Museum :: Neithyme

Neithyme

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#911	1-ball	3
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#852	2-ball	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#885	3-ball	3
#795	30669 scroll	3
#987	33398 scroll	3
#693	334 scroll	3
#889	4-ball	3
#141	4-d camera	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#879	5-ball	3
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#320	668 scroll	2
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#904	7-ball	3
#1778	8-ball	3
#626	9-ball	1
#468	ASCII shirt	3
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1459	Amulet of Yendor	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#1852	Angry Farmer candy	3
#394	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#29	BRICKO airship	1
#49	BRICKO bat	1
#47	BRICKO elephant	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#33	BRICKO octopus	1
#60	BRICKO ooze	1
#49	BRICKO oyster	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#33	BRICKO pyramid	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#62	BRICKO turtle	1
#19	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#975	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	12
#825	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#222	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#237	Ben-Gal™ Balm	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#528	Bit O' Ectoplasm	3
#209	Bjorn's Hammer	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#378	Black No. 2	11
#531	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#1921	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#103	Boris's key lime	6
#308	Boris's key lime pie	2
#127	Boris's ring	11
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#1989	Boss Bat britches	3
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#609	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	7
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#445	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1448	Cloaca grenade	3
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1152	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#233	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	11
#196	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#127	Cloaca-Cola shield	17
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#1038	Cold Hots candy	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#1313	Crimbuck	322
#1002	Crown of the Goblin King	24
#309	Daffy Taffy	106
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#289	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	32
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#410	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	16
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#100	Dramatic™ range	15
#994	Drowsy Sword	14
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#795	Dyspepsi-Cola	66
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#177	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#303	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#245	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#581	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#239	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	13
#345	Elmley shades	2
#875	Ent cider	3
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#208	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	61
#1502	Feynman gate	2
#211	Frat Army FGF	21
#214	Frogade	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#211	Frosty's carrot	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#441	Gaia beads	3
#84	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
🥈	General Assembly Module	3
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#257	Gnollish casserole dish	1
#380	Gnollish flyswatter	7
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#351	Gnollish pie tin	9
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#270	Gnollish slotted spoon	7
#191	Gnollish toolbox	32
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#89	Hatorade	3
#614	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#211	Hippy Army MPE	36
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#81	Hodgman's cane	1
#73	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#592	Imp Ale	208
#997	Instant Karma	2
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1195	Jack-in-the-box	1
#174	Jarlsberg's earring	8
#119	Jarlsberg's key lime	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1285	Jocko Homo's head	1
#311	Jolly Roger charrrm	11
#357	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#203	Knob Goblin elite helm	29
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#277	Knob Goblin elite polearm	19
#592	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
#148	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#437	Knob Goblin firecracker	36
#156	Knob Goblin harem pants	37
#155	Knob Goblin harem veil	36
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#564	Knob Goblin love potion	11
#628	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#366	Knob Goblin melon baller	4
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#420	Knob Goblin pants	20
#241	Knob Goblin perfume	14
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#376	Knob Goblin scimitar	25
#436	Knob Goblin seltzer	19
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#444	Knob Goblin spatula	9
#581	Knob Goblin steroids	8
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#230	Knob Goblin superseltzer	33
#503	Knob Goblin tongs	15
#440	Knob Goblin visor	10
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#342	Knob pasty	1
#647	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#1722	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	11
#438	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	15
#884	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#768	M-242	7
#216	MSG	1
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#958	Mad Train wine	35
#308	Mae West	1
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1177	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	4
#158	Manetwich	5
#205	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
#850	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#396	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	4
#455	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	8
#334	Meleegra™ pills	29
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#172	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#111	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#162	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#689	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
#285	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	215
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1759	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#308	Mohawk wig	34
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#243	Monstar energy beverage	25
#405	Mountain Stream soda	43
#619	Mr. Mediocrebar	87
