Museum :: Impalator

Impalator

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1045	BGE merchandise order form	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#674	Black No. 2	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#925	Boris's ring	1
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#1553	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1701	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#1423	CRIMBCO wine	3
#2127	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#399	Cold Hots candy	13
#285	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	3
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#73	Crimbo paste	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#650	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2697	Crimbuck	8
#3598	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#1296	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#724	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	4
#1494	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#287	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#2269	Drowsy Sword	2
#184	Duskwalker syringe	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#650	FDKOL commendation	45
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#76	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#254	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	3
#58	Gets-You-Drunk	2
#102	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#485	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
#679	Gnollish toolbox	1
#1048	Go-Wassail	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#159	Imp Ale	1,496
#1203	Instant Karma	1
#778	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	4
#1091	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#477	Knob Goblin scimitar	15
#666	Knob Goblin seltzer	4
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#718	Knob Goblin steroids	4
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#963	Knob Goblin tongs	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#514	Knob mushroom	7
#342	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knoll mushroom	8
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#1199	M-242	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#491	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
#705	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#1059	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2
#850	Mohawk wig	2
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#374	NG	1
#566	NPZR chemistry set	2
#178	O'RLY manual	3
#612	PADL Phone	1
#769	Penultimate Fantasy chest	3
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#2431	Rock Pops	3
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#711	Senior Mints	5
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#142	Squat-Thrust Magazine	4
#778	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
#738	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	3
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#52	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#288	Tiger-lily's milk	1
#562	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#240	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	4
#254	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
#243	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	4
#1216	Trollhouse cookies	2
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#199	Ultrasoldier Serum	4
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#1038	Warm Subject gift certificate	2
#1955	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
#120	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	12
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#279	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
#2955	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#292	Ze™ goggles	1
#614	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#821	adder bladder	1
#109	adhesive tape dolly	1
#616	all-purpose cleaner	2
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#1252	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#582	ancient protein powder	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#654	antique greaves	3
#500	antique hand mirror	3
#454	antique helmet	10
#930	antique record album	1
#581	antique shield	5
#533	antique spear	7
#484	armgun	1
#303	asbestos sword	2
#489	asparagus knife	10
#1765	awful poetry journal	2
#721	baby killer bee	12
#7429	badass belt	1
#950	bag of Cheat-Os	1
#1592	ball	2
#86	banana milkshake	1
#654	banana peel	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#426	bananagate	13
#2126	barrrnacle	1
#900	baseball	1
#940	bat guano	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1193	bath ball gift set	2
#464	battered Crimbo Crate	23
#100	beastly paste	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#967	beer bomb	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#416	begpwnia	1
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#285	big boom	3
#36	big glob of skin	6
#377	bird rib	1
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#389	black kettle drum	1
#611	black pension check	1
#667	black shield	1
#851	black snake skin	1
#726	black sword	1
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#391	blind-packed capsule toy	5
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#316	blood-faced volleyball	1
#315	blue pixel potion	2
#133	bone aperitif	4
#429	bone flute	1
#195	bone meal	2
#76	bone spurs	1
#53	bonerang	1
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#697	bottle of alcohol	1
#623	bottle of bubbles	4
#169	bottle of fire	75
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#19	boulder	354
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#204	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
#149	brass gear	12
#303	brick of sand	4
#570	brine	33
#501	broken sword	2
#201	brown felt tophat	1
#129	bubble-wrap simulator	8
#406	bubblin' crude	2
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#294	bucket of honey	2
#706	buckyball	6
#52	bug paste	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#743	burst hellseal brain	2
#108	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#736	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#51	can of depilatory cream	3
#593	can of maces	1
#733	can of spinach	2
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1439	candied yams	5
#4785	candy cane	1
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#3108	candy stake	2
#587	canopic jar	1
#1749	canteen of wine	1
#530	carbonated soy milk	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#873	casino pass	1
#956	cast	2
#1508	chaos butterfly	4
#189	charming flute	2
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#606	chocolate filthy lucre	2
#231	chocolate pasta spoon	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#537	chopsticks	4
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#523	chrome sword	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#72	clockwork claws	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#57	clockwork handle	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#40	clockwork rod	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#65	clockwork spine	1
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#86	clockwork widget	1
#967	cloudy potion	1
#1978	club necklace	3
#290	cocktail onion	1
#274	collection of tiny spooky objects	5
#752	commemorative war stein	2
#651	communications windchimes	1
#468	cool mushroom	4
#864	cool whip	1
#569	cornuthaum	4
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#701	corpsetini	7
#334	corrupted data	43
#38	cosmic paste	1
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#115	cube of billiard chalk	3
#648	daisy	2
#585	dance card	1
#58	demonic paste	1
#591	deodorant	1
#1956	diamond necklace	3
#597	didgeridooka	1
#971	dirty hobo gloves	2
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#1024	disease	1
#787	disintegrating quill pen	1
#214	displaced fish	25
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1645	disturbing fanfic	3
#1640	doll house	1
#656	donkey flipbook	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#264	dragon snaps	2
#248	drop of water-37	31
#635	drum machine	2
#1979	drywall axe	1
#638	dusty Crimbo crate	16
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#748	dusty bottle of Muscat	6
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#840	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	3
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#203	dwarvish magazine	6
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#70	ectoplasmic paste	1
🥈	eerily silent box	1
#647	effervescent potion	7
#43	elemental paste	2
#1811	elven limbos gingerbread	1
#1550	elven cellocello	12
#1586	elven moonshine	1
#1743	elven suicide capsule	6
#798	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	7
#618	ennui-flavored potato chips	34
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#237	escargotsicle	1
#179	especially salty dog	2
#849	evil golden arch	2
#209	evil golden arches	4
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#48	extra-large palm-frond toupee	3
#470	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1016	eye of newt	1
#402	eye-pod	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1009	fake plastic grass	1
#849	fancy bath salts	1
#1832	fancy chocolate	2
#1636	fancy chocolate car	5
#1783	fancy dress ball	3
#1378	fat stacks of cash	1
#604	ferret bait	2
#686	festive sausage	2
#628	fetid feather	3
#185	figurine of a charred seal	17
#349	figurine of a cold seal	17
#504	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#770	figurine of a sleek seal	1
#245	figurine of a slippery seal	7
#247	figurine of a stinking seal	9
#275	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
#304	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#182	figurine of an armored seal	1
#880	fine wine	1
#609	fish-liver oil	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#700	flaming feather	3
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#941	flaming talons	1
#694	flirtatious feather	2
#768	floaty sand	5
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#702	frightful feather	2
#619	frigid fudgepuck	2
#193	frigid hankyū	2
#901	frigid ninja stars	5
#221	frost-rimed seal hide	1
#576	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#726	frozen feather	2
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#597	frozen nunchaku	2
#98	frozen seal spine	1
#1946	fruitcake	5
#377	fudge bunny	1
#197	fudge cube	1
#532	fudge lily	6
#258	fudge spork	1
#431	fudgecule	2,565
#179	fudgecycle	1
#219	fudgesicle	1
#696	funky dried mushroom	2
#1456	furry fur	1
#4737	fuzzy dice	1
#497	ga-ga radio	2
#661	gas balloon	1
#614	gauze garter	1
#121	gauze hammock	1
#1921	ghost cucumber	1
#982	ghuol ears	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#135	giant green gummi bear	1
#172	giant green gummi ingot	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#159	giant heirloom grape tomato	2
#126	giant jar of protein powder	5
#642	giant moxie weed	1
#1019	giant needle	4
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#134	giant red gummi bear	1
#163	giant red gummi ingot	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#131	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#1884	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
#630	gloomy black mushroom	5
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#769	gnoll lips	1
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#392	goat	1
#705	goat beard	2
#703	goat cheese	4
#355	goatskin umbrella	3
#825	gob of wet hair	1
#159	goblin hunting spear	1
#51	goblin paste	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#2777	golden ring	1
#69	gooey paste	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#328	grassy cutlass	2
#1387	gray bow tie	1
#72	greasy paste	1
#882	green balloon	1
#1417	green beer	4
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#556	green gummi ingot	35
#288	green pixel potion	2
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#428	gremlin juice	3
#634	grouchy restless spirit	7
#5337	grue egg	1
#871	guitar pick	1
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#201	gummi salamander	1
#135	gummi snake	3
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#908	gyroscope	2
#62	hair of the calf	4
#655	hair spray	1
#260	half-baked potion	1
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#93	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
#190	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
#4484	handful of confetti	2
#1282	handful of hand chalk	1
#544	handful of moss	2
#453	handful of pine needles	1
#631	handful of sawdust	1
#399	handful of walnuts	2
#506	happiness	2
#2505	heart necklace	2
#1114	heavy D	2
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#554	hellseal claw	1
#520	hellseal whisker	1
#1490	herringcello	11
#53	hippy paste	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#258	hot buttered roll	1
#115	hot date	131
#122	hot daub	3
#384	hot nuggets	1
#916	hot wing	13
#605	huge spoon	1
#184	hyperinflated seal lung	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#212	icy-hot katana	3
