Museum :: Jehanmandeville

Jehanmandeville

Rank	Item	Quantity
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#639	"DRINK ME" potion	1
#115	"KICK ME" sign	1
#88	"meat" stick	3
#773	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
#139	1,970 carat gold	1
#1438	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#211	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
#1427	2-ball	1
#1457	3-ball	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#934	334 scroll	1
#187	37x37x37 puzzle cube	3
#1474	4-ball	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#92	4:20 bomb	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#142	5-hour acrimony	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#2245	8-ball	1
#64	8-billed baseball cap	1
#78	8-bit banana	1
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#112	A muse-bouche	1
#107	ASCII fu manchu	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#71	Adventurer bobblehead	2
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#84	Afternoon Delight	1
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#274	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
#230	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#224	Alice's Army Cleric	1
#231	Alice's Army Coward	1
#156	Alice's Army Dervish	1
#72	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
#30	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#15	Alice's Army Foil Sniper	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
#64	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#259	Alice's Army Guard	1
#248	Alice's Army Halberder	1
#212	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
#227	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#225	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#262	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
#161	Alice's Army Martyr	1
#255	Alice's Army Ninja	1
#258	Alice's Army Nurse	1
#259	Alice's Army Page	1
#267	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
#173	Alice's Army Sniper	1
#251	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
#257	Alice's Army Wallman	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#94	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#159	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2095	Angry Farmer candy	1
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#63	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#69	Aura Libre	1
#57	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#190	BACON	1
#565	BGE pocket calendar	1
#88	BOOterfinger	3
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#107	BRICKO stud	1
#61	BROS Energy Drink	2
#422	BURT	42
#20	Baja sopapilla	13
#133	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
#38	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	129
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#150	Barulio's bottle	1
#612	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
🥇	Bastille Battalion control rig	1
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#85	Battlie Light Saver	11
#186	Beach Buck	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#72	Beignet Milgranet	2
#8	Belt of Howling Anger	50
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#70	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#46	Black Angus blackburger	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#45	Black Hole	2
#674	Black No. 2	2
#281	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
#587	Blatantly Canadian	1
#52	Bloody Nora	1
#521	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#24	Boosty Juice	1
#8	Boots of Twilight Whispers	49
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#95	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
#20	Boris's Helm	1
#423	Boris's key lime pie	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#75	Bowlet	1
#29	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#94	Bram's choker	1
#80	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1743	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
#676	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	5
#76	Bruno's blessing of Mars	3
#26	Buddy Bjorn	1
#45	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#57	Bustle Hustler	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
#282	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#220	C.H.U.M. chum	4
#183	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#172	CSA all-purpose soap	1
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#212	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
#225	CSA discount card	1
#128	CSA fire-starting kit	182
#193	CSA obedience grenade	1
#199	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2
#45	Caipiranha	1
#46	Camp Scout backpack	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#83	Candicaine	1
#51	Candy Alexander	2
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#103	Carpathian longsword	5
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#76	Cement Mixer	1
#46	Centauri fish wine	1
#35	Chakra Libre	3
#80	Charity's choker	2
#194	Cheer-Up soda	1
#444	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
#35	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#80	Choco-Mint patty	2
#572	Chroner	1
#36	Churchill	1
#59	Citrus Crush wine cooler	3
#49	Claybender glasses	15
#48	Climate Colada	1
#75	Cloaca Cola Polar	63
#1123	Cloaca grenade	7
#736	Cloaca-Cola	32
#943	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#5	Cloak of Dire Shadows	62
#116	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	8
#78	Coily™	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#7	Conspiracy™ mascara	1
#150	Cookbook of the Damned	3
#36	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
#673	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
#34	Cornbeefadon	4
#331	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
#689	Corpse Island iced tea	7
#92	Cosmic Calorie	427
#27	Cracklin' Oat Bran	40
#61	Crazymaker	2
#134	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#685	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	7
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#225	Crimbo candied pecan	70
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#239	Crimbo fudge	71
#219	Crimbo peppermint bark	72
#587	Crimbo pie	2
#234	Crimbo salad	5
#83	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#27	Crimbolex watch	5
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#361	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#268	Crimbot battery	1
#471	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
#211	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
#474	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
