Museum :: completebastich

completebastich

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#626	1-ball	6
#210	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	49
#503	2-ball	8
#481	3-ball	9
#315	30669 scroll	29
#154	33398 scroll	144
#325	334 scroll	18
#552	4-ball	7
#470	5-ball	9
#603	6-ball	6
#190	64067 scroll	2
#197	668 scroll	6
#94	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	47
#361	7-ball	14
#470	8-ball	51
#626	9-ball	1
#234	ASCII shirt	9
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#479	Angry Farmer candy	180
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#750	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
#1257	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#107	Black No. 2	118
#61	Blackfly Chardonnay	167
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#53	Bohemian rhapsody	17
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#67	Boris's ring	20
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#437	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	14
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#266	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#1018	Cloaca grenade	9
#1094	Cloaca-Cola	10
#169	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
#126	Cloaca-Cola helmet	16
#176	Cloaca-Cola shield	13
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#74	Cookbook of the Damned	7
#672	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#179	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
#785	Corpse Island iced tea	6
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#597	Crimbuck	1,667
#1217	Crown of the Goblin King	19
#628	Daffy Taffy	45
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#202	Divine	3
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#88	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	182
#211	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	7
#220	Doc's Miracle Cure	6
#562	Dolphin King's crown	8
#777	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
#636	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	5
#231	Dramatic™ range	6
#818	Drowsy Sword	19
#1391	Dyspepsi grenade	3
#341	Dyspepsi-Cola	200
#904	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#177	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
#154	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	14
#150	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	13
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#137	Eau de Guaneau	4
#1103	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
#221	El Vibrato power sphere	5
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#104	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
#129	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	2
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#255	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#125	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	28
#138	Elfin shortbread	8
#269	Elmley shades	3
#249	Ent cider	43
#37	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	425
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#331	Frat Army FGF	6
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#64	Frost™ brand sword	2
#203	Gaia beads	18
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#103	Genalen™ Bottle	41
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#74	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#40	Gnollish casserole dish	28
#111	Gnollish flyswatter	30
#97	Gnollish pie server	19
#170	Gnollish pie tin	30
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#93	Gnollish slotted spoon	22
#275	Gnollish toolbox	16
#108	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
#215	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#179	Hippy Army MPE	49
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#190	Iiti Kitty phone charm	17
#273	Imp Ale	763
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#57	Jarlsberg's earring	19
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#146	Jolly Roger charrrm	32
#221	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	10
#495	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	13
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#140	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
#145	Knob Goblin elite helm	42
#177	Knob Goblin elite pants	34
#194	Knob Goblin elite polearm	30
#174	Knob Goblin elite shirt	51
#246	Knob Goblin firecracker	93
#169	Knob Goblin harem pants	32
#177	Knob Goblin harem veil	29
#120	Knob Goblin love potion	136
#119	Knob Goblin melon baller	28
#414	Knob Goblin pants	21
#128	Knob Goblin perfume	31
#345	Knob Goblin scimitar	31
#122	Knob Goblin seltzer	214
#115	Knob Goblin spatula	208
#140	Knob Goblin steroids	103
#27	Knob Goblin stink bomb	89
#160	Knob Goblin superseltzer	58
#329	Knob Goblin tongs	39
#216	Knob Goblin visor	32
#170	Knob lo mein	1
#155	Knob mushroom	99
#85	Knob sausage	164
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#71	Knob stir-fry	7
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#74	Knoll lo mein	3
#162	Knoll mushroom	91
#161	Knoll shroomkabob	10
🥈	LARP membership card	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#219	Lockenstock™ sandals	13
#1267	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	19
#405	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	18
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#108	M-242	109
#62	MSG	25
#455	Mad Train wine	213
#308	Mae West	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#194	Manetwich	4
#65	Mariner's Friend cough drops	14
#242	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	9
#256	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	11
#72	Meat detector	8
#131	Meat maid	1
#113	Meleegra™ pills	98
#413	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	9
