Museum :: Cold Pizza

Cold Pizza

Rank	Item	Quantity
#840	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
#124	25-meat staff	1
#890	30669 scroll	2
#800	33398 scroll	7
#773	334 scroll	2
#574	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	3
#1975	8-ball	2
#173	Alewife™ Ale	7
#1491	Angry Farmer candy	10
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#184	Baja sopapilla	5
#291	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
#562	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#470	Bit O' Ectoplasm	4
#73	Black No. 2	201
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#137	C.H.U.M. chum	12
#1392	CRIMBCO mug	4
#598	CRIMBCO scrip	290
#1421	CRIMBCO wine	3
#507	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#771	Cloaca-Cola shield	3
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#3601	Crown of the Goblin King	2
#186	DUFRESNE Suds	6
#1562	Daffy Taffy	7
#1297	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
#189	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#923	Dolphin King's crown	4
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#1821	Drowsy Sword	4
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#130	Elvish delight	2
#214	Frogade	1
#527	Frosty's frosty mug	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#151	GOTO	2
#512	Gaia beads	2
#238	Game Grid ticket	5
#225	Game Grid token	3
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#126	Gnollish casserole dish	8
#650	Go-Wassail	18
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#17	Green Manalishi	659
#364	Gummi-Gnauga	6
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#705	Imp Ale	144
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#13	Jefferson wings	170
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#710	Knob Goblin firecracker	11
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#596	Knob Goblin love potion	10
#734	Knob Goblin pants	5
#553	Knob Goblin seltzer	10
#831	Knob Goblin steroids	2
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#597	Knoll mushroom	10
#280	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	60
#520	Let Me Be!	3
#370	Lockenstock™ sandals	4
#2513	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	5
#159	MSG	4
#1426	Mad Train wine	6
#559	Maxing, Relaxing	2
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#129	Mer-kin cookiestove	14
#113	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
#37	Mer-kin fitbrine	10
#61	Mer-kin healscroll	20
#90	Mer-kin hidepaint	4
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#46	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
#81	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
#48	Mer-kin ragejuice	6
#89	Mer-kin sneakmask	2
#42	Mer-kin strongjuice	9
#67	Mer-kin weaksauce	3
#536	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
#331	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	154
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#782	Mohawk wig	3
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#106	Mountain Stream soda	517
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#288	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#434	Orcish cargo shorts	5
#595	Orcish frat-paddle	2
#612	PADL Phone	1
#262	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	5
#148	Regular Cloaca Cola	10
#2163	Rock Pops	7
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
#14	Saturday Night Special	163
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#49	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
#536	Steal This Candy	2
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#627	Summer Nights	2
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#623	Supernova Champagne	2
#324	Swabbie™ swab	6
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#577	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	3
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#395	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	4
#549	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	16
#907	Warm Subject gift certificate	5
#165	Wax Flask	1
#1856	Yummy Tummy bean	49
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#801	acid-squirting flower	2
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#112	adder bladder	146
#223	alien force field disruptor bean	1
#203	alien source code printout	1
#380	all-purpose cleaner	10
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#500	alphabet gum	2
#103	amok pudding	5
#1013	amulet of extreme plot significance	4
#292	ancient Magi-Wipes	17
#489	ancient protein powder	4
#314	ancient spice	6
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#682	annoying pitchfork	3
#378	ant agonist	5
#270	ant hoe	1
#283	ant rake	1
#1061	anticheese	1
#343	armgun	4
#679	arrrgyle socks	2