#247	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#219	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
#460	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#363	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
#218	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
#459	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
#374	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#366	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#23	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
#97	Crimboween memo	77
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#1436	Crimbuck	222
#141	Crown of the Goblin King	130
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#305	D roll	6
#21	DUFRESNE Suds	332
#1522	Daffy Taffy	8
#14	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	71
#17	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	23
#15	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	111
#15	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	39
#15	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	79
#16	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	69
#16	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	48
#14	Daisy's unclean bloomers	11
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#31	Dark & Starry	3
#95	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	1
#64	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	6
#19	Dinsey Whinskey	4
#17	Dinsey face paint	2
#16	Dinsey food-cone	4
#8	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#251	Disco Banjo	2
#43	Disgeist	3
#313	Divine	1
#39	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	1
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#737	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#46	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#679	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	5
#30	Doublepunchplanter	2
#40	Drac & Tan	5
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#31	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	11
#140	Drowsy Sword	131
#25	Drunken Astrophysicist	7
#38	Drunken Neurologist	2
#25	Drunken Philosopher	4
#35	Dump Truck	6
#52	Duskwalker fangs	12
#46	Duskwalker syringe	35
#110	Dust bunny	16
#1670	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#1928	Dyspepsi-Cola	2
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#406	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	6
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#34	Earth, Wind and Firewater	5
#116	Eau de Guaneau	5
#175	Effermint™ tablets	10
#27	Egnaro berry	2
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#81	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#291	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#257	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
#154	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	2
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#283	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#82	El Vibrato restraints	2
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#23	Electric Punch	1
#387	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
#131	Elfin shortbread	9
#87	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
#43	Elizabeth's paintbrush	5
#206	Elmley shades	5
#91	Elvish delight	4
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#103	Enchanted Plunger	2
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#23	Engorged Sausages and You	1
#49	Event Horizon	2
#86	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
#50	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#32	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
#1165	FDKOL commendation	1
#30	FDKOL fire hose	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#45	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
#16	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	8
#203	Fantasma en la Máquina	4
#107	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	5
#145	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	1
#28	Fauna Libre	4
#40	Feliz Navidad	1
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#28	Fettris	2
#1688	Feynman gate	1
#32	Firewater	3
#60	Fitspiration™ poster	33
#41	Five Second Energy™	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#52	Flaming Caipiranha	2
#38	Flaming Knob	4
#45	Flaming Mohobo	4
#37	Flaming Sazerorc	4
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#28	Flying Caipiranha	3
#67	Fog Murderer	2
#31	Frankly Mr. Shank	2
#161	Frat Army FGF	32
#74	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	5
#32	French bronilla brogurt	2
#197	Friendliness Beverage	20
#31	Friendly Turkey	4
#57	Frigid Northern Beans	2
#119	Frogade	4
#62	Fromage Pinotage	2
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#697	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#136	Fu Manchu Wax	1
#446	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
#27	Fun-Guy spore	21
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#30	Fuzzy Tentacle	4
#132	GOTO	3
#234	Gaia beads	14
#150	Game Grid ticket	44
#72	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	74
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#89	Gathered Meat-Clip	1
#7	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	51
#125	Gearhead Goo	3
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#307	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	2
#47	Ghost Dog Chow	5
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#31	Glo-Pop	11
#26	Glum berry	6
#88	Gnollish Crossdress	4
#789	Gnollish flyswatter	1
#594	Gnollish pie server	1
#672	Gnollish pie tin	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#52	Gnollish sangria	1
#595	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
#678	Gnollish toolbox	1
#25	Gnomish sagngria	4
#33	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	30
#45	Golden Mean	2
#43	Good 'n' Quiet	5
#501	Goodfella contract	35
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#15	Gorillape	1
#107	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
#22	Grasshopper	6
#101	Grateful Undead T-shirt	6
#117	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
#108	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
#11	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
#101	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
#27	Great Older Fashioned	5
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#8	Greaves of the Murk Lord	64
#41	Greek fire	3
#27	Green Burlap	5
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#28	Green Giant	9
#43	Green Manalishi	102
#29	Green Muslin	3
#18	Green Velvet	8
#42	Groll doll	73
#245	Gummi-Gnauga	11
