Elf Guard insignia (private)
• Elf Guard mouthknife
• Elf Guard officer's sidearm
• Elf Guard patrol cap
• Elf Guard payroll bag
• Elf Guard red and white beret
• Elf Guard safety bear
• Elf Guard squirtgun
• Elf Guard strategic map
• Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo
• Elf Guard tinsel grenade
• Elf Guard war standard
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Elvish underarmor
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Energy Buzz Pastaco
• Engorged Sausages and You
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• Every Day is Like This Sundae
• Extra-slimy Slimosa
• Extrovermectin™
• Eye Agate
• Eye and a Twist
• FDKOL tattoo
• Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
• Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium
• Fantasma en la Máquina
• FantasyRealm guest pass
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• FantasyRealm tattoo kit
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Faux
• Feliz Navidad
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Fettris
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• Finnish Fish
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flaming Caipiranha
• Flan
• Flan in the Moon
• Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory
• Fleshazole™
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Flying Caipiranha
• Fog Murderer
• Folder Holder
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• French bronilla brogurt
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Fudgie Roll
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Fuzzy Tentacle
• Gabarbar
• Game Grid valued membership card
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• Gathered Meat-Clip
• Gazelleton
• Gene Tonic: Beast
• Gene Tonic: Constellation
• Gene Tonic: Construct
• Gene Tonic: Demon
• Gene Tonic: Dude
• Gene Tonic: Elemental
• Gene Tonic: Elf
• Gene Tonic: Fish
• Gene Tonic: Goblin
• Gene Tonic: Hippy
• Gene Tonic: Hobo
• Gene Tonic: Horror
• Gene Tonic: Humanoid
• Gene Tonic: Insect
• Gene Tonic: Mer-kin
• Gene Tonic: Orc
• Gene Tonic: Penguin
• Gene Tonic: Pirate
• Gene Tonic: Slime
• Gene Tonic: Undead
• Gene Tonic: Weird
• General Assembly Module
• Ghiaccio Colada
• Ghosprey
• Ghost Pinching Quarterly
• Giant black monolith
• Gin Mint
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glamare
• Glo-Pop
• Globmule
• Glum berry
• Gnomish sagngria
• Gnomish toolbox
• God Lobster Egg
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Kokomo Resort Chip
• Golden Light
• Golden Mean
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Gorillape
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)
• Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grey Guanon
• Grim Brothers' story book
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog
• Gummi-Memory
• Gummy Brains
• Guzzlr application
• Guzzlr cocktail set
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Gygaxian Libram
• Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom
• HP-35 Calculator
• Handsome Devil
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Haunted Sorority House staff guide
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Helvella Haemophilia mushroom
• Herringtini
• Hide-rox™ cookie
• Highest Bitter
• History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Homebodyl™
• Horsery contract
• Hot Socks
• How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Play Othello
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Humpty Dumplings
• Ice-Cold Beerring
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Illuminati earpiece
• Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Interview With You (a Vampire)
• Irish Coffee, English Heart
• Irish eggnog
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Hurricane
• Island Landslide
• Island Thunderstorm
• Item #13
• Jamaican coffee
• Jamocha berry
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jawmaster 2000™
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jokester makeup
• June cleaver
• Jungle Juice
• Junior Adventurer's kit
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Keese berry
• Kelflar vest
• Kentucky-fried meat sword
• Knob Kitchen grab-bag
• Knob jelly donut
• Knob stroganoff
• Knob stuffed shells
• Knoll stir-fry
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
• Kokomo Resort Chip
• Kokomo Resort Order Pad
• Kokomo Resort Pass
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• Kudzu salad
• Kudzu slaw
• L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate
• LARP carp
• LED block
• LED candle
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LIDAR candle
• LOLmec statuette
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Emotionizer
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• La Fantasma y La Oscuridad
• Lapis Lazuli
• Lava Miner's Daughter
• LavaCo™ Lamp housing
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lemonade-235
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Lepardner
• Letter from Carrie Bradshaw
• Liam's mail
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• Libram of Resolutions
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Snowball Factory
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Idol Microphone
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lollipop Drop
• London frog
• Lord Soggyraven's Slippers
• Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them
• Lucky Lindy
• Lucky Strikes holo-record
• Lucky Surprise Egg
• Ludovico Pastaco
• Lump-Stacking for Beginners
• LyleCo Contractor's Manual
• MAHI fez
• MSG
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Mallomarbles
• Mansquito Serum
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Manual of Secret Door Detection
• Manual of Transcendent Olfaction
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Marltini
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• MayDay™ contract
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat Butler
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Medical Pastaco
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Memory Disk, Alpha
• Mer-kin cancerstick
• Mer-kin eyedrops
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin hallpass
• Mer-kin lunchbox
• Mer-kin paste
• Mer-kin rocksalt
• Mer-kin saltmint
• Mer-kin saltsquid
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques
• Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Merc Core deployment orders
• Meteoid ice beam
• MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher
• Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves
• Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow
• Miserable Pie
• Miss Graves' vermouth
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Mohobo
• Monster Manuel
• Moon Pie
• Moonds
• Moonshine Mohobo
• Moonthril Schnapps
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Morbidda trading card
• Morphan
• Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
• Mountain Stream gastrique
• Mr. Accessaturday
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Big's Wallet
• Mr. Burnsger
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Screege's spectacles
• Mr. Shirt
• Mrs. Rush
• Ms. Accessory
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murgatroyd diode
• Mustardigrade
• My First Paycheck envelope
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• My Own Pen Pal kit
• Mysterious Island iced tea
• Mysterious Stranger
• N. O. Beer
• Nadsat berry
• Napalm In The Morning™ candle
• Necbro wafers
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party favor
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newark
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• No Hats as Art
• Nog-on-the-Cob
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence
• Now You're Cooking With Grease
• Nursine
• Official Council Aide Pin
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom
• Oopsie IPA
• Oppossum
• Orangemageddon wine cooler
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Oreille Divisée brandy
• Osk'r Chow
• Othello's dagger
• Othello's handkerchief
• Othello's military jacket
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• Outer Wolf™ cologne
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• Pack of Every Card
• Panda outfit
• Pantsgiving
• Para-Pop
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Pastaco shell
• Peaclock
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pendant of Gargalesis
• Pener's drumstick
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Pete's rich ricotta
• Pete's wiley whey bar
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phil Collins
• Phlegethon
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• Pillowbug
• Pimpsqueak
• PirateRealm guest pass
• PirateRealm membership packet
• PirateRealm party hat
• Pizza of Legend
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Pneumo bar
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pocket Professor memory chip
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Poké-Gro fertilizer
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Pop Art: a Guide
• Power-Guy 2000 holo-record
• Princess Rutabaga trading card
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Psycho From The Heat
• Puffstone cigar
• Punching Potion
• Punchplanter
• Quaatorade™
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Rümpelstiltz
• R'lyeh
• ROM of Optimality
• Racisto Ruidoso
• Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.)
• Rad-Pro (1 oz.)
• Radberry Rip wine cooler
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Ralph IX cognac
• Rattlin' Chains
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
• Red Dwarf
• Red Fox glove
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Roger's red right hand
• Red Roger's reliquary
• Red Roger's skull
• Red Russian
• Rethinking Candy
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Riker's Search History
• Rock Garden Guide
• Rogue Windmill Rouge
• Roman Candelabra
• Roo trading card
• Royal scepter
• Ruffalo
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.I.T. Course Voucher
• S.S. Ticket
• S.T.L.T.
• SMOOCH bottlecap
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• Saison du Lune
• Salsa Caliente™ candle
• Salsa Libre
• Sazuruk-hai
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scent of a Human™ candle
• Scepter of Loathing
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Science Notebook
• Scorpion Bowl
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill
• Scuba Snack
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Sequestrian
• Serenity trading card
• Seven Loco
• Sexy Cosmo
• Shantix™
• Sheila Take a Crossbow
• Shot of Kardashian Gin
• Shrieking Weasel holo-record
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Shudder
• Siberian sunrise
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Simepore slime
• Single Alice's Army Foil
• Sister Accessory
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Sitrep berry
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Sizzling Sinner
• Sketcherz™
• Skipper's accordion
• Skull Punch
• Skully's hot chocolate
• Sledgehamster
• Slimebite
• Slippery Knob
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Slotter
• Small Medium
• Smashmoth
• Smoldering Clover™ candle
• Smuggler's Punch
• Snarf berry
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snoutlet
• Sockdollager
• Sogg-Os
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Source shades
• Source terminal
• Source terminal ASHRAM chip
• Source terminal CRAM chip
• Source terminal DIAGRAM chip
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal GRAM chip
• Source terminal INGRAM chip
• Source terminal PRAM chip
• Source terminal SCRAM chip
• Source terminal SPAM chip
• Source terminal TRAM chip
• Source terminal TRIGRAM chip
• Source terminal file: compress.edu
• Source terminal file: cram.ext
• Source terminal file: critical.enh
• Source terminal file: damage.enh
• Source terminal file: dram.ext
• Source terminal file: duplicate.edu
• Source terminal file: familiar.ext
• Source terminal file: gram.ext
• Source terminal file: portscan.edu
• Source terminal file: pram.ext
• Source terminal file: protect.enq
• Source terminal file: spam.ext
• Source terminal file: stats.enq
• Source terminal file: substats.enh
• Source terminal file: tram.ext
• Source terminal file: turbo.edu
• Sourfinger
• Southern yam
• Souvenir Chopsticks
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Baby children's book
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate Research
• Spacegate access badge
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate emergency disintegrator
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spacegate scientist's insignia
• Spaghetti with Moonballs
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spechunky bar
• Special™ Sauce
• Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise
• Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot
• Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb
• Spelunker of Fortune
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• Spelunker's Guild prize sack
• Spelunker's fedora
• Spelunker's khakis
• Spelunker's whip
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spirit of Easter
• Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
• Spirit of Thanksgiving
• Spirit of Veteran's Day
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky VHS Tape
• Spookyraven signet
• Spring Break Beach "swimsuit"
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Spring Bros. ID badge
• Spring Bros. solenoid
• Squib
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
• Staff of Blood and Pudding
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Holiday Sensations
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Black Kettle
• Staff of the Cozy Fish
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Electric Range
• Staff of the Grease Trap
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Staff of the Soupbone
• Staff of the Teapot Tempest
• Star Spawn
• Star of Bravery
• Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)
• Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)
• Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)
• Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)
• Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)
• Steamboat
• Stembridge sidearm
• Stemonitis Staticus mushroom
• Stephen's lab coat
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Stooper
• Straypler
• Strikes Again Bigmouth
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Suffering Sinner
• Superdrifter holo-record
• Superhero Reboots
• Suppurating Sinner
• Swedish coffee
• Sweet Sword
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco
• Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!
• Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco
• Take Eleven Bar
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Bakula
• Tapioc berry
• Tea, Earl Grey, Hot
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Tequiz Navidad
• Tesla's Electroplated Beans
• Thanksgiving ration
• That 70s Cologne
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Author's ink
• The Author's inkwell
• The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
• The Beast Within™ candle
• The Big Book of Communism
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Emperor's dry cleaning
• The Emperor's new cookie
• The Emperor's new hat
• The Emperor's new pants
• The Emperor's new shirt
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Firegate Tapes
• The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook
• The Grand Poo-Bah trading card
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object
• The Jokester's gun
• The Jokester's pants
• The Jokester's wig
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5
• The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Lost Comb
• The Lost Pill Bottle
• The Mad Liquor
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The One Mood Ring
• The Pigs holo-record
• The Plumber's mushroom stew
• The Sagittarian's leisure pants
• The Six-Pack of Pain
• The Smith's Tome
• The Snake trading card
• The Spirit of Giving
• The Superconductor's CPU
• The Sword in the Steak
• The Western Look
• They liver
• They liver popsicle
• They'll Love You In Rhinestones
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• This Charming Flan
• Three Mile Island shorts
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
• Thwaitgold bug statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold maggot statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
• Tickle-Me Emilio
• Time Lord Badge of Honor
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trafikoan
• Trainbot autoassembly module
• Trainbot circuitry
• Trainbot harness
• Trainbot linkages
• Trainbot luggage hook
• Trainbot optics
• Trainbot plating
• Trainbot radar monocle
• Trainbot servomotors
• Trainbot slag
• Trainbot tubing
• Trash, a Memoir
• Treads of Loathing
• Tremella Tarantella mushroom
• Truthsayer
• Turpin
• Turtive
• Turtle Bowl
• Twelve Night Energy
• Twitching Television Tattoo
• UV monocular
• Ultimate Mind Destroyer
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Crimbo's Sack
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld sapling
• Unfortunato's foolscap
• Ungulant
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Unspeakachu
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• VYKEA blood rune
• VYKEA frenzy rune
• VYKEA lightning rune
• VYKEA meatballs
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Vamprey
• Vaporpoise
• Vegetable of Jarlsberg
• Velougats™
• Velvet Veil
• Vodka Matryoshka
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Vulgure
• Waifuton
• Wal-Mart "diamond" ring
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife
• Wendtigo
• Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
• Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• Wet Russian
• Whenchamacallit bar
• Wickers bar
• Witchess Set
• Woldo trading card
• Wrecked Generator
• Wrotz
• Wullabye
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian holo-bowtie
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles
• Xiblaxian residence-cube
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeast of Boris
• Yeg's Motel alarm clock
• Yeg's Motel ashtray
• Yeg's Motel disposable razor
• Yeg's Motel hand soap
• Yeg's Motel minibar key
• Yeg's Motel mouthwash
• Yeg's Motel pillow mint
• Yeg's Motel sewing kit
• Yeg's Motel stationery
• Yeg's Motel toothbrush
• Yolo™ chocolates
• Yorick
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a bug's lymph
• a cute angel
• a suspicious address
• abstraction: comprehension
• abyssal battle plans
• acceptable mayolus
• accidental mutton
• actual blood sausage
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adventurer clone egg
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• airborne mutagen
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• alabaster bishop
• alabaster king
• alabaster knight
• alabaster pawn
• alabaster queen
• alabaster rook
• alien animal goo
• alien animal milk
• alien autoautopsy kit
• alien gemstone
• alien hologram projector
• alien meat
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant goo
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien protein powder
• alien rock sample
• alien sandwich
• alien source code printout
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• almost-dead walkie-talkie
• anchor bomb
• ancient Elf dessert spoon
• ancient meat
• ancient redwood
• ancient turtle shell
• ancient turtle shell powder
• angel-food cake
• angry agate
• angry inch
• animal part cracker
• annealed drippy orb
• anniversary gift box
• ant antidepressant
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• anti-odor cream
• anti-pain cream
• antique tacklebox
• aquamariner's necklace
• aquaviolet jub-jub bird
• arcanoferric housing
• archaeologing shovel
• arm buzzer
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• asbestos meat stack
• ash soda
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• august scepter
• automa-bot parts
• automatic catapult
• automatic wine thief
• autumn breeze
• autumn dollar
• autumn leaf
• autumn years wisdom
• autumn-spice donut
• autumnal aegis
• autumnic balm
• autumnic bomb
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• baby bark scorpion
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• baby cuddlefish
• baby oil shooter
• baby rigging snake
• backup camera
• backwoods banjo
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• bacteria bisque
• bad penguin egg
• bag of Iunion stones
• bag of grain
• bag of sausage links
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• baggie of regular-sized tardigrades
• baked stuffing
• baked veggie ricotta casserole
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• bakelite-covered bacon
• ballast turtle
• ballpark hot daub
• baloney rotgut
• balsam barrel
• bamboo bokuto
• banana candle
• banana cream pie
• banana split
• bar of freeze-dried water
• barnacle-encrusted sweater
• barnacled barrel
• barrel beryl choker
• barrel beryl nose ring
• barrel beryl ring
• barrel-aged eggnog
• bartender skull
• bartender-skull-in-the-box
• basic martini
• basic meat fez
• basic meat foon
• basic meat spork
• basking robin
• bastard baster
• bat wings
• battery (9-Volt)
• battery (AA)
• battery (AAA)
• battery (D)
• battery (car)
• battery (lantern)
• battery-powered drill
• battoo kit
• bazooka cozy
• beastly paste
• beautiful rainbow
• beautiful soup
• beaver punch (cherry)
• beaver punch (papaya)
• beaver punch (peach)
• beer basted brat
• beer goggles
• beer-a-pult
• beet
• beetle antenna
• beggin' cologne
• bejazzled eyepatch
• bejeweled accordion strap
• belemnite candy mold
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• bi-lateral logic compressor
• big bumboozer marble
• big hot pepper
• big ol' trophy
• big slimy cyst
• biker's hat
• bindle of joy
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• bishop cookie
• bitter bowtie
• black Crimbo ball
• black brandy
• black gallstone
• black mana
• black velvet box
• blackberry moccasins
• blank fudge mold
• blank note
• blank white card
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blood kiwi
• blood roll-up
• blood sausage
• blood snowcone
• blood-red mushroom wine
• blood-soaked sponge cake
• bloodstick
• bloody kiwitini
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue LavaCo Lamp™
• blue canary nightlight
• blue class ring
• blue money bag
• blue plate
• blue ribbon
• blue rocket
• blue tulip
• blueberry muffin
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• boilgun
• boiling hot cocoa
• bolder boulder
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone bons
• bone broth
• bone flour
• book of facts
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot flask
• boot plant
• booze bindle
• booze mailing list
• bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
• bottle of Cochon Noir
• bottle of Crème de Fugu
• bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA
• bottle of Goldschnöckered
• bottle of Greedy Dog
• bottle of Lambada Lambic
• bottle of Race Car Red
• bottle of Sanguiovese
• bottle of anís
• bottle of clam juice
• bottle of dark rhum
• bottle of extra-dark rhum
• bottle of extra-strength melodramamine
• bottle of fruity "wine"
• bottle of gregnadigne
• bottle of limeade
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle of melodramamine
• bottle of moontan lotion
• bottle of novelty hot sauce
• bottle of peppermint schnapps
• bottle of sea wine
• bottle of super-extra-dark rhum
• bottled Vampire Vintner
• bottled day
• bottled green pixie
• bottled swamp gas
• bowl full of jelly
• bowl of Bounty-Os
• bowl of Jeal-O
• bowl of Tastee-Wheet™
• bowl of mernudo
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowl of prescription candy
• bowl of topioca
• box o' ghosts
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of hickory chips
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed august scepter
• boxed autumn-aton
• boxed bat wings
• boxed gumball machine
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass bung spigot
• brass turkey knuckles
• brazen bracelet
• bread man
• bread mold
• bread pie
• bread roll
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• brittle plastic handle
• broberry brogurt
• brocolate brogurt
• broken BRICKO brick
• broken El Vibrato drone
• broken beer bottle
• broken chocolate pocketwatch
• bronze
• bronze polish
• brown pirate pants
• browser cookie
• bubble bauble bow
• bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)
• bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)
• bubblewrap staff
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• buffed alien drugs
• bug juice
• bug paste
• bugbear detector
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bulky free-range mushroom
• bullet necklace
• bundle of firewood
• bungle in the jungle
• burglar/sleep mask
• burning newspaper
• burnt snowpants
• burnt stick
• burrowgrub hive
• buzzing mushroom wine
• cabooze
• cactus monocle
• calm attention-deficit demon
• campfire baked potato
• campfire beans
• campfire coffee
• campfire hot dog
• campfire s'more
• campfire smoke
• campfire stew
• can of Adultwitch™
• can of Brütalbräu
• can of Drooling Monk
• can of Impetuous Scofflaw
• can of Minions-Be-Gone
• can of cherry-flavored sterno
• can of drain cleaner
• can of franks 'n' beans
• can of mixed everything
• can opener
• candied almond
• candied beef and cabbage
• candied lime
• candied pecan
• candied sweet potatoes
• candied yam pinky ring
• candy UFOs
• candy cane candygram
• candy cane sword cane
• candy carrot cake
• candy chalk
• candy cornucopia
• candy crayons
• candy dog collar
• candy dress shoes
• candy egg deviler
• candy mailing list
• candy necktie
• candy rations
• candy stick
• candycaine powder
• cannonbomb
• canteen of eggnog
• canteen of jungle juice
• capped blue lava bottle
• capped green lava bottle
• capped red lava bottle
• captured boozles
• carbonite visor
• card sleeve
• carnivorous potted plant
• carrot cake
• carrot cake precipice bar
• carrot claret
• carrot juice
• carrot-on-a-stick
• carton of gaspers
• cartoon harpoon
• cashew
• cat o' nine teeth
• catfish whiskers
• catskin cap
• celestial au jus
• celestial carrot juice
• celestial olive oil
• celestial squid ink
• cement shoes
• censored can label
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chainsaw chain
• chakra malt
• chakra-mental wine
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• chaos popcorn
• charisma potion
• charpuce jub-jub bird
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cheap toaster
• cheesy eagle sauce
• chef skull
• chef-skull-in-the-box
• cherry bomb
• chest of "pirate gold"
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• child-sized dracula cloak
• chili powder cutlass
• chiptune guitar
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• chitinous pod
• chlorine crystal
• chlorophyll paste
• chocolate "Phoenix"
• chocolate Ogre Chieftain
• chocolate Spider Queen
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate box
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate covered ping-pong ball
• chocolate cow bone
• chocolate leash
• chocolate ostrich egg
• chocolate pocketwatch
• chocolate puppy
• chocolate rabbit's foot
• chocolate-covered loofah
• chocolate-stained collar
• chocomotive
• chocotini
• chrome meat stack
• ciliophora chowder
• cinnamon cannoli
• cinnamon machine oil
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• classy monkey
• claw-held flag
• clear Russian
• clerical automa-core
• clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef head
• clockwork chef-head-in-the-box
• clockwork chef-in-the-box
• clockwork doohickey
• clockwork endoskeleton
• clockwork handle
• clockwork rings
• clockwork shank
• clockwork sphere
• clockwork staff
• clockwork thingamajig
• clockwork widget
• cloning kit
• closed-circuit pay phone
• closed-circuit phone system
• clovermint
• club of corruption
• cocktail mushroom
• cocoa chondrule
• cocoa of youth
• coffee sprite
• cold cluster
• cold clusterbomb
• cold hi mein
• cold jelly
• cold medicine cabinet
• colossal free-range mushroom
• combat lover's locket
• combat lover's locket lockbox
• comfy blanket
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complex mushroom wine
• complicated device
• complicated lock impression
• compounded experience
• compressed air canister
• concentrated cooking
• coney haunch
• conquistador's breastplate
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• control crystal
• cookbookbat book
• cool hot cocoa
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cool mint precipice bar
• cool mushroom wine
• cool spore pod
• cooling iron greaves
• cop dollar
• coping juice
• corked genie bottle
• corned beet
• cornucopia
• corrupt club of corrupt corruption
• corrupt club of corruption
• corrupted stardust
• cosmic bucket
• cotton candy bale
• cotton candy cocoon
• cotton candy plug
• counterfeit city
• cozy bazooka
• cozy scarf
• cozy scimitar
• crabsicle
• cranberry cylinder
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crate of fish meat
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• cream of chloroplasts
• creepy-ass club
• crident
• crimbo elfling
• crimsilion jub-jub bird
• croquet hedgehog
• crude oil congealer
• crudles
• crumpled felt fedora
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• cryptic puzzle box
• crystal Crimbo goblet
• crystal Crimbo platter
• crystal skeleton vodka
• crystalline light bulb
• crystalline reamer
• crystallized pumpkin spice
• cuckoo clock
• cuddly teddy bear
• cup of "tea"
• cup of lukewarm tea
• cupcake-in-a-cup
• cursed Aztec tamale
• cursed chocolate doubloon
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed monkey glove
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed wishbone
• custom avatar form
• cute bow from beyond the stars
• daddy shortlegs leg
• daily dungeon malware
• damp bar rag
• damp old wallet
• dandy lion cub
• dark baconstone ring
• dark chocolate egg
• dark porquoise ring
• daub-breaker
• day shortener
• deactivated MicroMechaMech
• deactivated RoboGoose
• deactivated mini-Trainbot
• deactivated nanobots
• deactivated putty buddy
• dead guy's piece of double-sided tape
• dead meat bun
• deadly nightshade
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• debonair deboner
• decaying wooden oar
• decaying wooden paddle
• deck of lewd playing cards
• decomposed boot
• deed to Oliver's Place
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delectable catalyst
• delicious comfit?
