Museum :: Fenghuang

Fenghuang

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1437	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2244	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4297	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#614	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#343	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2316	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1940	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2425	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#1731	Cloaca grenade	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1351	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1367	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#753	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4249	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#190	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2742	Drowsy Sword	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#297	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1006	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#738	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#171	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1199	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#851	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#180	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#131	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#158	ND	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#887	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#195	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#1076	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#1319	Senior Mints	1
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#121	Staff of the Soupbone	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#668	Sugar Cog	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#506	Swabbie™ swab	1
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#852	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#757	Typical Tavern swill	1
#709	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#335	abandoned candy	1
#207	abominable blubber	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#362	agua de vida	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#705	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#621	alphabet gum	1
#127	amber aviator shades	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#671	ancient protein powder	1
#533	ancient spice	1
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#679	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#631	ant agonist	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#624	antique bottle opener	1
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#896	antique helmet	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#905	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#486	around the world	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#1105	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#643	asshat	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#132	bag of many confections	1
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#1145	banana	1
#220	banana daiquiri	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#1234	bar skin	1
#122	bar whip	1
#962	barbed-wire fence	1
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#900	baseball	1
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#1017	bat wing	1
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#784	batblade	1
#1172	batgut	1
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#397	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#724	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#176	beer-soaked mop	2
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#381	big boom	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#377	bird rib	1
#469	black & tan	2
#202	black cherry soda	1
#510	black eyedrops	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1047	black pixel	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#726	black sword	1
#920	black-and-blue light	1
#892	blackberry	1
#168	blackberry combat boots	2
#151	blackberry polite	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#3303	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#827	blue class ring	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#878	blue snowcone	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#943	bone chips	1
#52	bone crusher	1
#429	bone flute	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#379	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#458	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#306	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#265	bottle of realpagne	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1072	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1368	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#1054	box	1
#4673	box of sunshine	9
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#242	boxing glove	1
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#454	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#92	brand new key	1
#748	briefcase	1
#625	broken sword	1
#591	bronze breastplate	1
#541	bronzed locust	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#96	bubble bauble bow	1
#616	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#968	bunny liver	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#849	burst hellseal brain	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#117	caipifruta	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#1817	can of Binarrrca	1
#1101	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#555	can of Swiller	1
#211	can of black paint	1
#164	can of starch	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2875	candied yams	1
#858	candy brain	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#1853	candy knuckles	1
#3829	candy stake	1
#745	cannonball charrrm	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#610	cardboard ore	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#173	carob brownies	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#873	casino pass	1
#1030	cast	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#818	catgut	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#802	cement sandals	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#1705	chaos butterfly	1
#89	charged magnet	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#83	chef skull	1
#1061	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#576	chintzy seal pendant	1
#116	chisel	1
#576	chloroform rag	1
#250	chocolate disco ball	1
#714	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#231	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#220	chocolate saucepan	1
#212	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#212	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#209	chocolate turtle totem	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#578	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#985	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#165	chrome stick	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#169	chrome sword hilt	1
#445	chunk of rock salt	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#46	clockwork staff	1
#70	clockwork sword	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#816	clown skin	1
#202	clownskin harness	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#611	cocktail napkin	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1222	cocoa egg	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#1139	cog	1
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#249	cold hi mein	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#374	cold wad	1
#681	colorful plastic ball	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
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Wow, that's 2,018 items total!

what items are this player missing?