| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #102 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 16 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #50 | 7-inch discus | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #293 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 21 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #276 | Alewifeâ„¢ Ale | 1 |
| #274 | Alice's Army Alchemist | 1 |
| #230 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #224 | Alice's Army Cleric | 1 |
| #231 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #156 | Alice's Army Dervish | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Guard | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Halberder | 1 |
| #212 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #262 | Alice's Army Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #161 | Alice's Army Martyr | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #259 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #251 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Swordsman | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #488 | Amulet of Yendor | 42 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #351 | Angry Farmer candy | 320 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #862 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1277 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #287 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 9 |
| #223 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 2 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #483 | Black No. 2 | 7 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #232 | Blatantly Canadian | 12 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #43 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 10 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #210 | Blood Light | 21 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #122 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 14 |
| #694 | Bonerdagon necklace | 16 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #258 | Boris's key lime pie | 3 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #763 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #110 | C.H.U.M. knife | 8 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #282 | CRIMBCO mug | 51 |
| #294 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,115 |
| #12 | CRIMBCO wine | 272 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #53 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #45 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #24 | Climate Colada | 2 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #758 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #232 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #27 | Crepes a la Lune | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #623 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2334 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #777 | Crown of the Goblin King | 32 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #32 | Disco Banjo | 16 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #378 | Dolphin King's crown | 12 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #537 | Dramaticâ„¢ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #271 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #160 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #216 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #390 | FDKOL hotcakes | 5 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #264 | Frosty's frosty mug | 6 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #462 | Genalenâ„¢ Bottle | 1 |
| #742 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #650 | Go-Wassail | 18 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #619 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #329 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 10 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #716 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #245 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #172 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #122 | Knob sausage stir-fry | 1 |
| #89 | Knob shroomkabob | 2 |
| #136 | Knob stir-fry | 1 |
| #132 | Knoll lo mein | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #111 | Knoll stir-fry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #101 | Let Me Be! | 10 |
| #525 | Lockenstockâ„¢ sandals | 1 |
| #1652 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #883 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #78 | Mace of the Tortoise | 6 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
| #365 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #416 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 3 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #185 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #163 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #27 | Moonthril Schnapps | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #71 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #237 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 1 |
| #566 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #63 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #161 | Rock and Roll Legend | 12 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #62 | Salsa de las Epocas | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #208 | Silver Bullet beer | 12 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #313 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #29 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #773 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #93 | Tales from the Fireside | 8 |
| #251 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 269 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #359 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 8 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #227 | The Cooler Out of Space | 12 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #48 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 2 |
| #50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
| #60 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #71 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #159 | Wand of Nagamar | 37 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #25 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #500 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #416 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 30 |
| #656 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #252 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #232 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
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| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
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| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
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| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
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| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
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| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
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| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
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| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #73 | canteen of wine | 246 |
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| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
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| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
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| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #207 | cheap elven gloves | 20 |
| #801 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
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| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
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| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #262 | chewing gum on a string | 57 |
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| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
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| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
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| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
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| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
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| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
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| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
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| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
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| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
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| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
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| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #21 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
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| #198 | dill | 168 |
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| #1025 | disease | 1 |
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| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
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| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
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| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
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| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
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| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
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| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
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| #469 | dull fish scale | 1 |
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| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
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| #137 | dusty left second rib | 3 |
| #143 | dusty left seventh rib | 3 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
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| #208 | dusty left tibia | 2 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #144 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #127 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #196 | dusty right eighth rib | 2 |
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| #74 | oily boid | 2 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #156 | olive lo mein | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #411 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #465 | oyster basket | 9 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #799 | pack of pogs | 6 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #740 | palm frond | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #394 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #988 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #428 | paperclip | 100 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #170 | papotion of papower | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #116 | patent leather shoes | 46 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #225 | pearidot | 30 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #193 | penguin thesaurus | 35 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #35 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint patty | 1 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #91 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #180 | percent sign | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #554 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 45 |
| #597 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 49 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #683 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #740 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #371 | pile of candy | 21 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #94 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel holy water | 3 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #245 | pixellated moneybag | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #293 | plastic cup of beer | 2 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #531 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #236 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #31 | powdered toad horn | 12 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #359 | press-on ribs | 16 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #41 | psycho sweater | 7 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #93 | pulled porquoise ring | 1 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #151 | queen cookie | 6 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #64 | radioactive chew toy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #304 | raspberry | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #148 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #973 | really dense meat stack | 5 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #853 | red gummi ingot | 7 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #258 | red pixel potion | 15 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1583 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #2158 | rogue swarmer | 23 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #637 | rubber emo roe | 49 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #112 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #95 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #549 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #41 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #2197 | sawblade fragment | 18 |
| #787 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #160 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #228 | sea blueberry | 1 |
| #222 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #151 | sea carrot | 1 |
| #210 | sea cauliflower | 1 |
| #140 | sea cucumber | 1 |
| #126 | sea honeydew | 1 |
| #132 | sea radish | 1 |
| #117 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #92 | sea tangelo | 2 |
| #79 | seal lube | 5 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #576 | seal-skull helmet | 11 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #37 | security blankie | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #572 | shiny ring | 45 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #629 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #94 | silver shotgun shell | 5 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #182 | skewered cat appendix | 1 |
| #50 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #190 | slab of sponge | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #78 | sleazy and sour sauce | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #236 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered club | 2 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | slime-covered lantern | 2 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #7 | slime-covered speargun | 2 |
| #86 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #61 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #82 | slimy chest | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #422 | smart skull | 25 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #1316 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #307 | sorority brain | 3 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #1623 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #157 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #161 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 1 |
| #224 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #45 | sponge helmet | 1 |
| #53 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #78 | spooky and sour sauce | 1 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #236 | spooky bindle | 4 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #700 | spooky toy wheel | 7 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #57 | square sponge pants | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #569 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #53 | star crossbow | 29 |
| #175 | star key lime | 1 |
| #184 | star key lime pie | 4 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #71 | stench and sour sauce | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #799 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #467 | stinky mushroom | 4 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #95 | strawberry popsicle | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #400 | strawberyl | 15 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #2561 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1478 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 34 |
| #1863 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #2225 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1931 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #2020 | stuffed astral badger | 25 |
| #2175 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2503 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1967 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 17 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1923 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1867 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2005 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #2157 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1681 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
| #787 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #2199 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1668 | stuffed snowy owl | 30 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1299 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1986 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2558 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2236 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1583 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #1974 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #130 | super ka-bob | 1 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #657 | superheated fudge | 2 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #539 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #125 | teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #96 | thermos of brew | 5 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
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