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#1106	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#1080	asparagus knife	1
#896	awful poetry journal	42
#2450	baconstone	1
#7427	badass belt	1
#166	bag of Cheat-Os	87
#753	bag of lard	1
#105	balloon shield	1
#601	bananagate	7
#681	bar skin	9
#380	bark rootbeer	2
#2128	barrrnacle	1
#434	baseball	9
#351	bat wing	38
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#606	batblade	2
#664	batgut	16
#1425	bath ball gift set	1
#181	bazookafish bubble gum	14
#682	beach glass bead	1
#643	bed of coals	1
#74	beefy fish meat	13
#673	beer helmet	1
#377	beer lens	5
#104	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	5
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#619	bejeweled pledge pin	2
#81	big bundle of chamoix	4
#852	big red clown nose	2
#304	bilge wine	58
#314	bird rib	2
#766	bit of clingfilm	5
#38	black and white cracker	6
#13	black blade	191
#95	black forest cake	78
#289	black kettle drum	2
#79	black pepper	78
#609	black pixel	18
#243	black snake skin	30
#59	black tear	6
#166	blackberry	129
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#82	blackberry galoshes	3
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#137	blank diary	1
#184	blob of Alphredo™	2
#668	bloody clown pants	4
#1151	blue pixel	3
#177	boiling seal blood	10
#191	bone chips	101
#290	bone flute	3
#197	booty chest charrrm	47
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#563	bottle of alcohol	2
#539	bottle of bubbles	10
#774	bottle of gin	10
#4254	bottle of goofballs	2
#45	bottle of melodramamine	3
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#364	bottle of rum	140
#954	bottle of tequila	7
#450	bottle of vodka	33
#983	bottle of whiskey	9
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#973	bowl of cottage cheese	3
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#884	box	3
#853	boxed wine	9
#49	brass dorsal fin	1
#369	bread line	2
#230	breath mint	1
#2708	brick	1
#1222	brine	3
#774	broken skull	9
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#393	bronzed locust	3
#443	brown sugar cane	5
#98	buñuelos Jaliscos	7
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#956	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#637	bugbear bungguard	5
#469	bullet-proof corduroys	3
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#970	bunny liver	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#259	cabooze	2
#442	cactus fruit	2
#1816	can of Binarrrca	1
#485	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#351	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
#210	can of black paint	1
#135	can of maces	9
#733	can of spinach	2
#2396	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	2
#644	candied kobold	4
#2359	candied yams	2
#382	candy brain	9
#1564	candy kneecapping stick	2
#193	cannonball charrrm	44
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#463	carbonated water lily	4
#507	cardboard ore	2
#458	casino pass	5
#733	cast	8
#234	cat appendix	18
#395	catgut	14
#502	centipede eggs	3
#501	chaos butterfly	271
#235	charming flute	1
#76	cherry	196
#274	cherry pie	1
#626	chewing gum on a string	4
#452	chocolate filthy lucre	6
#281	chocomotive	2
#824	chopsticks	1
#587	chrome ore	6
#392	chunk of rock salt	2
#20	cigarette lighter	475
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#616	clay peace-sign bead	1
#546	clockwork key	3
#615	cloudy potion	9
#557	clown shoes	3
#816	clown skin	1
#3274	club necklace	1
#27	coal paperweight	1
#378	cocktail napkin	7
#509	cocoa eggshell fragment	79
#673	coconut shell	24
#435	coffin lid	2
#545	cog	36
#141	cold seal sweat	25
#529	comfy coffin	2
#378	communications windchimes	12
#21	concentrated fish broth	3
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#486	concentrated magicalness pill	2
#188	copper ha'penny charrrm	49
#171	cordial of concentration	2
#615	corrupted data	6
#1131	cranberries	2
#433	cream pie	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#362	crumbling rat skull	1
#50	crystalline cheer	2,768
#723	dark potion	5
#891	dead guy's watch	3
#615	deadly lampshade	1
#292	decaying goldfish liver	18
#66	deep six-shooter	5
#482	demon skin	13
#619	dense meat stack	30
#405	deodorant	4
#1595	diamond necklace	4
#345	didgeridooka	8
#1520	dill	2
#868	dirty hobo gloves	4
#1330	disassembled clover	4
#251	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	2
#190	disco horoscope (Aries)	4
#180	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	5
#211	disco horoscope (Gemini)	3
#261	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
#250	disco horoscope (Libra)	2
#185	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	5
#220	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	3
#222	disco horoscope (Taurus)	3
#188	disco horoscope (Virgo)	4
#608	disease	10