#325	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	156
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#236	Mohawk wig	52
#246	Mon Tiki	3
#141	Monstar energy beverage	85
#89	Morbidda trading card	2
#201	Mountain Stream soda	168
#661	Mr. Mediocrebar	80
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#83	ND	3
#192	Nardz energy beverage	3
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#208	Necrotelicomnicon	3
#226	Neuromancer	2
#113	New Cloaca-Cola	2
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#166	Oil of Parrrlay	19
#870	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
#102	Orcish baseball cap	53
#108	Orcish cargo shorts	38
#135	Orcish frat-paddle	32
#195	Orcish meat locker	2
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#219	PADL Phone	46
#330	Penultimate Fantasy chest	58
#115	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	14
#68	Pine-Fresh air freshener	54
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#188	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	2
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#349	Ram's Face Lager	76
#32	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	6
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#63	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	19
#686	Rock Pops	76
#216	SPF 451 lip balm	11
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#127	Sinful Desires	5
#618	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#82	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	15
#222	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	4
#361	Snow Queen Crown	6
#337	Spam Witch sammich	105
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#733	Spooky Surprise Egg	5
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#62	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
#27	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
#27	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#34	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
#91	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
#33	Staff of the Short Order Cook	2
#77	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#61	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#142	Supernova Champagne	52
#162	Swabbie™ swab	27
#307	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	199
#214	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	18
#77	The Snake trading card	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#1166	Time Juice	4
#183	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	28
#256	Trollhouse cookies	178
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#204	Tuesday's ruby	12
#400	Typical Tavern swill	9
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#93	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	42
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#249	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#1912	Valentine	3
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#286	Wand of Nagamar	20
#568	Warm Subject gift certificate	42
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#740	Wint-O-Fresh mint	12
#227	Woldo trading card	1
#381	Wolfman Nardz	2
#1117	Yakisoba's hat	1
#87	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	6
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#640	Yummy Tummy bean	308
#375	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#565	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#276	abominable snowcone	61
#164	accidental cider	12
#161	acid-squirting flower	28
#206	acoustic guitarrr	20
#98	adder bladder	160
#127	agua de vida	35
#190	all-purpose cleaner	48
#196	amulet of extreme plot significance	85
#76	ancient Magi-Wipes	247
#189	ancient frozen dinner	12
#103	ancient protein powder	99
#81	ancient spice	60
#58	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#423	ancient vinyl coin purse	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
#438	annoying pitchfork	6
#126	ant agonist	30
#141	ant hoe	3
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#140	anti-anti-antidote	42
#199	anticheese	53
#176	antique greaves	61
#99	antique hand mirror	92
#161	antique helmet	71
#166	antique packet of ketchup	11
#190	antique shield	55
#171	antique spear	68
#294	armgun	6
#196	arrrgyle socks	14
#137	asbestos apron	10
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#122	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#160	asbestos ore	54
#152	asbestos staff	4
#303	asbestos sword	2
#369	asparagus knife	17
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#302	asshat	5
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#544	awful poetry journal	137
#315	baby killer bee	32
#531	baconstone	15
#185	baconstone earring	1
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#3770	badass belt	10
#296	bag of Cheat-Os	32
#287	bag of lard	4
#430	balaclava	1
#194	balaclava baklava	17
#2043	ball	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#116	balloon monkey	14
#156	ballroom blintz	43
#1145	banana	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#208	banana spritzer	1
#218	banjo strings	1
#264	bar skin	49
#57	bar whip	2
#203	barbed-wire fence	34
#305	bargain flash powder	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#434	barrrnacle	37
#73	barskin buckler	1
#110	barskin cloak	1
#189	barskin hat	3
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#186	barskin tent	1
#292	baseball	17
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#98	basic meat fez	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#61	basic meat kilt	2
#95	basic meat pants	2
#86	basic meat skirt	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#144	basic meat sword	1
#138	bat guano	140
#231	bat haggis	1
#40	bat hat	2
#77	bat whip	1
#233	bat wing	74
#215	bat wing kabob	1
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#150	batblade	30
