Museum :: M41C01M

M41C01M

Rank	Item	Quantity
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#53	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	4
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#296	BRAINS shorts	2
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#30	BRICKO bat	2
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#227	BitterSweetTarts	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#2315	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#2128	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#396	CSA fire-starting kit	2
#189	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	3
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#64	Candicaine	2
#51	Candy Alexander	2
#540	Chroner	2
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#61	Crazymaker	2
#1483	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#347	D roll	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#313	Divine	1
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#286	Friendliness Beverage	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#34	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
#164	Gearhead Goo	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#1440	Green Clover of Justice	1
#54	Green Giant	2
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#92	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#233	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
#22	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#790	Instant Karma	4
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1287	Jocko Homo's head	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Lollipop Drop	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1200	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#375	New Zealand iced tea	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#92	PB&BP	1
#154	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#196	Piddles	1
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#369	Red Pill	1
#1074	Safari Jack's moustache	1
#1050	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#492	Skully's hot chocolate	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#70	Small Medium	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#165	Stone Golem pebbles	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#109	Texas tea	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#1206	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#1055	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#807	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	5
#549	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	8
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#955	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#459	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	15
#152	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	4
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#290	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#563	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#114	Tome of Clip Art	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#33	Unagnimated Gnome	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#40	Underworld sapling	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#85	Vodka Matryoshka	1
#138	Wet Russian	1
#1954	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#771	Workytime Tea	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1568	adorable seal larva	1
#39	adventurer clone egg	1
#361	agua de vida	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2606	anniversary gift box	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#246	arrowgram	1
#487	arrrgyle socks	4
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#17	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
#1849	baby killer bee	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#2450	baconstone	1
#105	badass pie	1
#190	bag of GORF	2
#199	bag of GORP	2
#222	bag of QWOP	1
#502	bag of bones	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#864	bananagate	2
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#1192	bath ball gift set	2
#1447	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#73	beastly paste	2
#967	beer bomb	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#239	beer-scented teddy bear	2
#788	beertini	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#802	bilge wine	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#589	black & tan	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#159	blended frozen swill	1
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#826	blue class ring	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#941	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#137	blue tulip	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#301	bone aperitif	1
#943	bone chips	1
#277	bone meal	1
#184	booze-soaked cherry	2
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#408	bottle of fire	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#461	bottle of popskull	3
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#596	bottle of sewage schnapps	2
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#183	bowl of Jeal-O	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#6714	box of sunshine	2
#1334	boxed wine	1
#501	breaded beer	1
#142	breakfast miracle	1
#1380	brine	1
#128	briny vinegar	1
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#15	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
#21	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
#13	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#970	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#1889	can of CRIMBCOLA	2
#471	can of Swiller	2
#299	can of V-11	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#4134	candy cane	2
#3108	candy stake	2
#587	canopic jar	1
#1539	canteen of wine	3
#157	cartoon heart	1
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#419	cheap cigar butt	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#492	chloroform rag	2
#43	chlorophyll paste	2
