Museum :: Sir Loogey Du Phlegm

Sir Loogey Du Phlegm

Rank	Item	Quantity
#804	1-ball	4
#152	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	76
#601	2-ball	6
#520	3-ball	8
#411	30669 scroll	19
#500	33398 scroll	25
#192	334 scroll	35
#656	4-ball	5
#401	5-ball	11
#900	6-ball	3
#262	64067 scroll	1
#352	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	8
#718	7-ball	5
#667	8-ball	26
#626	9-ball	1
#401	ASCII shirt	4
#638	Amulet of Yendor	27
#361	Angry Farmer candy	308
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#572	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
#634	Better Than Cuddling Cake	2
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#371	Blackfly Chardonnay	8
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#668	Boris's ring	2
#860	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#399	C.H.U.M. knife	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#265	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#915	Cloaca-Cola	18
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#428	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#181	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	4
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#864	Cold Hots candy	3
#1003	Corpse Island iced tea	4
#1411	Crimboween memo	6
#1567	Crown of the Goblin King	13
#205	Daffy Taffy	162
#200	Diet Cloaca Cola	6
#858	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#313	Divine	1
#456	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	2
#573	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	4
#427	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#537	Dramatic™ range	1
#2740	Drowsy Sword	1
#296	Dyspepsi-Cola	241
#903	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#47	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	2
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#223	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#179	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
#98	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
#59	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	6
#82	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	5
#197	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#227	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
#256	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	2
#153	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	4
#180	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	19
#228	Elfin shortbread	4
#875	Ent cider	3
#349	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	22
#639	Feynman gate	14
#512	Gaia beads	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#227	Gnollish flyswatter	13
#170	Gnollish pie server	12
#209	Gnollish pie tin	21
#279	Gnollish plunger	10
#148	Gnollish slotted spoon	14
#302	Gnollish toolbox	13
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#765	Goodfella contract	7
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#453	Hippy Army MPE	4
#556	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
#550	Imp Ale	237
#570	Jarlsberg's earring	2
#223	Jolly Roger charrrm	19
#731	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#107	Kentucky-style derby	1
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#633	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#496	Knob Goblin elite polearm	7
#529	Knob Goblin elite shirt	8
#323	Knob Goblin firecracker	58
#505	Knob Goblin harem pants	6
#456	Knob Goblin harem veil	7
#317	Knob Goblin pants	38
#555	Knob Goblin perfume	3
#302	Knob Goblin scimitar	40
#310	Knob Goblin seltzer	49
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#760	Knob Goblin steroids	3
#357	Knob Goblin superseltzer	13
#437	Knob Goblin tongs	21
#576	Knob Goblin visor	5
#537	Knob mushroom	6
#418	Knob sausage	6
#260	Knoll mushroom	46
#445	Lockenstock™ sandals	2
#848	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#293	Mad Train wine	362
#308	Mae West	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#158	Manetwich	5
#258	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
#263	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	8
#403	Meat detector	1
#516	Meleegra™ pills	14
#513	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	58
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#1758	Mob Penguin cellular phone	3
#217	Mohawk wig	60
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#371	Mountain Stream soda	52
#427	Mr. Mediocrebar	126
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#73	Oil of Parrrlay	50
#144	Orcish baseball cap	30
#172	Orcish cargo shorts	21
#173	Orcish frat-paddle	22
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#476	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	2
#391	Pine-Fresh air freshener	7
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#338	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#98	Ram's Face Lager	755
#209	Regular Cloaca Cola	6
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#411	Rock Pops	127
