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Miss Informed

Rank	Item	Quantity
#116	Überraschthexengebräu	1
#322	"DRINK ME" potion	42
#96	"KICK ME" sign	3
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#25	"honey" dipper	1
#115	"meat" stick	1
#578	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#104	1,970 carat gold	4
#533	1-ball	8
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#160	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	73
#192	1952 Mickey Mantle card	3
#464	2-ball	9
#42	25-meat staff	10
#409	3-ball	11
#686	30669 scroll	5
#829	33398 scroll	6
#554	334 scroll	6
#221	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
#552	4-ball	7
#140	4-d camera	1
#116	4-dimensional fez	1
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#73	4:20 bomb	2
#337	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
#774	5-ball	4
#107	5-hour acrimony	3
#271	6-ball	20
#263	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#210	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	16
#654	7-ball	6
#50	7-inch discus	1
#507	8-ball	45
#48	8-billed baseball cap	2
#81	8-bit banana	1
#401	9-ball	2
#35	99.44% pure math	1
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#60	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#38	Abyssal ember	3
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#37	Aerheads	1
#71	Affirmation Cookie	1
#70	Afternoon Delight	2
#134	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
#88	Aggressive Carrot	2
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#165	Alice's Army Alchemist	4
#231	Alice's Army Bowman	1
#169	Alice's Army Cleric	2
#129	Alice's Army Coward	4
#37	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
#59	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#66	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
#62	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#60	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
#57	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
#39	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#61	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
#165	Alice's Army Guard	4
#181	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#228	Alice's Army Horseman	1
#226	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
#170	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	4
#162	Alice's Army Ninja	4
#206	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#161	Alice's Army Page	4
#183	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#179	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#162	Alice's Army Swordsman	4
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
#16	Amanitee	1
#122	Ambitious Turkey	2
#46	Amnesiac Ale	1
#561	Amulet of Yendor	34
#158	Ancient Protector Soda	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#479	Angry Farmer candy	180
#317	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	2
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#234	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#64	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
#70	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#66	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#64	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#218	Atomic Pop	1
#58	Aye Aye	1
#55	Aye Aye, Captain	1
#65	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
#32	BACON	16,511
#957	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#330	BRAINS shorts	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#444	BRICKO brick	5
#74	BRICKO bulwark	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#420	BRICKO eye brick	2
#69	BRICKO hat	1
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#63	BRICKO pants	1
#112	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#61	BRICKO sword	1
#55	BRICKO trunk	1
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#151	Barulio's bottle	1
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#108	Battlie Light Saver	7
#209	Belt of Howling Anger	1
#214	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#368	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
#39	Bettie page	3
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#762	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#48	Bit O' Quail Spleen	4
#193	BitterSweetTarts	2
#414	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#132	Black Body™ spray	2
#459	Black No. 2	8
#618	Blackfly Chardonnay	2
#424	Blatantly Canadian	4
#815	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
#342	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#309	Boris's key lime pie	2
#290	Boris's ring	6
#118	Bowl of Scorpions	1
#76	Bowlet	1
#30	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#82	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
#1567	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
#66	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	206
#42	Bustle Hustler	3
#283	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
#588	C.H.U.M. knife	1
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#1552	CRIMBCO mug	3
#1118	CRIMBCO scrip	40
#1644	CRIMBCO wine	2
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#535	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
#179	CSA bravery badge	1
#195	CSA obedience grenade	1
#216	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#70	Cerebral Cloche	2
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#100	Charity's choker	1
#72	Cherry Cloaca Cola	36
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#32	Chinese curse words	11
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#220	Chori Zo trading card	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1733	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1154	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#903	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1238	Cold Hots candy	1
#186	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	2
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#82	Cornbeefadon	1
