| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #528 | CRIMBCO scrip | 395 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1096 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #443 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 2 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #455 | bottle opener belt buckle | 2 |
| #351 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 3 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #314 | can of spinach | 7 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #250 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #300 | chorizo brownies | 6 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #464 | communications windchimes | 7 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #407 | didgeridooka | 5 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #461 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #593 | evil googly eye | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #361 | fire poi | 4 |
| #141 | frat brats | 7 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #1076 | fudgecule | 54 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #967 | herringcello | 20 |
| #454 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 6 |
| #406 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #433 | iGoogly | 52 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #726 | killing feather | 51 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1152 | length of string | 7 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #675 | lollipop stick | 17 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #269 | papaya slung | 6 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #419 | recursive spline reticulator | 7 |
| #400 | reinforced beaded headband | 5 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #657 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #951 | rogue swarmer | 54 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #383 | salty slug | 3 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #599 | spooky length of string | 17 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #532 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #239 | synthetic stuffing | 53 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #316 | theoretical string | 54 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #755 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #192 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 8 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #884 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #708 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #751 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 10 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #1402 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #728 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 10 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #962 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 18 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic goth giant | 11 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #712 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 10 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #806 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 9 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #811 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #988 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #520 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 13 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #491 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 14 |
| #932 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 19 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #939 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #323 | toy hoverpad | 53 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |