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| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #399 | Goodfella contract | 68 |
| #480 | Hippy Army MPE | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #948 | cranberries | 5 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #671 | grapefruit | 2 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #926 | handful of hand chalk | 8 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #728 | lemon | 20 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #617 | orange | 9 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #699 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #482 | reinforced beaded headband | 2 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #543 | round purple sunglasses | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #735 | strawberry | 4 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |