Museum :: Osbert

Osbert

Rank	Item	Quantity
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#145	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	80
#1427	2-ball	1
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#1474	4-ball	1
#141	4-d camera	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#336	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#50	7-inch discus	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#967	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Dervish	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#2096	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#61	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#438	Atomic Comic	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#1044	BGE merchandise order form	1
#564	BGE pocket calendar	1
#1447	BGE shotglass	1
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#504	BRICKO brick	1
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#17	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#842	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#156	Barney's rake	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4296	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#590	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#882	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#761	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#226	BitterSweetTarts	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#57	Black Hole	1
#773	Black No. 2	1
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#908	Bling of the New Wave	1
#814	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#568	Blood Light	1
#255	Bohemian rhapsody	1
#534	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#924	Boris's ring	1
#1673	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#68	Bright Water	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#64	Buttery Knob	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#2315	CRIMBCO scrip	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#2426	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
#2424	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#4	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
#739	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#48	Climate Colada	1
#1732	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1153	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1237	Cold Hots candy	1
#264	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#491	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
#103	Comet Pop	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#80	Crazymaker	1
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#673	Crimbo Credit	1
#1352	Crimbo candied pecan	1
#1381	Crimbo fudge	1
#1366	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#175	Crimbojito	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#360	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#243	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#224	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#205	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#362	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#245	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
#216	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#39	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#1927	Daffy Taffy	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#443	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#454	Disco Banjo	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#84	Drac & Tan	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#81	Dump Truck	1
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2053	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#477	Ecto-Cooler	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#29	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
#99	El Vibrato drone	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#323	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
#298	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#26	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#498	Elfin shortbread	1
#85	Ellsbury's journal	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#169	Elvish delight	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#66	Event Horizon	1
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#55	Fauna Libre	1
#135	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	100
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#169	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#77	Flaming Knob	1
#71	Flaming Sazerorc	1
#31	Flan in the Moon	1
#513	Frat Army FGF	1
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#178	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#284	Game Grid ticket	1
#264	Game Grid token	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#93	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#105	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
#88	Gin Mint	1
#1600	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#69	Gnomish toolbox	1
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#66	Golden Mean	1
#102	Good 'n' Slimy	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#724	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#65	Green Burlap	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#51	Green Muslin	1
#59	Green Velvet	1
#341	Gummi-DNA	1
#755	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#248	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1146	Heimandatz's heart	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#109	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#76	Humanitini	1
#78	Hunger™ Sauce	1
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#1674	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#1194	Jack-in-the-box	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#1286	Jocko Homo's head	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1016	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#837	Kissin' Cousins	1
#94	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#996	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#1207	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#1090	Knob Goblin love potion	1
#629	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#741	Knob Goblin perfume	1
#315	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#941	Knob Goblin steroids	1
#163	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#148	Knob jelly donut	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#343	Knob pasty	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#136	Knob stir-fry	1
#144	Knob stroganoff	2
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#456	Lars the Cyberian	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3898	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#883	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#86	Lumineux Limnio	1
#1200	M-242	1
#216	MSG	1
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#1758	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#261	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#401	Manetwich	1
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#77	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#148	Meat maid body	1
#703	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#1109	Meleegra™ pills	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#26	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#56	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#29	Mer-kin headguard	1
#175	Mer-kin healscroll	1
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#181	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#34	Mer-kin thighguard	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#1140	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#89	Mint Yulep	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#72	Moon Pie	1
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#109	Mortimer's nostrum	1
#103	Morto Moreto	1
#1001	Mountain Stream soda	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#2682	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#91	Muschat	1
#158	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#634	NPZR chemistry set	1
#283	Nardz energy beverage	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#128	New Cloaca-Cola	1
#528	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#724	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#398	Nightstalker perfume	1
#97	Northern pemmican	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#245	Nuclear Blastball	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#509	Oil of Parrrlay	1
#122	Okee-Dokee soda	1
#216	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#625	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#93	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
#187	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#844	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#111	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#91	PB&BP	1
#29	PVC staff	1
#159	Pain Dip	1
#2359	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#886	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
#618	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
#195	Piddles	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#67	Plague of Locusts	1
#134	PlexiPips	1
#233	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#878	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#777	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#888	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#193	Polka Pop	1
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#211	Ralph IX cognac	1
#941	Ram's Face Lager	1
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#474	water wings	1
#179	water-polo cap	1
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
#151	waterlogged crate	1
#173	weremoose spit	1
#126	wet stew	1
#158	wet venom duct	1
#261	whalebone corset	1
#1147	wheel	2
#125	whimpering willow bark	1
#220	whip kit	1
#486	whisker pencil	1
#649	whiskey and cola	1
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#223	white Xanadian	1
#903	white balloon	1
#48	white belt	1
#1159	white candy heart	1
#198	white candygram	2
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#89	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#740	white chocolate chip cookies	1
#958	white chocolate chips	1
#1031	white class ring	1
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#1104	white lightning	1
#802	white picket fence	1
#1027	white pixel	1
#416	white rice	1
#809	white satin pants	1
#582	white satin shield	1
#1058	white snake skin	1
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#853	white sword	1
#88	white whip	1
#118	wholeberd	1
#1749	whoopie cushion	2
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#37	wild honey pie	1
#187	willyweed	1
#2053	wind-up chattering teeth	1
#814	windchimes	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#338	wine-soaked bone chips	2
#1130	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	1
#615	witch hat	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#106	wok lobster	1
#1245	wolf mask	1
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#428	wonderwall shield	1
#364	wooden axe	1
#1221	wooden block	1
#191	wooden figurine	1
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#811	wooden stakes	1
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#554	worn tophat	1
#896	worthless gewgaw	1
#1042	worthless knick-knack	1
#784	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#590	wreath of laurels	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#462	wumpus hair	1
#29	wumpus-hair bolo	1
#14	wumpus-hair net	1
#11	wumpus-hair sweater	1
#1046	wussiness potion	1
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#176	yak anorak	1
#354	yak skin	1
#80	yak toupee	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#94	yellow matter custard	1
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#2818	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2115	yellow snowcone	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#1737	yeti fur	1
🥇	yield shield	1
#2204	yo	1
#2045	yo-yo	2
#606	yohohoyo	1
#104	your own black heart	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 5,069 items total!

what items are this player missing?