#573	disembodied brain	3
#344	dishrag	1
#249	disintegrating quill pen	32
#418	displaced fish	7
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1236	disturbing fanfic	14
#269	dollar-sign bag	1
#132	dolphin whistle	1
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#680	drab sonata	2
#66	dragonfish caviar	5
#471	drum machine	6
#266	dry martini	1
#533	dry noodles	100
#1285	duct tape	12
#113	dull fish scale	84
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#102	dungeoneering kit	6
#922	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#865	dusty bottle of Muscat	3
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#880	dusty bottle of Port	3
#799	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4
#291	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#303	dusty left eleventh rib	1
#307	dusty left femur	1
#297	dusty left radius	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#301	dusty right femur	1
#310	dusty right first front claw	1
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#294	dusty right second rib	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#299	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#426	dwarvish magazine	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#12	eagle's milk	643
#703	effervescent potion	5
#337	eggbeater	1
#356	eldritch effluvium	3
#67	electric Kool-Aid	2
#548	electrical thingamabob	1
#798	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	7
#1071	empty agua de vida bottle	11
#516	empty meat tank	3
#442	enchanted barbell	2
#370	enchanted bean	5
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#518	enormous belt buckle	3
#849	evil golden arch	2
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#216	executive mime flask	4
🥈	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
#493	extra-greasy slider	3
#471	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#618	eye of newt	8
#115	eyedrops of newt	4
#733	eyepatch	4
#806	f3d0r4	2
#374	fairy gravy boat	2
#507	fake blood	2
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#1375	fat stacks of cash	1
#2007	felt	2
#366	fermenting powder	2
#532	ferret bait	4
#671	fetid feather	2
#651	filthy corduroys	4
#602	filthy pestle	1
#473	filthy poultice	2
#299	finger cymbals	1
#18	fire of unknown origin	454
#257	fire poi	9
#82	fish bazooka	1
#526	fish-liver oil	3
#48	fishy pipe	1
#751	fizzy potion	4
#666	flaming feather	4
#793	flaming talons	2
#49	flan del mar	9
#320	flange	8
#639	flaregun	8
#135	flat dough	61
#14	fleetwood chain	593
#634	flirtatious feather	3
#987	floaty sand	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#63	flypaper staff	1
#151	foetid seal tear	41
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#170	fortune cookie	18
#257	freightcake	3
#234	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#618	frightful feather	4
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#966	frigid ninja stars	3
#826	frilly skirt	1
#373	frozen banquet	5
#811	frozen feather	1
#428	frozen mushroom	5
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#350	fudge lily	14
#469	fudgecule	2,060
#566	funky dried mushroom	5
#437	furniture dolly	2
#746	furry fur	42
#470	gas balloon	6
#281	gator skin	24
#183	gauze shorts	1
#1346	ghost cucumber	11
#518	ghuol ears	15
#899	ghuol egg	6
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#1921	giant discarded plastic fork	2
#1147	giant discarded torn-up glove	2
#403	giant foam finger	3
#1887	giant pinky ring	3
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#275	gimlet	1
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#77	glistening fish meat	13
#111	glob of green slime	16
#118	glob of salty molasses	11
#263	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
#791	glowing red eye	5
#511	gnauga hide	6
#458	gnoll lips	6
#508	gnoll teeth	5
#875	goat cheese pizza	2
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#589	gob of wet hair	10
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#409	gr8ps	8
#393	grave robbing shovel	2
#882	green balloon	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#1051	green pixel	3
#402	green smoke bomb	2
#54	grisly shell fragment	5
#100	groupie lipstick	2
#86	groupie spangles	2
#377	grumpy old man charrrm	5
#870	guitar pick	1
#69	hair of the fish	2
#294	half-rotten brain	2
🥇	hand-knitted diving booties	1
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#211	handful of crafty noodles	1
#907	handful of hand chalk	9
#626	handful of moss	1
#407	handful of pine needles	2
#486	handful of sand	18
#452	handful of sawdust	5
#401	handful of walnuts	2
#506	happiness	2
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#616	heavy D	43
#758	hellion cube	2
#730	hemp string	3
#385	henna face paint	1