🥇	HP-35 Calculator	1
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#41	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
#92	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	10
#21	Haymaker	6
#154	Hell broth	1
#443	Hell ramen	3
#66	Hellfire Spicy Beans	1
#8	Helm of the Scream Emperor	45
#49	Herring Daiquiri	1
#19	Herring Wallbanger	8
#35	Herringtini	3
#22	Hersey™ SMOOCH	12
#31	Hide-rox™ cookie	2
#19	Highest Bitter	3
#291	Hippy Army MPE	16
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#66	Hodgman's metal detector	1
#387	Hollandaise helmet	3
#32	Hot 'n' Scarys	12
#32	How to Avoid Scams	706
#120	How to Play Othello	3
#27	Humanitini	7
#45	Hundred Headed IPA	6
#79	Ice Island Long Tea	1
#31	Iceberglar scarf	38
#115	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	33
#147	Iiti Kitty phone charm	26
#113	Illuminati earpiece	1
#559	Imp Ale	229
#303	Inner Strength	1
#52	Inner Truth	5
#92	Inner Wisdom	4
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#47	Irish Coffee, English Heart	2
#1115	Iron Beta of Industry	3
#27	Island Landslide	1
#32	Jack-O-Lantern beer	40
#293	Jack-in-the-box	21
#61	Jackhammer	1
#21	Jacob's rung	15
#24	Jamocha berry	6
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
🥉	Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)	1
#32	Jefferson wings	41
#42	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
#38	Jokester makeup	1
#178	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	13
#28	Jungle Juice	3
#97	Junk-Bond	1
#56	Kashmir sweater	2
#23	Keese berry	8
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#114	Knob Goblin Mutagen	11
#53	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	24
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#114	Knob Goblin eyedrops	8
#159	Knob Goblin firecracker	155
#133	Knob Goblin harem pants	47
#331	Knob Goblin harem veil	11
#107	Knob Goblin learning pill	6
#529	Knob Goblin love potion	13
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#287	Knob Goblin pants	45
#134	Knob Goblin perfume	29
#183	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	8
#269	Knob Goblin scimitar	49
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#81	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	6
#498	Knob Goblin spatula	6
#538	Knob Goblin steroids	10
#735	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
#271	Knob Goblin tongs	60
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#46	Knob jelly donut	8
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#508	Knob mushroom	8
#82	Knob nuts	13
#343	Knob pasty	1
#285	Knob sausage	16
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#45	Knob shroomkabob	9
#71	Knob stir-fry	7
#101	Knob stroganoff	4
#185	Knob stuffed shells	7
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#597	Knoll mushroom	10
#234	Knoll shroomkabob	6
#75	Knoll stir-fry	3
#106	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	10
#65	Kokomo Resort Chip	2
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#32	Kudzu salad	1
#73	Kudzu slaw	2
#64	LCD game: Burger Belt	18
#53	LCD game: Food Eater	31
#54	LCD game: Garbage River	32
#669	LED block	1
#32	LOV Echinacea Bouquet	1
#34	LOV Elephant	2
#24	LOV Elixir #3	4
#36	LOV Emotionizer	1
#46	LOV Enamorang	1
#53	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	1
#167	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	8
#5	Lava Miner's Daughter	2
#61	Lavalos's shell	1
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#16	Lemonade-235	3
#60	Leonard's glasses	10
#96	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	3
#135	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#107	Liam's mail	3
#45	License To Kill	1
#29	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
#174	Lockenstock™ sandals	23
#20	Locust	6
#25	Lollipop Drop	7
#22	London frog	3
🥇	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
#127	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
#173	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	128
#485	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	12
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#29	Ludovico Pastaco	1
#40	Lumineux Limnio	8
#769	M-242	7
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#652	Mad Train wine	100
#308	Mae West	1
#63	Mae West with a fly in it	6
#17	Mallomarbles	9
#143	Manetwich	6
#14	Mansquito Serum	1
#71	Mansquito's blood	3
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#126	Mark of the Bugbear	1
#125	Mark of the Ghost	1
#133	Mark of the Skeleton	1
#129	Mark of the Vampire	1
#129	Mark of the Werewolf	1
#124	Marquis de Poivre soda	171
#224	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#21	Mayonex	4
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayozapine	1
#57	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	95
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#51	Meat-inflating powder	4
#24	Medical Pastaco	1
#166	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	57
#516	Meleegra™ pills	14
#69	Mer-kin begsign	1
#116	Mer-kin breastplate	1
#67	Mer-kin bunwig	1
#79	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
#55	Mer-kin cooljuice	6
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#93	Mer-kin fastjuice	6
#173	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
#41	Mer-kin hallpass	1
#104	Mer-kin healscroll	8
#63	Mer-kin hidepaint	8
#185	Mer-kin hookspear	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#53	Mer-kin lipstick	5
#57	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#113	Mer-kin prayerbeads	3
#112	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
#50	Mer-kin ragejuice	5
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#54	Mer-kin sawdust	1
#14	Mer-kin scholar mask	1
#13	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
#53	Mer-kin smartjuice	4
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#33	Mer-kin strongjuice	11
#192	Mer-kin takebag	1
#163	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
#82	Mer-kin weaksauce	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#7	Merc Core deployment orders	1
#356	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
#20	Meteorite-Ade	264
#914	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	2
#361	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	133
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#7	warbear high festival pants	1
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#98	wine spritzer	12
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#26	zmobie	72
#67	zombie	1
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#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 77,771 items total!

what items are this player missing?