#1201	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#1220	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#1240	Crimbo candied pecan	2
#1382	Crimbo fudge	1
#1369	Crimbo peppermint bark	1
#345	Crimbo pie	6
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#177	Crimbojito	1
#1527	Crimboween memo	5
#2099	Crown of the Goblin King	8
#696	Daffy Taffy	40
#48	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	1
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	1
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	1
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#33	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	1
#1539	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	1
#254	Diet Cloaca Cola	4
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#455	Disco Banjo	1
#79	Disgeist	1
#184	Divine	4
#331	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	6
#177	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	72
#21	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	24
#130	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	6
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#16	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	32
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#119	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#548	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	9
#52	Doublepunchplanter	1
#1496	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#259	Dramatic™ range	5
#289	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	2
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#99	Duskwalker syringe	6
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#1194	Dyspepsi-Cola	24
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#770	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#956	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#423	Eau de Guaneau	1
#165	Effermint™ tablets	11
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#493	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#287	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
#500	Elfin shortbread	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#124	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
#875	Ent cider	3
#206	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
#31	Fabiotion	2
#78	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
#246	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
#135	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	100
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#1272	Feynman gate	4
#42	Five Second Energy™	1
#128	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
#50	French bronilla brogurt	1
#51	Friendly Turkey	1
#62	Frogade	12
#83	Fromage Pinotage	1
#126	Frost™ brand sword	1
#529	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#72	Fun-Guy spore	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#180	GOTO	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#236	Game Grid token	2
#165	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	3
#104	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	3
#397	Genalen™ Bottle	2
#60	Ghost Dog Chow	1
#187	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#77	Gnollish casserole dish	11
#180	Gnollish flyswatter	17
#474	Gnollish pie server	2
#351	Gnollish pie tin	9
#375	Gnollish plunger	6
#335	Gnollish slotted spoon	5
#472	Gnollish toolbox	5
#51	Gnomish toolbox	2
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#156	Green Manalishi	2
#34	Grey Guanon	1
#343	Gummi-DNA	1
#756	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#125	Gummy Brains	2
#60	Hairpiece On Fire	1
#44	Handsome Devil	1
#70	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	79
#100	Hatorade	2
#249	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
#118	Hell broth	2
#194	Hell ramen	24
#79	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	2
#568	Hippy Army MPE	1
#488	Hodgman's blanket	2
#387	Hollandaise helmet	3
#15	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	2
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#450	Imp Ale	369
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#211	Inndya trading card	1
#93	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
#1199	Jack-in-the-box	1
#89	Jarlsberg's earring	13
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#402	Jolly Roger charrrm	8
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#392	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	20
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#67	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#73	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
#43	Kentucky-style derby	9
#73	Kevlar balloon	2
#110	Kiss the Knob apron	1
#839	Kissin' Cousins	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#96	Knob Goblin Uberpants	7
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#635	Knob Goblin elite pants	4
#792	Knob Goblin elite polearm	2
#293	Knob Goblin elite shirt	26
#149	Knob Goblin eyedrops	3
#613	Knob Goblin firecracker	18
#340	Knob Goblin harem pants	11
#416	Knob Goblin harem veil	8
#165	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#111	Knob Goblin love potion	158
#250	Knob Goblin melon baller	9
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#390	Knob Goblin pants	24
#179	Knob Goblin perfume	20
#232	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	4
#343	Knob Goblin scimitar	32
#201	Knob Goblin seltzer	100
#131	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
#373	Knob Goblin spatula	14
#141	Knob Goblin steroids	102
#118	Knob Goblin stink bomb	3
#274	Knob Goblin superseltzer	25
#326	Knob Goblin tongs	40
#71	Knob Goblin visor	222
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#172	Knob lo mein	1
#216	Knob mushroom	52
#343	Knob pasty	1
#47	Knob sausage	487
#62	Knob sausage stir-fry	6
#89	Knob shroomkabob	2
#108	Knob stir-fry	2
#71	Knob stroganoff	7
#51	Knob stuffed shells	77
#85	Knoll lo mein	2
#702	Knoll mushroom	6
#260	Knoll shroomkabob	5
#111	Knoll stir-fry	1
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#654	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	6
