Museum :: Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

Rank	Item	Quantity
#581	"DRINK ME" potion	2
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#490	Ancient Saucehelm	5
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#420	Angry Farmer candy	231
#124	Ankh of Badahnkadh	3
#346	Argarggagarg's fang	5
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#62	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#787	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#374	BRICKO brick	22
#87	BURT	327
#534	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#79	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
#434	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	26
#382	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	6
#119	Barulio's bottle	2
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#162	Battlie Light Saver	2
#104	Ben-Gal™ Balm	18
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#48	BittyCar HotCar	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#257	Black No. 2	25
#226	Blackfly Chardonnay	19
#495	Blatantly Canadian	2
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#53	Bohemian rhapsody	18
#1014	Bonerdagon necklace	9
#116	Boozehounds Anonymous token	8
#4	Boris's Helm (askew)	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#203	Boris's key lime pie	5
#668	Boris's ring	2
#208	Boss Bat bling	16
#1513	Boss Bat britches	6
#117	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#1568	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#101	Brimstone Boxers	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#190	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#246	C.H.U.M. chum	2
#249	C.H.U.M. knife	4
#82	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#1127	CRIMBCO wine	5
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2141	CRIMBCOLOAF	2
#44	CSA all-purpose soap	191
#40	CSA bravery badge	325
#61	CSA cheerfulness ration	167
#42	CSA discount card	384
#47	CSA fire-starting kit	442
#54	CSA obedience grenade	336
#63	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	253
#55	Camp Scout pup tent	302
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#328	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
#128	Claybender glasses	2
#168	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#498	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	4
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#110	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	9
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#609	Codpiece of the Goblin King	13
#967	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#226	Cookbook of the Damned	2
#886	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#185	Cosmic Calorie	2
#461	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	11
#167	Crimbo candied pecan	116
#156	Crimbo fudge	142
#168	Crimbo peppermint bark	113
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#86	Crimbojito	3
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#1079	Crown of the Goblin King	22
#250	Daffy Taffy	132
#205	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	3
#715	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#341	Dolphin King's crown	13
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#241	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	15
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#88	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
#436	Drowsy Sword	43
#107	Duskwalker fangs	3
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1148	Dyspepsi-Cola	27
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#67	Eau de Guaneau	9
#618	El Sombrero De Lopez	4
#162	El Vibrato power sphere	8
#414	Elder Turtle Shell	6
#145	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	25
#160	Elmley shades	7
#211	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
#664	Ent cider	7
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#27	FDKOL tattoo	2
#708	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	4
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#445	Frat Army FGF	2
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#67	Fudgie Roll	4
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#151	GOTO	2
#337	Gaia beads	6
#286	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#256	Game Grid ticket	3
#225	Game Grid token	3
#164	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	3
#292	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#281	Genalen™ Bottle	6
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#58	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	2
#88	Gin Mint	1
#478	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#103	Gnollish autoplunger	2
#159	Gnollish flyswatter	20
#355	Gnollish pie server	4
#189	Gnollish plunger	15
#370	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
#549	Gnollish toolbox	3
#1049	Go-Wassail	1
#68	Good 'n' Slimy	3
#886	Goodfella contract	3
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#262	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#207	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
#507	Green Clover of Justice	4
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#43	Handsome Devil	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#330	Heimandatz's heart	5
#613	Hell ramen	1
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#387	Hollandaise helmet	3
#62	Hundred Headed IPA	3
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#471	Iiti Kitty phone charm	3
#1753	Imp Ale	3
#597	Instant Karma	8
#1035	Jack-in-the-box	2
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#245	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	3
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#460	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#70	Junk-Bond	2
#515	Kissin' Cousins	2
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#723	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#892	Knob Goblin elite shirt	2
#1013	Knob Goblin firecracker	3
#668	Knob Goblin harem pants	3
#673	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#857	Knob Goblin love potion	3
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#405	Knob Goblin melon baller	3
#827	Knob Goblin pants	3
#555	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#849	Knob Goblin scimitar	3
#695	Knob Goblin seltzer	3
#632	Knob Goblin spatula	2
#760	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#589	Knob Goblin superseltzer	3
#867	Knob Goblin tongs	3
#672	Knob Goblin visor	3
#648	Knob mushroom	3
#191	Knob nuts	2
#569	Knob sausage	2
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#844	Knoll mushroom	3
