muppetboy

RankItemQuantity
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#732Brimstone Chicken Sandwich4
#1852Corpse Island iced tea1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#724Double Bacon Beelzeburger4
#349Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots22
#513Frat Army FGF1
#392Gaia beads4
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#680Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#445Lockenstock™ sandals2
#427Lord of the Flies-sized fries16
#397McMillicancuddy's Special Lager4
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#294PADL Phone21
#471Sinful Desires1
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#1093Trollhouse cookies4
#1038Warm Subject gift certificate2
#1478abominable snowcone1
#387accidental cider2
#517acid-squirting flower5
#638ancient frozen dinner1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#177around the world14
#132bad penguin egg1
#186barskin tent1
🥇beach glass necklace5,992
#69beanbag chair11
#355big red clown nose17
#103bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#194black sheepskin diploma1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1034bloody beer1
#487bloody clown pants9
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#302booty chest charrrm20
#980borg sock monkey1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#180box-in-the-box-in-the-box1
#565bugbear bungguard7
#535calle de miel1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2358candied yams2
#482cannonball charrrm7
#728chef's hat5
#329chintzy noodle ring2
#578chloroform rag1
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#495clown shoes4
#323clown skin20
#1983club necklace3
#495cocktail napkin3
#883commemorative war stein1
#460copper ha'penny charrrm7
#1824corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1466corpsetini2
#246cottage1
#570cream stout1
#235cup of primitive beer9
#920cyborg doll1
#585dance card1
#96decorative fountain133
#1597diamond necklace4
#329didgeridooka9
#393dire fudgesicle2
#1431disco ball4
#1344disco mask4
#448disease19
#586dope gangsta bling-bling1
#2104duct tape2
#967empty Cloaca-Cola bottle3
#355evil golden arches1
#510extra-spicy bloody mary1
#708eye of newt5
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#81filthy corduroys151
#144filthy knitted dread sack71
#95filthy pestle45
#153fishy fish casserole1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#366foolscap fool's cap7
#556ghuol egg quiche1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#220gnocchetti di Nietzsche2
#549grog1
#256grouchy restless spirit79
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#1227gyroscope1
#1998heart necklace3
#923ice-cold six-pack2
#383jabañero-flavored chewing gum17
#2316killing feather6
#737laser-broiled pear12
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#347lavender striped oyster egg7
#459lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum14
#1043little paper umbrella5
#748magical ice cubes14
#480margarita1
#575marionette collective1
#855marshmallow2
#107massive sitar2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#502monkey wrench1
#830monomolecular yo-yo41
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3075nanite-infested candy cane2
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#1024nanite-infested fruitcake5
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#528papaya sling1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#61patchouli incense stick443
#18peace-sign necklace150
#225peach pie1
#33phat turquoise bracelet54
#489pickle-flavored chewing gum13
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#125potted cactus184
#263pregnant mushroom1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#207purple glowstick8
#1053radium-flavored potato chips3
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#72repeating crossbow1
#1300rib of the Bonerdagon1
#972ridiculously huge sword2
#316roasted marshmallow107
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#495roll in the hay1
#2150rubber WWBD? bracelet3
#1550rubber WWJD? bracelet5
#2770rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#1734rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#416rum barrel charrrm2
#608salamander spleen8
#578savoy truffle1
#511shingle6
#134shot of peach schnapps2
#168shot of pear schnapps1
#555silver tongue charrrm4
#1624spade necklace4
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1367spooky cosmetics bag1
#1478spooky hockey mask1
#717squashed frog7
#3688stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#2635stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech18
#3998stuffed angry cow10
#2363stuffed astral badger21
#2619stuffed baby gravy fairy19
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#2714stuffed cocoabo17
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#2112stuffed flaming gravy fairy24
#3222stuffed frozen gravy fairy14
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#829stuffed gray blob27
#2293stuffed hand turkey22
#2571stuffed mind flayer19
#1713stuffed ninja snowman1
#3242stuffed scary death orb14
#4601stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#3644stuffed snowy owl11
#2196stuffed spooky gravy fairy23
#3042stuffed spooky mushroom1
#3049stuffed stinky gravy fairy15
#2382stuffed undead elbow macaroni21
#198super salad1
#577tamarind-flavored chewing gum10
#516tarrrnish charrrm2
#1964teddy borg1
#255teeny-tiny magic scroll3
#340tequila sunrise2
#349tequila with training wheels1
#537thistle wine1
#1198tiny house26
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3351tiny plastic Cheshire bat5
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3125tiny plastic Felonia1
#2738tiny plastic G Imp2
#2172tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser3
#3878tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2767tiny plastic Hellion2
#3885tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2850tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2795tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#2766tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2760tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2747tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3068tiny plastic The Man1
#2833tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2860tiny plastic angry goat6
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3978tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#3366tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#3319tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#2798tiny plastic blooper2
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#2769tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#2859tiny plastic cocoabo6
#3962tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2770tiny plastic demoninja2
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3924tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#2819tiny plastic fruit golem2
#6184tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#4862tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#4812tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#3948tiny plastic grue4
#2799tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#3975tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#2814tiny plastic killer bee6
#8203tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3937tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#2831tiny plastic mosquito6
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#2861tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#1781tiny plastic scary clown4
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4906tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#2194tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#3952tiny plastic stab bat4
#3351tiny plastic star starfish5
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#1727tiny plastic topiary golem4
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2765tiny plastic warwelf2
#2792tiny plastic zmobie2
#488tip jar1
#546toy maglev monorail2
#1151valuable trinket36
#676vanilla-frosted king cake1
#1823vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#178vial of patchouli oil4
#696viking helmet6
#547vinegar-soaked lemon slice4
#675vitachoconutriment capsule7
#639vodka and cranberry1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#411whiskey and soda1
#103windchimes128
#143wintergreen-flavored potato chips420
#596wool hat1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1

Wow, that's 9,140 items total!

what items are this player missing?