Museum :: BlackThunder

BlackThunder

Rank	Item	Quantity
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#1436	1-ball	1
#349	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	22
#662	2-ball	5
#123	25-meat staff	1
#1079	3-ball	2
#194	30669 scroll	60
#300	33398 scroll	73
#98	334 scroll	79
#887	4-ball	3
#321	4-dimensional guitar	3
#774	5-ball	4
#695	6-ball	5
#190	64067 scroll	2
#248	668 scroll	4
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#798	7-ball	4
#866	8-ball	16
#467	ASCII shirt	3
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#91	Angry Farmer candy	2,198
#1135	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#125	BGE merchandise order form	33
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#2036	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#188	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#245	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#357	Black No. 2	13
#530	Blackfly Chardonnay	3
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#31	Bohemian rhapsody	44
#1923	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1169	Boss Bat bling	2
#2774	Boss Bat britches	1
#859	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#132	Bulky Buddy Box	21
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#371	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
#119	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#1578	Cloaca grenade	2
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#142	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#1557	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
#1482	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#318	Cold Hots candy	21
#134	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	10
#233	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#1005	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#738	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	6
#754	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#2255	Crown of the Goblin King	7
#1019	Daffy Taffy	23
#536	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#445	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
#313	Divine	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#509	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	6
#212	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#510	Dolphin King's crown	9
#576	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	8
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#1338	Drowsy Sword	8
#1133	Dyspepsi grenade	6
#708	Dyspepsi-Cola	79
#619	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	4
#775	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	3
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#18	El Vibrato power sphere	109
#430	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	4
#233	Elmley shades	4
#62	Elvish delight	9
#205	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#121	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#186	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	70
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1689	Feynman gate	1
#188	Frat Army FGF	25
#700	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#249	Fudgie Roll	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#152	GOTO	2
#245	Gaia beads	12
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#300	Genalen™ Bottle	5
#111	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	10
#221	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#211	Gnollish flyswatter	14
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#263	Gnollish pie tin	14
#212	Gnollish plunger	13
#189	Gnollish slotted spoon	11
#235	Gnollish toolbox	21
#151	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	3
#1050	Go-Wassail	1
#235	Gordon Bennett	1
#214	Grateful Undead T-shirt	2
#213	Gummi-Gnauga	14
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#132	Hatorade	1
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#1148	Heimandatz's heart	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#195	Hippy Army MPE	42
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#222	Iiti Kitty phone charm	13
#472	Imp Ale	331
#1204	Instant Karma	1
#774	Jack-in-the-box	5
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#159	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
#302	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
#463	Jolly Roger charrrm	6
#546	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#838	Kissin' Cousins	1
#431	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#318	Knob Goblin elite helm	17
#287	Knob Goblin elite pants	19
#262	Knob Goblin elite polearm	20
#213	Knob Goblin elite shirt	41
#183	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
#296	Knob Goblin firecracker	68
#309	Knob Goblin harem pants	13
#354	Knob Goblin harem veil	10
#135	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
#269	Knob Goblin love potion	51
#375	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#233	Knob Goblin melon baller	10
