Museum :: Galapagos James

Galapagos James

Rank	Item	Quantity
#76	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#111	"DRINK ME" potion	403
#22	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	4
#44	"KICK ME" sign	52
#216	"caramel" orange	2
#26	"meat" stick	210
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#4	0	409
🥈	1	205
#237	1-ball	24
#26	11-leaf clover	187
#434	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	14
#77	1952 Mickey Mantle card	81
#199	2-ball	33
#14	20-lb can of rice and beans	70
#123	25-meat staff	1
#182	3-ball	40
#60	30669 scroll	170
#179	33398 scroll	121
#62	334 scroll	108
#36	37x37x37 puzzle cube	208
#237	4-ball	25
#53	4-d camera	7
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#109	4-dimensional guitar	24
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#189	5-ball	36
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#195	6-ball	34
#190	64067 scroll	2
#60	668 scroll	31
#117	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	36
#233	7-ball	28
#25	7-inch discus	2
#216	8-ball	162
#30	8-billed baseball cap	7
#50	8-bit banana	6
#625	9-ball	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#28	A Light that Never Goes Out	7
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#968	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#79	ASCII fu manchu	3
#247	ASCII shirt	8
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#87	Abyssal ember	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#71	Adventurer bobblehead	2
#22	Affirmation Cookie	38
#9	Afternoon Delight	482
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#45	Agitated Turkey	2
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#46	Alewife™ Ale	91
#218	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#175	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#225	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#232	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#205	Alice's Army Guard	2
#182	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#213	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#169	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#216	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#256	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#207	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#266	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#174	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#206	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#47	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
#16	Amanitee	1
#39	Ambitious Turkey	50
#32	Amnesiac Ale	2
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#20	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#119	Amulet of Yendor	185
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#270	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#253	Angry Farmer candy	557
#189	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#61	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#15	Arrow (+1)	1,378
#69	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#171	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#27	Aura Libre	6
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#20	AutumnFest ale	147
#42	Aye Aye	2
#32	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#27	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
#32	Azurite	505
#312	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#80	BGE merchandise order form	47
#149	BGE pocket calendar	5
#374	BGE shotglass	18
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#32	BOOterfinger	13
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#199	BRICKO brick	920
#37	BRICKO bulwark	5
#24	BRICKO egg	1
#142	BRICKO eye brick	505
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#68	BRICKO pearl	3
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#21	BRICKO python	2
#57	BRICKO reactor	9
#86	BRICKO stud	4
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#28	BROS Energy Drink	51
#393	BURT	52
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#90	Bangyomaman battle juice	4
#46	Barney's rake	8
#79	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#535	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	22
#610	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#136	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	20
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#49	Bash-Ōs cereal	18
#42	Battlie Light Saver	51
#27	Beach Buck	411
#15	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#48	Beignet Milgranet	6
#115	Belt of Howling Anger	4
#107	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#15	Bicycle	1
#389	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#53	Big Punk	6
#83	Bit O' Ectoplasm	36
#53	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#73	BitterSweetTarts	54
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#87	Black Body™ spray	7
#28	Black Hole	6
#128	Black No. 2	97
#9	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	150
#156	Blackfly Chardonnay	37
#425	Blatantly Canadian	4
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#93	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
#174	Blood Light	25
#53	Bloody Nora	1
#273	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#90	Bohemian rhapsody	7
#10	Boltsmann ID badge	5
#66	Bone's Farm "wine"	21
#1518	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#35	Bonestabber	1
#77	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#52	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#43	Boris's key lime	20
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#396	Boris's ring	4
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#135	Boss Bat britches	85
#15	Boulevardier cocktail	35
#45	Bowl of Scorpions	20
#28	Boxing Day Pass	15
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#41	Bram's choker	4
#60	Brandonian footlocker key	32
#42	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
#13	Bright Water	18
#859	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#72	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
#38	Bugbearclaw Donut	7
#61	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	7
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#41	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	12
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#41	CRIMBCO mug	442
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#199	CRIMBCO wine	38
