Galapagos James

RankItemQuantity
#75Überraschthexengebräu4
#112"DRINK ME" potion401
#21"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt4
#47"KICK ME" sign46
#214"caramel" orange2
#26"meat" stick210
#397'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign4
#2381-ball24
#2511-leaf clover182
#4341337 7r0uZ0RZ14
#891952 Mickey Mantle card57
#2002-ball33
#1420-lb can of rice and beans63
#12425-meat staff1
#1833-ball40
#6030669 scroll168
#17933398 scroll121
#37334 scroll165
#3837x37x37 puzzle cube193
#2384-ball25
#554-d camera7
#454-dimensional fez5
#1094-dimensional guitar24
#924:20 bomb1
#1905-ball36
#1175-hour acrimony2
#1966-ball34
#394668 scroll1
#1177-Foot Dwarven mattock36
#2347-ball28
#257-inch discus2
#2168-ball162
#478-billed baseball cap2
#508-bit banana6
#6269-ball1
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)2
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#28A Light that Never Goes Out7
#112A muse-bouche1
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#79ASCII fu manchu3
#248ASCII shirt8
🥈Abuela Crimbo's special magnet1
#87Abyssal ember1
#98Accordion of Jordion1
#71Adventurer bobblehead2
#22Affirmation Cookie38
#9Afternoon Delight455
#74Agent Corrigan's cigarette5
#45Agitated Turkey2
#15Aiolion1
#29Aldebaran sardines1
#48Alewife™ Ale82
#215Alice's Army Alchemist2
#173Alice's Army Bowman2
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#205Alice's Army Guard2
#180Alice's Army Halberder3
#212Alice's Army Hammerman1
#167Alice's Army Horseman2
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#214Alice's Army Mad Bomber2
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#255Alice's Army Ninja1
#205Alice's Army Nurse2
#259Alice's Army Page1
#267Alice's Army Shieldmaiden1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#205Alice's Army Spearsman2
#257Alice's Army Swordsman1
#207Alice's Army Wallman2
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#47Aluminum Epsilon of Humility6
#16Amanitee1
#38Ambitious Turkey50
#32Amnesiac Ale2
#94Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes1
#19Amulet of Perpetual Darkness1
#117Amulet of Yendor185
#88Ancient Protector Soda7
#268Ancient Saucehelm8
#222Angelhair Culottes5
#253Angry Farmer candy557
#190Angry Farmer's Wife Candy6
#60Ankh of Badahnkadh9
#439Argarggagarg's fang4
#15Arrow (+1)1,111
#69Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness1
#62Artist's Whisk of Misery1
#171Asleep in the Cemetery8
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Aura Libre6
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#20AutumnFest ale137
#43Aye Aye2
#33Aye Aye, Captain3
#27Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth6
#30Azurite479
#311BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt3
#176BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt5
#80BGE merchandise order form47
#149BGE pocket calendar5
#373BGE shotglass18
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#436BGE tiny plastic toy3
#32BOOterfinger13
#195BRAINS shorts6
#197BRICKO brick920
#37BRICKO bulwark5
#25BRICKO egg1
#142BRICKO eye brick505
#69BRICKO hat1
#34BRICKO pants2
#66BRICKO pearl3
#32BRICKO pyramid1
#21BRICKO python2
#57BRICKO reactor9
#86BRICKO stud4
#61BRICKO sword1
#55BRICKO trunk1
#37BROS Energy Drink28
#390BURT52
#50Baja sopapilla9
#227Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental5
#90Bangyomaman battle juice4
#46Barney's rake8
#79Baron von Ratsworth's money clip6
#533Baron von Ratsworth's monocle22
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#136Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler20
#103Barulio's bottle3
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#50Bash-Ōs cereal18
#42Battlie Light Saver51
#65Beach Buck148
#15Beefy Crunch Pastaco3
#48Beignet Milgranet6
#115Belt of Howling Anger4
#107Ben-Gal™ Balm16
#336Better Than Cuddling Cake6
#15Bicycle1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#53Big Punk6
#84Bit O' Ectoplasm36
#52Bit O' Quail Spleen3
#73BitterSweetTarts54
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#88Black Body™ spray7
#29Black Hole6
#128Black No. 297
#13Black and White Apron Meal Kit80
#163Blackfly Chardonnay34
#424Blatantly Canadian4
#334Bling of the New Wave4
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#93Blood 'n' Plenty5