#190	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
#358	Knob Goblin pants	28
#508	Knob Goblin perfume	4
#212	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	5
#357	Knob Goblin scimitar	28
#219	Knob Goblin seltzer	92
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#373	Knob Goblin spatula	14
#235	Knob Goblin steroids	53
#164	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
#214	Knob Goblin superseltzer	37
#403	Knob Goblin tongs	25
#305	Knob Goblin visor	20
#348	Knob mushroom	18
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#279	Knob stuffed shells	2
#222	Knoll mushroom	61
#388	Knoll shroomkabob	2
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#364	LED block	3
🥇	LWA ring	1
#90	Lars the Cyberian	4
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#235	Lockenstock™ sandals	11
#2020	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	8
#724	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	4
#267	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	205
#954	M-242	3
#171	MSG	3
#243	Mad Train wine	441
#307	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#109	Manetwich	9
#35	Mariner's Friend cough drops	41
#214	Marquis de Poivre soda	30
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#90	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	40
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#264	Meat detector	2
#111	Meat maid body	2
#700	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
#352	Meleegra™ pills	27
#182	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#137	Mer-kin healscroll	4
#140	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
#184	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#112	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#190	Mer-kin takebag	1
#228	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	18
#55	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	2,230
#237	Miniborg beeper	2
#9	Miniborg hiveminder	26
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#406	Miniborg strangler	1
#1632	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#325	Mohawk wig	32
#347	Mon Tiki	1
#190	Monstar energy beverage	48
#464	Mountain Stream soda	28
#248	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
#1633	Mr. Mediocrebar	17
#158	ND	1
#198	NG	6
#83	Necrotelicomnicon	9
#179	Neuromancer	4
#316	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	2
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#312	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#644	Now and Earlier	2
#287	Oil of Parrrlay	6
#629	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#242	Orcish baseball cap	15
#244	Orcish cargo shorts	12
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#159	Orcish meat locker	3
#189	PADL Phone	62
#1600	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
#280	Penultimate Fantasy chest	88
#210	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	7
#259	Pine-Fresh air freshener	12
#465	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#176	Prelude of Precision	1
#139	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	9
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#667	Ram's Face Lager	10
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#129	Red Pill	3
#445	Red Rover BB gun	6
#423	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
#1575	Rock Pops	19
#80	S.A.V.E. flyer	5
#354	SPF 451 lip balm	6
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#348	Senior Mints	16
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#538	Silver Bullet beer	1
#150	Sinful Desires	4
#394	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
#160	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	9
#150	Sneaky Pete's key lime	2
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#139	Snow Queen Crown	37
#528	Spam Witch sammich	41
#85	Staff of the Greasefire	1
#224	Steal This Candy	10
#159	Sugar Cog	18
#946	Summer Nights	1
#93	Supernova Champagne	106
#220	Swabbie™ swab	14
#771	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#393	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	131
#457	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	5
#788	The Joy of Wassailing	2
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#100	Tiger-lily's milk	26
#308	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	9
#580	Trollhouse cookies	37
#103	Tuesday's ruby	32
#134	Ultrasoldier Serum	9
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#920	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#147	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	25
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#2408	Valentine	1
#148	WA	3
#653	Wand of Nagamar	6
#88	Warm Subject gift certificate	3,006
#478	White Citadel burger	1
#431	White Citadel fries	1
#441	Wint-O-Fresh mint	27
#87	X-37 gun	2
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1566	Yummy Tummy bean	78
#1172	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#25	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#146	a little sump'm sump'm	27
#188	abandoned candy	5
#207	abominable blubber	1
#213	accidental cider	8
#257	acid-squirting flower	14
#479	acoustic guitarrr	6
#337	adder bladder	20
#145	agua de vida	23
#318	all-purpose cleaner	15
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#145	alphabet gum	12
#357	amulet of extreme plot significance	40
#171	ancient Magi-Wipes	54
#67	ancient cursed foot locker	5
#165	ancient frozen dinner	14
#230	ancient protein powder	21
#155	ancient spice	21
#99	ancient stone fist	18
#120	ancient stone head	8
#3680	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#246	ancient vinyl coin purse	18
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#2610	anniversary gift box	1
#246	ant agonist	12
#185	ant hoe	2
#253	ant pitchfork	1
#284	ant rake	1
#323	anti-anti-antidote	7
#173	anticheese	72
#170	antique greaves	63
#582	antique hand mirror	2
#195	antique helmet	57
#267	antique packet of ketchup	5
#188	antique shield	56
#187	antique spear	61
#485	armgun	1
#429	arrrgyle socks	5
#240	asbestos apron	4
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#445	asbestos ore	13
#188	asbestos staff	3
#559	asparagus knife	8
#139	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#261	asshat	7
#1192	astral mushroom	1
#1373	astronaut pants	3
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#106	automatic catapult	1
#100	awful poetry journal	2,267
#277	bätzle	2
#75	baby cuddlefish	3
#430	baby killer bee	23
#1308	baconstone	5
#262	baconstone ring	1
#3767	badass belt	10
#494	bag of Cheat-Os	11
#753	bag of lard	1
#201	balaclava	4
#191	balaclava baklava	18
#2043	ball	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#665	balloon monkey	2
#105	balloon shield	1
#203	balloon sword	2
#268	ballroom blintz	12
#197	bamboo bokuto	1
#968	banana	2
#338	banana cream pie	1
#434	banana peel	5
#208	banana spritzer	1
#574	banana-frosted king cake	4
#808	bananagate	3
#219	bar skin	64
#57	bar whip	2
#675	barbed-wire fence	4
#789	barrrnacle	16
#186	barskin tent	1
#368	baseball	11
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#490	bat guano	14
#231	bat haggis	1
#77	bat whip	1
#262	bat wing	62
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#365	batblade	7
#393	batgut	62
#101	bazookafish bubble gum	45
#107	beach glass bead	70
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#199	beanbag chair	2
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#119	beautiful soup	1
#80	beefy fish meat	12
#257	beer bomb	121
#134	beer bong	34
#172	beer cartilage	1
#151	beer helmet	55
#725	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#417	begpwnia	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#680	bejeweled cufflinks	4
#171	bejeweled pledge pin	49
#25	bellhop bell	40
#44	bewitching boots	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#47	big bundle of chamoix	8
#254	big red clown nose	30
#210	big stick	1
#117	bigger stick	1
#64	bilge wine	721
#103	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
#366	bindlestocking	7
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#1013	bit of clingfilm	3
#245	bit-o-cactus	16
#585	bite-me-red lipstick	1
#398	black & tan	3
#203	black cherry soda	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#188	black facepaint	1
#488	black forest cake	3
#328	black forest ham	5
#266	black greaves	9
#267	black helmet	9
#1380	black paisley oyster egg	3
#305	black pension check	11
#317	black pepper	6
#461	black picnic basket	1
#544	black pixel	26
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1489	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
#521	black pudding	2
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#216	black shield	12
#385	black snake skin	11
#258	black spot	3
#232	black sword	12
#268	black velvet box	1
#274	black-and-blue light	217
#302	blackberry	33
#221	blackberry moccasins	1
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#2624	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#290	blood of the Wereseal	1
#795	bloody beer	3
#236	bloody clown pants	28
#482	bloody mary	2
#607	blue glowstick	2
#2555	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#769	blue pixel	33
#271	blue pixel potion	3
#279	blue plasma ball	208
#2409	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2376	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#876	blue snowcone	1
#1835	blue striped oyster egg	2
#243	boilermaker	1
#316	bone rattle	5
#20	booty chest charrrm	1,281
#105	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#119	bottle of Blank-Out	137
#242	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	6
#203	bottle of Definit	9
#339	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	2
#269	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	4
#125	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	36
#258	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	24
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#379	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
