| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #528 | CRIMBCO scrip | 395 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1150 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1273 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1098 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1091 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #461 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1287 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #445 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 2 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #969 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #352 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 3 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1501 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #3287 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #251 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #301 | chorizo brownies | 6 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #465 | communications windchimes | 7 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #407 | didgeridooka | 5 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #831 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #461 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #970 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #361 | fire poi | 4 |
| #141 | frat brats | 7 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1079 | fudgecule | 54 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #969 | herringcello | 20 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| #407 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #433 | iGoogly | 52 |
| #1278 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #529 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #726 | killing feather | 51 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1151 | length of string | 7 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #675 | lollipop stick | 17 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #270 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #401 | reinforced beaded headband | 5 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #659 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #950 | rogue swarmer | 54 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #384 | salty slug | 3 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #681 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1830 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #712 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #598 | spooky length of string | 17 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #760 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #239 | synthetic stuffing | 53 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #316 | theoretical string | 54 |
| #257 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #247 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #336 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #409 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #553 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #842 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #886 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #954 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #828 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #927 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #710 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #729 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #964 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1657 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1406 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #713 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1851 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #808 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #1002 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1635 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #812 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #990 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #630 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #521 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #491 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 14 |
| #935 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #940 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #323 | toy hoverpad | 53 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |