Museum :: jon316

jon316

Rank	Item	Quantity
#530	1-ball	8
#455	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	13
#537	2-ball	7
#671	3-ball	5
#475	30669 scroll	13
#569	33398 scroll	18
#333	334 scroll	17
#653	4-ball	5
#466	5-ball	9
#896	6-ball	3
#272	668 scroll	3
#237	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	13
#650	7-ball	6
#631	8-ball	28
#877	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#1235	Angry Farmer candy	20
#1781	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#824	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
#615	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#142	Battlie Light Saver	3
#608	Black No. 2	3
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#1369	Bonerdagon necklace	5
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#243	Boris's ring	7
#1641	Boss Bat britches	5
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#127	Claybender glasses	2
#751	Cloaca-Cola	30
#1486	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1418	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1426	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#1558	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1367	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#1958	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#366	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#177	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	21
#267	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	35
#185	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#294	Dramatic™ range	4
#1819	Drowsy Sword	4
#95	Duskwalker fangs	4
#118	Duskwalker syringe	4
#1130	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#1066	Dyspepsi-Cola	34
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#989	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#93	Elfin shortbread	11
#780	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	3
#195	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#390	Gaia beads	4
#73	Gnollish autoplunger	3
#489	Gnollish flyswatter	4
#475	Gnollish pie server	2
#530	Gnollish pie tin	3
#223	Goodfella contract	225
#472	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#1139	Heimandatz's heart	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#309	Hippy Army MPE	13
#302	Hollandaise helmet	9
#318	Iiti Kitty phone charm	7
#968	Imp Ale	63
#79	Jacob's rung	2
#153	Jarlsberg's earring	9
#158	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#724	Jolly Roger charrrm	2
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#176	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
#603	Knob Goblin elite helm	5
#551	Knob Goblin elite pants	6
#526	Knob Goblin elite polearm	6
#456	Knob Goblin firecracker	33
#376	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
#389	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
#647	Knob Goblin pants	8
#206	Knob Goblin perfume	17
#731	Knob Goblin scimitar	5
#507	Knob Goblin seltzer	12
#362	Knob Goblin spatula	15
#579	Knob Goblin steroids	8
#366	Knob Goblin superseltzer	12
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#741	Knob Goblin visor	2
#412	Knob mushroom	12
#385	Knob sausage	8
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#235	Lockenstock™ sandals	11
#2761	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1552	Mad Train wine	3
#324	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	5
#77	Mayflower bouquet	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#406	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	10
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#1133	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#861	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	9
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#290	Misty Robe	3
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#357	Mohawk wig	26
#109	Mornington crescent roll	3
#724	Mountain Stream soda	7
#157	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#487	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#300	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	2
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#232	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#251	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#198	O'RLY manual	2
#508	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#382	Orcish baseball cap	7
#295	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#493	PADL Phone	4
#707	Penultimate Fantasy chest	5
#260	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#340	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
#115	Polysniff Perfume	4
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#570	Ram's Face Lager	17
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#447	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#215	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#614	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#555	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#129	Space Tourist Phaser	3
