Museum :: maelstromata

maelstromata

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#987	33398 scroll	3
#1974	8-ball	2
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#1538	Angry Farmer candy	9
#773	Black No. 2	1
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#24	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1849	Crown of the Goblin King	10
#1361	Daffy Taffy	11
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#497	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#664	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	5
#512	Gaia beads	2
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#633	Gnollish flyswatter	2
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1065	Imp Ale	47
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#654	Knob Goblin elite helm	4
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#525	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#473	Knob Goblin firecracker	31
#602	Knob Goblin harem pants	4
#455	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#525	Knob Goblin pants	13
#624	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#507	Knob Goblin scimitar	13
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#519	Knob Goblin tongs	14
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#514	Knob mushroom	7
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#254	Knob stuffed shells	3
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#669	LED block	1
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#709	Mad Train wine	86
#400	Manetwich	1
#913	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	6
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#524	Now and Earlier	4
#463	Orcish baseball cap	5
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#443	PADL Phone	7
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1903	Rock Pops	11
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#566	Snow Queen Crown	2
#1027	Spam Witch sammich	2
#922	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
#402	Steal This Candy	4
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#618	Wint-O-Fresh mint	16
#1656	Yummy Tummy bean	67
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#678	arrrgyle socks	2
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1462	awful poetry journal	7
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#6540	badass belt	2
#430	balaclava	1
#1592	ball	2
#1234	bar skin	1
#487	baseball	7
#823	bat guano	2
#1017	bat wing	1
#784	batblade	1
#1006	batgut	3
#282	beanbag chair	1
#924	beer bomb	2
#465	beer bong	2
#671	beer helmet	1
#542	beer lens	2
#787	beertini	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#1498	bit of clingfilm	1
#589	black & tan	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#522	black pudding	2
#667	black shield	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#729	blackberry	3
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#874	bloody beer	2
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#1329	blue paisley oyster egg	3
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#1672	blue polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#380	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	11
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#409	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1150	bottle of rum	8
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#856	bottle of whiskey	14
#411	bottle opener belt buckle	3
#142	bow staff	1
#850	bowl of cottage cheese	6
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#643	bubbly potion	7
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#840	can of Red Minotaur	2
#555	can of Swiller	1
#213	can of fake snow	2
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#430	candied kobold	7
#2875	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#452	carbonated soy milk	3
#409	cardboard wakizashi	4
#625	carob chunks	2
#585	casino pass	3
#754	cast	7
#1249	chaos butterfly	13
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#59	chef skull	2
#220	chef's hat	55
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#816	cloudy potion	3
#494	cocktail napkin	3
#892	cocoa egg	4
#871	cocoa eggshell fragment	12
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#524	communications windchimes	3
#270	corn holder	4
#460	cornuthaum	7
#743	crazy little Turkish delight	4
#460	creamsicle	2
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#494	dark potion	15
#809	decorative fountain	1
#711	demon skin	4
#1267	dense meat stack	1
#526	depantsing bomb	2
#682	diamond-studded cane	4
#463	didgeridooka	3
#462	dirty hobo gloves	37
#776	disco ball	26
#543	disco mask	48
#720	disease	6
#345	dishrag	1
#367	disintegrating quill pen	15
#409	distressed denim pants	4
#1716	disturbing fanfic	2
#1640	doll house	1
#237	dope wheels	3
#395	double daisy	1
#611	drab sonata	3
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#801	dusty bottle of Merlot	5
#930	dusty bottle of Muscat	2
#745	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	7
#719	dusty bottle of Port	8
#290	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#313	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#295	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#283	dusty left eighth rib	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#306	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#305	dusty left fifth rib	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#296	dusty left ulna	1
#282	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#281	dusty right fourth front claw	1
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#308	dusty right ninth rib	1
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#299	dusty right sixth rib	1
#300	dusty right tenth rib	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#314	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#304	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#299	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#301	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#895	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#436	effervescent potion	22
#1554	eggnog	6
#914	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	4
#403	empty meat tank	6
#542	enchanted barbell	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#578	evil golden arch	8
#354	evil golden arches	1
#1086	eyepatch	1
#361	fancy bath salts	31
#1280	felt	6
#604	ferret bait	2
#651	filthy corduroys	4
#690	filthy knitted dread sack	3
#527	filthy poultice	1
#259	fine wine	25
#529	fire poi	1
#501	fizzy potion	14
#955	flaming crutch	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#497	foam noodle	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#367	forest tears	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#2153	fruitcake	4
#540	furniture dolly	1
#1254	furry fur	4
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#641	ga-ga radio	1
#661	gas balloon	1
#510	gauze garter	4
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#391	ghuol egg quiche	3
#878	ghuol guolash	2
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#343	giant foam finger	5
#905	giant needle	7
#1268	giant pinky ring	8
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#1336	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
#137	glass of goat's milk	100
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#953	glowing red eye	2
#157	goat beard	58
#131	goat cheese	279
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#396	gob of wet hair	30
#2190	googly eye	2
#658	gr8ps	2
#636	green beer	18
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#378	gremlin juice	4
#441	grog	2
#972	grouchy restless spirit	1
#4475	grue egg	2
#871	guitar pick	1
#1225	gyroscope	1
#2400	hamethyst	1
#328	hamethyst necklace	1
#87	hamethyst ring	3
#5202	handful of confetti	1
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#452	handful of pine needles	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#399	handful of walnuts	2
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#904	heavy D	9
#861	hellion cube	1
#693	helmet turtle	43
#385	henna face paint	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#797	herbs	4
#369	hermit permit	6
#966	hill of beans	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#437	hippy protest button	3
#611	hot katana blade	10
#725	hot wing	30
#577	inflatable duck	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#2406	irradiated candy cane	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#418	keg shield	2
#910	ketchup hound	1
#444	kick-ass kicks	2
#2060	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#348	knob ka-bobs	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
🥈	laser cannon	1
#3057	laser-broiled pear	1
#1486	lavender paisley oyster egg	2
#1590	lavender plastic oyster egg	2
#939	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1119	lavender striped oyster egg	2
#456	leaflet	1
#558	leather chaps	2
#896	leather mask	1
#744	leathery bat skin	1
#729	leathery cat skin	2
#1096	length of string	8
#869	linoleum ore	1
#437	linoleum staff	1
#245	loaded serum blowgun	16
#481	long pork	1
#609	long skinny balloon	6
#377	los chinos	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#78	lumbering jack	8
#2078	mafia aria	1
#683	magicalness-in-a-can	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#264	margarita	6
#420	mariachi pants	37
#948	mauve paisley oyster egg	3
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#1846	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1233	mauve striped oyster egg	3
#629	megatofu	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#335	milk of magnesium	1
#428	milky potion	21
#465	mind flayer corpse	14
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#467	molotov cocktail cocktail	4
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#686	mummy wrapping	5
#472	murky potion	15
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3074	nanite-infested candy cane	2
#3218	nanite-infested eggnog	1
#2618	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
#2715	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
#1183	nanofiber cloth	1
#443	natural fennel soda	2
#690	ninja hot pants	2
#137	nothing-in-the-box	6
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#2534	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1583	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#108	old-fashioned	8
#218	onion shurikens	1
#2042	oozenog	2
#435	orange peel hat	1
#1170	original G	1
#523	oriole-feather headdress	2
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#447	oversized pipe	4
#1889	oyster basket	1
#766	pail	11
#447	panty raider camouflage	1
#309	papaya sling	4
#619	papaya slung	1
#326	papaya taco	4
#556	pasta spoon	36
#1181	penguin skin	2
#399	perforated battle paddle	5
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#495	petrified time	1
#1016	phonics down	5
#954	photoprotoneutron torpedo	4