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#302	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#152	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#37	CSA bravery badge	357
#73	CSA cheerfulness ration	123
#85	CSA discount card	120
#203	CSA fire-starting kit	71
#39	CSA obedience grenade	490
#79	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	158
#34	Caipiranha	2
#79	Camp Scout pup tent	128
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#48	Candicaine	4
#29	Candy Alexander	5
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#60	Carpathian longsword	24
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#28	Chakra Libre	4
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#65	Charity's choker	4
#35	Charleston Choo-Choo	3
#6	Charter: Nellyville	22
#16	Ched	1
#17	Cheer-Up soda	61
#371	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#44	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#91	Chinese curse words	1
#26	Choco-Mint patty	58
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#54	Christmas ham	1
#11	Chubby and Plump bar	291
#29	Churchill	2
#47	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#83	Clara's bell	4
#331	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#49	Claybender glasses	15
#43	Cloaca Cola Polar	245
#853	Cloaca grenade	12
#702	Cloaca-Cola	36
#621	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	5
#97	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	23
#112	Cloaca-Cola helmet	18
#324	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
#110	Cloaca-Cola shield	19
#611	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#33	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	68
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#4	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1873	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#9	Coily™	7
#52	Coinspiracy	278
#527	Colander of Em-er'il	5
#95	Cold Hots candy	203
#42	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	22
#194	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#23	Comet Pop	83
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#7	Congressional Medal of Insanity	1
#70	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	20
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#14	Cool Brunch Pastaco	4
#290	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#203	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#82	Corpse Island iced tea	54
#46	Cosmic Calorie	1,644
#29	Covers-Your-Head	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#57	Cracklin' Oat Bran	13
#41	Crazymaker	4
#364	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#274	Crimbo Credit	26
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#210	Crimbo Factory surprise box	13
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#57	Crimbo candied pecan	671
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	9
#18	Crimbo crystal shards	25
#37	Crimbo dinner	33
#120	Crimbo food scraps	36
#52	Crimbo fudge	750
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#84	Crimbo peppermint bark	390
#56	Crimbo pie	90
#37	Crimbo salad	11
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#189	Crimbo train emergency brake	6
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#37	Crimbonium fuel rod	103
#38	Crimbosmopolitan	35
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#184	Crimbot battery	5
#414	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#352	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#364	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#411	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#329	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#274	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#1681	Crimboween memo	4
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#131	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#79	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#126	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	84
#78	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	10
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#75	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	877
#64	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#106	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	9
#33	Crimbuccaneer shirt	18
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#36	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	5
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#98	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
#1378	Crimbuck	275
#511	Crown of the Goblin King	49
#35	Cursed Punch	9
#17	Cycloney	1
#148	D roll	83
#90	DUFRESNE Suds	102
#8	Dad's brandy	380
#245	Daffy Taffy	135
#15	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	58
#16	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	24
#18	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	89
#16	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	34
#15	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	79
#17	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	64
#15	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	52
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#57	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#29	Dark & Starry	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#25	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	37
#71	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#552	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#368	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#14	Dinsey food-cone	5
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#661	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#43	Disgeist	3
#28	Dish of Clarified Butter	9
#313	Divine	1
#106	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	63
#453	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#32	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
#35	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#24	Doc's Limbering Wine	9
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#46	Dogsgotnonoz pills	10
#632	Dolphin King's crown	7
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#27	Doublepunchplanter	3
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#80	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	125
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#14	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	5
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#50	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	8