#163	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
#60	indescribably horrible paste	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#739	infernal insoles	1
#74	infernal toilet brush	1
#605	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
#194	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
#682	irate sombrero	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#59	ironic battle spoon	5
#2406	irradiated candy cane	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#418	jawbruiser	6
#967	jerky coins	3
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#367	knob bugle	1
#583	kumquartz	7
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#442	large box	6
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#627	licorice garrote	4
#470	licorice root	5
#1007	lihc eye	1
#904	lihc face	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#1025	line	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#836	live wire	1
#666	lollipop stick	18
#1452	loose teeth	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#912	lowercase N	1
#107	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	2
#251	lupine sword	3
#385	magic lamp	1
#272	magic whistle	4
#1219	magical ice cubes	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#676	maiden wig	1
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#855	marshmallow	2
#482	marshmallow flambé	1
#1322	marzipan skull	1
#498	meat engine	1
#1013	meat vortex	2
#132	meatspout staff	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#910	metallic A	7
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#468	mojo filter	1
#588	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
#223	molten brick	50
#1500	monomolecular yo-yo	5
#646	mother's little helper	1
#1082	motivational poster	2
#152	muculent machete	1
#690	mugcake	1
#218	mummy mask	1
#812	mummy wrapping	1
#378	mushroom pizza	1
#1680	mylar scout drone	1
#3704	nanite-infested candy cane	1
#488	necrotizing body spray	2
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#85	ninja carabiner	2
#85	ninja crampons	2
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#424	ninja mop	3
#91	ninja rope	2
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#3383	obsidian dagger	1
#392	ocarina of space	2
#93	oily boid	1
#470	oily golden mushroom	1
#64	oily paste	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#593	old leather wallet	2
#81	one-winged stab bat	1
#182	open sauce	2
#1229	orange candy heart	1
#861	orange snowcone	1
#52	orc paste	1
#231	orcish hand lotion	1
#232	orcish nailing lube	1
#225	orcish rubber	1
#1170	original G	1
#580	oversized pizza cutter	5
#1185	pack of KWE trading card	2
#257	pack of chewing gum	1
#927	pack of pogs	1
#1315	pail	3
#807	pair of bolt cutters	4
#44	palm-frond capris	3
#127	palm-frond cloak	2
#104	palm-frond fan	2
#48	palm-frond net	3
#64	palm-frond whip	3
#806	paperclip	14
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#363	parasitic claw	1
#228	parasitic headgnawer	1
#233	parasitic strangleworm	1
#189	parasitic tentacles	1
#1238	passable elf mask	4
#335	pasta spoon	85
#1304	patent leather shoes	1
#207	pear supersucker	1
#348	pearidot	18
#125	pec oil	6
#1445	penguin focaccia bread	11
#29	penguin paste	1
#100	pentacorn hat	1
#265	philosopher's scone	2
#332	phish stick	3
#1170	phonics down	1
#875	photoprotoneutron torpedo	6
#1234	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
#829	piece of wedding cake	3
#1095	pile of candy	1
#54	pirate paste	1
#361	pitchfork	5
#38	pixel boomerang	2
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#72	pixel shield	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#465	plastic guitar	1
#840	plot hole	26
#502	pocketwatch on a chain	6
#449	pointed stick	1
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#196	pointy mushroom wine	1
#224	pointy red hat	1
#914	pool cue	2
#2213	porquoise	1
#1199	possessed top	4
#812	potted cactus	1
#489	potted fern	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#132	powdered candy sushi set	7
#283	powdered donut	2
#491	powdered organs	1
#88	powdered sealbone	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#2038	pretty flower	1
#996	probability potion	4
#1105	procrastination potion	2
#489	puce polka-dot oyster egg	8
#252	puce striped oyster egg	10
#907	pulsing flesh	4
#268	pumpkin beer	1
#130	pumpkin juice	1
#225	punk rock jacket	1
#335	purple pixel pie	1
#485	pygmy blowgun	1
#377	pygmy nose-bone	1
#713	radium-flavored potato chips	25
#51	raisin	13
#555	ram horns	1
#557	ram stick	1
#367	rave whistle	4
#962	razor-sharp can lid	1
#1204	razor-tipped yo-yo	5
#124	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#546	red gummi ingot	35
#662	red pixel potion	1
#577	reinforced beaded headband	1
#772	reodorant	1
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#610	rice bowl	1
#722	ridiculously huge sword	7
#665	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
#1652	rigid carapace	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#1456	roasted marshmallow	2
#259	rocky raccoon	62
#1918	roll of toilet paper	5
#388	round green sunglasses	1
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#2794	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
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#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
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#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
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#3938	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
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#545	tofu casserole	1
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#1557	top	2
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#1157	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
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#409	true grit	3
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#248	tube of hair oil	1
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#516	twinkly powder	1
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#609	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
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#176	vial of The Glistening	1
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#746	vinegar	46
#558	vorpal blade	5
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#1454	x-ray specs	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#551	yellow gummi ingot	35
#1465	yo-yo	8

Wow, that's 7,609 items total!

what items are this player missing?