Museum :: Mongrel the Apathetic

Mongrel the Apathetic

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	Franken Stein	1
#114	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#405	"DRINK ME" potion	17
#114	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#24	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	2
#79	"KICK ME" sign	10
#105	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#98	"caramel" orange	23
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#114	"meat" stick	1
#191	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	10
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#111	1-ball	72
#21	1.21 jigawatts	10
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#27	100-Watt bulb	8
#37	11-leaf clover	49
#420	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	15
#14	18-picohertz resonator crystal	1
#239	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
#119	2-ball	67
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#42	25-meat staff	10
#119	3-ball	70
#144	30669 scroll	85
#144	33398 scroll	159
#272	334 scroll	23
#164	37x37x37 puzzle cube	8
#106	4-ball	80
#51	4-d camera	8
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#73	4-dimensional guitar	45
#42	4:20 bomb	10
#43	5-Alarm Saucepan	10
#119	5-ball	66
#78	5-hour acrimony	9
#113	6-ball	67
#34	64067 scroll	25
#98	668 scroll	15
#67	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	82
#122	7-ball	73
#25	7-inch discus	2
#147	8-ball	284
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#80	9-ball	14
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#132	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#100	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
#48	A Light that Never Goes Out	2
#55	A muse-bouche	8
#95	ASCII fu manchu	2
#196	ASCII shirt	11
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#21	Abyssal ember	8
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#36	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#42	Afternoon Delight	11
#58	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	8
#67	Aggressive Carrot	10
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#160	Alewife™ Ale	9
#9	Alexy sauce	6
#104	Alice's Army Alchemist	11
#75	Alice's Army Bowman	10
#77	Alice's Army Cleric	10
#72	Alice's Army Coward	10
#34	Alice's Army Dervish	10
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#110	Alice's Army Guard	10
#110	Alice's Army Halberder	10
#68	Alice's Army Hammerman	11
#75	Alice's Army Horseman	10
#59	Alice's Army Lanceman	11
#113	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	10
#39	Alice's Army Martyr	10
#104	Alice's Army Ninja	11
#116	Alice's Army Nurse	10
#108	Alice's Army Page	10
#110	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	10
#41	Alice's Army Sniper	10
#101	Alice's Army Spearsman	11
#114	Alice's Army Swordsman	10
#99	Alice's Army Wallman	11
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#37	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	7
#16	Amanitee	1
#96	Ambitious Turkey	4
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#19	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1456	Amulet of Yendor	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#268	Ancient Saucehelm	8
#286	Angelhair Culottes	4
#644	Angry Farmer candy	99
#140	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	10
#83	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#25	Arrow (+1)	183
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#59	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	2
#52	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	2
#53	Artist's Spatula of Despair	2
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#141	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#242	Atomic Comic	2
#52	Atomic Pop	24
#22	Aura Libre	9
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#26	AutumnFest ale	51
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#19	Aye Aye	9
#17	Aye Aye, Captain	9
#21	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	9
#25	Azurite	982
#118	BACON	63
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#404	BGE merchandise order form	10
#364	BGE pocket calendar	2
#827	BGE shotglass	10
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#436	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
#128	BOOterfinger	1
#37	BOOtonniere	2
#141	BRAINS shorts	10
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#214	BRICKO brick	763
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#43	BRICKO eye brick	2,085
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#21	BRICKO python	2
#14	BRICKO reactor	30
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#44	BROS Energy Drink	13
#82	BUBBLE GUM	1
#527	BURT	14
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#111	Baja sopapilla	7
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#288	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#1398	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	8
#611	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
#215	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
#63	Barulio's bottle	10
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#69	Bash-Ōs cereal	12
#57	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#52	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	1
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#22	Battlie Light Saver	104
#112	Beach Buck	39
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#40	Beignet Milgranet	10
#83	Belt of Howling Anger	6
#86	Ben-Gal™ Balm	33
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#336	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
#50	Bettie page	1
#15	Bicycle	1
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#128	Bit O' Ectoplasm	21
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#149	BitterSweetTarts	7
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#98	Bjorn's Hammer	4
#88	Black Body™ spray	7
#16	Black Hole	10
#151	Black No. 2	72
#231	Blackfly Chardonnay	18
#219	Blatantly Canadian	13
#453	Bling of the New Wave	3
#326	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#58	Blood 'n' Plenty	10
#568	Blood Light	1
#36	Bloody Nora	3
#65	Blue Diamond of Honesty	7
#14	Bluzzard	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#32	Boletus Broletus mushroom	3
