Museum :: I be Will

I be Will

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1119	1-ball	2
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#493	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
#1050	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1081	3-ball	2
#466	30669 scroll	14
#747	33398 scroll	9
#348	334 scroll	16
#1474	4-ball	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1116	7-ball	2
#1332	8-ball	7
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#975	Angry Farmer candy	38
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#574	Black No. 2	4
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#368	Crimbuck	2,704
#2889	Crown of the Goblin King	4
#757	Daffy Taffy	36
#255	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	38
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#894	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#1148	Dyspepsi-Cola	27
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#451	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#173	El Vibrato power sphere	7
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#346	Elmley shades	2
#449	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
#310	Feynman gate	36
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#152	Gnollish flyswatter	21
#158	Gnollish pie server	13
#163	Gnollish pie tin	31
#147	Gnollish plunger	19
#133	Gnollish slotted spoon	16
#146	Gnollish toolbox	47
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#1147	Heimandatz's heart	1
#292	Iiti Kitty phone charm	9
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#463	Jolly Roger charrrm	6
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#443	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#325	Knob Goblin elite pants	15
#420	Knob Goblin elite polearm	10
#529	Knob Goblin elite shirt	8
#613	Knob Goblin firecracker	18
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#549	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
#463	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#314	Knob Goblin pants	39
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#331	Knob Goblin scimitar	34
#487	Knob Goblin seltzer	13
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#513	Knob Goblin superseltzer	5
#404	Knob Goblin tongs	25
#200	Knob Goblin visor	35
#508	Knob mushroom	8
#646	Knob sausage	1
#155	Knoll mushroom	95
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#669	LED block	1
#253	Lockenstock™ sandals	10
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#468	Mad Train wine	206
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#163	Meat detector	4
#667	Meleegra™ pills	9
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#676	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	24
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#223	Miniborg hiveminder	2
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#195	Miniborg stomper	3
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#1332	Mob Penguin cellular phone	7
#398	Mohawk wig	19
#371	Monstar energy beverage	8
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#796	Mountain Stream soda	5
#1230	Mr. Mediocrebar	32
#85	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#494	PADL Phone	4
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#812	Ram's Face Lager	3
#1358	Rock Pops	27
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#443	Snow Queen Crown	4
#830	Spam Witch sammich	8
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#1256	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	11
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#101	The Ring	1
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#911	Trollhouse cookies	9
#107	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	37
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#71	Unspeakable Earring	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#622	Warm Subject gift certificate	30
#349	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
#1425	Yummy Tummy bean	96
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#652	adder bladder	3
#91	albatross necklace	1
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#416	amulet of extreme plot significance	30
#248	ancient Magi-Wipes	26
#85	ancient cursed foot locker	4
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#357	ancient protein powder	10
#458	ancient spice	2
#316	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	16
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#1454	anniversary gift box	3
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#327	ant agonist	7
#142	ant hoe	3
#255	ant pick	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#234	anticheese	40
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#542	antique greaves	6
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#498	antique helmet	8
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#933	antique record album	1
#670	antique shield	3
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#694	antique spear	3
#266	armgun	9
#486	around the world	1
#343	arrrgyle socks	7
#433	asbestos apron	1
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#171	asbestos crossbow string	1
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#73	asbestos meat stack	1
#618	asbestos ore	8
#387	asbestos staff	1
#172	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#389	asparagus knife	15
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#344	asshat	4
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#115	attention spanner	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#890	awful poetry journal	43
#358	bätzle	1
#590	baby killer bee	16
#2045	baconstone	2
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#185	baconstone earring	1
#6538	badass belt	2
#382	bag of Cheat-Os	20
#1719	bag of airline peanuts	2
#504	bag of lard	2
#430	balaclava	1
#547	balaclava baklava	2
#2042	ball	1
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#121	bamboo bokuto	2
#1147	banana	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#221	banana daiquiri	1
#435	banana peel	5
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#1020	banana-frosted king cake	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#280	bar skin	44
#122	bar whip	1
#822	barbed-wire fence	2
#129	bargain flash powder	8
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#1799	barrrnacle	2
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#367	barskin hat	1
#46	barskin loincloth	2
#186	barskin tent	1
#49	bartender skull	1
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#67	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
#606	baseball	4
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#459	bat guano	16
#231	bat haggis	1
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#402	bat wing	29
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#353	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#784	batblade	1
#487	batgut	38
#280	beach glass bead	15
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#495	beer bomb	23
#465	beer bong	2
#172	beer cartilage	1
#254	beer goggles	1
#246	beer helmet	20
#788	beertini	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#316	bejeweled pledge pin	12
#242	bellhop bell	1
#243	bi-lateral logic compressor	15
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#272	big bass drum	3
#382	big boom	1
#439	big red clown nose	12
#475	big rock	1
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#363	bilge wine	36
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#282	bird rib	3
#479	bit-o-cactus	3
#589	black & tan	1
#89	black belt	1
#203	black cherry soda	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#189	black facepaint	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#458	black greaves	3
#547	black helmet	2
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#610	black pension check	1
#343	black pepper	5
#461	black picnic basket	1
#1046	black pixel	1
#1464	black plastic oyster egg	2
#370	black polka-dot oyster egg	14
#634	black pudding	1
#194	black sheepskin diploma	1
#523	black shield	2
#661	black snake skin	3
#464	black spot	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#487	black sword	3
#638	blackberry	5
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#1654	blood flower	1
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#318	blood-faced volleyball	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#312	bloody clown pants	18
#621	bloody mary	1
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1231	blue pixel	1
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#877	blue snowcone	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#213	bone collar	1
#400	bone rattle	3
#442	booty chest charrrm	9
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#58	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#338	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#307	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#841	bottle of gin	8
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#408	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#52	bottle of rum	2,519
#457	bottle of tequila	44
#331	bottle of ultravitamins	1
#386	bottle of vodka	45
#653	bottle of whiskey	32
#348	bottle opener belt buckle	5
#318	bottled inspiration	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#92	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
#406	bowl of cottage cheese	44
#219	bowl of lucky charms	3
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#368	box	31
#3699	box of sunshine	17
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#96	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
#363	boxed champagne	1
#607	boxed wine	20
#241	boxing glove	1
#455	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#246	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#252	brick of sand	6
#646	briefcase	2
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#910	broken skull	5
#624	broken sword	1
#274	bronze breastplate	5
#110	bronze handcuffs	1
#445	bronzed locust	2
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#516	brown sugar cane	3
#17	bubble bauble bow	12
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#30	bubblewrap crossbow	4
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#151	bubbly potion	122
#249	buckler buckle	1
#1627	buckyball	1
#108	buffalo blade	1
#208	bugbear beanie	38
#230	bugbear bungguard	27
#248	bullet-proof corduroys	18
#176	bum cheek	119
#443	bunch of square grapes	4
#466	bungle in the jungle	1
#408	burnt flower	1
#442	cactus fruit	2
#117	caipifruta	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#98	can cannon	1
#1436	can of Binarrrca	3
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#634	can of Red Minotaur	4
#421	can of Swiller	3
#210	can of black paint	1
#131	can of franks 'n' beans	2
#592	can of maces	1
#956	can of spinach	1
#164	can of starch	1
#1977	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	3
#1964	candied yams	3
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#340	candy knuckles	6
#321	candy stake	17
#365	cannonball charrrm	13
#338	canopic jar	11
#307	capacitor relay	38
#77	carbon nanotube frame	178
#281	carbonated soy milk	12
#376	carbonated water lily	8
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#507	cardboard ore	2
#57	cardboard staff	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#201	carob chunks	39
#585	casino pass	3
#487	cat appendix	4
#269	catgut	32
#502	centipede eggs	3
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#823	chaos butterfly	75
#89	charged magnet	1
#285	chef's hat	37
#664	cherry	1
#775	chewing gum on a string	1
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#68	chocolate filthy lucre	156
#580	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
#492	chopsticks	5
#372	chorizo taco	9
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#871	chrome ore	2
#283	chrome staff	2
#523	chrome sword	1
#115	chunk of depleted Grimacite	98