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#252	pine tar	2
#477	pitchfork	2
🥈	plexifoam chin strap	1
#2127	polyalloy shield	1
#1184	pool cue	1
#1784	porquoise	2
#848	potato sprout	2
#615	poutine	2
#424	powdered organs	2
#117	pr0n m4nic0tti	6
#1166	probability potion	1
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#2103	puce plastic oyster egg	1
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#443	pygmy pygment	1
#457	rat appendix kabob	1
#223	ravioli della hippy	1
#663	ravioli hat	23
#962	razor-sharp can lid	1
#2227	red paisley oyster egg	1
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1646	red striped oyster egg	1
#515	redrum	1
#437	reinforced beaded headband	4
#772	reodorant	1
#635	ring of aggravate monster	6
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#454	rockin' wagon	1
#858	roll of toilet paper	63
#475	round purple sunglasses	4
#480	royal jelly	11
#558	rubber axe	1
#652	ruby W	9
#679	rusty grave robbing shovel	2
#156	sabre teeth	111
#610	sake bomb	6
#416	salty dog	14
#462	salty slug	2
#68	sauce of the ages	2
#734	saucepan	39
#379	sausage bomb	1
#461	screwdriver	2
#1479	scroll of pasta summoning	1
#355	seal tooth	38
#674	seal-clubbing club	32
#330	shiny hood ornament	2
#2957	shiny ring	1
#373	shot of grapefruit schnapps	7
#282	shot of orange schnapps	12
#530	shot of tomato schnapps	3
#1225	skeleton bone	4
#397	slap and tickle	3
#861	smart skull	3
#466	smoky potion	17
#394	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	19
#475	snorkel	1
#802	snowboarder pants	1
#1347	sock monkey	1
#1281	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	2
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#520	sonar-in-a-biscuit	8
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#3789	spectre scepter	1
#831	spices	6
#443	spider web	85
#1573	spooky mushroom	1
#1154	spooky shrunken head	1
#1219	spooky stick	1
#1236	stolen accordion	7
#468	strawberry	22
#75	strawberry wine	40
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#8925	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
#2981	stuffed gray blob	1
#4801	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
#8884	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
#531	stunt nuts	1
#719	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
#956	super-spiky hair gel	14
#964	swashbuckling pants	1
#473	swirly potion	15
#1153	synthetic stuffing	1
#728	tambourine bells	1
#603	tarrrnish charrrm	1
#322	tattered scrap of paper	14
#500	teeny-tiny ninja stars	1
#539	tequila grenade	2
#1434	theoretical string	1
#1620	thin black candle	1
#536	thistle wine	1
#42	time helmet	1
#141	time sword	1
#43	time trousers	1
#1700	tiny house	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#8189	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#3954	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3873	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#3883	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#3860	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#8211	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#8250	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#8124	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#8174	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#8093	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8218	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8151	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8184	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8092	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#8057	tiny plastic grue	1
#4598	tiny plastic hermit	1
#8127	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#8067	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#8200	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8101	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#8109	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8100	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4467	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3892	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#3838	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#6198	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#8160	tiny plastic stab bat	1
#8135	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#127	tiny plastic sword	1
#4481	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#2702	toast	15
#1903	tofurkey gravy	3
#1885	tofurkey leg	3
#1238	top	3
#1591	toy hoverpad	1
#1384	toy train	1
#1197	toy wheel	5
#478	tree skirt	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#575	tube of dread wax	1
#248	tube of hair oil	1
#575	turtle totem	55
#693	unidentified jerky	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
#1509	valuable trinket	18
#589	viking helmet	10
#2534	vitachoconutriment capsule	3
#639	vodka and cranberry	1
#465	vodka martini	1
#383	vorpal blade	12
#1027	wad of dough	2
#586	wang	1
#510	war tongs	1
#779	water pipe bomb	8
#474	water wings	1
#313	whiskey and cola	6
#48	whiskey sour	69
#550	white chocolate and tomato pizza	3
#1058	white snake skin	1
#853	white sword	1
#446	wicker shield	2
#814	windchimes	1
#846	wolf mask	6
#932	wooden block	2
#191	wooden figurine	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#595	wool hat	1
#1158	wrench bracelet	1
#580	wussiness potion	12
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1583	yeti fur	4
#2364	yo-yo	1
#1018	zombie pineal gland	4

Wow, that's 3,262 items total!

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