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#556	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	2
#92	Snow Queen Crown	86
#278	Spam Witch sammich	145
#861	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
#644	Steal This Candy	1
#270	Supernova Champagne	18
#70	Swabbie™ swab	75
#328	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	174
#74	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	84
#290	Trollhouse cookies	146
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#460	Tuesday's ruby	3
#710	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#2405	Valentine	1
#1286	Wand of Nagamar	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#1358	Wint-O-Fresh mint	4
#485	Yummy Tummy bean	409
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#895	abominable snowcone	6
#243	accidental cider	6
#517	acid-squirting flower	5
#272	acoustic guitarrr	14
#366	adder bladder	17
#75	all-purpose cleaner	123
#116	alpha-mail pants	1
#215	amulet of extreme plot significance	80
#455	ancient Magi-Wipes	7
#190	ancient frozen dinner	12
#459	ancient protein powder	5
#458	ancient spice	2
#1251	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#1081	annoying pitchfork	1
#535	ant agonist	2
#241	anticheese	37
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#194	antique greaves	53
#501	antique hand mirror	3
#170	antique helmet	67
#296	antique packet of ketchup	4
#149	antique shield	75
#172	antique spear	68
#190	arrrgyle socks	15
#288	asbestos crossbow	2
#353	asbestos ore	18
#303	asbestos sword	2
#369	asparagus knife	17
#469	asshat	2
#519	astral mushroom	14
#2064	astronaut pants	1
#455	atomic vector plotter	8
#369	awful poetry journal	331
#172	baby killer bee	57
#1174	baconstone	6
#6538	badass belt	2
#133	badger badge	1
#77	bag of Cheat-Os	249
#596	bag of airline peanuts	49
#305	balloon helmet	1
#177	ballroom blintz	34
#157	bar skin	97
#122	bar whip	1
#578	barbed-wire fence	6
#262	barrrnacle	61
#126	barskin hat	5
#437	bat guano	18
#89	bat hat	1
#77	bat whip	1
#358	bat wing	36
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#242	batblade	13
#447	batgut	48
#350	bazookafish bubble gum	2
#587	beach glass bead	2
#126	bed of coals	6
#572	beer bong	1
#672	beer helmet	1
#543	beer lens	2
#390	bi-lateral logic compressor	9
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#272	big red clown nose	27
#161	bilge wine	186
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#551	bit-o-cactus	2
#469	black & tan	2
#489	black forest cake	3
#391	black forest ham	3
#184	black greaves	15
#291	black helmet	8
#931	black paisley oyster egg	5
#777	black pixel	9
#935	black plastic oyster egg	4
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#336	black pudding	6
#248	black shield	10
#543	black snake skin	6
#1476	black striped oyster egg	3
#290	black sword	9
#820	black-and-blue light	4
#892	blackberry	1
#269	blackberry combat boots	1
#122	blackberry moccasins	2
#226	blackberry slippers	1
#2625	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#215	bloody clown pants	34
#621	bloody mary	1
#563	blue paisley oyster egg	7
#544	blue pixel	80
#785	blue plasma ball	5
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#1001	blue polka-dot oyster egg	4
#877	blue snowcone	1
#1113	blue striped oyster egg	4
#230	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
#222	blueberry-frosted king cake	6
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#488	bone rattle	2
#160	booty chest charrrm	67
#498	borg sock monkey	3
#391	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#413	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#411	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	10
#253	bottle of Pinot Renoir	6
#210	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	4
#373	bottle of alcohol	6
#173	bottle of black cat tonic	4
#280	bottle of cooking sherry	5
#918	bottle of gin	6
#255	bottle of popskull	9
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#996	bottle of rum	12
#236	bottle of ultravitamins	2
#1039	bottle of vodka	3
#1094	bottle of whiskey	6
#72	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#437	bow	1
#142	bow staff	1
#364	bowl of cottage cheese	54
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#48	bowl of rye sprouts	18
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#218	box	68
#209	boxed champagne	8
#623	boxed wine	19
#246	brains casserole	1
#247	brainy skull	1
#876	brick	37
#910	broken skull	5
#130	broken sword	42
#541	bronzed locust	1
#255	brown sugar cane	18
#125	bubblewrap ore	22
#217	bubbly potion	80
#1627	buckyball	1
#266	bugbear beanie	26
#342	bugbear bungguard	15
#144	bum cheek	144
#488	bunch of bananas	7
#341	bunch of square grapes	9
#288	buoybottoms	2
#538	cactus fruit	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#331	can of Binarrrca	30
#331	can of Red Minotaur	12
#212	can of fake snow	2
#401	can of maces	2
#494	can of spinach	4
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#1024	candied yams	8
#4134	candy cane	2
#3830	candy stake	1
#161	cannonball charrrm	60
#281	canopic jar	17
#1539	canteen of wine	3
#355	capacitor relay	33
#896	carbon nanotube frame	10
#423	carbonated soy milk	4
#211	carbonated water lily	30
#221	cardboard katana	2
#130	cardboard ore	19
#136	cardboard wakizashi	25
#240	carob chunks	28
#873	casino pass	1
#421	cast	37
#263	cat appendix	15
#288	catgut	28
#502	centipede eggs	3
#411	chaos butterfly	457
#743	cheap elven gloves	5
#1823	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
#708	cheap studded belt	5
#1660	cheap toaster	1
#304	chef's hat	33
#186	cherry	35
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#210	chopsticks	25
#372	chorizo taco	9
#303	chrome crossbow	2
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#336	chrome ore	16
#523	chrome sword	1
#126	chunk of depleted Grimacite	82
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#27	clockwork key	47
#324	cloudy potion	39
#562	clown hammer	49
#292	clown shoes	10
#332	clown skin	19
#2494	club necklace	2
#54	cob of corn	21
#192	cocktail onion	6
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#129	cocoa eggshell fragment	682
#273	coffin lid	5
#422	cog	64
#152	cold ninja mask	26
#212	colored-light "necklace"	2
#391	computronic processing unit	9
#555	concentrated garbage juice	1
#333	concentrated magicalness pill	5
#164	cool mushroom	16
#864	cool whip	1
#159	copper ha'penny charrrm	56
#270	corn holder	4
#41	cornuthaum	239
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1010	corpsedriver	4
#1465	corpsetini	2
#245	cranberries	127
#83	crazy little Turkish delight	411
#96	cream stout	65
#94	creamsicle	62
#200	crowbarrr	12
#357	cup of infinite pencils	3
#104	curdflinger	1
#84	curmudgel	17
#350	cursed black pearl onion	3
#320	cursed bottle of black-label rum	3
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#36	cursed breeches	1
#322	cursed cannonball	2
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#356	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#293	cursed sea biscuit	4
#350	cursed voodoo skull	2
#593	cyborg doll	2
#1826	cyborg stompin' boot	1
#585	dance card	1
#218	dark potion	81
#310	dead guy's watch	22
#250	decaying goldfish liver	25
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#381	decorative fountain	12
#769	defective skull	21
#147	dehydrated caviar	59
#532	delicious salad	96
#366	demon skin	24
#375	denim axe	1
#1031	dense meat stack	4
#75	deodorant	56
#169	desiccated apricot	70
#154	detective skull	1
#3285	diamond necklace	1
#362	diamond-studded cane	15
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#209	dingy planks	1
#236	dire fudgesicle	6
#188	dirty hobo gloves	144
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#433	disco ball	81
#409	disco mask	84
#361	disease	32
#263	disembodied brain	14
#187	disembodied smile	2
#344	dishrag	1
#219	disintegrating quill pen	43
#131	disintegrating sheet music	63
#246	displaced fish	20
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#490	distressed denim pants	2
#413	disturbing fanfic	319
#257	divine blowout	53
#292	divine can of silly string	39
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#275	divine champagne popper	12
#478	divine cracker	1
#262	divine noisemaker	53
#398	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
#356	dope wheels	1
#325	drab sonata	12
#150	draggin' ball hat	72
#88	dreadlock whip	55
#173	dried face	25
#304	drum machine	15
#904	dry noodles	6
#794	drywall axe	13
#516	ducha de oro	1
#2105	duct tape	2
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#232	duct tape sword	1
#382	dull fish scale	4
#177	dungeoneer's dungarees	7
#145	dusty animal jawbone	2
#198	dusty animal pelvis	2
#269	dusty bottle of Marsala	73
#287	dusty bottle of Merlot	78
#284	dusty bottle of Muscat	73
#239	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	99
#330	dusty bottle of Port	63
#252	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	78
#181	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
#209	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	2
#205	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
#123	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	4
#316	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#291	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#284	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
#182	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	2
#303	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
#299	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
#200	dusty left clavicle	2
#195	dusty left eleventh rib	2
#307	dusty left femur	1
#286	dusty left fibula	1
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#194	dusty left first rib	2
#76	dusty left fourth front claw	5
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#201	dusty left humerus	2
#110	dusty left ninth rib	4
#98	dusty left radius	4
#105	dusty left scapula	4
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#300	dusty left second rear claw	1
#296	dusty left second rib	1
#109	dusty left seventh rib	4
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#184	dusty left tenth rib	2