#446	chunk of rock salt	1
#264	clay peace-sign bead	15
#120	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#114	clockwork sphere	2
#152	cloudy potion	124
#1795	clown hammer	1
#234	clown shoes	13
#290	clown skin	23
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#2494	club necklace	2
#365	cocoa egg	31
#327	cocoa eggshell fragment	214
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#170	cog	186
#247	cog and sprocket assembly	1
#199	cold hi mein	2
#420	cold ninja mask	6
#374	cold wad	1
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#347	communications windchimes	15
🥉	control crystal	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#397	cool whip	7
#298	copper ha'penny charrrm	20
#522	corn holder	1
#568	corncob pipe	1
#287	cornuthaum	22
#1811	corpsetini	1
#918	cranberries	6
#568	crazy little Turkish delight	10
#541	creamsicle	1
#541	crowbarrr	2
#399	cursed black pearl onion	2
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#383	cursed sea biscuit	2
#432	cursed voodoo skull	1
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#1025	daisy	1
#585	dance card	1
#28	dark potion	735
#1037	dead guy's watch	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#263	decorative fountain	29
#1477	defective skull	1
#605	dehydrated caviar	2
#97	demon whip	1
#375	denim axe	1
#1170	dense meat stack	2
#259	dented harmonica	6
#496	deodorant	2
#527	depantsing bomb	2
#766	desiccated apricot	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#547	diamond-studded cane	7
#358	didgeridooka	7
#220	digital key lime	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#180	dirty hobo gloves	151
#1281	disassembled clover	5
#393	disbelief suspenders	2
#1183	disco ball	9
#1054	disco mask	10
#387	disease	28
#141	disembodied brain	32
#292	disembodied smile	1
#513	disintegrating quill pen	7
#418	displaced fish	7
#297	distressed denim pants	10
#957	disturbing fanfic	39
#300	divine can of silly string	34
#329	divine champagne flute	16
#413	donkey flipbook	2
#195	dope gangsta bling-bling	5
#356	dope wheels	1
#611	drab sonata	3
#654	draggin' ball hat	4
#251	dried face	14
#872	dry noodles	9
#1165	drywall axe	6
#771	duct tape	33
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#407	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
#139	dusty animal pelvis	3
#87	dusty animal skull	1
#562	dusty bottle of Marsala	16
#944	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#592	dusty bottle of Muscat	13
#540	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	18
#536	dusty bottle of Port	20
#441	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	25
#131	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	3
#105	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	4
#153	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	3
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#190	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#201	dusty left femur	2
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#185	dusty left first front claw	2
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#138	dusty left fourth rib	3
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#310	dusty left ninth rib	1
#201	dusty left radius	2
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#108	dusty left thumb	4
#144	dusty left ulna	3
#286	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#183	dusty right eleventh rib	2
#139	dusty right femur	3
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#195	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
#152	dusty right fourth rib	3
#208	dusty right humerus	2
#197	dusty right kneecap	2
#292	dusty right second front claw	1
#313	dusty right second rear claw	1
#104	dusty right second rib	4
#186	dusty right tenth rib	2
#293	dusty right third front claw	1
#134	dusty right third rib	3
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#80	dusty right twelfth rib	5
#110	dusty sacral vertebrae	4
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#189	dusty second cervical vertebra	2
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#205	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
#290	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#140	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
#136	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	3
#430	eXtreme mittens	7
#568	eXtreme scarf	3
#157	effervescent potion	117
#514	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	17
#248	empty meat tank	13
#461	enchanted bean	3
#184	enchanted brass knuckles	1
#124	enchantlers	1
#462	energy drink IV	2
#1145	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
#734	enormous belt buckle	1
#640	evil golden arch	6
#377	evil googly eye	11
#292	exploding hacky-sack	3
#1773	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#565	f3d0r4	7
#189	fairy gravy boat	6
#507	fake blood	2
#1638	fake fake vomit	4
#1791	fake hand	1
#137	fancy but probably evil chocolate	28
#1553	felt	4
#354	fetid feather	20
#322	fettucini Inconnu	1
#360	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	3
#201	filthy corduroys	48
#262	filthy knitted dread sack	32
#197	filthy pestle	15
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#3936	tiny plastic demoninja	1
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#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
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#110	union scalemail pants	1
#442	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	5
#2162	unstable laser battery	22
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#267	vampire collar	7
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
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#321	vodka martini	3
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#322	war tongs	4
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#956	yeti fur	33
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#2364	yo-yo	1
#235	yohohoyo	11

Wow, that's 18,994 items total!

what items are this player missing?