#837	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	2
#594	Lucky Surprise Egg	3
#226	M-242	51
#186	MSG	2
#437	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#921	Mad Train wine	39
#40	Mae West	57
#263	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#15	March hat	2
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#848	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#205	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#530	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
#61	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
#28	Meat detector	14
#131	Meat maid	1
#26	Meat maid body	29
#644	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	2
#134	Meleegra™ pills	86
#103	Mer-kin digpick	1
#77	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#58	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#132	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
#62	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
#1134	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
#350	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	139
#199	Milk Studs	19
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#340	Misty Cape	2
#319	Misty Cloak	2
#291	Misty Robe	3
#1631	Mob Penguin cellular phone	4
#279	Mohawk wig	41
#122	Mon Tiki	14
#591	Monstar energy beverage	1
#4	Monster Manuel	2
#93	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
#94	Mornington crescent roll	8
#491	Mountain Stream soda	25
#158	Mr. Accessory	1
#93	Mr. Accessory Jr.	1
#171	Mr. Balloon	1
#41	Mr. Burnsger	1
#23	Mr. Eh?	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#597	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
#411	Mr. Mediocrebar	133
#34	Ms. Accessory	1
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#66	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#116	Mylar balloon	2
#102	ND	2
#219	NG	5
#633	NPZR chemistry set	1
#247	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#193	Neuromancer	3
#100	New Age healing crystal	1
#376	New Zealand iced tea	1
#205	Newbiesport™ tent	16
#99	Northern pemmican	1
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#94	Now and Earlier	71
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#424	Oil of Parrrlay	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#189	Orcish baseball cap	23
#295	Orcish cargo shorts	10
#405	Orcish frat-paddle	5
#45	Orcish meat locker	15
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#156	PEEZ dispenser	55
#238	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
#292	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#805	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
#230	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#196	Piddles	1
#11	Pine-Fresh air freshener	327
#234	Poison Oak trading card	1
#187	Pokëmann band-aid	1
#192	Polka Pop	1
#94	Polysniff Perfume	7
#42	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	10
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#74	Radberry Rip wine cooler	1
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#339	Ram's Face Lager	84
#143	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#529	Red Rover BB gun	4
#80	Red X Shield	1
#229	Regular Cloaca Cola	5
#672	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#101	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#985	Rock Pops	48
#449	Rock and Roll Legend	2
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#204	Roo trading card	1
#68	SMOOCH soda	10
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#599	Senior Mints	7
#974	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
#212	Serenity trading card	1
#133	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	4
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#620	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
#70	Small Medium	1
#237	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	6
#254	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	3
#164	Snow Queen Crown	30
#44	Source essence	3,360
#21	Source shades	1
#50	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	1
#53	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	1
#46	Source terminal INGRAM chip	1
#48	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
#37	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	2
#52	Source terminal file: compress.edu	1
#52	Source terminal file: cram.ext	1
#48	Source terminal file: dram.ext	1
#49	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	1
#49	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	1
#42	Source terminal file: gram.ext	2
#50	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	1
#48	Source terminal file: pram.ext	1
#52	Source terminal file: spam.ext	1
#48	Source terminal file: turbo.edu	1
#34	Space Baby children's book	1
#153	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#128	Space Tours Tripple	9
#515	Spam Witch sammich	43
#129	Spirit Precipice	1
#378	Spooky Surprise Egg	30
#31	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	50
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#44	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	77
#72	Star Spawn	2
#645	Steal This Candy	1
#74	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#67	Stooper	1
#221	Strix stix	2
#482	Sugar Cog	3
#946	Summer Nights	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#129	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#509	Supernova Champagne	4
#38	Swedish massage fish	2
#277	Swizzler	8
#182	T.U.R.D.S. Key	2
#938	Tales from the Fireside	1
#524	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	91
#96	Telltale™ rubber heart	1
#109	Texas tea	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#527	The Cooler Out of Space	1
#218	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#302	The Necbronomicon	1
#102	The Ring	1
#209	The Snake trading card	1
#37	Third Base	3
#217	Thorny Toad trading card	1
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#195	Tiger-lily's milk	6
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#445	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	3
#938	Travels with Jerry	1