• delicious star salad
• deluxe layer cake
• demon makeup kit
• demonic paste
• dense meat crossbow
• depleted Crimbonium football helmet
• designer sweatpants
• designer sweatpants (new old stock)
• detective roscoe
• detective school application
• detective tattoo
• detour shield
• devil's-food cake
• devil-summoning hat
• deviled candy egg
• diabolical crossbow
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• dilapidated wizard hat
• dirt julep
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• discarded button
• disco biscuit
• discocktail
• disconnected intergnat
• disintegrating barrel
• distention pill
• distilled resin
• do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit
• dog ointment
• doll-eye amulet
• dollar sign
• doppelshifter egg
• double barreled barrel gun
• double entendre
• double-candied yams
• dove DNA
• dreadful box
• dream of a dog
• dreaming Jung man
• dregs of a Crimbo cocktail
• dried gelatinous cube
• drink chit
• drinks tray
• dripping meat staff
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy candy bar
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy nugget
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy plum(?)
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drippy stein
• drive-by shooting
• dromedary drinking helmet
• droppable microphone
• drug cocktail sauce
• druidic s'more
• dry vodka martini
• duct tape wallet
• dude ranch souvenir crate
• dumb mud
• dungeon dragon chest
• dusty animal skull
• dusty barrel
• dusty bottle of blood
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left kneecap
• dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
• ear candle
• ear poison
• earthenware muffin tin
• edible alien plant bit
• eel skin
• eelskin pants
• egg gun
• eggwater
• eighth plague
• elbow soup
• eldritch alignment spray
• eldritch concentrate
• eldritch dough
• eldritch elixir
• eldritch essence
• eldritch extract
• eldritch hammer
• eldritch hat
• eldritch ichor
• eldritch mushroom
• eldritch mushroom pizza
• eldritch pants
• eldritch rub
• eldritch scanner
• eldritch tincture
• eldritch tincture (depleted)
• electric mushroom
• electric pants
• electrician's hardhat
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• elemental paste
• elemental sugarcube
• elevenderizing hammer
• elevennis shoes
• elevent
• elf army field rations
• elf sleeper agent
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• emergency glowstick
• emergency margarita
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty hourglass
• empty lava bottle
• energized spores
• enhanced signal receiver
• envelope full of Meat
• epic cluster
• equal sign
• eraser nubbin
• ert grey goo ring
• essential cameraderie
• essential soy
• etched hourglass
• eternal knot tattoo
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil-ass club
• exactly-three-shaped box
• excitement pill
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• exotic parrot egg
• expensive champagne
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• expired MRE
• expired bottle of peppermint schnapps
• expired can of franks 'n' beans
• exploding cigar
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-grubby grub
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• extra-heavy BRICKO brick
• extra-strength goo
• extra-toasted half sandwich
• extremely slippery nipple
• eyebrow lifter
• fairy-worn boots
• fake cocktail
• fake washboard
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy calligraphy pen
• fancy chess set
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• farfalle bow tie
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• feathered headdress
• festive egg sac
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• figurine of an ancient seal
• figurine of an armored seal
• filet of The Fish
• filled mosquito
• filthy monkey head
• fin-bit wax
• fire ant pheromones
• fire crackers
• fire hose
• fire-roasted lake trout
• fireman's lunch
• fireproof skip lid
• fish head
• fish sauce
• fish scimitar
• fish stick cozy
• fishbone belt
• fishbone bracers
• fishbone catcher's mitt
• fishbone corset
• fishbone facemask
• fishbone fins
• fishbone kneepads
• fishcake
• fishelada
• fishin' hat
• fishy fish lasagna
• fishy paste
• fishy wand
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• five-fingered fern resin
• fixed-gear bicycle
• fixodent
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming nose
• flamingo mallet
• flapper floppers
• flapper fly
• flask of Gnomochloric acid
• flask of egggrog
• flask of embalming fluid
• flask of hamethyst juice
• flask of mining oil
• flask of moonshine
• flat cider
• flat mushroom wine
• fleetwood mac 'n' cheese
• fleetwood macaroni
• fleshy lump
• fleshy putty
• flimsy hardwood scraps
• floaty gravel
• floaty pebbles
• floaty rock
• floral-print skirt
• flour cookie
• fluid of fudge-finding
• flypaper staff
• flytrap bezoar
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• foam pistol
• foggy glass globe
• folder (D-Team)
• folder (Ex-Files)
• folder (Jackass Plumber)
• folder (KOLHS)
• folder (Knight Writer)
• folder (Seawolf)
• folder (Yedi)
• folder (barbarian)
• folder (blue)
• folder (catfish)
• folder (dancing dolphins)
• folder (green)
• folder (heavy metal)
• folder (holographic fractal)
• folder (magenta)
• folder (owl)
• folder (rainbow unicorn)
• folder (red)
• folder (skull and crossbones)
• folder (smiley face)
• folder (sports car)
• folder (sportsballs)
• folder (tranquil landscape)
• folder (wizard)
• folder (yellow)
• food mailing list
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• forest spirit rattle
• fortifying hot cocoa
• fountain 'soda'
• four-leaf potato sprout
• fragile Christmas ornament
• fragment of Jarlsberg's soul
• frankincenser
• free boots
• freightcake
• french-fry grabber
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• freshwater fishbone
• fried air
• frigid derringer
• frigid-ass club
• frontwinder skin
• frost-rimed desk bell
• frost-rimed seal hide
• frozen seal spine
• frozen tofu pop
• fruit basket
• fruit-stuffed rumcake
• fruity pebble
• fudge cube
• fudge spork
• fudge-shaped hole in space-time
• fudgesicle
• funhouse mirror
• funky junk key
• furry skirt
• fusilli marrownarrow
• fusillocybin
• fuzzy bracelets
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gaffer's tape
• gallon of milk
• gamma nog
• garbage sticker
• gasmask
• gator shades
• gattoo
• gazely stare
• gelatinous meat mass
• generic restorative potion
• ghast iron Garibaldi
• ghast iron cleaver
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghast iron heater shield
• ghast iron ingot
• ghost beer
• ghost pencil
• ghost pickle on a stick
• ghost shawl
• ghostly dagger
• ghostly pickling solution
• giant candy cane
• giant diamond ring
• giant free-range mushroom
• giant glass of brandy
• giant green gummi bear
• giant green gummi ingot
• giant red gummi bear
• giant red gummi ingot
• giant stuffed bugbear
• giant yellow gummi bear
• giant yellow gummi ingot
• gilded BRICKO brick
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• ginger beer
• gingerbread cigarette
• gingerbread dog treat
• gingerbread gavel
• gingerbread hoodie
• gingerbread mask
• gingerbread moneybag
• gingerbread mug
• gingerbread nylons
• gingerbread pirate
• gingerbread pistol
• gingerbread restraining order
• gingerbread smartphone
• gingerbread spice latte
• gingerbread tophat
• gingerbread trousers
• gingerbread waistcoat
• gingerbread wine
• gingernade
• gingerservo
• ginseng
• glass casserole dish
• glass of "milk"
• glass of drippy wine
• glass pie plate
• glimmering buzzard feather
• glimmering phoenix feather
• glimmering roc feather
• glob of cream cheese
• glob of extra-green chlorophyll
• glob of melted wax
• gloomy black mushroom
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing frisbee
• glowing spore pod
• glyph of athleticism
• gnashing teeth
• gnat lasagna
• gnawed-up dog bone
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• goblin water
• gold tooth
• golden banana
• golden fleece
• golden gum
• golden gun
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden sausage
• golden tattoo gun
• goo magnet
• good gravy
• goodberry
• gooey drippy candy bar
• gooey lava globs
• googly chest eyes
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gooified animal matter
• gooified mineral matter
• gooified vegetable matter
• gory drippy orb
• gourmet gourami oil
• government
• government per-diem
• government-issue identification badge
• government-issued candy
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• gravy boat
• gravy skin
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• grease cannon
• grease gun
• greasy desk bell
• greasy paste