#122	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	9
#208	bottle of alcohol	18
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#38	bottle of black cat tonic	49
#714	bottle of bubbles	1
#305	bottle of cooking sherry	4
#408	bottle of fire	1
#445	bottle of gin	35
#2100	bottle of goofballs	10
#42	bottle of perfume	1
#195	bottle of popskull	12
#22	bottle of realpagne	43
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#311	bottle of rum	186
#303	bottle of sewage schnapps	18
#332	bottle of tequila	82
#368	bottle of vodka	49
#265	bottle of whiskey	179
#133	bottle opener belt buckle	37
#49	bottled inspiration	35
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#551	bowl of cottage cheese	22
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#184	box	85
#5913	box of sunshine	4
#203	boxed champagne	9
#244	boxed wine	120
#379	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
#104	brainy skull	5
#60	brand new key	2
#174	breath mint	5
#2709	brick	1
#335	brick of sand	3
#339	briefcase	14
#304	brine	63
#595	broken skull	18
#183	broken sword	24
#273	bronze breastplate	5
#122	bronzed locust	24
#247	brown crock marble	1
#284	brown plastic baby	2
#81	brown sugar cane	115
#124	bubblewrap ore	22
#355	bubbly potion	32
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#123	bucket of honey	24
#249	buckler buckle	1
#361	buckyball	13
#320	bugbear beanie	19
#255	bugbear bungguard	24
#238	bullet-proof corduroys	20
#126	bum cheek	165
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#218	bunch of square grapes	20
#468	bungle in the jungle	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#245	cactus fruit	9
#70	caipifruta	4
#354	calle de miel	3
#951	can of Binarrrca	8
#1098	can of CRIMBCOLA	4
#186	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
#530	can of Red Minotaur	6
#226	can of Swiller	15
#116	can of black paint	3
#181	can of maces	6
#494	can of spinach	4
#22	can-can-in-a-can	43
#870	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	10
#383	candied kobold	8
#861	candied yams	10
#290	candy brain	12
#1680	candy cane	17
#1063	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1029	candy knuckles	3
#50	cannonball charrrm	274
#243	canopic jar	25
#1757	capacitor relay	1
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#239	carbonated soy milk	18
#59	carbonated water lily	326
#170	cardboard katana	3
#152	cardboard ore	16
#368	cardboard wakizashi	5
#314	carob chunk cookies	7
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#213	carob chunks	35
#281	casino pass	11
#427	cast	36
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#374	cat appendix	8
#229	catgut	42
#324	cement sandals	3
#222	centipede eggs	16
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#107	chaos butterfly	4,159
#89	charged magnet	1
#144	charrrm bracelet	1
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#251	cheap studded belt	215
#254	cheap wind-up clock	1
#59	chef skull	2
#379	chef's hat	22
#561	cherry	2
#430	chewing gum on a string	14
#356	chintzy disco ball pendant	2
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#508	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#293	chloroform rag	10
#381	chocolate filthy lucre	9
#940	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#637	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#132	chopsticks	41
#540	chorizo taco	4
#264	chrome ore	23
#429	chrome staff	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#2109	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#11	chunk of rock salt	5,123
#102	clay peace-sign bead	75
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#149	clockwork key	11
#32	clockwork shank	2
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#444	cloudy potion	19
#269	clown shoes	11
#238	clown skin	32
#115	clown whip	1
#100	clownskin belt	4
#1980	club necklace	3
#205	cob of corn	1
#177	cocktail napkin	37
#76	cocktail onion	43
#500	cocoa egg	18
#273	cocoa eggshell fragment	280
#145	coconut shell	602
#350	coffin lid	3
#269	cog	111
#199	cold hi mein	2
#97	cold ninja mask	45
#360	cold nuggets	1
#229	cold powder	2
#327	cold wad	2
#49	cologne of contempt	12
#716	comfy coffin	1
#884	commemorative war stein	1
#262	communications windchimes	28
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#377	concentrated magicalness pill	4
#20	consolation ribbon	1
#315	cool mushroom	8
#270	cool whip	15
#49	copper ha'penny charrrm	243
#111	corn holder	16
#361	corncob pipe	3
#148	cornuthaum	54
#623	corpse on the beach	8
#1424	corpsedriver	2
#892	corpsetini	5
#87	corrupted data	279
#259	costume sword	2
#400	cranberries	57
#778	crazy little Turkish delight	3
#285	cream pie	3
#329	cream stout	7
#324	creamsicle	7
#185	crossbow string	1
#33	crotchety pants	2
#272	crowbarrr	9
#58	crown-shaped beanie	5
#412	cruelty-free wine	3
#598	cup of infinite pencils	1
#355	cup of primitive beer	3
#116	cupcake-in-a-cup	3
#188	curmudgel	7
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Wow, that's 114,756 items total!

what items are this player missing?