#389	Knoll shroomkabob	2
#75	Knoll stir-fry	3
#334	Krakrox's Loincloth	3
#309	LED block	4
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#60	Li'l Businessman Kit	5
#400	Lockenstock™ sandals	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#697	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	39
#125	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	483
#634	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#138	Mace of the Tortoise	4
#1500	Mad Train wine	4
#308	Mae West	1
#239	Manetwich	3
#67	Mariner's Friend cough drops	13
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#65	Marvin's marvelous pill	2
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#437	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	3
#416	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	3
#403	Meat detector	1
#645	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#916	Meleegra™ pills	3
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#57	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
#71	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#141	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#70	Mer-kin lipstick	2
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#75	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#55	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#65	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
#70	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
#155	Mer-kin takebag	2
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#60	Mer-kin worktea	1
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#1024	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	3
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#297	Misty Cape	3
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#211	Misty Robe	7
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#782	Mohawk wig	3
#525	Monstar energy beverage	2
#83	Mortimer's nostrum	3
#80	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
#869	Mountain Stream soda	3
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2452	Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#71	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#303	NG	2
#568	NPZR chemistry set	2
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#226	Newbiesport™ tent	12
#214	Newman's Own Trousers	5
#477	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	12
#301	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#317	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#311	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	2
#253	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#252	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#181	Nuclear Blastball	5
#178	O'RLY manual	3
#89	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	2
#383	Oil of Parrrlay	3
#94	Okee-Dokee soda	4
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#1269	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#591	Orcish baseball cap	3
#534	Orcish cargo shorts	3
#513	Orcish frat-paddle	3
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#48	Order of the Silver Wossname	15
#522	PADL Phone	3
#358	PEEZ dispenser	1
#160	Pain Dip	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#628	Pine-Fresh air freshener	2
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#68	PlexiPips	5
#166	Pokëmann band-aid	2
#66	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	21
#44	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	20
#25	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	13
#87	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
#79	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	14
#105	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	11
#61	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	23
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	10
#49	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	25
#91	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
#58	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	22
#72	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	20
#70	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	19
#128	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	13
#105	Polysniff Perfume	5
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#748	Ram's Face Lager	5
#325	Red Rover BB gun	11
#422	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#2229	Rock Pops	6
#319	Rock and Roll Legend	4
#88	S.T.L.T.	1
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#240	Safari Jack's moustache	6
#842	Scalp of Gorgolok	4
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#145	Shield of Icy Fate	2
#282	Sinful Desires	2
#190	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#502	Snow Queen Crown	3
#122	Space Tourist Phaser	4
#186	Space Tours Tripple	3
#978	Spam Witch sammich	3
#767	Spooky Surprise Egg	4
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#66	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#627	Summer Nights	2
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#387	Swabbie™ swab	3
#325	Swizzler	1
#152	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#272	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	53
#212	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	74
#248	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
#230	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	64
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#1713	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	3
#65	Tequiz Navidad	2
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#24	The Lost Comb	2
#51	The Lost Glasses	2
#33	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
#432	The Mariachi's guitar case	4
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1004	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#332	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#707	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	3
#428	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#741	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	6
#1031	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#924	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	5
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#67	Thwaitgold nit statuette	3
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#899	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#665	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#345	Thwaitgold spider statuette	9
#1494	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	5
#1041	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#231	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	5