#152	batgut	263
#141	battered hubcap	3
#177	beach glass bead	35
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#168	beanbag chair	3
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#138	beer basted brat	1
#148	beer bomb	312
#198	beer bong	15
#201	beer helmet	31
#472	beer lens	3
#43	beer-a-pult	4
#583	beertini	2
#430	beholed bedsheet	2
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#203	bejeweled pledge pin	35
#49	bellhop bell	17
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#154	big bad voodoo mask	5
#198	big bass drum	6
#381	big boom	1
#191	big red clown nose	44
#151	big stick	2
#254	bilge wine	83
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#189	bird rib	9
#1206	bit of clingfilm	2
#134	bit-o-cactus	38
#59	black & tan	103
#89	black belt	1
#86	black cowboy hat	1
#133	black eyedrops	6
#116	black facepaint	3
#64	black forest cake	146
#46	black forest ham	168
#117	black greaves	30
#155	black helmet	21
#191	black kettle drum	5
#561	black paisley oyster egg	9
#299	black pension check	12
#44	black pepper	184
#461	black picnic basket	1
#179	black pixel	210
#701	black plastic oyster egg	6
#555	black polka-dot oyster egg	9
#157	black pudding	21
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#107	black shield	33
#131	black snake skin	78
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#126	black sword	31
#145	blackberry	163
#96	blackberry combat boots	4
#67	blackberry moccasins	4
#98	blackberry polite	3
#36	blackberry slippers	9
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#185	bloody beer	130
#168	bloody clown pants	48
#481	bloody mary	2
#266	blue paisley oyster egg	12
#306	blue pixel	231
#749	blue plastic oyster egg	6
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
#610	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
#222	blundarrrbus	2
#180	boilermaker	2
#142	bone collar	2
#290	bone flute	3
#197	bone rattle	11
#294	booty chest charrrm	22
#63	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#234	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	7
#202	bottle of Definit	9
#297	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	3
#268	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4
#223	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	8
#174	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	48
#175	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
#253	bottle of Pinot Renoir	6
#123	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	9
#121	bottle of alcohol	44
#74	bottle of black cat tonic	14
#218	bottle of cooking sherry	8
#192	bottle of gin	146
#1532	bottle of goofballs	15
#238	bottle of popskull	10
#36	bottle of realpagne	22
#152	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	3
#250	bottle of rum	283
#58	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	15
#303	bottle of tequila	98
#237	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#341	bottle of vodka	54
#247	bottle of whiskey	198
#191	bottle opener belt buckle	21
#122	bottled inspiration	9
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#376	bowl of cottage cheese	51
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#39	bowl of rye sprouts	23
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#125	box	134
#7453	box of sunshine	1
#65	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	3
#364	boxed champagne	1
#406	boxed wine	53
#156	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	19
#247	brains casserole	1
#248	brainy skull	1
#231	brass stinger	2
#2374	brick	2
#121	brick of sand	17
#232	briefcase	37
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#249	broken skull	91
#208	broken sword	20
#124	bronze breastplate	16
#96	bronzed locust	31
#126	brown sugar cane	56
#40	bubblewrap crossbow	2
#328	bubblewrap ore	5
#174	bubbly potion	104
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#98	buckler buckle	7
#787	buckyball	5
#108	buffalo blade	1
#212	bugbear beanie	37
#205	bugbear bungguard	32
#141	bullet-proof corduroys	52
#256	bum cheek	81
#109	bunch of square grapes	66
#464	bungle in the jungle	1
#207	buoybottoms	4
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#136	cactus fruit	21
#75	caipifruta	3
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#37	can cannon	2
#1592	can of Binarrrca	2
#352	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#142	can of Red Minotaur	33
#143	can of Swiller	38
#59	can of maces	18
#206	can of spinach	10
#93	can of starch	2
#32	can-can-in-a-can	21
#942	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#560	candied kobold	5
#861	candied yams	10
#717	candy brain	2
#2972	candy cane	5
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#341	candy knuckles	6
#3109	candy stake	2
#268	cannonball charrrm	24
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#152	canopic jar	73
#1116	canteen of wine	12
#1758	capacitor relay	1
#94	carbonated soy milk	105
#153	carbonated water lily	55
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#172	cardboard katana	3
#325	cardboard ore	5
#34	cardboard staff	2
#55	cardboard sword	2
#174	cardboard wakizashi	18
#173	carob brownies	1
#191	carob chunk cookies	13
#232	carob chunk noodles	8
#38	carob chunks	292
#159	casino pass	23
#166	cast	182
#52	cast-iron legacy paddle	4
#129	cat appendix	44
#157	catgut	79
#216	catgut taco	1
#109	catskin buckler	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#169	catsup	1
#151	centipede eggs	28
#699	chaos butterfly	108
#189	charming flute	2
#86	charrrm bracelet	3
#494	cheap elven gloves	9
#157	cheap plastic blowgun	1
#997	cheap toaster	2
#228	chef's hat	54
#110	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
#464	cherry	4
#272	cherry pie	1
#256	chewing gum on a string	60
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#328	chintzy noodle ring	2
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#146	chintzy seal pendant	8