• great old fashioned
• greedy ghostling
• green LavaCo Lamp™
• green bean casserole
• green cloth cap
• green drunki-bear
• green hamhock
• green lava globs
• green marshmallow
• green pill
• green pixel potion
• green rock candy
• green rocket
• green-iced sweet roll
• gregarious ghostling
• grey cube
• grey down vest
• grey gosling
• grilled cheese sandwich
• grinning ghostling
• grinning turtle
• grip key
• grisly shield
• grizzled bearskin
• grog nuts
• groggipop
• groggles
• grogtini
• grouper fangirl
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• guffin
• guild application
• guilty sprout
• gummi ammonite
• gummi belemnite
• gummi canary
• gummi sword
• gummi trilobite
• gumshoes
• gunner's daughter
• gunwale
• gunwale whalegun
• hacked gibson
• haemolymphnode
• hair of the calf
• hair oil
• half double fruitcake
• half-digested rat
• half-height cigar
• half-height unicycle
• ham steak
• hambrosier
• hamethyst-handled sixgun
• hamlet sandwich
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand of cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved bokken
• hand-carved bow
• hand-carved staff
• hand-crafted candy cane
• handful of Boltsmann bearings
• handful of bees
• handful of drink tickets
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of napalm
• handful of split pea soup
• handful of toilet paper
• handyman "hand soap"
• hangman's hood
• hard cocoa
• hard rock
• hard spore pod
• hardboiled egg
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardening cream
• hardware upgrade
• hare brush
• hare pin
• harpoon
• haunted bindle
• haunted bottle of vodka
• haunted cherry pie
• haunted doghouse
• haunted eggnog
• haunted flame
• haunted martini
• haunted orange
• haunted pizza
• hawk
• hawkface potion
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• hazmat helmet
• head of emberg lettuce
• head-mounted Trainbot
• headless sparrow
• heart-shaped crate
• heavy crown
• heavy-duty Crimbot aerial
• hell in a bucket
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hi-octane carrot juice
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• hibernating robot reindeer
• high-end ginger wine
• high-speed upgrade
• high-temperature mining drill
• high-test fishing line
• hippo tutu
• hippopotamus skirt
• hipster cocktail
• hobo fortress blueprints
• hobo monkey
• hobo paste
• hobo stogie
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• hollow rock
• homeless hobo spirit
• homemade robot
• homemade robot gear
• homeopathic healing powder
• honey bun of Boris
• honey-drenched ham slice
• hopeful candle
• hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa
• hot button candy
• hot cluster
• hot clusterbomb
• hot cocoa au beurre
• hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
• hot daub
• hot egg
• hot hi mein
• hot jelly
• hot spore pod
• hot wine
• hot-ass club
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• huge Crimbo cookie
• huge mosquito proboscis
• human musk
• humble pie
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hunk of granite
• hyperinflated seal lung
• iFlail
• iShield
• ice baby
• ice cream sandwich
• ice pick
• ice skate decoy
• ice skates
• ice wine
• iceberg lettuce
• icy mushroom wine
• illegal firecracker
• illicit fish sauce
• imaginary lemon
• imbued seal-blubber candle
• imitation crab zoea
• immense ballet shoes
• immense free-range mushroom
• imported taffy
• improved martini
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incense bath ball
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indescribably horrible paste
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial frosting
• industrial lubricant
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• industrially-crushed ice
• inert sludgepuppy
• infant sandworm
• infernal snowball
• infinite BACON machine
• inflammable leaf
• inflatable LT&T telegraph office
• inflatable baseball bat
• infrablack lipstick
• initiative shawarma
• innuendo
• insulated gold wire
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• internet point
• intricate clockwork big hand
• intricate clockwork birdhouse
• intricate clockwork cuckoo
• intricate clockwork disc
• intricate clockwork little hand
• intricate clockwork numeral I
• intricate clockwork numeral II
• intricate clockwork numeral III
• intricate clockwork numeral IV
• intricate clockwork numeral IX
• intricate clockwork numeral V
• intricate clockwork numeral VI
• intricate clockwork numeral VII
• intricate clockwork numeral VIII
• intricate clockwork numeral X
• intricate clockwork numeral XI
• intricate clockwork numeral XII
• intricate music box parts
• invisibility cream
• invisible potion
• iron helmet
• ironic knit cap
• irritability potion
• isotophat
• jagged tooth
• jalapeño slices
• jamfish jam
• janitor sponge
• janitor's mop
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of magical relish
• jar of psychoses (Jick)
• jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)
• jar of psychoses (The Old Man)
• jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)
• jingle bell
• jingling spore pod
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• jug of "wine"
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• jug of booze
• juggling ball
• junk band
• junk food
• junk-mail shirt
• karma shawarma
• kelp-holly drape
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kevlateflocite helmet
• khaki duffel bag
• kilopede skull
• king cookie
• kitten burglar
• kitty sheet music
• knight cookie
• knobby kneepads
• knoll mushroom wine
• kobold treasure hoard
• lab-grown meat
• labrador cookie
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• large tankard of ale
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers club card
• lava balaclava
• lava cake
• lavalarva
• lead collar
• lead umbrella
• leafy browns
• leechknife
• left bear arm
• left bracket
• leftover chocolate bar
• leftover pasty
• leftovers
• leftovers sandwich
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• lemonhead caviar
• less-than-three-shaped box
• li'l ghost costume
• li'l orphan tot
• licorice snake
• limepatch
• linguini immondizia bianco
• linguini of the sea
• linoleum helmet turtle
• linoleum meat stack
• lip soup
• liquid SONAR
• liquid bread
• liquid ice
• liquid ice pack
• liquid rhinestones
• lit leaf lasso
• literal grasshopper
• little deuce cape
• little red .epub file
• live lobster
• liver popsicle
• livid energy
• llama lama cria
• loaf of alien bread
• loaf of soda bread
• loafers
• locked mumming trunk
• lodestone
• long pork lasagna
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• loose purse strings
• lost elf luggage
• love
• low tide martini
• lowercase a
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky cat statue
• lucky gold ring
• lucky lighter
• lucky moai statuette
• lucky napkin
• lucky rabbitfish fin
• lump of Saccharine Maple sap
• lump of bauxite
• lump of black ichor
• lump of loyal latite
• lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter
• lupine appetite hormones
• lustrous drippy orb
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• lynyrdskin breeches
• lynyrdskin cap
• lynyrdskin tunic
• machine elf capsule
• macroplane grater
• mafia wedding ring
• magical battery
• magical pony: Dusk Shiny
• magical pony: Pearjack
• magical pony: Rosey Cake
• magical pony: Shutterfly
• magical pony: Spectrum Dash
• magical pony: Uniquity
• magical sausage
• magical sausage casing
• magnetic field
• magnum of fancy champagne
• makeshift castanets
• makeshift crane
• makeshift sixgun
• mama's squeezebox
• mana-basted tofurkey leg
• mana-coated yams
• mana-fortified cranberry sauce
• mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
• mangled squirrel
• mannequin leg
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• marine aquamarine
• marshmallow bomb
• marshroom
• martiny
• mashed potatoes
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• massive wrench
• mayo pump
• meat shield
• meatball
• meatball machine
• meaty helmet turtle
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium slimy cyst
• medium stone triangle
• megacopia
• melty plastic grenade
• meme generator
• memory of a CA base pair
• memory of a CG base pair
• memory of a CT base pair
• memory of a GT base pair
• mentholated wine
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• metallic foil bow
• metallic foil cat ears
• metallic foil radar dish
• metandienone
• meteor shower cap
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• micronova
• milestone
• military candy cane
• military orb
• military-grade peppermint oil
• mime army challenge coin
• mime army rations
• mime eraser
• mimeplasm
• mince pie
• mini kiwi
• mini kiwi aioli
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi egg
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• mini-marshmallow dispenser
• mini-zeppelin
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature coffin
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature life preserver
• miniature pruning shears
• miniature tophat
• miniscule beatbox
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• misshapen animal skeleton
• missing semicolon
• moai toai
• moaiball
• model train set
• moist barrel
• moist sack
• mole skin notebook
• molehill mountain
• molten medallion
• monkey barf
• monstrous monocle
• moomy dust
• moon-amber
• moon-amber necklace
• moosemeat pie
• moreltini
• morning dew
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine
• mother's necklace
• mouldering barrel
• mourning wine
• moustache sock
• mouth-watering mayolus
• moxie magnet
• muddy skirt
• mulberry
• mulled berry wine
• mulled blood
• mulled hobo wine
• mulled wine
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• murderbot component casing
• murderbot live wire
• murderbot mask
• murderbot memory chip
• murderbot monofilament
• murderbot plasma rifle
• murderbot power cell
• murderbot shield unit
• murderbot spring injector
• murderbot whip
• muscular soup
• mushroom filet
• mushroom slab
• mushroom tea
• mushroom whiskey
• mutant cactus bud
• mutant crown
• mutant fire ant egg
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant legs
• mutant rattlesnake egg
• mutated candy lump
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chemical residue
• mysterious chest
• mystery lollipop
• nachos of the night
• name change form
• nanorhino credit card
• nasty desk bell
• nasty gum
• nasty-ass club
• nativity shorts
• natural magick candle
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• neg grog
• nega-mushroom wine
• neoprene skullcap
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• new habit
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• ninja pirate zombie robot
• ninja pirate zombie robot head
• ninjammies
• noir fedora
• non-Euclidean angle
• non-stick pugil stick
• normal barrel
• norwhal helmet
• nosy nose ringy ring
• not-a-pipe
• note from Clancy
• nothingtini
• novelty monorail ticket
• nugget of nicksilver
• nugget of sicksilver
• nugget of thicksilver
• nugget of ticksilver
• numberwang
• nutcracking pliers
• nylon Christmas stockings
• odor extractor
• off-hand balloon
• officer's nog
• oil-filled donut
• oily golden mushroom
• ojo de pez burrito
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old-school pirate grog
• olive stir-fry
• one million meat pancakes
• one piece of bubble gum
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill
• one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach
• one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• onyx bishop
• onyx king
• onyx knight
• onyx pawn
• onyx queen
• onyx rook
• opium grenade
• orange traffic cone
• orc paste
• organ grinder
• organic potpourri
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami riding crop
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• out-of-work circus flea
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• overly-fancy hot cocoa
• overpowering mushroom wine
• oversized ice molecule
• oyster egg balloon
• oyster sauce
• packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged June cleaver
• packaged Jurassic Parka
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged backup camera
• packaged cold medicine cabinet
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged luxury garment
• packaged miniature crystal ball
• packaged model train set
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of orchid seeds
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• paint palette
• pair of candy glasses
• pair of ragged claws
• pair of scissors
• panicked kernel
• pantogram
• paper-plate-mail pants
• paperclip sproinger
• papier-mâché base
• papier-mâché bowl
• papier-mâché handle
• papier-mâché plaque
• papier-mâché trophy piñata
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• parisian cathouse
• party mouse hat
• party pup
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• patch of extra-warm fur
• patent aggression tonic
• patent alacrity tonic
• patent invisibility tonic
• pea brittle
• peace shooter
• peace turkey outline
• pearl diver's necklace
• pearl diver's ring
• peasco sour
• peaza
• pebble of proud pyrite
• pebblebräu
• pecan pie
• pegfinger
• penguin paste
• penguinskin mini-skirt
• peppermint bomb
• peppermint crook
• peppermint donut
• peppermint parasol
• peppermint patty
• peppermint pegleg
• peppermint sprig
• peppermint sprout
• peppermint syrup
• peppermint tack
• peppermint twist
• peppermint-scented socks
• percent sign
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfect cosmopolitan
• perfect dark and stormy
• perfect mimosa
• perfect negroni
• perfect old-fashioned
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• pernicious cudgel
• personal raindrop
• personalized wassail stein
• pet anchor
• pet anemone
• pet bad vibe
• pewter candlestick
• pewter shavings
• ph balancer
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• photo booth sized crate
• pickelhaube
• pickled bread
• pickled egg
• pickled grasshopper
• picture of you
• piece of cake
• piggy tattoo
• pile of Trainbot parts
• pile of dirt
• pile of dungeon junk
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pile of useless robot parts
• pine cone necklace
• ping-pong ball
• ping-pong paddle
• piracetam
• pirate encryption key (complete)
• pirate encryption key alpha
• pirate encryption key bravo
• pirate encryption key charlie
• pirate encryption key delta
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate paste
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• pirate zombie head
• pirate zombie robot head
• piratical blunderbuss
• pirrrate's currrse
• piscatini
• pixel banana
• pixel beer
• pixel bread
• pixel chain whip
• pixel coin
• pixel daiquiri
• pixel energy tank
• pixel grappling hook
• pixel holy water
• pixel lemon
• pixel morning star
• pixel orb
• pixel pill
• pixel rock
• pixel stopwatch
• pixel whip
• pixel whiskey
• pixellated moneybag
• pixie axie
• plaid pocket square
• plaid skirt
• plain brown wrapper
• plain calzone
• plain candy cane
• plain paper hat
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic bib
• plastic cup of flat beer
• plastic doll arms
• plastic doll legs
• plastic piranha pot
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic spider ring
• plate of Frigid Northern Beans
• plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans
• plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans
• plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans
• plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas
• plexifoam chin strap
• plumber's lunch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plus one
• plush ferrelf
• plush mutated alielephant
• plush mutated alielf
• plush sea serpent
• pocket lint (blue)
• pocket lint (green)
• pocket lint (orange)
• pocket lint (white)
• pocket maze
• pogo stick
• pointy mushroom wine
• poisonsettia
• polished moon-amber
• polo trophy
• polyeaster egg
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• pompadour'd puppy
• pool shark hair oil
• popcorn
• porcelain candy dish
• porcelain powder
• porquoise-handled sixgun
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable Othello set
• portable Spacegate
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable pantogram
• portable ping-pong table
• portable steam unit
• portable wall
• potato alarm clock
• potato jacket
• potato masher
• potion of spiritual gunkifying
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• pottery barn owl figurine
• powdered dice
• powdered gold
• powdered madness
• powdered oxygen
• power seed
• prank Crimbo card
• praying Grim Brother
• precision snowball
• pregnant gloomy black mushroom
• pregnant oily golden mushroom
• prescription noodles
• present
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• pressurized potion of possessiveness
• pressurized potion of proficiency
• pretty pink bow
• priceless diamond
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien booze
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien mask
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien salad
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• pristine piranha seed
• pro skateboard
• profane eye patch
• prohie's hat
• projectile chemistry set
• propeller beanie
• protein paste
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• prototype stimulant
• psychedelic bubble wand
• psychokinetic energy blob
• pulled indigo taffy
• pulled orange taffy