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#195	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#1141	Trollhouse cookies	3
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#181	Typical Tavern swill	49
#83	UV monocular	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#441	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	25
#522	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	3
#47	V for Vivala mask	1
#36	Van der Graaf helmet	9
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#328	Wand of Nagamar	17
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#984	Warm Subject gift certificate	3
#19	Warms-Your-Tush	1
#165	Wax Flask	1
#32	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	359
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#354	White Citadel fries	2
#111	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#1546	Wint-O-Fresh mint	3
#88	Wrecked Generator	1
#510	Yakisoba's hat	3
#186	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	3
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#1149	Yellow Moon of Compassion	2
#5	Young Man's Cargo Load	3
#15	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
#2774	Yummy Tummy bean	3
#133	Ze™ goggles	26
#155	Zim Merman's guitar	5
#657	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#365	a butt tuba	1
#564	a little sump'm sump'm	2
#178	abandoned candy	6
#186	abominable blubber	2
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#151	accidental cider	14
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#266	adder bladder	34
#860	adorable seal larva	3
#43	albatross necklace	2
#198	all-purpose cleaner	46
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#911	ammonite fossil	2
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#600	ancient Magi-Wipes	2
#145	ancient calendar fragment	1
#144	ancient cursed foot locker	2
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#144	ancient ice cream scoop	3
#236	ancient poisoned dart	2
#132	ancient protein powder	61
#106	ancient spice	40
#610	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
#78	angry inch	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#172	annoying pitchfork	15
#134	ant agonist	26
#185	ant hoe	2
#128	ant pick	3
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#117	ant rake	4
#106	ant sickle	4
#125	anti-anti-antidote	54
#877	anticheese	2
#140	antique bottle of cough syrup	5
#722	antique greaves	2
#581	antique hand mirror	2
#745	antique helmet	2
#212	antique machete	1
#209	antique packet of ketchup	9
#744	antique shield	2
#773	antique spear	2
#57	antique spyglass	1
#343	armgun	4
#246	arrowgram	1
#554	arrrgyle socks	3
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#476	asbestos ore	12
#262	asbestos staff	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#885	asparagus knife	2
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#388	asshat	3
#1062	astral mushroom	2
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#177	attorney's badge	1
#472	awful poetry journal	191
#721	baby killer bee	12
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#341	baconstone	23
#1348	badass belt	41
#110	badge of authority	2
#103	bag of Cheat-Os	177
#69	bag of GORF	258
#77	bag of GORP	242
#98	bag of QWOP	55
#336	bag of W&Ws	1
#191	bag of lard	6
#161	bag of pygmy blood	1
#255	baggie of powdered sugar	94
#242	balaclava	3
#301	balaclava baklava	9
#247	ball-in-a-cup	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#241	balloon monkey	7
#105	balloon shield	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#160	ballroom blintz	42
#93	balsa plank	1
#159	banana supersucker	3
#808	bananagate	3
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#1058	bar skin	2
#457	barbed-wire fence	9
#306	bargain flash powder	1
#496	barrrnacle	31
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#200	baseball	35
#287	bat guano	49
#156	bat wing	122
#104	bat wing kabob	5
#144	bat wing stir-fry	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#474	batblade	4
#196	batgut	186
#925	bath ball gift set	4
#227	battered hubcap	1
#398	bazookafish bubble gum	1
#259	beach glass bead	17
#230	bean burrito	2
#95	beaver spear	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#153	beer bomb	293
#465	beer bong	2
#430	beer helmet	6
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#137	beer-scented teddy bear	5
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#821	bejeweled cufflinks	2
#399	bejeweled pledge pin	8
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#697	belemnite fossil	4
#49	bellhop bell	17
#145	bent scrap metal	1
#124	berries of suffering	2
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#206	big bad voodoo mask	3
#244	big bass drum	4
#317	big boom	2
#116	big bundle of chamoix	2
#100	big dribbly candle	1
#650	big red clown nose	5
#334	bilge wine	44
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#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#205	whalebone corset	2
#99	whimpering willow bark	3
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#425	whiskey sour	3
#792	white Canadian	1
#134	white Xanadian	3
#1159	white candy heart	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#789	white chocolate chips	3
#550	white class ring	10
#354	white collar	3
#871	white lightning	3
#617	white picket fence	3
#939	white pixel	3
#310	white rice	3
#574	white satin pants	3
#390	white satin shield	3
#866	white snake skin	3
#621	white sword	3
#126	white tulip	1
#88	white whip	1
#405	wicker shield	3
#132	willyweed	8
#370	wind-up meatcar	30
#668	windchimes	3
#220	wine-soaked bone chips	4
#632	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	30
#87	witch wart	1
#432	witty rapier	3
#986	wolf mask	3
#46	wolfskull mask	1
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#20	wood screw	44
#365	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#636	wooden stakes	2
#396	wool hat	3
#174	world's smallest violin	3
#347	worn tophat	3
#738	worthless gewgaw	2
#768	worthless knick-knack	3
#784	worthless trinket	1
#130	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#229	wreath of laurels	3
#844	wrench bracelet	2
#35	wristwatch of the white knight	2
#462	wumpus hair	1
#853	wussiness potion	3
#176	yak anorak	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#181	yam candy	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#726	yellow gummi ingot	14
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#621	yellow plastic oyster egg	10
#130	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	15
#136	yellow striped oyster egg	16
#1212	yeti fur	12
#421	yohohoyo	3

Wow, that's 38,459 items total!

what items are this player missing?