#158	ND	1
#165	NG	9
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#129	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#523	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#117	Orcish baseball cap	40
#108	Orcish cargo shorts	38
#328	Orcish frat-paddle	8
#309	Orcish meat locker	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#122	PADL Phone	133
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#219	Penultimate Fantasy chest	129
#230	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#342	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#543	Ram's Face Lager	20
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#766	Red Rover BB gun	1
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#507	Rock Pops	106
#450	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#87	S.T.L.T.	1
#545	SPF 451 lip balm	3
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#803	Senior Mints	4
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#90	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	14
#99	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
#399	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#418	Spam Witch sammich	73
#810	Spooky Surprise Egg	3
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#93	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
#79	Staff of the Soupbone	2
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#947	Summer Nights	1
#85	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#214	Swabbie™ swab	15
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#544	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	87
#136	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#383	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	7
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#1035	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#254	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	14
#109	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#1141	Trollhouse cookies	3
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#512	Typical Tavern swill	3
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#55	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	71
🥈	Underworld acorn	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#237	WA	1
#245	Wand of Nagamar	23
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1106	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
#356	White Citadel burger	3
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#105	White Hyborian	1
#1146	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#348	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#514	Yummy Tummy bean	392
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#335	abandoned candy	1
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#388	accidental cider	2
#663	acid-squirting flower	3
#664	acoustic guitarrr	3
#714	adder bladder	2
#139	aerated diving helmet	1
#91	albatross necklace	1
#566	all-purpose cleaner	3
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#1101	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
#556	ancient Magi-Wipes	3
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#457	ancient frozen dinner	3
#524	ancient protein powder	3
#408	ancient spice	3
#251	ancient stone fist	1
#232	ancient stone head	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#25	ancient turtle shell powder	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#495	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#98	anemone nematocyst	3
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#393	annoying pitchfork	7
#460	ant agonist	3
#270	ant hoe	1
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#766	anticheese	3
#198	antique bottle of cough syrup	3
#654	antique greaves	3
#500	antique hand mirror	3
#84	antique helmet	137
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#251	antique painting of a landscape	3
#669	antique shield	3
#692	antique spear	3
#484	armgun	1
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#135	arse-a'fire elixir	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#86	asbestos crossbow string	3
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#902	asbestos ore	3
#119	asbestos staff	5
#107	asbestos stick	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#118	asbestos sword hilt	2
#788	asparagus knife	3
#100	asparagus lo mein	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#469	asshat	2
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1374	astronaut pants	3
#848	atomic vector plotter	2
#106	automatic catapult	1
#1659	awful poetry journal	3
#359	bätzle	1
#511	baby killer bee	19
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1914	badass belt	28
#375	bag of Cheat-Os	21
#430	balaclava	1
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#171	ballast turtle	1
#183	balloon helmet	2
#496	balloon monkey	3
#105	balloon shield	1
#202	balloon sword	2
#458	ballroom blintz	3
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#148	banana cream pie	4
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#86	banana milkshake	1
#500	banana peel	3
#389	banana smoothie	1
#141	banana spritzer	2
#149	banjo strings	2
#252	bar skin	51
#579	barbed-wire fence	6
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#1023	barrrnacle	10
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#283	baseball	18
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#943	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#223	batblade	15
#1173	batgut	1
#1444	battered Crimbo Crate	2
#227	battered hubcap	1
#126	beach glass bead	60
#152	beach glass necklace	3
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#293	beer bomb	99
#201	beer bong	14
#112	beer cartilage	3
#254	beer goggles	1
#145	beer helmet	57
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#583	beertini	2
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#138	bejeweled pledge pin	65
#770	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
#249	big bad voodoo mask	2
#314	big bass drum	2
#146	big glob of skin	1
#353	big red clown nose	17
#474	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#728	bilge wine	2
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#29	bindle of joy	4
#377	bird rib	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#266	bit-o-cactus	13
#399	black & tan	3
#45	black belt	2
#203	black cherry soda	1
#47	black cowboy hat	2
#237	black eyedrops	3
#188	black facepaint	1
#565	black forest cake	2
#391	black forest ham	3
#286	black greaves	8
#266	black helmet	9
#389	black kettle drum	1
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#291	black pension check	13
#577	black pepper	1
#461	black picnic basket	1
#201	black pixel	169
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#633	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#248	black shield	10
#613	black snake skin	4
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#266	black sword	10
#920	black-and-blue light	1
#372	blackberry	18
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#158	blended frozen swill	1