• pulled yellow taffy
• pumpkin pie
• pumpkin spice whorl
• punching mirror
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• putty coat
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum of familiar
• quantum polarity inducer
• quantum watch
• queen cookie
• question juice
• questionable taco
• quicksilver ring
• quicksilver spurs
• quirky accordion
• radio button candy
• radioactive chew toy
• radioactive spider venom
• raffle prize box
• raffle ticket
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow glitter candle
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• ramekin of space nuts
• rare oboe
• rat carcass
• ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• rattlesnake enrager
• ravenous eye
• raw bread
• raw cranberry sauce
• raw gravy
• raw mincemeat
• raw stuffing
• real cowboy hat
• really nice lump of coal
• really nice net
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto
• recovered cufflinks
• red LavaCo Lamp™
• red and white claret
• red class ring
• red coin
• red drunki-bear
• red lava globs
• red mana
• red money bag
• red plumber's boots
• red rocket
• red tulip
• red white and blue claret
• red-and-green microcamera
• red-headed corpse
• red-hot knucklebone
• red-hot medallion
• red-soled high heels
• red-spotted snapper roe
• redwood rain stick
• refrigerated biohazard container
• refurbished air fryer
• regular-size brogurt
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reliable sixgun
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• repeating crossbow
• replica Elf Guard medal
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• residual zeal
• respected companion biscuit
• reverse Tantalus
• rhinestone cowhorn
• rhinoceros horn
• ribcage rollcage
• riboflavin
• rigging knot
• right bear arm
• ring
• ring of teleportation
• ring of telling skeletons what to do
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
• robin flan
• robin nog
• robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.
• rock lobster
• rocket fuel
• rocky road ice cream
• roll of drink tickets
• roller skate decoy
• rook cookie
• room scale green bean casserole
• root beer
• rope with some soap on it
• rotten tomato
• rotting barrel
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber cape
• rubber doll body
• rubber doll head
• rubber nubbin
• rubber spatula
• rum ball
• rum-soaked fruitcake
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• rusty diving helmet
• rusty metal greaves
• rusty staff
• rusty valve wheel
• rutabuga bag
• salmagumdi
• salt plum sake
• salted mutton
• saltwaterbed
• salty drippy candy bar
• sampler size toothpaste
• sandcastle
• sandpaper
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sausage golem
• sausage without a cause
• sausage wonton
• savings bond
• savory dry noodles
• savory staff
• savory sword
• sawed-off blunderbuss
• scabrous seal epaulets
• scale-mail underwear
• school spirit socket set
• scimitar cozy
• scrap metal
• scrap of shadow
• scrap of sticky paper
• scroll case
• scroll of minor invulnerability
• scroll of protection from lycanthropes
• scrunchie tourniquet
• sea cape
• sea holster
• sea honeydew
• sea mantle
• sea shawl
• sea truffle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal lube
• seal-toothed rock
• seared dino steak
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• secret from the future
• security automa-core
• seegar butt
• self-repairing earmuffs
• senate fly thorax
• sentient meat mass
• sequin-encrusted sweater
• set of Unobtainium straps
• severed flipper
• sew-on bandage
• sewing kit
• shadow bread
• shadow brick
• shadow candle
• shadow candy
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow flame
• shadow fluid
• shadow glass
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow ice
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow nectar
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow sausage
• shadow sinew
• shadow skin
• shadow stick
• shadow trousers
• shadow venom
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shadowy seal eye
• shaker of dry rub
• shaking skull
• shamanic beads
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• sharp tin strip
• shim of shame shale
• shining goblet
• shiny gold fronts
• shipwright's hammer
• shoe gum
• shoo-fish pie
• shopkeeper beard
• short beer
• short glass of water
• short stack of pancakes
• short stick of butter
• short white
• shortest-order cook
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shot of granola liqueur
• shot of wasp venom
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shovelful of dirt
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
• shroomtini
• sicksilver ring
• sicksilver spurs
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal fragment
• signal receiver
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silky pirate drawers
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver cow skull
• silver keg
• silver sausage
• silver shotgun shell
• silver table-scraper
• simple AI
• single entendre
• single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad
• single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration
• single swig of vodka
• single-use dust mask
• sinister altar fragment
• sinister ancient tablet
• sinister demon mask
• sinistral homunculus
• six-armed sweater
• six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola
• sizzling desk bell
• sizzling seal fat
• skeleton quiche
• skeleton skis
• skeletortoise
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• ski resort souvenir crate
• skin oil
• skull capacitor
• skull gearshift knob
• skulldozer egg
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleaze cluster
• sleaze clusterbomb
• sleaze jelly
• sleazy hi mein
• sleeping patriotic eagle
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping profane parrot
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slide rule
• slightly thicker filthy rags
• slime convention swag bag
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime shooter
• slime waders
• slime-covered club
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered greaves
• slime-covered helmet
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered shovel
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• slime-soaked sweat gland
• slimy chest
• slimy paste
• sludgesicle
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small pile of sand
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smoldering bagel punch
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smooth mushroom wine
• snakebite
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• sneakeasies
• sneaky wrapping paper
• snow halo
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• sober pill
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• software bug
• soilzerac
• solid asbestos box
• solid chrome box
• solid gold jewel
• solid linoleum box
• solid state loom
• sonar fishfinder
• sorority girl's box
• soup-chucks
• sour ball and chain
• souvenir flag
• space beast fur
• space blanket
• space chowder
• space heater
• space invader
• space jam toast
• space jellybicycle
• space needle
• space pirate treasure map
• space planula
• space port
• space trooper helmet
• space wine
• spagecialetti
• spaghetti breakfast
• spaghetti with rock-balls
• spant backplate
• spant chitin
• spant egg casing
• spant shield
• spant shoulderpads
• spant spear
• spant tendon
• spants
• spare battery
• spare chocolate parts
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparkling orb
• sparkly engagement ring
• spearfish fishing spear
• special clip: graveburpers
• special clip: squelchers
• special edition Batfellow comic
• spectral axe
• speed limit shield
• spider leg
• spiky turtle shoulderpads
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spinning wheel
• spirit bed
• spirit bell
• spirit blanket
• spirit gum
• spirit mattress
• spirit pillow
• spirit sheet
• splendid martini
• spooky cluster
• spooky clusterbomb
• spooky gravy fairy warlock hat
• spooky hi mein
• spooky jelly
• spooky pirate skeleton
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spooky toy wheel
• spray chrome
• spring shoes
• sprinkle-begging cup
• sprinkles
• squamous polyp
• squirming Slime larva
• squirmy violent party snack
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained hard candy
• standard-issue cupcake
• standards and practices guide
• star pop
• status cymbal
• stealth bomber
• steamed oyster
• steaming evil
• steel knuckles
• steel sword
• stench cluster
• stench clusterbomb
• stench jelly
• stepmom's booze
• stick-on mini solar panels
• sticky lava globs
• sticky sword blade
• still grill
• still-beating spleen
• stink-penny