#410	Drowsy Sword	46
#31	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
#27	Drunken Neurologist	4
#22	Drunken Philosopher	5
#24	Drunkula's cape	1
#47	Dump Truck	3
#45	Duskwalker fangs	16
#43	Duskwalker syringe	46
#88	Dust bunny	27
#1133	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#353	Dyspepsi-Cola	188
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#113	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
#132	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	16
#494	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#94	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	20
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#30	Easter eggnog	3
#63	Easter grasshopper	1
#41	Eau de Guaneau	13
#98	Ecto-Cooler	11
#82	Effermint™ tablets	57
#32	Egnaro berry	1
🥇	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#245	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#87	El Vibrato power sphere	18
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#99	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#127	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#114	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	12
#180	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
#81	El Vibrato restraints	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#66	Elder Turtle Shell	17
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#23	Electric Punch	1
#64	Elf Army machine parts	44
#94	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	40
#25	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	4
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#28	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#25	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	4
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#80	Elf Guard MPC	3,648
#16	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	3
#9	Elf Guard broom	4
#13	Elf Guard clipboard	4
#20	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	17
#35	Elf Guard eyedrops	12
#24	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#19	Elf Guard hangover cure	3
#30	Elf Guard honor present	10
#43	Elf Guard hotpants	3
#15	Elf Guard insignia (general)	7
#68	Elf Guard insignia (private)	2
#5	Elf Guard mouthknife	43
#11	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	28
#37	Elf Guard patrol cap	4
#90	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#14	Elf Guard safety bear	9
#31	Elf Guard squirtgun	2
#13	Elf Guard strategic map	7
#53	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	2
#14	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	93
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#355	Elfin shortbread	2
#89	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#46	Elizabeth's paintbrush	4
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
🥈	Ellsbury's journal (used)	2
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#49	Elmley shades	29
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#26	Elvish delight	41
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#82	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#62	Enchanted Plunger	6
#17	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
#14	Engorged Sausages and You	2
#97	Ent cider	159
#35	Event Horizon	5
#93	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
#32	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#31	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#34	Eye Agate	27
#12	Eye and a Twist	122
#956	FDKOL commendation	2
#31	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#27	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	5
#82	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#168	Fantasma en la Máquina	9
#79	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	14
#55	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	30
#55	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	45
#26	Fauna Libre	5
#15	Faux	1
#23	Feliz Navidad	3
#255	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	43
#78	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	12
#23	Fettris	4
#969	Feynman gate	8
#4	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	2
#24	Firewater	5
#106	Fitspiration™ poster	10
#42	Five Second Energy™	1
#35	Flamin' Whatshisname	23
#29	Flaming Caipiranha	7
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#76	Flaming Mohobo	1
#32	Flaming Sazerorc	5
#14	Flan	1
#15	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	7
#24	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,915
#27	Flying Caipiranha	3
#49	Fog Murderer	8
#16	Frankly Mr. Shank	5
#103	Frat Army FGF	76
#35	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	14
#87	Freddy Kruegerand	151
#33	French bronilla brogurt	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#105	Friendliness Beverage	92
#31	Friendly Turkey	4
#8	Frigid Northern Beans	36
#93	Frogade	7
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#87	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#44	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
#10	Fun-Guy spore	65
#40	FunFunds™	420
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#34	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
#19	GOTO	570
#34	Gaia beads	158
#54	Galapagosian Cuisses	14
#264	Game Grid token	1
#150	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#49	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	14
#152	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#8	Gazelleton	1
#59	Gearhead Goo	14
#194	Genalen™ Bottle	13
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#13	Ghosprey	1
#9	Ghost Dog Chow	952
#19	Giant black monolith	6
#14	Glamare	1
#477	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#81	Glenn's golden dice	1
#42	Glo-Pop	8
#15	Globmule	1
#40	Glum berry	1
#89	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#133	Gnollish flyswatter	24
#102	Gnollish pie server	18
#529	Gnollish pie tin	3
#201	Gnollish plunger	14
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#96	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
#95	Gnollish toolbox	75
#28	Gnomish sagngria	3
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#729	Go-Wassail	12
#39	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	17
#31	Golden Mean	3
#61	Goodfella contract	860
#175	Gordon Bennett	2
#15	Gorillape	1
#84	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	3
#42	Grasshopper	2