#199	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#690	bloody beer	5
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#373	blue pixel	168
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#366	blue plastic oyster egg	13
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
🥈	blue ribbon	1
#122	blue shell	1
#753	blue snowcone	2
#2622	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#241	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#430	bone flute	1
#135	bone rattle	19
#570	booty chest charrrm	4
#621	borg sock monkey	2
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#386	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#326	bottle of alcohol	8
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#514	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#1229	bottle of goofballs	20
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#406	bottle of popskull	4
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#199	bottle of sake	4
#248	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#154	bottle of ultravitamins	4
#726	bottle of vodka	10
#1506	bottle of whiskey	1
#141	bottle opener belt buckle	35
#142	bottlecap turtle	1
#95	bottled green pixie	1
#322	boulder	1
#972	bowl of cottage cheese	3
#121	bowl of rye sprouts	3
#383	box	29
#3229	box of sunshine	24
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#17	boxcar turtle	120
#364	boxed champagne	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#176	boxing glove	2
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#247	brains casserole	1
#2708	brick	1
#437	brick of sand	1
#253	briefcase	30
#232	broken carburetor	1
#430	broken skull	38
#103	broken sword	54
#355	bronze breastplate	3
#290	bronzed locust	7
#250	brown sugar cane	19
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#225	bubblewrap ore	10
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#116	bubbling tempura batter	1
#567	bubbly potion	10
#143	buckler buckle	3
#1272	buckyball	2
#108	buffalo blade	1
#275	bugbear beanie	25
#313	bugbear bungguard	17
#123	bullet-proof corduroys	66
#629	bum cheek	10
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#334	bungle in the jungle	2
#234	buoybottoms	3
#96	burnt flower	198
#348	cactus fruit	4
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1111	can of Binarrrca	6
#103	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	6
#453	can of Red Minotaur	8
#421	can of Swiller	3
#151	can of black paint	2
#131	can of depilatory cream	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#957	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#163	can-can-in-a-can	2
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#904	candied kobold	2
#1280	candied yams	6
#717	candy brain	2
#4787	candy cane	1
#1565	candy kneecapping stick	2
#1784	candy stake	4
#656	cannonball charrrm	2
#210	canopic jar	35
#707	canteen of wine	33
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#1008	tofurkey leg	8
#1137	tomato	1
#485	tomato daiquiri	2
#322	tomato juice of powerful power	3
#257	tomb ratchet	2
#1865	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#239	tonic water	1
#1139	tooth	2
#276	toothbrush	4
#1398	toothsome rock	5
#111	torquoise	1
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#33	tortoboggan shield	1
#767	tortoise's blessing	1
#604	towel	14
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#1344	toy hoverpad	3
#1400	toy jet pack	3
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#1525	toy ray gun	3
#1190	toy soldier	1
#1439	toy space helmet	3
#478	tree skirt	1
#1887	tree-eating kite	7
🥇	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
#617	tropical orchid	1
#600	tropical paperweight	1
#124	tropical swill	1
#1133	tropical wrapping paper	1
#93	troutpiece	1
#254	true grit	10
#259	tube of dread wax	13
#115	tube of hair oil	4
#158	tuning fork	1
#672	turtle pheromones	1
#848	turtle totem	26
#196	turtle wax	1
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#289	turtlemail bits	1
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#193	twinkly nuggets	92
#268	twinkly powder	14
#542	twinkly wad	100
#1260	twitching claw	3
#119	two-handed depthsword	1
#381	uncooked chorizo	9
#405	unidentified jerky	15
#110	union scalemail pants	1
#148	unlocked meat locker	1
#321	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	12
#107	unrolling pin	1
#2080	unstable laser battery	24
#456	upsy daisy	1
#1734	useless powder	3
#914	valuable trinket	63
#488	vampire collar	2
#1409	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
#373	vanilla-frosted king cake	4
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#67	vial of baconstone juice	1
#67	vial of hamethyst juice	1
#178	vial of patchouli oil	4
#62	vial of porquoise juice	1
#1062	vibrating cyborg knife	7
#1042	viking helmet	1
#546	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	4
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
#640	vodka and cranberry	1
#101	vodka gibson	1
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#141	volleyball	1
#251	vorpal blade	32
#565	wad of cotton	4
#449	wad of dough	81
#217	wad of slimy rags	1
#127	wad of tofu	78
#279	walrus-tusk earring	4
#510	war tongs	1
#336	water pipe bomb	131
#331	water wings	2
#934	wheel	3
#157	whip kit	2
#443	whiskey and cola	3
#222	whiskey and soda	4
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#514	whiskey sour	2
#461	white Canadian	5
#302	white candy heart	100
#159	white candygram	3
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#741	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#310	white chocolate chips	35
#260	white collar	5
#249	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#1104	white lightning	1
#184	white picket fence	21
#872	white pixel	5
#337	white satin pants	10
#219	white satin shield	10
#302	white snake skin	37
#64	white snakeskin duster	2
#308	white sword	13
#164	wicker shield	29
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#187	windchimes	60
#192	wine spritzer	5
#979	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	4
#615	witch hat	1
#475	witty rapier	2
#1079	wolf mask	2
#302	wolfman mask	23
#219	wonderwall shield	5
#364	wooden axe	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#335	wooden stakes	8
#595	wool hat	1
#76	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
#280	world's smallest violin	1
#311	worn tophat	4
#660	worthless gewgaw	3
#645	worthless knick-knack	5
#781	worthless trinket	1
#699	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#334	wussiness potion	43
#176	yak anorak	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#391	yellow candy heart	97
#279	yellow candygram	2
#1179	yellow paisley oyster egg	2
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1123	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1061	yellow striped oyster egg	2
#534	yeti fur	180
🥇	yield shield	1
#1584	yo	3
#2365	yo-yo	1
#478	yohohoyo	2
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1

Wow, that's 23,439 items total!

what items are this player missing?