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• stinky fannypack
• stinky hi mein
• stomp box
• stone baseball cap
• stone turtle
• strange paste
• strange stalagmite
• strange stone pyramid
• streetfighting champion's belt
• string of dingle balls
• structural ember
• stuffed "L"
• stuffed carpenter
• stuffed caterpillar
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed dodo
• stuffed kraken
• stuffed pocketwatch
• stuffed sabre-toothed lime
• stuffed walrus
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• stuffing fluffer
• styrofoam peanuts
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• sugar bunny
• sugar chapeau
• sugar fairy
• sugar raygun
• sugar shank
• sugar shillelagh
• sugar shirt
• sugar shorts
• sugar shotgun
• sugar sphere
• sugarplum ration
• suggestive strozzapreti
• sundae ration
• super good fruit
• super-heated leaf
• super-size brogurt
• super-strong air freshener
• super-sweet boom box
• super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)
• superduperball
• superduperheated metal
• superheated metal
• surgical tape
• sushi doily
• suspicious package
• suspicious stocking
• swamp haunch
• swamp lolly
• sweat-ade
• sweaty balsam
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• sweet tooth
• swirling mushroom wine
• swordzall
• synaptic soup
• synthetic dog hair pill
• synthetic rock
• tabletop candy dispenser
• tainted icing
• tainted seal's blood
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tangled mass of creepy pasta
• tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
• tankard of spiced rum
• tapped black lotus
• tarnished luggage key
• tarnished metal ring
• tasty louse
• tasty tart
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• teacher's pen
• tearaway pants
• temperance whiskey
• temporary tribal tattoo
• temporary yak tattoo
• tempura air
• tempura avocado
• tempura broccoli
• tempura carrot
• tempura cauliflower
• tempura cucumber
• tempura green and red bean
• tempura radish
• ten-leaf clover
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• terra panna cotta
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• thanksgiving turkey
• the Crymbich Manuscript
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the finger
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• thin gold wire
• third ear
• third-hand lantern
• thriftshop coupon
• throwin' ember
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dye headband
• tie-dyed fannypack
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• time shuriken
• tin cup
• tin drum
• tin of submardines
• tin roof (rusted)
• tin snips
• tin tam
• tin thermos of chai
• tinsel fin
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny ballet slippers
• tiny bindle
• tiny black hole
• tiny bust of Pallas
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker
• tiny handful of mixed nuts
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Abuela's cottage
• tiny plastic Armory
• tiny plastic Bar
• tiny plastic Cafe
• tiny plastic Captain Kerkard
• tiny plastic Cheer Core
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Factory
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic Professor What
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic caboose
• tiny plastic chem lab
• tiny plastic coal car
• tiny plastic dining car
• tiny plastic food lab
• tiny plastic locomotive
• tiny plastic nog lab
• tiny plastic passenger car
• tiny plastic primary lab
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny prop sword
• tiny sombrero
• tiny stillsuit
• toast with cold jelly
• toast with hot jelly
• toast with jam
• toast with sleaze jelly
• toast with spooky jelly
• toast with stench jelly
• toe jam toast
• tofu stir-fry
• tofu wonton
• toggle switch (Bartend)
• toggle switch (Bounce)
• tooth cap
• toothy trousers
• topeé
• topiary necktie
• topiary noseplugs
• topiary skunk
• topiary tights
• torquoise ring
• tortoboggan shield
• totally sweet mohawk helmet
• toxic mop
• toxo
• toy taijijian
• traffic jam toast
• train whistle
• training scroll: Shattering Punch
• training scroll: Snokebomb
• trampled ticket stub
• traumatic holiday memory
• trench coat
• trick coin
• trilobite candy mold
• triple barreled barrel gun
• tropical island souvenir crate
• tryptophan dart
• tube of pendulum lube
• turchucken
• turkey blaster
• turkish mostaccioli
• turtling rod
• twice-haunted screwdriver
• twist of lime
• twisted piece of wire
• twisted-up wet towel
• twitching space egg
• ultimate wad
• ultra-deluxe cupcake
• ultra-soft ferns
• ultracalcium
• unappetizing mayolus
• unbreakable umbrella
• uncanny desk bell
• uncapped blue lava bottle
• uncapped green lava bottle
• uncapped red lava bottle
• undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
• undissolvable contact lenses
• undrilled cosmic bowling ball
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• unfinished pleasure
• unholy water
• uniclops egg
• unidentifiable dried fruit
• uninteresting mayolus
• universal biscuit
• unlocked meat locker
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unopened tiny stillsuit
• unpowered Robortender
• unsmoothed velvet
• unspeakable lozenges
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unusual oil
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• urchin roe
• valuable coin
• vampagne
• vampyric cloake pattern
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• veiny spore pod
• velcro boots
• velcro paddle ball
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• very fancy whiskey
• vesper
• vial of humanoid growth hormone
• vicious spiked collar
• vinyl boots
• violent pastilles
• virgin jello shot
• viscous lava globs
• vodka barracuda
• vodka gibson
• vodka stinger
• void burger
• void lager
• void shard
• void stone
• voodoo doll
• voter registration form
• votive of confidence
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of spider silk
• waffle
• walkie-talkie
• warbear battle greaves
• warbear bearserker greaves
• warbear bearserker mead
• warbear black box
• warbear breakfast machine assembler
• warbear ceremonial party pants
• warbear dress bracers
• warbear dress greaves
• warbear dress helmet
• warbear electric long johns
• warbear electric warscarf
• warbear electro-spiked helm
• warbear empathy chip
• warbear energy bracers
• warbear fancy fedora
• warbear feasting bread
• warbear feasting mead
• warbear feathered fedora
• warbear fleece-lined long johns
• warbear fleece-lined warscarf
• warbear goggles
• warbear heated ushanka
• warbear high festival pants
• warbear laser bowtie
• warbear lined ushanka
• warbear liquid lasers
• warbear long johns
• warbear nuclear bowtie
• warbear officer greaves
• warbear party pants
• warbear plain helm
• warbear plain ushanka
• warbear plasma bowtie
• warbear polarized goggles
• warbear rejuvenation potion
• warbear snowblindness goggles
• warbear soda machine assembler
• warbear spiked helm
• warbear superpotion
• warbear warrior bread
• warbear warscarf
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warehouse clerk's glasses
• warehouse key
• warehouse walkie-talkie
• warm El Vibrato drone
• warm fur
• warm gravy
• warm mushroom
• warm war shawarma
• water balloon
• water wings for babies
• waterlogged bootstraps
• watermelon
• watermelon seed
• wax banana
• wax booze
• wax face
• wax hand
• wax pancake
• weasel stomping pants
• wedge of gray cheese
• weedy skirt
• weird gazelle steak
• western-style skinning knife
• wet tack
• whale cerebrospinal fluid
• whalecake
• whalegun
• whalesteak
• wheel of camembert
• whet stone
• whirled peas
• whiskey bittersweet
• whiskey squeeze
• white Crimbo ball
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white Xanadian
• white arm towel
• white belt
• white blood cells
• white candygram
• white earbuds
• white elephant gift
• white money bag
• white tulip
• white whip
• white wine
• whole roasted chicken
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• windicle
• witch's bra
• witch's brew
• wizard action figure
• woim
• woimbook
• wok lobster
• wolf whistle
• wooden spoon
• wool sock
• world's most unappetizing beverage
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• worthless gewgaw
• worthless trinket
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• wrestling mask
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus hair
• x-ray mirror
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• yellow candygram
• yellow drunki-bear
• yellow matter custard
• yellow pixel potion
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yellow rocket
• your own black heart
• yule grog
• yule hatchet
• yule pup
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zen motorcycle
• zombie dinosaur egg
• zombie monkey necklace