#174Blood Light25
#52Bloody Nora1
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
#14Bluzzard1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#91Bohemian rhapsody7
#11Boltsmann ID badge5
#66Bone's Farm "wine"21
#1518Bonerdagon necklace4
#36Bonestabber1
#78Boots of Twilight Whispers6
#214Boozehounds Anonymous token3
#52Bordeaux Marteaux4
#43Boris's key lime20
#203Boris's key lime pie5
#396Boris's ring4
#899Boss Bat bling3
#136Boss Bat britches85
#15Boulevardier cocktail35
#45Bowl of Scorpions20
#30Boxing Day Pass11
#29Brain Food Pastaco1
#41Bram's choker4
#42Breakfast Blast wine cooler4
#13Bright Water18
#860Brimstone Chicken Sandwich2
#71Bruno's blessing of Mars4
#38Bugbearclaw Donut7
#61Burt's blessing of Bacchus7
#31Buttery Knob3
#40C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button12
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#246C.H.U.M. chum2
#399C.H.U.M. knife2
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#5CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)2
#5CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)2
🥉CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)2
🥉CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)2
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#41CRIMBCO mug442
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#199CRIMBCO wine38
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#302CRIMBCOLOAF8
#151CSA all-purpose soap2
#37CSA bravery badge357
#73CSA cheerfulness ration123
#85CSA discount card120
#202CSA fire-starting kit71
#38CSA obedience grenade490
#79CSA scoutmaster's "water"158
#35Caipiranha2
#79Camp Scout pup tent128
#85Can-Can skirt1
#49Candicaine4
#30Candy Alexander5
#18Cantelope1
#13Caramel1
#61Carpathian longsword24
#15Carpricorn1
#63Caveman Dan's favorite rock1
#6Celsius 233 (singed)1
#46Cement Mixer2
#46Centauri fish wine1
#28Chakra Libre4
#61Chalice of the Malkovich Prince1
#65Charity's choker4
#36Charleston Choo-Choo3
#6Charter: Nellyville22
#16Ched1
#17Cheer-Up soda61
#368Cherry Cloaca Cola2
#44Cherrytastrophe wine cooler4
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
🥈ChibiBuddy™ (on)1
#90Chinese curse words1
#26Choco-Mint patty56
#37Choker of the Ultragoth2
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#11Chubby and Plump bar251
#29Churchill2
#48Citrus Crush wine cooler5
#82Clara's bell4
#328Claw of the Infernal Seal3
#49Claybender glasses15
#44Cloaca Cola Polar205
#854Cloaca grenade12
#702Cloaca-Cola36
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#96Cloaca-Cola fatigues23
#112Cloaca-Cola helmet18
#323Cloaca-Cola knapsack8
#109Cloaca-Cola shield19
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#156Cloak of Dire Shadows2
#32Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau67
#22Cobra Bowl1
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#9Coily™7
#51Coinspiracy278
#528Colander of Em-er'il5
#96Cold Hots candy203
#42Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce22
#195Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket6
#23Comet Pop83
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#69Connery's Elixir of Audacity20
#45Cookbook of the Damned10
#14Cool Brunch Pastaco4
#289Copper Alpha of Sincerity9
#47Cornbeefadon2
#204Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket4
#85Corpse Island iced tea53
#46Cosmic Calorie1,644
#28Covers-Your-Head1
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#57Cracklin' Oat Bran13
#42Crazymaker4
#363Crimbo Candy Cookbook15
#274Crimbo Credit26
#17Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head1
#204Crimbo Factory surprise box13
#17Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug1
#59Crimbo candied pecan631
#23Crimbo cookie sheet9
#18Crimbo crystal shards25
#37Crimbo dinner33
#119Crimbo food scraps36
#53Crimbo fudge734
#17Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll1
#89Crimbo peppermint bark371
#56Crimbo pie90
#37Crimbo salad11
#16Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer1
#187Crimbo train emergency brake6
#17Crimbo training manual1
#16Crimbo tree flocker1
#96Crimbo ukulele2
#651Crimbo wreath1
#53Crimbomega drive chain1
#37Crimbonium fuel rod103
#38Crimbosmopolitan35
#4Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#183Crimbot battery5
