Museum :: PlastikObst

PlastikObst

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#262	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#1438	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#31	25-meat staff	11
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#103	4-d camera	2
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#450	A. W. O. L. commendation	11
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#109	Alice's Army Sniper	2
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#73	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	4
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#42	Angry Farmer candy	5,069
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#26	Apathargic Bandersnatch	2
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#121	Asleep in the Cemetery	10
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#112	BGE merchandise order form	37
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#796	BGE shotglass	11
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#22	BRICKO reactor	28
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#85	BURT	337
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#1172	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	10
🥈	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	374
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#131	Ben-Gal™ Balm	11
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#28	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	13
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#34	BitterSweetTarts	306
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
🥉	Blatantly Canadian	68,451
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#23	Blizzards I Have Died In	16
#568	Blood Light	1
#19	Blue Diamond of Honesty	18
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#8	Bonerdagon necklace	393
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#7	Boss Bat britches	393
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#851	CRIMBCO mug	11
#84	CRIMBCO scrip	4,190
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#193	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
#203	CRIMBCOLOAF	11
#112	CSA all-purpose soap	11
#121	CSA bravery badge	11
#150	CSA cheerfulness ration	11
#152	CSA discount card	11
#335	CSA fire-starting kit	10
#139	CSA obedience grenade	11
#154	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	11
#113	Camp Scout pup tent	37
#33	Cerebral Cloche	6
#5	Cerebral Crossbow	226
#28	Cerebral Culottes	6
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#27	Chester's bag of candy	3
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#104	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	1
#246	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#6	Codpiece of the Goblin King	394
#78	Coily™	1
#401	Colander of Em-er'il	6
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1042	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#96	Crimbo stocking	1
#96	Crimbo ukulele	2
#350	Crimbo wreath	2
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#35	Crimbough	2
#2022	Crimboween memo	2
#345	Crimbuck	2,818
#51	Crown of Thrones	1
#1496	Crown of the Goblin King	14
#288	DNOTC Box	1
#27	Daffy Taffy	3,213
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#145	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	37
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#1168	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#9	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	67
#313	Divine	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#125	Dramatic™ range	11
#292	Drowsy Sword	65
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#11	Dyspepsi-Cola	11,609
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#808	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#699	Elder Turtle Shell	4
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#72	Elvish sunglasses	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#670	FDKOL commendation	37
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#167	FDKOL hotcakes	37
#31	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	11
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#14	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	11
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#21	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	2
#5	Frat Army FGF	1,475
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#212	Frosty's carrot	1
#264	Frosty's frosty mug	6
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#62	Frown Exerciser	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#369	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#8	Genalen™ Bottle	3,086
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1026	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#577	Gnollish pie tin	2
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#64	Gnollish toolbox	113
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#467	Go-Wassail	37
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#32	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	21
#37	Green Clover of Justice	35
#85	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#136	Gummy Brains	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#41	Hatorade	12
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#43	Heimandatz's heart	22
🥈	Hippy Army MPE	4,829
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#118	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
🥉	Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	5
#12	Hodgman's garbage sticker	3
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#8	Hodgman's imaginary hamster	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#64	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#144	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#24	Hodgman's whackin' stick	1
#247	Hollandaise helmet	17
#76	Humanitini	1
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#55	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#75	Imp Ale	3,972
#18	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	51
#1206	Instant Karma	1
#717	Iron Beta of Industry	8
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#304	Jocko Homo's head	6
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#33	Kentucky-style derby	11
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#35	Knob Goblin elite shirt	269
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#44	Knob Goblin love potion	626
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#913	Knob Goblin pants	2
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#914	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#34	Knob Goblin spatula	2,083
#51	Knob Goblin steroids	421
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#746	Knob Goblin visor	2
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#199	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#481	LED block	2
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#138	Lars the Cyberian	3
#39	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#145	Libram of Candy Heart Summoning	1
#112	Libram of Love Songs	1
#31	Lobos Mints	37
#145	Lobster qua Grill	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#112	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	171
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#837	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#257	Mace of the Tortoise	2
#100	Mad Train wine	1,120
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#17	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	586
#30	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	556
#403	Meat detector	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#38	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	304
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#31	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	4,223
#577	Microplushie: Bropane	12
#370	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
#628	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	4
#507	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	3
#643	Microplushie: Gothochondria	7
#514	Microplushie: Hippylase	17
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#427	Microplushie: Hobomosome	12
#643	Microplushie: Otakulone	11
#524	Microplushie: Raverdrine	10
#614	Microplushie: Sororitrate	9
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#26	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#50	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#36	Mountain Stream soda	3,731
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#55	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,687
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#91	Muschat	1
#20	My Own Pen Pal kit	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#374	NG	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#132	Necbro wafers	1
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#18	Neuromancer	196
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#204	Newbiesport™ tent	16
#149	Newman's Own Trousers	7
#610	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	8
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#98	Northern pemmican	1
#30	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
#58	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	41
#59	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	54
#49	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	55
#42	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	32
#36	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	34
#45	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	30
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#15	Ol' Scratch's ash can	5
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#32	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
#9	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	5
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#17	Ol' Scratch's stove door	3
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#43	Orange Star of Sacrifice	32
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#115	Order of the Silver Wossname	6
#15	Oscus's dumpster waders	4
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#16	Oscus's garbage can lid	3
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#25	Oscus's pelt	3
#6	PADL Phone	4,697
#92	PB&BP	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#52	Pain Dip	11
#32	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	41
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#196	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#135	PlexiPips	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#60	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	3
#113	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	11
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#18	Ram's Face Lager	7,532
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#26	Red Balloon of Valor	7
#128	Red Pill	3
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#36	Ring of the Sewer Snake	2
#32	Rock Pops	1,928
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#391	Safari Jack's moustache	4
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#661	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
#23	Schmalz's First Prize Beer	2
#129	Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome	1
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#29	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#15	Spooky Surprise Egg	1,229
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#773	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#669	Sugar Cog	1
#945	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
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#24	yellow plastic hard hat	11
#12	yellow plastic oyster egg	334
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#12	yeti fur	51,664
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2364	yo-yo	1
#7	yohohoyo	731
#148	zmobie	1

Wow, that's 2,526,999 items total!

what items are this player missing?