#346	chintzy turtle brooch	2
#121	chloroform rag	42
#406	chocolate filthy lucre	8
#288	chocolate spurs	2
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#478	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
#492	chopsticks	5
#120	chorizo brownies	20
#174	chorizo taco	32
#189	chrome crossbow	4
#133	chrome helmet turtle	2
#64	chrome meat stack	1
#170	chrome ore	40
#283	chrome staff	2
#222	chrome sword	4
#2111	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#186	chunk of rock salt	24
#186	clay peace-sign bead	30
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#58	clockwork clockwise dome	1
#72	clockwork doohickey	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#364	clockwork key	6
#101	clockwork pants	1
#53	clockwork shank	1
#93	clockwork sheet	1
#114	clockwork sphere	2
#97	clockwork thingamajig	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#120	cloudy potion	172
#188	clown shoes	19
#184	clown skin	46
#73	clown whip	2
#65	clown wig	4
#120	clownskin belt	3
#62	clownskin buckler	3
#65	clownskin harness	10
#906	club necklace	8
#61	cob of corn	18
#170	cocktail napkin	39
#341	cocoa egg	35
#474	cocoa eggshell fragment	96
#345	coconut shell	135
#244	coffin lid	6
#108	cog	313
#124	cog and sprocket assembly	5
#347	cold ninja mask	9
#49	cold nuggets	114
#99	cold powder	11
#54	cold wad	151
#154	cologne of contempt	1
#538	commemorative war stein	11
#155	communications windchimes	93
#805	computronic processing unit	2
#129	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
#428	concentrated magicalness pill	3
🥉	control crystal	1
#213	cool mushroom	12
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#200	cool mushroom wine	1
#207	cool whip	25
#255	copper ha'penny charrrm	26
#81	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#171	corn holder	9
#111	cornuthaum	77
#897	corpse on the beach	5
#854	corpsedriver	5
#785	corpsetini	6
#180	costume sword	4
#246	cottage	1
#194	cranberries	184
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#320	crazy little Turkish delight	36
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#433	cream pie	1
#191	cream stout	26
#187	creamsicle	26
#151	crowbarrr	16
#125	cruelty-free wine	36
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#2119	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
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#1777	tiny plastic demoninja	4
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#2027	tiny plastic grue	9
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#2824	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
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#2154	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
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#2037	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
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#2171	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
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#3948	tiny plastic stab bat	4
#3349	tiny plastic star starfish	5
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
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#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
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#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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#51	tofu casserole	41
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#1403	tofurkey gravy	5
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#1269	toothsome rock	6
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#1344	toy hoverpad	3
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#1711	tree-eating kite	9
#435	tropical orchid	3
#158	true grit	20
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#183	tuxedo shirt	1
#78	twinkly nuggets	858
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#107	unrolling pin	1
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#328	unstable quark	1
#629	useless powder	144
#465	valuable trinket	176
#123	vampire collar	18
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
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#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#135	vial of patchouli oil	6
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#295	viking helmet	44
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#121	vorpal blade	88
#565	wad of cotton	4
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#28	wad of tofu	355
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#178	war tongs	15
#413	warm mushroom	3
#180	water pipe bomb	427
#331	water wings	2
#1538	wheel	1
#54	whip kit	11
#278	whiskey and cola	7
#97	whiskey and soda	13
#168	whiskey sour	14
#569	white Canadian	3
#133	white Xanadian	3
#397	white chocolate and tomato pizza	5
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#134	white chocolate chips	109
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#112	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
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#169	white satin pants	29
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#51	white whip	2
#118	wholeberd	1
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#46	wiffle-flail	2
#301	windchimes	25
#175	wine spritzer	6
#440	wine-soaked bone chips	1
#233	witty rapier	16
#445	wolf mask	37
#859	wolfman mask	4
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#151	wussiness potion	127
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#544	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
#862	yellow plastic oyster egg	7
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#661	yeti fur	100
#989	yo	8
#313	yohohoyo	6
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 61,758 items total!

what items are this player missing?