#412Crimbot schematic: Big Head2
#318Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs6
#351Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise4
#363Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis1
#409Crimbot schematic: Power Arm2
#374Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker1
#329Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun5
#274Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet3
#345Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis4
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#1681Crimboween memo4
#59Crimbuccaneer breeches2
#126Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#59Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#78Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)2
#121Crimbuccaneer flotsam84
#78Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail10
#73Crimbuccaneer nose ring1
#72Crimbuccaneer piece of 12877
#64Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack2
#105Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso9
#33Crimbuccaneer shirt18
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#37Crimbuccaneer tricorn5
🥇Crimbuccaneer war standard1
#98Crimbuccaneer whale oil4
#1376Crimbuck275
#511Crown of the Goblin King49
#35Cursed Punch9
#17Cycloney1
#148D roll83
#90DUFRESNE Suds102
#8Dad's brandy349
#246Daffy Taffy135
#15Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually58
#16Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting24
#18Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested89
#16Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master34
#15Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart79
#17Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose64
#15Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week52
#42Daisy's unclean bloomers4
#56Danglin' Chad's loincloth9
#29Dark & Starry4
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#25Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe37
#70Dennis's blessing of Minerva5
#551Dickory Farms Gift Basket11
#366Diet Cloaca Cola2
#33Dinsey Whinskey1
#22Dinsey face paint1
#13Dinsey food-cone5
#14Dinsey's glove1
#15Dinsey's oculus1
#660Disco 'Fro Pick5
#454Disco Banjo1
#43Disgeist3
#28Dish of Clarified Butter9
#313Divine1
#108Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment62
#453Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir10
#171Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent2
#163Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm10
#33Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum6
#35Doc's Fortifying Wine1
#24Doc's Limbering Wine9
#36Doc's Smartifying Wine1
#45Dogsgotnonoz pills10
#630Dolphin King's crown7
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#27Doublepunchplanter3
#428Dr. Hobo's scalpel8
#44Drac & Tan4
#231Dramatic™ range6
#9Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge1
#80Dreadsylvanian Almanac page125
#11Dreadsylvanian cold pocket1
#8Dreadsylvanian hot pocket1
#88Dreadsylvanian seed pod2
#14Dreadsylvanian skeleton key5
#23Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket1
#9Dreadsylvanian stink pocket1
#11Dressage1
#50Drizzlers™ Black Licorice8
#411Drowsy Sword46
#31Drunken Astrophysicist5
#26Drunken Neurologist4
#22Drunken Philosopher5
#23Drunkula's cape1
#47Dump Truck3
#45Duskwalker fangs16
#43Duskwalker syringe46
#87Dust bunny27
#1134Dyspepsi grenade6
#353Dyspepsi-Cola188
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#111Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues18
#131Dyspepsi-Cola helmet16
#494Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack4
#94Dyspepsi-Cola shield20
#33Earth and Firewater2
#54Earth, Wind and Firewater2
#22Easter grasshopper1
#41Eau de Guaneau13
#98Ecto-Cooler11
#82Effermint™ tablets57
#32Egnaro berry1
🥇Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper1
#244El Sombrero De Lopez9
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#88El Vibrato power sphere18
#64El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)10
#99El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)7
#98El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)4
#127El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)3
#114El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)4
#104El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)3
#96El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)11
#76El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)12
#180El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)3
#82El Vibrato restraints2
#27El Vibrato translator1
#66Elder Turtle Shell17
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#32Eldritch snap3
#23Electric Punch1
#62Elf Army machine parts44
#94Elf Farm Raffle ticket40
#26Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts4
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#26Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion6
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#25Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping4
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#79Elf Guard MPC3,648
#15Elf Guard SCUBA tank3
#8Elf Guard broom4
#11Elf Guard clipboard4
#20Elf Guard commandeering gloves17
#35Elf Guard eyedrops12
#25Elf Guard fuel tank3
#19Elf Guard hangover cure3
#32Elf Guard honor present10
#44Elf Guard hotpants3
#16Elf Guard insignia (general)7
#68Elf Guard insignia (private)2
#5Elf Guard mouthknife43
#11Elf Guard officer's sidearm28
#38Elf Guard patrol cap4
#86Elf Guard payroll bag3
#56Elf Guard red and white beret1
#14Elf Guard safety bear9
#30Elf Guard squirtgun2
#13Elf Guard strategic map7
#53Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo2
#15Elf Guard tinsel grenade93
🥇Elf Guard war standard1
#356Elfin shortbread2
#87Elizabeth's Dollie1
#46Elizabeth's paintbrush4
#85Ellsbury's journal1
🥈Ellsbury's journal (used)2
#30Ellsbury's skull3
#49Elmley shades28
#60Elron's Explosive Etude2
#27Elvish delight41
#37Elvish underarmor1
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#80Enchanted Flyswatter3
#60Enchanted Plunger6
#18Energy Buzz Pastaco2
#13Engorged Sausages and You2
#97Ent cider159
#35Event Horizon5
#94Everlasting Deckswabber8
#33Every Day is Like This Sundae3
#32Extra-slimy Slimosa2
#48Eye Agate1
#12Eye and a Twist127
#956FDKOL commendation2
#30FDKOL fire hose1
#86FDKOL hotcakes100
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#27Falcon™ Maltese Liquor5
#82Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square2
#168Fantasma en la Máquina9
#78FantasyRealm Mage's Hat14
#54FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask30
#54FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm45
#26Fauna Libre5
#15Faux1
#23Feliz Navidad3
#255Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots43
#78Ferrigno's Elixir of Power12
#22Fettris4
#969Feynman gate8
#4Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)2
#24Firewater5
#106Fitspiration™ poster10
#41Five Second Energy™1
#35Flamin' Whatshisname23
#30Flaming Caipiranha7
#45Flaming Knob3
#77Flaming Mohobo1
#31Flaming Sazerorc5
#13Flan1
#14Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory7
#24Flaskfull of Hollow1,786
#28Flying Caipiranha3
#49Fog Murderer8
#16Frankly Mr. Shank5
#104Frat Army FGF74
#35Freddie's blessing of Mercury14
#85Freddy Kruegerand151
#32French bronilla brogurt2
🥇French slippers1
#105Friendliness Beverage92
#31Friendly Turkey4
#8Frigid Northern Beans36
#93Frogade7
#52Fromage Pinotage3
#126Frost™ brand sword1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#30Frosty's snowball sack2
#86Fu Manchu Wax4
#45Fudge Fiber Armor Plating8
#248Fudgie Roll1
#18Fun-Guy spore47
#39FunFunds™420
🥈Fuzzby1
#35Fuzzy Tentacle3
#18GOTO569
#34Gaia beads158
#53Galapagosian Cuisses14
#264Game Grid token1
#149GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine5
#48Garter of the Turtle Poacher14
#153Gauntlets of the Blood Moon2
#8Gazelleton1
#59Gearhead Goo14
#195Genalen™ Bottle13
#22Gene Tonic: Humanoid1
#213General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket4
#93Gets-You-Drunk1
#13Ghosprey1
#9Ghost Dog Chow952
#19Giant black monolith6
#14Glamare1
#478Glass Balls of the Goblin King5
#82Glenn's golden dice1
#41Glo-Pop8
#15Globmule1
#38Glum berry1
#88Gnollish Crossdress4
#186Gnollish autoplunger1
#133Gnollish flyswatter24
#102Gnollish pie server18
#529Gnollish pie tin3
#201Gnollish plunger14
#52Gnollish sangria1
#96Gnollish slotted spoon21
#95Gnollish toolbox75
#28Gnomish sagngria3
#51Gnomish toolbox2
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#728Go-Wassail12
#39Gold Velvet™ whiskey17
#32Golden Mean3
#61Goodfella contract860
#176Gordon Bennett2
#15Gorillape1
#83Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun3
#43Grasshopper2
#136Grateful Undead T-shirt4
#28Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)6
#22Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)6
#11Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)1
#40Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)3
#203Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob5
#37Great Older Fashioned3
#30Great Wolf's headband1
#27Great Wolf's left paw1
#24Great Wolf's right paw1
#87Greaves of the Murk Lord5
#33Greek fire5
#27Green Burlap5
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#46Green Giant3
#51Green Manalishi74
#37Green Muslin2
#27Green Velvet4
#50Groll doll44
#182Gummi-DNA6
#70Gummi-Gnauga93
#98Gummy Brains5
#39Guzzlr cocktail set2
#24Hairpiece On Fire12
#31Half a Purse2
#27Hand in Glove3
#14Hand that Rocks the Ladle8
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#86Haunted Sorority House staff guide61
#50Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance27
#48Haymaker1
#269Heimandatz's heart6
#7Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans13
#99Hell broth3
#273Hell ramen12
#10Hellfire Spicy Beans24
#55Helm of the Scream Emperor8
#49Herring Daiquiri1
#17Herringtini8
#46Hersey™ SMOOCH3
#25Hide-rox™ cookie4
#16Highest Bitter4
#54Hippy Army MPE271
#39Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#43Holiday Fun!102
🥇Holiday Multitasking (used)1
#167Hollandaise helmet52
#45Hot 'n' Scarys6
#9Hotwire™ brand candy rope33
#24How to Avoid Scams1,873
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#60How to Play Othello10
#38Humanitini4
#51Hundred Headed IPA5
#5Hunger™ Sauce48
#38Ice Island Long Tea6
#61Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace1
#28Ice-Cold Beer Ring2
#55Ice-Cold Beerring1
#42Iceberglar scarf28
#100Iiti Kitty Gumdrop41
#91Iiti Kitty phone charm62
#83Illuminati earpiece3
#451Imp Ale364
#22Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#23Inner Strength9
#237Inner Truth2
#22Inner Wisdom9
#121Interview With You (a Vampire)1
#33Irish Coffee, English Heart4
#17Irish eggnog1
#397Iron Beta of Industry20
#25Island Hurricane1
#27Island Landslide1
#25Island Thunderstorm1
#11Jack-O-Lantern beer256
#194Jack-in-the-box29
#23Jackhammer5
#23Jacob's rung12
#22Jamaican coffee21
#36Jamocha berry1
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#42Jarlsberg's key lime22
#149Jarlsberg's key lime pie8
#43Jefferson wings19
#481Jocko Homo's head4
#18Jokester makeup32
#379Jolly Roger charrrm9
#70Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet43
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#12Jungle Juice9
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#26Junk-Bond9
#18Kashmir sweater8
#40Keese berry1
#8Kelflar vest39
#73Kentucky-fried meat sword1
#107Kentucky-style derby1
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#89Knob Goblin Mutagen21
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#70Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar16
#327Knob Goblin elite helm16
#378Knob Goblin elite pants12
#420Knob Goblin elite polearm10
#363Knob Goblin elite shirt17
#48Knob Goblin eyedrops35
#41Knob Goblin firecracker758
#116Knob Goblin harem pants59
#115Knob Goblin harem veil57
#115Knob Goblin learning pill5
#133Knob Goblin love potion119
#89Knob Goblin lunchbox21
#144Knob Goblin melon baller21
#132Knob Goblin nasal spray6
#190Knob Goblin pants87
#40Knob Goblin perfume85
#152Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray10
#166Knob Goblin scimitar99
#132Knob Goblin seltzer194
#81Knob Goblin sharpening spray6
#397Knob Goblin spatula12
#172Knob Goblin steroids84
#125Knob Goblin superseltzer78
#165Knob Goblin tongs112
#353Knob Goblin visor16
#57Knob Kitchen grab-bag5
#52Knob jelly donut6
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#67Trivial Avocations Card: What?243
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#50zmobie22
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#93zombie hollandaise14
#20zombie mariachi hat1

Wow, that's 416,533 items total!

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