#303	dusty left third rear claw	1
#105	dusty left third rib	4
#305	dusty left thumb	1
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#283	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
#185	dusty right clavicle	2
#310	dusty right eighth rib	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#107	dusty right first front claw	4
#288	dusty right first rib	1
#294	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
#152	dusty right humerus	3
#306	dusty right kneecap	1
#138	dusty right scapula	3
#140	dusty right second front claw	3
#197	dusty right second rear claw	2
#199	dusty right second rib	2
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#134	dusty right third rib	3
#150	dusty right thumb	3
#292	dusty right tibia	1
#315	dusty right twelfth rib	1
#198	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
#136	dusty second caudal vertebra	3
#288	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
#305	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
#296	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#149	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	3
#283	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
#113	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	4
#101	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	4
#183	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#188	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
#179	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
#145	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	3
#288	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
#288	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
#318	dwarf bread	13
#244	eXtreme mittens	17
#238	eXtreme scarf	15
#172	effervescent potion	106
#228	eggbeater	2
#1096	eggnog	12
#1201	elven limbos gingerbread	6
#1273	elven moonshine	3
#763	elven socks	5
#871	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	5
#435	empty meat tank	5
#375	enchanted barbell	3
#268	enchanted bean	10
#124	enchantlers	1
#901	encoder ring	6
#300	enormous belt buckle	10
#266	enormous hoop earring	4
#239	escargotsicle	1
#174	evil golden arch	73
#726	evil googly eye	5
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#639	explosion-flavored chewing gum	42
#374	extra-strength strongness elixir	2
#766	eye of newt	4
#226	eyedrops of the ermine	1
#255	eyepatch	32
#187	f3d0r4	62
#764	facsimile dictionary	11
#556	fake fake vomit	57
#546	fake hand	50
#299	fake plastic grass	6
#134	fancy bath salts	177
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#1589	fancy dress ball	4
#2007	felt	2
#968	festive holiday hat	3
#208	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	11
#296	filth-encrusted futon	3
#279	filthy corduroys	28
#210	filthy hippy poncho	2
#319	filthy knitted dread sack	20
#255	filthy pestle	10
#416	filthy poultice	4
#880	fine wine	1
#111	fire	53
#143	fish-liver oil	190
#337	fizzy potion	40
#367	flaming crutch	16
#213	flaming mushroom	13
#166	flaming talons	66
#210	flange	14
#212	flaregun	75
#445	flat dough	1
#709	flavored foot massage oil	7
#76	floral print shirt	5
#200	flute of flat champagne	68
#789	foam dart	2
#293	foam noodle	3
#258	foolscap fool's cap	12
#99	football helmet	1
#202	fricasseed brains	6
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#461	frigid ninja stars	60
#184	frilly skirt	27
#645	frozen mushroom	2
#171	frozen nunchaku	21
#152	fruit basket	1
#86	fruit bowl	4
#1584	fruitcake	8
#120	funky brass fez	2
#782	funky dried mushroom	1
#274	furry fur	438
#604	fuzzbump	1
#3220	fuzzy dice	2
#79	ga-ga radio	88
#313	gator skin	20
#183	gauze shorts	1
#239	ghuol ears	80
#282	ghuol egg	75
#224	ghuol guolash	48
#721	giant discarded bottlecap	6
#1644	giant discarded plastic fork	3
#535	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
#239	giant moxie weed	13
#205	giant needle	364
#2128	giant pinky ring	2
#2003	gingerbread bugbear	6
#1323	gingerbread horror	5
#2417	gingerbread mutant bugbear	2
#383	glacial sapphire	1
#100	glass of goat's milk	139
#177	glowing red eye	113
#245	gnatwing	23
#333	gnauga hide	15
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#321	gnoll lips	11
#322	gnoll teeth	12
#177	goat beard	47
#380	goat cheese	48
#429	goatskin umbrella	2
#152	gob of wet hair	209
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#589	golden ring	41
#94	goofily-plumed helmet	1
#2658	googly eye	1
#575	goth kid t-shirt	5
#228	gr8ps	23
#604	grapefruit	3
#259	grapes	35
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#275	grassy cutlass	3
#537	green pixel	67
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#324	strongness elixir	16
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#3538	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
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#382	tiny knife and fork	1
#625	tiny ninja sword	1
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#2055	tiny plastic Felonia	2
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#669	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	11