#135	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#28	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
#22	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	6
#10	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#39	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#204	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#37	Great Older Fashioned	3
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#29	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#87	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
#33	Greek fire	5
#27	Green Burlap	5
#510	Green Clover of Justice	4
#45	Green Giant	3
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🥈	dedigitizer schematic: familiar-in-the-middle	1
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🥇	dedigitizer schematic: geofencing shield	3
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#271	warbear gyrocopter	3
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#137	warbear helm fragment	49
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#234	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	4
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#30	warbear liquid overcoat	63
#9	warbear long johns	1
#105	warbear metalworking primer	10
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#215	warbear officer requisition box	1
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#117	warbear procedural hilarity drone	10
#32	warbear requisition box	147
#80	warbear robo-camouflage unit	15
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#19	warbear soda machine assembler	22
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#65	warbear thermoregulator bread	9
#133	warbear trouser fragment	49
#27	warbear wardance potion	63
#39	warbear warrior bread	13
#156	warbear whosit	1,321
#52	warehouse clerk's glasses	6
#209	warehouse key	2
#75	warehouse walkie-talkie	2
#9	warm fur	9
#23	warm gravy	2
#70	warm mushroom	26
#16	warm war shawarma	3
#34	wasabi marble soda	13
#56	wasabi pocky	5
#51	wasabi-infused sake	7
🥈	washboard shield	1
#4	water balloon	303
#12	water log	8
#106	water pipe bomb	829
#81	water purification pills	219
#475	water wings	1
#34	water wings for babies	3
#55	water-polo cap	6
#44	water-polo mitt	3
#59	watered-down Red Minotaur	69
#74	waterlogged cloth	17
#91	waterlogged leather	11
#121	waterlogged metal	7
#111	waterlogged stuffing	9
#68	waterlogged wood	6
#7	watermelon	24
#4	watermelon seed	31
#10	wax booze	14
#12	wax face	2
#11	wax hand	2
#8	wax hat	2
#15	wax pancake	10
#23	wax pants	1
#67	weathered barrel	8
#52	weegee sqouija	2
#22	weird gazelle steak	10
#56	weremoose spit	17
#51	wet tack	1
#23	wet venom duct	28
#92	whale cerebrospinal fluid	4
#71	whalebone corset	27
#63	whalecake	1
#39	whalegun	1
#101	whalesteak	2
#52	whatsit-covered turtle shell	3
#649	wheel	5
#12	wheel of camembert	5
#8	whet stone	62
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#158	whip kit	2
#92	whisker pencil	89
#388	whiskey and cola	4
#90	whiskey and soda	14
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#117	whiskey in a broken glass	20
#215	whiskey sour	11
#23	whiskey squeeze	2
#460	white Canadian	5
#208	white Crimbo ball	1
#63	white Xanadian	10
#28	white arm towel	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#36	white blood cells	9
#354	white candy heart	76
#483	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
#60	white chocolate chip brownies	2
#622	white chocolate chip cookies	2
#101	white chocolate chips	147
#41	white class ring	338
#82	white collar	26
#24	white earbuds	1
#78	white hat hacker T-shirt	17
#161	white lightning	104
#52	white mana	7
#44	white page	11
#136	white picket fence	27
#34	white pixel	4,008
#32	white rice	106
#119	white satin pants	46
#133	white satin shield	19
#109	white snake skin	121
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#158	white sword	41
#126	white tulip	1
#51	white whip	2
#47	white wine	4
#35	whole roasted chicken	7
#41	whole turkey leg	57
#119	wholeberd	1
#339	whoopie cushion	92
#30	wicker shield	222
#4	wicksilver spurs	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#8	wild honey pie	9
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#14	willyweed	195
#39	wind-up Whatsian robot	14
#206	wind-up chattering teeth	140
#27	wind-up ensign	15
#546	wind-up meatcar	12
#44	wind-up navigation droid	9
#51	wind-up owl	10
#29	wind-up spider	27
#34	wind-up vampire teeth	12
#309	windchimes	24
#17	windicle	5
#260	wine spritzer	3
#337	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#479	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	66
#615	witch hat	1
#68	witch wart	2
#33	witch's bread	5
#46	witch's brew	2
#338	witty rapier	7
#359	wolf mask	63
#149	wonderwall shield	10
#261	wooden axe	2
#932	wooden block	2
#101	wooden salad bowl	1
#335	wooden stakes	8
#78	wool hat	39
#28	wool sock	3
#61	woolen cravat	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#57	world's smallest violin	22
#136	worn tophat	19
#45	worst candy	6
#37	worthless gewgaw	812
#106	worthless knick-knack	170
#63	worthless trinket	479
#198	woven baling wire bracelets	5
#231	wreath of laurels	3
#1044	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#239	wrench bracelet	15
#73	wrestling mask	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#38	wriggling worm	184
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#253	wumpus hair	6
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#158	wussiness potion	118
#74	x-ray mirror	1
#113	x-ray specs	190
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#95	yak anorak	3
#166	yak skin	8
#81	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#81	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#64	yakskin skirt	1
#9	yam	81
#14	yam and swiss	1
#15	yam battery	2
#67	yam candy	4
#236	yellow brick road	3
#424	yellow candy heart	82
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#138	yellow glowstick	10
#75	yellow gummi ingot	436
#64	yellow matter custard	2
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#22	yellow pixel	2,078
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#14	yellow rocket	22
#24	yellow seashell	429
#277	yellow snowcone	117
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#411	yeti fur	358
#1065	yo	7
#663	yo-yo	40
#86	yohohoyo	43
#53	your own black heart	36
#36	yule grog	1
#94	yule hatchet	5
#51	zmobie	22
#6	zombie	255
#19	zombie accordion	1
#94	zombie hollandaise	14
#21	zombie mariachi hat	1

Wow, that's 437,139 items total!

what items are this player missing?