#28	Boltsmann ID badge	2
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#1920	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#10	Bonestabber	10
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#126	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#110	Boozehounds Anonymous token	9
#27	Bordeaux Marteaux	11
#22	Boris's beer	1
#19	Boris's bread	1
#65	Boris's key lime	11
#133	Boris's key lime pie	10
#161	Boris's ring	10
#1165	Boss Bat bling	2
#1646	Boss Bat britches	5
#53	Boss Drops	15
#91	Boulevardier cocktail	3
#66	Bowl of Scorpions	10
#75	Bowlet	1
#72	Boxing Day Pass	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#64	Bram's choker	2
#4	Brandonian footlocker key	36
#22	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	11
#373	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	10
#22	Breathitin™	1
#31	Bright Water	10
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#64	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#518	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	10
#128	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
#65	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
#830	Bulky Buddy Box	3
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#15	Buttery Boy	1
#16	Buttery Knob	10
#40	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	12
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#82	C.H.U.M. knife	10
#23	C.H.U.M. lantern	5
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#467	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#214	CRIMBCOIDS mints	10
#228	CRIMBCOLOAF	10
#122	CSA all-purpose soap	10
#132	CSA bravery badge	10
#164	CSA cheerfulness ration	10
#162	CSA discount card	10
#152	CSA obedience grenade	10
#166	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	10
#18	Caipiranha	10
#45	Cajun accordion	1
#20	Calzone of Legend	1
#142	Camp Scout pup tent	10
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#23	Can-Can skirt	3
#32	Candicaine	10
#21	Candy Alexander	10
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#15	Carpricorn	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#16	Cement Mixer	10
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#40	Cerebral Crossbow	10
#20	Cerebral Culottes	10
#18	Chakra Libre	10
#61	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
#21	Champagne Shimmy	1
#100	Charity's choker	1
#28	Charleston Choo-Choo	8
#18	Charter: Nellyville	4
#16	Ched	1
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#14	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	16
#29	Chester's Aquarius medallion	2
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#26	Chester's cutoffs	3
#57	Chester's moustache	2
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#23	Chester's sunglasses	2
#22	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	2
#90	Chinese curse words	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#20	Choker of the Ultragoth	3
#16	Chorale of Companionship	4
#53	Chori Zo trading card	3
#296	Chroner	121
#15	Chroner cross	1
#10	Chubby and Plump bar	298
#36	Churchill	1
#160	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
#35	Citrus Crush wine cooler	10
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#20	Claybender glasses	38
#48	Climate Colada	1
#111	Cloaca Cola Polar	12
#1078	Cloaca grenade	8
#889	Cloaca-Cola	20
#376	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	10
#343	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	8
#299	Cloaca-Cola helmet	8
#273	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	10
#309	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#75	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	10
#45	Cloak of Dire Shadows	10
#131	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	6
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#74	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1869	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#78	Coily™	1
#254	Colander of Em-er'il	8
#9	Cold Fang	1
#311	Cold Hots candy	22
#66	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	13
#113	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	12
#66	Comet Drop	1
#55	Comet Pop	7
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#25	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#35	Cookbook of the Damned	11
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#349	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#86	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	15
#466	Corpse Island iced tea	11
#13	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#115	Cracklin' Oat Bran	1
#23	Crazymaker	12
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#1041	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#21	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#20	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#74	Crimbo Credit	195
#51	Crimbo Factory surprise box	45
#429	Crimbo candied pecan	26
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#25	Crimbo cookie sheet	2
#38	Crimbo crystal shards	10
#62	Crimbo dinner	11
#18	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#47	Crimbo food scraps	237
#350	Crimbo fudge	33
#74	Crimbo paste	1
#280	Crimbo peppermint bark	48
#230	Crimbo pie	11
#144	Crimbo salad	6
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#95	Crimbo train emergency brake	39
#17	Crimbo training manual	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#86	Crimbojito	3
#87	Crimbolex watch	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#81	Crimbonium fuel rod	34
#44	Crimbosmopolitan	27
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#412	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#38	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#148	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	3
#191	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#146	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	3
#176	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	2
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#358	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	4
#171	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	2
#26	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#375	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	3