#373	henna tattoo	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#103	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
#109	hill of beans	292
#355	hippopotamus skin	2
#313	hippy bongo	1
#241	hippy herbal tea	2
#436	hippy medical kit	3
#482	hippy protest button	2
#71	honey stick	10
#324	honey-dipped locust	7
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#788	hot katana blade	4
#567	hot wing	66
#288	huge gold coin	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#182	hunk of granite	2
#33	hushed puppy	6
#1498	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	5
#418	icy katana hilt	5
#140	imitation crab meat	22
#547	infernal insoles	3
#577	inflatable duck	1
#110	ink bladder	1
#97	intact anemone spike	25
#400	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	16
#312	jack flapper	1
#71	jagged tooth	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#461	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#581	jar of squeeze	1
#453	java cookie	2
#101	jellyfish gel	2
#743	jerky coins	13
#364	jewelry-making pliers	1
#543	jug-o-magicalness	1
#147	jumbo olive	23
#284	jungle drum	1
#135	juniper berries	3
#621	ketchup hound	3
#720	kumquartz	4
#226	kumquat	4
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#71	lawn dart	7
#686	lead necklace	8
#456	leaflet	1
#409	leather chaps	5
#393	leathery bat skin	12
#446	leathery cat skin	11
#452	leathery rat skin	3
#491	left half of a heart necklace	1
#500	leftovers of indeterminate origin	2
#641	lemon	30
#229	lemon meringue pie	4
#24	length of old fuse	6
#670	leotarrrd	1
#935	lewd playing card	1
#446	licorice root	6
#629	lihc eye	10
#905	lihc face	1
#694	lime	5
#458	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	14
#1025	line	1
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
#531	linoleum ore	6
#437	linoleum staff	1
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#769	little paper umbrella	19
#124	little round pebble	3
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#237	lollipop stick	311
#701	long skinny balloon	4
#591	loose teeth	62
#124	lotion of sleaziness	8
#209	love song of vague ambiguity	14
#710	lowercase N	4
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#19	lynyrd musk	595
#35	lynyrd skin	12
#14	lynyrd snare	436
#337	magic whistle	2
#649	magical ice cubes	25
#288	magilaser blastercannon	7
#421	mariachi G-string	5
#950	mariachi pants	5
#92	marine aquamarine	2
#500	marzipan skull	18
#249	massive gemstone	2
#180	massive sitar	1
#176	meat stack	372
#687	meat vortex	18
#211	meatsmithing guide	1
#311	mesh cap	8
#596	metallic A	31
#787	milky potion	3
#531	mime soul fragment	2
#408	miner's helmet	6
#322	miner's pants	8
#246	mixed wildflower greens	2
#126	moist Crimbo spices	33
#133	moist sailor's cap	1
#467	mojo filter	1
#301	molotov cocktail cocktail	11
#198	moonglasses	3
#461	mother's little helper	4
#908	motivational poster	3
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#344	mugcake	6
#440	mummy wrapping	23
#587	murky potion	8
#1341	mylar scout drone	2
#355	natural fennel soda	5
#568	necklace chain	1
#208	nega-mushroom	6
#471	ninja hot pants	5
#628	ninja mop	1
#191	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
#2029	obsidian dagger	5
#394	ocarina of space	2
#351	ocean motion	3
#80	old school flying disc	6
#147	oldcake	3
#126	olive	197
#67	onion shurikens	15
#496	orange	18
#435	orange peel hat	1
#105	orc wrist	5
#104	orcish hand lotion	11
#103	orcish nailing lube	12
#149	orcish rubber	5
#109	orcish stud-finder	4
#614	original G	45
#355	oversized pipe	10
#726	oversized pizza cutter	2
#635	pack of pogs	19
#75	pair of government shades	9
#141	pair of pearidot earrings	1
#380	palm frond	12
#122	palm-frond net	1
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#368	panty raider camouflage	2
#690	papaya	9
#411	papaya sling	2
#401	paranormal ricotta	1
#989	pasta spoon	9
#340	pat-a-cake pendant	3
#701	patchouli incense stick	5
#143	peach	9
#663	peanut brittle shield	1
#49	peanut sauce	1
#85	pear	12
#50	pear tart	16
#702	pearidot	4
#94	pec oil	13
#997	penguin skin	6
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#456	perforated battle paddle	3
#272	perpendicular hula	5
#788	petit 4.1	1
#293	petit fortran	3
#595	phat turquoise bead	4
#332	phish stick	3
#712	phonics down	33
#813	photoprotoneutron torpedo	9
#445	pickle-flavored chewing gum	15
#134	pie crust	14
#537	piercing post	1
#222	pile of Trainbot parts	1
#265	pile of jumping beans	13
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#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
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#81	walrus-tusk earring	13
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
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#280	yak skin	2
#1112	yeti fur	19

Wow, that's 22,590 items total!

what items are this player missing?