#253	Space Tours Tripple	1
#502	Spam Witch sammich	45
#128	Spirit Precipice	1
#208	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
#226	Supernova Champagne	23
#139	T.U.R.D.S. Key	4
#790	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	41
#683	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#512	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#214	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#1939	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#260	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#575	Tiki lighter	1
#444	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#563	Trollhouse cookies	40
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#327	Tuesday's ruby	6
#383	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	6
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#146	WA	3
#425	Wand of Nagamar	12
#874	Warm Subject gift certificate	6
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#160	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#1114	Yakisoba's hat	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#438	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	3
#239	a butt tuba	3
#323	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#550	abominable snowcone	16
#295	accidental cider	4
#468	acid-squirting flower	6
#788	acoustic guitarrr	2
#154	adder	4
#474	adder bladder	9
#418	all-purpose cleaner	8
#534	amulet of extreme plot significance	19
#278	ancient Magi-Wipes	19
#218	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#455	ancient frozen dinner	3
#136	ancient ice cream scoop	4
#117	ancient poisoned dart	28
#389	ancient protein powder	8
#255	ancient spice	9
#494	ancient vinyl coin purse	3
#14	angel-food cake	10
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#681	annoying pitchfork	3
#162	ant agonist	21
#268	ant hoe	1
#164	ant sickle	2
#370	anti-anti-antidote	4
#291	anticheese	26
#885	antique greaves	1
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#894	antique helmet	1
#163	antique machete	2
#669	antique shield	3
#606	antique spear	5
#370	armgun	3
#677	arrrgyle socks	2
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#694	asbestos ore	6
#387	asbestos staff	1
#224	asbestos sword	3
#558	asparagus knife	8
#138	attorney's badge	4
#1022	awful poetry journal	28
#225	backwoods screwdriver	2
#1304	baconstone	5
#85	baconstone earring	2
#261	baconstone ring	1
#2997	badass belt	15
#148	badge of authority	1
#764	bag of Cheat-Os	3
#99	bag of pygmy blood	9
#1010	ball	5
#200	balloon sword	2
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#653	banana peel	1
#1060	bar skin	2
#617	barbed-wire fence	5
#1459	barrrnacle	4
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#521	baseball	6
#531	bat guano	11
#542	bat wing	13
#430	batblade	5
#749	batgut	11
#482	beach glass bead	4
#542	beer bomb	19
#337	beer helmet	10
#540	beer lens	2
#125	beer-soaked mop	5
#428	bejeweled pledge pin	7
#127	bent scrap metal	2
#346	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#529	big red clown nose	9
#380	bird rib	1
#1501	bit of clingfilm	1
#264	bit-o-cactus	13
#87	black eye shadow	6
#694	black greaves	1
#115	black label	4
#219	black paisley oyster egg	20
#272	black pixel	98
#2087	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#662	black snake skin	3
#148	black striped oyster egg	27
#801	blackberry	2
#204	blood of the Wereseal	3
#82	bloodied surgical dungarees	4
#740	bloody beer	4
#534	bloody clown pants	7
#317	bloody mary	5
#499	blue pixel	99
#122	blue shell	1
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#167	bone abacus	1
#206	bone flute	7
#196	bone rattle	11
#88	book of matches	16
#751	booty chest charrrm	1
#204	boring spaghetti	2
#296	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	18
#623	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#254	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
#204	bottle of cooking sherry	9
#647	bottle of gin	16
#1623	bottle of goofballs	14
#681	bottle of pirate juice	1
#274	bottle of popskull	8
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#891	bowl of cottage cheese	5
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#155	bowling ball	4
#399	box	27
#4672	box of sunshine	9
#230	box turtle	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#453	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
#173	brass gear	7
#318	brass stinger	1
#748	briefcase	1
#1296	brine	2
#963	broken skull	4
#412	broken sword	4
#101	bronzed locust	30
#154	brown felt tophat	3
#222	brown sugar cane	24
#229	bubblin' crude	51
#738	bubbly potion	4
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#159	bucket of wine	1
#382	bugbear beanie	14
#409	bugbear bungguard	12
#228	bullet-proof corduroys	23
#1095	bum cheek	1
#226	bus pass	1
#129	cactus fruit	22
#246	calle de miel	6
#547	can of fake snow	1
#4135	candy cane	2
#746	cannonball charrrm	1