#502	chocolate bath ball	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1753	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#157	club sandwich	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#257	confusing LED clock	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#311	corned-beef Reuben	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1818	corpsedriver	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#736	corrupted data	1
#38	cosmic paste	1
#486	cranberry schnapps	1
#485	cream stout	2
#200	creepy ginger ale	1
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#262	crystallized memory	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#181	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#145	d10	1
#164	d12	1
#141	d20	1
#107	d4	1
#109	d6	1
#131	d8	1
#585	dance card	1
#32	deactivated nanobots	1
#1292	dead guy's watch	1
#180	decanter of fine Scotch	1
#167	delectable fire ant	1
#203	delicious shimmering moth	2
#140	delicious stinkbug	2
#58	demonic paste	1
#1170	dense meat stack	2
#618	depantsing bomb	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1151	designer handbag	1
#75	dew yoana salacious lei	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#1622	dill	1
#923	distilled fortified wine	2
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1640	doll house	1
#231	dollar-sign bag	3
#1607	dollhive	1
#374	dreadlock whip	1
#10	dreaming Jung man	1
#466	drop of water-37	1
#367	drum of pomade	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2321	duct tape	1
#46	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
#38	dungeon dragon chest	1
#138	dungeoneering kit	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#163	ear poison	1
#5138	easter egg balloon	1
#71	ectoplasmic paste	1
#2363	eggnog	2
#172	eldritch dough	1
#156	electric snakebite	1
#489	electrical thingamabob	2
#1589	elven limbos gingerbread	2
#2080	elven cellocello	1
#289	elven hardtack	1
#199	elven magi-pack	1
#210	elven medi-pack	1
#1393	elven moonshine	2
#1396	elven socks	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#1304	empty agua de vida bottle	1
#44	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
#121	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#112	equal sign	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#95	expensive cigar	2
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#289	extra-see-thru nightie	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#314	extremely skinny jeans	1
#129	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
#1944	facsimile dictionary	1
#531	fairy gravy boat	1
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#2520	fancy chocolate	1
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#924	fancy opera glasses	1
#492	fancy seashell necklace	2
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#217	fat wallet	1
#605	ferret bait	2
#1427	festive holiday hat	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#796	filthy lucre	42
#602	filthy pestle	1
#880	fine wine	1
#39	fire axe	1
#529	fire poi	1
#134	fireball	1
#219	fireclutch	1
#82	fireman's helmet	1
#299	fistful of ashes	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#148	flaming sword	1
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#151	floaty gravel	1
#416	floaty pebbles	1
#987	floaty sand	1
#180	floorboard cruft	2
#100	fluid of fudge-finding	2
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#778	forbidden sausage	1
#378	fossilized baboon skull	1
#312	fossilized demon skull	1
#767	fossilized limb	1
#405	fossilized serpent skull	1
#701	fossilized spike	1
#563	fossilized spine	1
#710	fossilized torso	1
#696	fossilized wing	1
#371	fossilized wyrm skull	1
#1453	friendly cheez blob	1
#501	frigid mote	1
#128	frog lip-print	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#132	fruity girl swill	1
#380	fudge bunny	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#324	funhouse mirror	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#201	future drug: Coolscaline	1
#604	fuzzbump	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#662	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#443	gearbox necklace	2
#162	ghost beer	1
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#248	ghost protocol	2
#380	ghost trap	1
#494	ghostly body paint	1
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#564	giant foam finger	1
#109	giant grain of protein powder	1
#173	giant green gummi ingot	1
#241	giant marshmallow	1
#142	giant motorcycle boots	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#259	giant tube of black lipstick	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#275	gimlet	1
#320	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#214	gingerbread house	3
#2812	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#188	glass of warm milk	1
#47	glimmering buzzard feather	1
#64	glimmering great tit feather	1
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#74	glimmering raven feather	1
#109	glimmering roc feather	2
#1206	gloomy black mushroom	2
#65	glowing frisbee	1
#200	glowing fungus	1
#394	goat	1
#39	goblin paste	2
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#2776	golden ring	1
#1386	gray bow tie	1
#1909	green beer	1
#1030	green clay bead	1
#1010	green gummi ingot	1
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#112	grinning turtle	2
#5338	grue egg	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#241	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#84	gun cleaning kit	2
#415	guy made of bee pollen	6
#1225	gyroscope	1
#167	hamburger	1
#1934	hamethyst	2
#239	hamlet sandwich	1
#2518	handful of confetti	11
#369	handful of honey	2
#210	handful of numbers	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#170	heavy crown	1
#160	heavy leather-bound tome	1
#532	hellseal claw	2
#497	hellseal whisker	3
#180	hemp net	1
#1881	herringcello	1
#39	hibernating robot reindeer	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#53	hippy paste	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#39	hobo paste	2
#160	holiday log	1
#11	honey dipper	1
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#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 2,145 items total!

what items are this player missing?