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#835	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	9
#1491	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
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#932	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
#727	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	10
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#84	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
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#647	tiny plastic Protagonist	11
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#1085	tiny plastic angry bugbear	7
#4841	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#584	tiny plastic anime smiley	12
#1240	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	6
#605	tiny plastic astronomer	12
#3976	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
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#496	tiny plastic beanbat	14
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#492	tiny plastic cubist bull	14
#1477	tiny plastic demoninja	5
#1082	tiny plastic drunk goat	7
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1249	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	6
#826	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	9
#827	tiny plastic fruit golem	9
#6179	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#4857	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
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#638	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	11
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#605	tiny plastic goth giant	12
#4810	tiny plastic grue	3
#713	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	10
#2845	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	6
#3902	tiny plastic killer bee	4
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#4876	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#3933	tiny plastic levitating potato	4
#1238	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
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#2600	tiny plastic pastamancer	2
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#4466	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#857	tiny plastic scary clown	9
#4450	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#812	tiny plastic senile lihc	9
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#846	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	9
#1430	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
#4010	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	4
#1112	tiny plastic spooky vampire	7
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#3347	tiny plastic star starfish	5
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#647	tiny plastic topiary golem	11
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#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
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#168	titanium assault umbrella	76
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#1620	tofurkey gravy	4
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#151	tooth	26
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#83	tropical orchid	66
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#444	true grit	2
#377	tube of dread wax	6
#180	tube of hair oil	2
#158	tuning fork	1
#941	turtle totem	20
#306	uncooked chorizo	13
#367	unidentified jerky	19
#78	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	266
#1378	unstable laser battery	38
#701	valuable trinket	99
#158	vampire collar	13
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#178	vial of patchouli oil	4
#1777	vibrating cyborg knife	4
#303	viking helmet	42
#155	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	167
#2081	vitachoconutriment capsule	6
#430	vodka and cranberry	3
#466	vodka martini	1
#258	vodka stratocaster	1
#52	vorpal blade	248
#451	wad of dough	79
#279	wad of tofu	18
#358	walrus-tusk earring	3
#511	war tongs	1
#44	wheel	55
#411	whiskey and soda	1
#104	whiskey bittersweet	1
#630	whiskey sour	1
#791	white Canadian	1
#301	white chocolate chips	37
#238	white collar	6
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#386	white lightning	24
#802	white picket fence	1
#295	white pixel	110
#234	white satin pants	17
#219	white satin shield	10
#375	white snake skin	26
#259	white sword	19
#797	whoopie cushion	36
#512	wicker shield	1
#683	wind-up chattering teeth	43
#366	windchimes	16
#117	witty rapier	64
#241	wolf mask	139
#317	wonderwall shield	2
#102	wooden salad bowl	1
#425	wooden stakes	5
#137	worn tophat	18
#376	wussiness potion	35
#748	x-ray specs	19
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#336	yellow brick road	1
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#101	yellow plastic hard hat	1
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#814	yellow snowcone	38
#775	yellow striped oyster egg	3
#276	yeti fur	774
#2204	yo	1
#134	yohohoyo	27

Wow, that's 40,222 items total!

what items are this player missing?