#319	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
#321	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
#312	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
#306	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
#839	Trollhouse cookies	11
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#514	Typical Tavern swill	3
#150	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
#61	Uncle Buck	1
#268	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	11
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#61	VYKEA meatballs	1
#2407	Valentine	1
#27	Valentine's Day cake	11
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#174	WA	2
#852	Wand of Nagamar	3
#462	Warm Subject gift certificate	93
#167	Wax Flask	1
#166	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	11
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#187	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
#393	White Citadel burger	2
#75	White Citadel fries	28
#106	White Hyborian	1
#113	Whoompa Fur Pants	3
#22	Winifred's whistle	1
#1146	Wint-O-Fresh mint	6
#228	Woldo trading card	1
#472	Wolfman Nardz	1
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#54	X	1
#134	X-37 gun	1
#61	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	1
#64	Xiblaxian circuitry	1
#50	Xiblaxian crystal	1
#43	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	1
#19	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	1
#29	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	3
#41	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	1
#48	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	2
#75	Xiblaxian polymer	1
#234	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
#196	Ye Olde Meade	1
#219	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
#221	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#244	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	3
#967	Yummy Tummy bean	171
#245	Ze™ goggles	3
#380	Zim Merman's guitar	2
#92	Zoodriver	1
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#147	a butt tuba	9
#325	a little sump'm sump'm	8
#267	abandoned candy	2
#149	abominable blubber	5
#1151	abominable snowcone	3
#57	absentee voter ballot	2
#75	abstraction: action	1
#69	abstraction: category	1
#41	abstraction: certainty	3
#22	abstraction: comprehension	1
#52	abstraction: joy	1
#57	abstraction: motion	1
#70	abstraction: perception	1
#73	abstraction: purpose	1
#85	abstraction: sensation	1
#77	abstraction: thought	1
#79	acceptable bagel	5
#25	acceptable mayolus	1
#208	accidental cider	9
#53	accidental mutton	1
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#289	wad of tofu	17
#169	walrus-tusk earring	7
#260	wang	9
#511	war tongs	1
#342	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#192	warbear high-efficiency still	1
#364	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
#87	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
#88	warbear superpotion	1
#654	warbear whosit	1
#413	warm mushroom	3
#103	wasabi pocky	1
#941	water pipe bomb	1
#219	water purification pills	1
#474	water wings	1
#37	waterlogged bootstraps	1
#78	weegee sqouija	1
#141	weremoose spit	2
#126	wet stew	1
#130	wet venom duct	2
#163	whalebone corset	4
#84	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
#780	wheel	4
#126	whimpering willow bark	1
#105	whip kit	5
#486	whisker pencil	1
#133	whiskey and cola	19
#222	whiskey and soda	4
#64	whiskey bittersweet	2
#158	whiskey sour	15
#407	white Canadian	6
#223	white Xanadian	1
#20	white balloon	10,049
#376	white candy heart	68
#687	white chocolate and tomato pizza	2
#90	white chocolate chip brownies	1
#451	white chocolate chip cookies	5
#659	white chocolate chips	6
#586	white collar	1
#603	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
#509	white lightning	14
#80	white mana	1
#617	white picket fence	3
#282	white pixel	124
#416	white rice	1
#290	white satin pants	12
#390	white satin shield	3
#286	white snake skin	41
#122	white snakeskin duster	1
#622	white sword	3
#88	white whip	1
#110	whole turkey leg	1
#119	wholeberd	1
#797	whoopie cushion	36
#512	wicker shield	1
#89	wiffle-flail	1
#187	willyweed	1
#894	wind-up chattering teeth	29
#134	wind-up ensign	2
#769	wind-up meatcar	2
#100	wind-up navigation droid	3
#166	wind-up owl	1
#71	wind-up spider	1
#74	wind-up vampire teeth	5
#308	windchimes	24
#217	wine spritzer	4
#763	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	15
#615	witch hat	1
#567	witty rapier	1
#22	woim	2
#106	wok lobster	1
#423	wolf mask	42
#1027	wolfman mask	1
#318	wonderwall shield	2
#262	wooden axe	2
#744	wooden block	3
#57	wooden figurine	23
#50	wooden salad bowl	3
#17	wooden spoon	2
#425	wooden stakes	5
#596	wool hat	1
#61	woolen cravat	1
#281	world's smallest violin	1
#411	worn tophat	2
#76	worst candy	1
#290	worthless gewgaw	19
#279	worthless knick-knack	29
#298	worthless trinket	14
#591	wreath of laurels	1
#132	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#82	wriggling tentacle	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#396	wussiness potion	32
#881	x-ray specs	13
#176	yak anorak	1
#115	yak skin	12
#80	yak toupee	1
#69	yak whip	2
#39	yakskin buckler	4
#80	yakskin kilt	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#63	yakskin skirt	1
#72	ye olde golde frontes	3
#156	yellow brick road	8
#668	yellow candy heart	21
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#1013	yellow gummi ingot	1
#95	yellow matter custard	1
#274	yellow paisley oyster egg	10
#95	yellow pixel	1
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#63	yellow plastic hard hat	2
#1328	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
#512	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
#1039	yellow snowcone	24
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4
#1125	yeti fur	18
#1428	yo	4
#123	yo-yo	251
#478	yohohoyo	2
#124	yuletide troll chrysalis	1
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#148	zmobie	1
#68	zombie	1
#78	zombie dinosaur egg	1
#187	zombie hollandaise	1
#1453	zombie pineal gland	2

Wow, that's 462,805 items total!

what items are this player missing?