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#102	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	4
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#409	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
#180	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#317	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
#407	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	2
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#105	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	5
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#1830	Crimboween memo	3
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#46	Crimbuccaneer breeches	3
#72	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	9
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#78	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
#161	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	12
#26	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	4
#38	Crimbuccaneer lantern	2
#88	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	7
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#49	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1,239
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	20
#48	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#69	Crimbuccaneer shirt	8
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	2
#36	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#33	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	20
#2943	Crimbuck	4
#161	Crown of the Goblin King	117
#31	Cursed Punch	10
#17	Cycloney	1
#160	D roll	71
#137	DNOTC Box	3
#225	DUFRESNE Suds	1
#30	Dad's brandy	10
#1423	Daffy Taffy	10
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#26	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
#48	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	10
#17	Dark & Starry	10
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#18	Deep Dish of Legend	1
#68	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	4
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#143	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#41	Disco Banjo	13
#79	Disgeist	1
#48	Dish of Clarified Butter	1
#91	Divine	12
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#88	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	75
#357	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	20
#32	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	5
#171	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#55	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
#33	Doc's Fortifying Wine	2
#36	Doc's Limbering Wine	1
#24	Doc's Medical-Grade Wine	1
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#27	Doc's Special Reserve Wine	1
#36	Dogsgotnonoz pills	11
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#407	Dolphin King's crown	11
#338	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	25
#13	Doublepunchplanter	10
#192	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	19
#23	Drac & Tan	10
#27	Dragonscale breastplate	1
#23	Dramatic™ range	82
#133	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	48
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#26	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hemlock	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#15	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#9	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#16	Drip Institute petri dish	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#98	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
#284	Drowsy Sword	68
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#20	Drunken Astrophysicist	10
#18	Drunken Neurologist	10
#16	Drunken Philosopher	10
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#28	Duke Vampire's regal cloak	1
#21	Dump Truck	11
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#35	Duskwalker fangs	25
#31	Duskwalker syringe	68
#205	Dust bunny	1
#88	Dweebisol™ inhaler	1
#1003	Dyspepsi grenade	8
#1105	Dyspepsi-Cola	30
#312	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	10
#324	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	8
#304	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	8
#285	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	10
#246	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	9
#60	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	10
#12	EMD holo-record	1
#17	Earring of Fire	4
#15	Earth and Firewater	10
#25	Earth, Wind and Firewater	10
#21	Easter grasshopper	1
#28	Eau de Guaneau	18
#168	Ecto-Cooler	7
#125	Effermint™ tablets	25
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#153	El Sombrero De Lopez	13
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#116	El Vibrato power sphere	13
#17	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
#77	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
#64	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	10
#58	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	10
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	7
#130	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#96	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	11
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	10
#67	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	10
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#139	Elder Turtle Shell	12
#23	Electric Punch	1
#83	Elf Army machine parts	30
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#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
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#14	yam and swiss	1
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#10	yam martini	1
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#11	yam slider	1
#17	ye olde golde frontes	13
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#47	yellow drunki-bear	29
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#37	yule grog	1
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#99	yummy death watch beetle	10
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#69	zmobie	11
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#162	zombie hollandaise	2
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1
#1201	zombie pineal gland	3

Wow, that's 267,499 items total!

what items are this player missing?