Museum :: Galapagos James

Galapagos James

Rank	Item	Quantity
#75	Überraschthexengebräu	4
#112	"DRINK ME" potion	398
#17	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	4
#45	"KICK ME" sign	45
#211	"caramel" orange	2
#27	"meat" stick	209
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#244	1-ball	23
#76	11-leaf clover	7
#433	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	14
#88	1952 Mickey Mantle card	57
#199	2-ball	32
#11	20-lb can of rice and beans	61
#123	25-meat staff	1
#184	3-ball	38
#60	30669 scroll	168
#180	33398 scroll	120
#37	334 scroll	165
#39	37x37x37 puzzle cube	192
#237	4-ball	24
#54	4-d camera	7
#45	4-dimensional fez	5
#108	4-dimensional guitar	24
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#189	5-ball	35
#114	5-hour acrimony	2
#197	6-ball	32
#394	668 scroll	1
#135	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	29
#230	7-ball	28
#25	7-inch discus	2
#212	8-ball	162
#47	8-billed baseball cap	2
#46	8-bit banana	6
#619	9-ball	1
#22	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#7	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	2
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#28	A Light that Never Goes Out	7
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#77	ASCII fu manchu	3
#247	ASCII shirt	8
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#84	Abyssal ember	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#20	Affirmation Cookie	38
#9	Afternoon Delight	454
#73	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#42	Agitated Turkey	2
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#48	Alewife™ Ale	82
#212	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
#168	Alice's Army Bowman	2
#220	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#227	Alice's Army Coward	1
#151	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#200	Alice's Army Guard	2
#176	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#208	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#160	Alice's Army Horseman	2
#220	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#211	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
#158	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#253	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#202	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#255	Alice's Army Page	1
#262	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#168	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#202	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
#251	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#204	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#47	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
#16	Amanitee	1
#48	Ambitious Turkey	26
#31	Amnesiac Ale	2
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#115	Amulet of Yendor	185
#87	Ancient Protector Soda	7
#263	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#222	Angelhair Culottes	5
#250	Angry Farmer candy	557
#189	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
#60	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
#433	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#9	Arrow (+1)	1,067
#170	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#26	Aura Libre	6
#26	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#19	AutumnFest ale	137
#41	Aye Aye	2
#30	Aye Aye, Captain	3
#26	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
#24	Azurite	439
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#175	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#80	BGE merchandise order form	47
#147	BGE pocket calendar	5
#373	BGE shotglass	18
#453	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#30	BOOterfinger	13
#195	BRAINS shorts	6
#196	BRICKO brick	920
#37	BRICKO bulwark	5
#25	BRICKO egg	1
#142	BRICKO eye brick	505
#68	BRICKO hat	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#22	BRICKO python	2
#58	BRICKO reactor	9
#87	BRICKO stud	4
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#54	BRICKO trunk	1
#37	BROS Energy Drink	28
#399	BURT	48
#51	Baja sopapilla	9
#226	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#102	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
#45	Barney's rake	8
#78	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#561	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#135	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	20
#103	Barulio's bottle	3
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#52	Bash-Ōs cereal	17
#41	Battlie Light Saver	51
#65	Beach Buck	148
#12	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#47	Beignet Milgranet	6
#116	Belt of Howling Anger	4
#107	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#15	Bicycle	1
#385	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#52	Big Punk	6
#82	Bit O' Ectoplasm	36
#47	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
#74	BitterSweetTarts	54
#49	BittyCar HotCar	1
#38	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#87	Black Body™ spray	7
#28	Black Hole	6
#127	Black No. 2	97
#8	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	43
#162	Blackfly Chardonnay	34
#455	Blatantly Canadian	3
#333	Bling of the New Wave	4
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#93	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
#173	Blood Light	25
#50	Bloody Nora	1
#269	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#13	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#98	Bohemian rhapsody	6
#8	Boltsmann ID badge	5
#66	Bone's Farm "wine"	21
#1519	Bonerdagon necklace	4
#36	Bonestabber	1
#78	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#52	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#42	Boris's key lime	20
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#396	Boris's ring	4
#899	Boss Bat bling	3
#136	Boss Bat britches	85
#14	Boulevardier cocktail	35
#45	Bowl of Scorpions	20
#30	Boxing Day Pass	11
#26	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#40	Bram's choker	4
#43	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
#13	Bright Water	18
#856	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#69	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
#38	Bugbearclaw Donut	7
#57	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	7
#31	Buttery Knob	3
#41	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	12
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#247	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
#5	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
🥉	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#41	CRIMBCO mug	442
#1702	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#200	CRIMBCO wine	38
#791	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#300	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
#152	CSA all-purpose soap	2
#37	CSA bravery badge	357
#73	CSA cheerfulness ration	123
#85	CSA discount card	120
#199	CSA fire-starting kit	71
#39	CSA obedience grenade	490
#79	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	158
#34	Caipiranha	2
#79	Camp Scout pup tent	128
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#47	Candicaine	4
#27	Candy Alexander	5
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#62	Carpathian longsword	24
#15	Carpricorn	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#45	Cement Mixer	2
#45	Centauri fish wine	1
#27	Chakra Libre	4
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#64	Charity's choker	4
#31	Charleston Choo-Choo	3
#4	Charter: Nellyville	22
#16	Ched	1
#18	Cheer-Up soda	61
#369	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#45	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4
#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#182	Chester's moustache	1
#89	Chester's sunglasses	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#25	Choco-Mint patty	56
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#10	Chubby and Plump bar	245
#29	Churchill	2
#45	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#82	Clara's bell	4
#326	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#49	Claybender glasses	15
#44	Cloaca Cola Polar	204
#955	Cloaca grenade	10
#706	Cloaca-Cola	35
#721	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#95	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	23
#110	Cloaca-Cola helmet	18
#324	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
#108	Cloaca-Cola shield	19
#610	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#154	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#31	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	65
#18	Cobra Bowl	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#1871	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#9	Coily™	7
#53	Coinspiracy	278
#694	Colander of Em-er'il	4
#95	Cold Hots candy	203
#41	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	22
#194	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
#22	Comet Pop	83
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#69	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	20
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#13	Cool Brunch Pastaco	4
#288	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#202	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#84	Corpse Island iced tea	53
#46	Cosmic Calorie	1,644
#25	Covers-Your-Head	1
#57	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
#41	Crazymaker	4
#357	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
#273	Crimbo Credit	26
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#200	Crimbo Factory surprise box	13
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#56	Crimbo candied pecan	624
#23	Crimbo cookie sheet	9
#18	Crimbo crystal shards	25
#36	Crimbo dinner	33
#117	Crimbo food scraps	36
#49	Crimbo fudge	731
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#89	Crimbo peppermint bark	363
#56	Crimbo pie	90
#37	Crimbo salad	11
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#183	Crimbo train emergency brake	6
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#37	Crimbonium fuel rod	103
#37	Crimbosmopolitan	35
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#184	Crimbot battery	5
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#319	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
#352	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#375	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#330	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
#275	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
#345	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
#42	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#1683	Crimboween memo	4
#53	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#111	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#70	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#102	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	84
#74	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	10
#66	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#53	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	877
#59	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
#94	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	9
#32	Crimbuccaneer shirt	18
#34	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#37	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	5
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#87	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
#1376	Crimbuck	275
#509	Crown of the Goblin King	49
#48	Cursed Punch	4
#17	Cycloney	1
#151	D roll	82
#88	DUFRESNE Suds	102
#6	Dad's brandy	346
#246	Daffy Taffy	135
#14	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	58
#15	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	24
#17	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	89
#15	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	34
#14	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	79
#16	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	64
#14	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	52
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#56	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
#29	Dark & Starry	4
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#27	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	37
#66	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#549	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#21	Dinsey face paint	1
#12	Dinsey food-cone	5
#14	Dinsey's oculus	1
#659	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
#453	Disco Banjo	1
#44	Disgeist	3
#28	Dish of Clarified Butter	9
#312	Divine	1
#108	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	62
#454	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#164	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#32	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
#34	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
#22	Doc's Limbering Wine	9
#34	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#45	Dogsgotnonoz pills	10
#631	Dolphin King's crown	7
#980	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#25	Doublepunchplanter	3
#428	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
#44	Drac & Tan	4
#232	Dramatic™ range	6
#9	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
#79	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	125
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#87	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#14	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	5
#22	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#7	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#49	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	8
#412	Drowsy Sword	46
#31	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#19	Drunken Philosopher	5
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#46	Dump Truck	3
#45	Duskwalker fangs	16
#43	Duskwalker syringe	46
#87	Dust bunny	27
#1129	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#361	Dyspepsi-Cola	186
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#109	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
#129	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	16
#493	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
#92	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	20
#32	Earth and Firewater	2
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#41	Eau de Guaneau	13
#96	Ecto-Cooler	11
#84	Effermint™ tablets	57
#30	Egnaro berry	1
🥇	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#88	El Vibrato power sphere	18
#73	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
#95	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#126	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
#112	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
#102	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
#111	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
#76	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	12
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#81	El Vibrato restraints	2
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#64	Elder Turtle Shell	17
#52	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#18	Electric Punch	1
#53	Elf Army machine parts	44
#93	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	40
#27	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	4
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
#29	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#22	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	4
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#73	Elf Guard MPC	3,648
#46	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
#14	Elf Guard broom	3
#12	Elf Guard clipboard	4
#19	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	16
#32	Elf Guard eyedrops	12
#26	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
#18	Elf Guard hangover cure	3
#30	Elf Guard honor present	10
#53	Elf Guard hotpants	2
#18	Elf Guard insignia (general)	6
#81	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#5	Elf Guard mouthknife	42
#11	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	27
#41	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
#77	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
#53	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#14	Elf Guard safety bear	9
#45	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#13	Elf Guard strategic map	7
#54	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	2
#12	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	93
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#352	Elfin shortbread	2
#88	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#43	Elizabeth's paintbrush	4
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
🥈	Ellsbury's journal (used)	2
#30	Ellsbury's skull	3
#49	Elmley shades	28
#62	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#25	Elvish delight	41
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#79	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
#59	Enchanted Plunger	6
#15	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
#13	Engorged Sausages and You	2
#97	Ent cider	159
#34	Event Horizon	5
#93	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
#32	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
#30	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#20	Eye Agate	428
#10	Eye and a Twist	121
#959	FDKOL commendation	2
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#86	FDKOL hotcakes	100
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#27	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	5
#80	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
#169	Fantasma en la Máquina	9
#77	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	14
#53	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	30
#53	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	45
#25	Fauna Libre	5
#15	Faux	1
#23	Feliz Navidad	3
#255	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	43
#78	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	12
#21	Fettris	4
#971	Feynman gate	8
#4	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	2
#23	Firewater	5
#103	Fitspiration™ poster	10
#40	Five Second Energy™	1
#35	Flamin' Whatshisname	23
#27	Flaming Caipiranha	7
#44	Flaming Knob	3
#75	Flaming Mohobo	1
#30	Flaming Sazerorc	5
#13	Flan	1
#12	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	7
#25	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,771
#25	Flying Caipiranha	3
#49	Fog Murderer	7
#16	Frankly Mr. Shank	5
#103	Frat Army FGF	72
#35	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	14
#85	Freddy Kruegerand	151
#31	French bronilla brogurt	2
🥇	French slippers	1
#102	Friendliness Beverage	92
#30	Friendly Turkey	4
#6	Frigid Northern Beans	36
#93	Frogade	7
#52	Fromage Pinotage	3
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#210	Frosty's carrot	1
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#30	Frosty's snowball sack	2
#84	Fu Manchu Wax	4
#45	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#18	Fun-Guy spore	47
#39	FunFunds™	420
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#32	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
#18	GOTO	569
#34	Gaia beads	158
#53	Galapagosian Cuisses	14
#263	Game Grid token	1
#146	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
#48	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	14
#153	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
#8	Gazelleton	1
#59	Gearhead Goo	14
#194	Genalen™ Bottle	13
#22	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
#211	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#90	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#13	Ghosprey	1
#8	Ghost Dog Chow	935
#26	Giant black monolith	1
#14	Glamare	1
#479	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#39	Glo-Pop	8
#15	Globmule	1
#36	Glum berry	1
#86	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#184	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#133	Gnollish flyswatter	24
#101	Gnollish pie server	18
#530	Gnollish pie tin	3
#200	Gnollish plunger	14
#51	Gnollish sangria	1
#96	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
#95	Gnollish toolbox	75
#28	Gnomish sagngria	3
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#440	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#727	Go-Wassail	12
#37	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	17
#31	Golden Mean	3
#60	Goodfella contract	860
#173	Gordon Bennett	2
#15	Gorillape	1
#103	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#42	Grasshopper	2
#135	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
#25	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
#18	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	6
#10	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#37	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#203	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
#36	Great Older Fashioned	3
#27	Great Wolf's headband	1
#27	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#22	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#87	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
#32	Greek fire	5
#26	Green Burlap	5
#502	Green Clover of Justice	4
#44	Green Giant	3
#50	Green Manalishi	74
#35	Green Muslin	2
#26	Green Velvet	4
#50	Groll doll	43
#180	Gummi-DNA	6
#68	Gummi-Gnauga	93
#99	Gummy Brains	5
#39	Guzzlr cocktail set	2
#24	Hairpiece On Fire	12
#29	Half a Purse	2
#26	Hand in Glove	3
#14	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	8
#678	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#86	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	61
#49	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	27
#48	Haymaker	1
#269	Heimandatz's heart	6
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#63	yam candy	4
#236	yellow brick road	3
#425	yellow candy heart	82
#228	yellow drunki-bear	1
#138	yellow glowstick	10
#71	yellow gummi ingot	436
#62	yellow matter custard	2
#660	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#20	yellow pixel	2,078
#33	yellow pixel potion	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1326	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#511	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#15	yellow rocket	22
#23	yellow seashell	429
#289	yellow snowcone	113
#1636	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#408	yeti fur	355
#1065	yo	7
#662	yo-yo	40
#86	yohohoyo	43
#52	your own black heart	36
#34	yule grog	1
#94	yule hatchet	5
#49	zmobie	22
#6	zombie	241
#17	zombie accordion	1
#93	zombie hollandaise	14
#17	zombie mariachi hat	1

what items are this player missing?