#338	canopic jar	11
#259	carbonated soy milk	15
#184	carbonated water lily	39
#330	cardboard katana	1
#450	cardboard wakizashi	3
#525	carob chunk cookies	2
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#365	casino pass	8
#572	cast	17
#396	cat appendix	7
#443	catgut	11
#160	centipede eggs	26
#956	chaos butterfly	45
#235	charming flute	1
#252	cheap wind-up clock	1
#43	cheesy eagle sauce	1
#625	chef's hat	8
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#24	chewing gum on a string	3,008
#527	chintzy turtle brooch	1
#137	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	5
#109	chocolate box	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#821	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#461	chrome ore	10
#522	chrome sword	1
#129	cigar box turtle	3
#137	cigarette lighter	2
#482	clay peace-sign bead	3
#102	clockwork hat	1
#768	cloudy potion	4
#558	clown shoes	3
#492	clown skin	9
#185	clown wig	1
#128	clutch of dodecapede eggs	5
#457	cocktail napkin	4
#797	cocoa egg	6
#395	cocoa eggshell fragment	148
#1271	coconut shell	1
#433	coffin lid	2
#983	cog	4
#559	cold ninja mask	3
#154	cold powder	5
#93	cold water bottle	6
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#117	colorful toad	5
#219	communications windchimes	45
#108	compression stocking	11
#584	concentrated magicalness pill	1
#383	cool mushroom	6
#653	cool whip	2
#642	copper ha'penny charrrm	2
#170	corn holder	9
#415	cranberries	52
#700	crazy little Turkish delight	5
#483	cream stout	2
#469	crowbarrr	3
#136	crude voodoo doll	1
#394	dance card	3
#875	dark potion	2
#448	dead guy's watch	12
#141	death blossom	2
#692	decorative fountain	2
#514	dehydrated caviar	4
#308	delicious noodles	5
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#591	demon skin	8
#357	dense meat stack	483
#596	desiccated apricot	3
#3286	diamond necklace	1
#754	diamond-studded cane	3
#244	didgeridooka	16
#219	digital key lime	1
#255	dire fudgesicle	5
#1235	disassembled clover	6
#1036	disco ball	12
#1200	disco mask	6
#448	disease	19
#235	disembodied brain	17
#291	disembodied smile	1
#144	dishrag	4
#354	disintegrating quill pen	16
#206	displaced fish	28
#93	disposable instant camera	1
#358	distressed denim pants	6
#1052	disturbing fanfic	29
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#206	dope wheels	4
#170	double-barreled sling	4
#611	drab sonata	3
#708	draggin' ball hat	3
#173	drum machine	39
#463	dry noodles	152
#918	drywall axe	10
#119	ducha de oro	16
#2107	duct tape	2
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#291	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#306	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
#318	dusty left clavicle	1
#282	dusty left eighth rib	1
#305	dusty left femur	1
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#321	dusty left tenth rib	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#294	dusty right third rib	1
#287	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#300	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
#287	eXtreme mittens	14
#273	eXtreme scarf	12
#112	eagle's milk	3
#5139	easter egg balloon	1
#702	effervescent potion	5
#2365	eggnog	2
#119	electric snakebite	3
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#182	elven magi-pack	2
#174	elven medi-pack	3
#239	elven squeeze	9
#640	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	11
#333	empty meat tank	9
#374	enchanted barbell	3
#203	enchanted bean	16
#370	enormous belt buckle	7
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#450	evil golden arch	14
#71	exotic jungle fruit	36
#1567	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
#330	extra-spicy bloody mary	5
#317	extra-strength strongness elixir	3
#902	eye of newt	2
#401	eye-pod	1
#125	eyedrops of the ermine	5
#319	eyepatch	22
#670	f3d0r4	4
#1438	facsimile dictionary	3
#295	fancy bath salts	45
#572	fat stacks of cash	11
#997	felt	9
#368	ferret bait	15
#736	fetid feather	1
#324	fettucini Inconnu	1
#283	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	6
#430	filthy corduroys	11
#465	filthy knitted dread sack	9
#342	filthy poultice	9
#462	fine wine	9
#298	finger cymbals	1
#161	fire of unknown origin	1
#224	fire poi	11
#854	fizzy potion	2
#485	flaming crutch	9
#768	flaming feather	2
#696	flaming mushroom	2
#322	flaming mushroom wine	1
#362	flaming talons	18
#619	flaregun	9
#1610	flashing novelty button	1
#150	flask flops	2
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#541	flute of flat champagne	7
#479	foolscap fool's cap	4
#162	freshwater pearl necklace	3
#348	fricasseed brains	2
#1027	friendly cheez blob	2
#532	frigid ninja stars	40
#491	frilly skirt	5
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#96	frozen turtle shell	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#346	funky dried mushroom	18
#119	funny bone	1
#791	furry fur	36
#206	furry pants	3
#224	fuzzbump	13
#689	fuzzy busby	1
#1242	fuzzy dice	5
#418	fuzzy earmuffs	3
#360	gas balloon	12
#80	ghost key	4
#408	ghost of a necklace	4
#108	ghostly pickling solution	1
#496	ghuol ears	17
#637	ghuol egg	14
#624	ghuol guolash	7
#116	giant artisanal rice peeler	4
#173	giant cactus quill	5
#928	giant discarded bottlecap	4
#1170	giant discarded plastic fork	6
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#105	giant giant moth dust	4
#92	giant grain of protein powder	3
#135	giant gym membership card	3
#160	giant jar of protein powder	2
#542	giant moxie weed	2
#724	giant needle	18
#146	giant penguin keychain	4
#1592	giant pinky ring	5
#118	giant safety pin	6
#187	giant turkey leg	1
#321	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
#3304	gingerbread bugbear	2
#145	giraffe-necked turtle	2
#442	glass of goat's milk	15
#134	glob of spoiled mayo	2
#154	glowing fungus	2
#422	glowing red eye	28
#429	gnatwing	8
#604	gnoll lips	3
#607	gnoll teeth	3
#705	goat beard	2
#727	goat cheese	3
#512	goat cheese pizza	9
#354	goatskin umbrella	3
#427	gob of wet hair	25
#206	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#65	gold nuggets	86
#625	gold wedding ring	3
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#370	gr8ps	10
#772	grapefruit	1
#426	grapes	12
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#391	grave robbing shovel	2
#882	green balloon	1
#636	green beer	18
#1159	green candy heart	1
#191	green candygram	2
#387	green clay bead	20
#358	green pixel	139
#299	green smoke bomb	5
#595	gremlin juice	1
#198	gremlin mutagen	1
#874	grouchy restless spirit	2
#2871	grue egg	6
#632	grumpy old man charrrm	1
#506	guitar pick	4
#138	gunky chicken	1
#654	hair spray	1
#98	half-melted spoon	1
#294	half-rotten brain	2
#77	half-size scalpel	3
#374	halfberd	1
#1932	hamethyst	2
#264	hamethyst ring	1
#3708	handful of confetti	4
#210	handful of drink tickets	1
#521	handful of hand chalk	36
#189	handful of moss	30
#153	handful of sand	155
#404	handful of sawdust	7
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
#355	happiness	5
#72	head mirror	3
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#1389	heart of the volcano	2
#685	heavy D	30
#193	heavy metal sonata	3
#249	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	3
#142	hedgeturtle	8
#758	hellion cube	2
#1023	helmet turtle	16
#469	hemp string	12
#326	henna face paint	2
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2512	herbal stuffing	1
#541	herbs	18
#224	hermit permit	14
#828	hill of beans	3
#312	hippy bongo	1
#215	hippy medical kit	17
#357	hippy protest button	6
#62	homeopathic mint tea	1
#173	honey-dipped locust	19
#224	horizontal tango	6
#300	hors d'oeuvre tray	3
#256	hot buttered roll	1
#235	hot date	31
#460	hot katana blade	22
#47	hot mint schnocolate	9
#306	hot nuggets	3
#263	hot plate	3
#171	hot powder	7
#737	hot wing	28
#407	huge spoon	3
#83	hypodermic needle	15
#166	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1,484
#626	ice-cold Willer	52
#636	ice-cold fotie	19
#377	icy katana hilt	7
#424	icy-hot katana	1
#112	imitation White Russian	6
#380	imp unity ring	2
#111	incredible pizza	2
#355	infernal fife	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#250	inkwell	20
#475	insanely spicy bean burrito	3
#682	iron pasta spoon	6
#168	irradiated turtle	1
#116	jagged scrap metal	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#734	jar of swamp gas	20
#149	jewelry-making pliers	3
#444	jug-o-magicalness	2
#407	jumbo olive	3
#105	jungle floor wax	11
#104	keel-haulin' knife	1
#361	ketchup hound	11
#1114	kite	5
#1184	kneecapping stick	5
#230	knobby helmet turtle	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#241	lavender paisley oyster egg	13
#495	lead necklace	15
#308	leather chaps	9
#531	leather mask	5
#375	leathery bat skin	13
#326	leathery cat skin	24
#313	leathery rat skin	9
#158	leftovers of indeterminate origin	17
#1236	lemon	1
#630	length of string	18
#338	leotarrrd	5
#460	lihc eye	24
#404	lihc eye pie	4
#670	lihc face	3
#361	lime	27
#469	line	85
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#529	linoleum ore	6
#439	linoleum staff	1
#521	linoleum sword	1
#196	lion oil	5
#1287	little paper umbrella	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#207	loadstone	3
#96	logging hatchet	1
#345	long pork	3
#505	long skinny balloon	10
#535	loose teeth	77
#467	lowercase N	15
#962	lucky rabbit's foot	6
#268	lunar isotope	14
#1846	mafia aria	2
#1208	magical ice cubes	1
#602	magicalness-in-a-can	2
#332	magilaser blastercannon	4
#387	magnifying glass	1
#481	maiden wig	3
#246	makeshift cape	1
#170	makeshift skirt	1
#112	mana curds	6
#393	many-eyed glasses	4
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#323	mariachi hat	6
#1071	mariachi pants	3
#1086	marionette	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1550	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#378	meat engine	3
#689	meat from yesterday	1
#282	meat paste	251
#730	meat stack	10
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