Museum :: Old Ned

Old Ned

Rank	Item	Quantity
#113	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
#1435	1-ball	1
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#71	100-Watt bulb	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1046	2-ball	2
#124	25-meat staff	1
#1076	3-ball	2
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1224	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#1110	4-ball	2
#644	5-ball	5
#1068	6-ball	2
#262	64067 scroll	1
#393	668 scroll	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1113	7-ball	2
#1419	8-ball	6
#621	9-ball	1
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#713	Angry Farmer candy	80
#2707	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	3
#759	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#774	Black No. 2	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
#421	Boris's key lime pie	1
#926	Boris's ring	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#1728	Cloaca grenade	1
#1496	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1151	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
#821	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#998	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#904	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
#993	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#256	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2462	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#1235	Cold Hots candy	1
#852	Crown of the Goblin King	29
#536	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
#738	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
#428	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1416	Dolphin King's crown	2
#738	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	4
#538	Dramatic™ range	1
#1666	Dyspepsi grenade	1
#2054	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
#1084	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#1404	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1415	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1375	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#580	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
#1783	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#1004	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#1503	Feynman gate	2
#512	Frat Army FGF	1
#606	Gaia beads	1
#222	Gnollish casserole dish	2
#441	Gnollish flyswatter	5
#673	Gnollish pie tin	1
#753	Gummi-Gnauga	1
#340	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
#131	Hatorade	1
#569	Hippy Army MPE	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#394	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#870	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
#356	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	5
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#63	Kevlar balloon	3
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#994	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1208	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
#1005	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#349	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#669	LED block	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#717	M-242	9
#1987	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#403	Meat detector	1
#1110	Meleegra™ pills	1
#2247	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#592	Monstar energy beverage	1
#1003	Mountain Stream soda	1
#40	Mr. Balloon	3
#632	Mr. Mediocrebar	85
#91	Mylar balloon	3
#157	ND	1
#374	NG	1
#740	Now and Earlier	1
#88	Oreille Divisée brandy	2
#611	PADL Phone	1
#778	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#470	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
#114	Raggedy Hippy doll	3
#2657	Rock Pops	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#734	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#397	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#477	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#177	Sugar Cog	15
#1954	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#711	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#2403	Valentine	1
#527	Valentine's Day cake	1
#97	Venus flytrap	3
#236	WA	1
🥇	Wand of Nagamar	30,015
#726	Yummy Tummy bean	262
#705	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#820	adder bladder	1
#68	all-purpose flower	3
#851	amulet of extreme plot significance	7
#657	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
#521	ancient frozen dinner	2
#672	ancient protein powder	1
#3684	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#25	angel-food cake	3
#262	anniversary balloon	4
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#846	annoying pitchfork	2
#632	ant agonist	1
#281	ant rake	1
#258	ant sickle	1
#483	anti-anti-antidote	1
#1063	anticheese	1
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#885	antique greaves	1
#731	antique hand mirror	1
#894	antique helmet	1
#904	antique shield	1
#947	antique spear	1
#57	apathetic lizardman doll	3
#538	arrow'd heart balloon	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#435	asbestos crossbow	1
#168	asbestos crossbow string	1
#120	asbestos helmet turtle	1
#71	asbestos meat stack	1
#1102	asbestos ore	1
#387	asbestos staff	1
#163	asbestos stick	1
#478	asbestos sword	1
#170	asbestos sword hilt	1
#786	asparagus knife	3
#769	aspirin	1
#643	asshat	1
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#26	astronaut ice-cream	15
#904	astronaut pants	7
#516	atomic vector plotter	6
#27	awful poetry journal	18,046
#357	bätzle	1
#1841	baby killer bee	1
#90	babycakes	3
#2445	baconstone	1
#353	baconstone bracelet	1
#186	baconstone earring	1
#407	baconstone pendant	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#1848	badass belt	29
#133	badger badge	1
#270	bag of Cheat-Os	37
#1082	bag of airline peanuts	17
#429	balaclava	1
#631	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#196	bamboo bokuto	1
#968	banana	2
#1236	bar skin	1
#958	barbed-wire fence	1
#1459	barrrnacle	4
#366	barskin hat	1
#198	bartender-in-the-box	1
#901	baseball	1
#1018	bat wing	1
#998	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#784	batblade	1
#1174	batgut	1
#282	beanbag chair	1
#966	beer bomb	1
#569	beer bong	1
#171	beer cartilage	1
#255	beer goggles	1
#669	beer helmet	1
#723	beer lens	1
#117	beer-a-pult	1
#286	begpwnia	5
#234	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#744	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1023	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#28	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	3
#651	bit-o-cactus	1
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#188	black facepaint	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#695	black helmet	1
#56	black lotus	3
#609	black pension check	1
#578	black pepper	1
#927	black pixel	2
#2108	black plastic oyster egg	1
#632	black pudding	1
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#667	black shield	1
#812	black snowcone	1
#2665	black striped oyster egg	1
#639	blackberry	5
#1649	blood flower	1
#291	blood of the Wereseal	1
#314	blood-faced volleyball	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#620	bloody mary	1
#2553	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1227	blue pixel	1
#2408	blue plastic oyster egg	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#342	blue snowcone	41
#2621	blue striped oyster egg	1
#59	blue velvet cake	3
#334	blundarrrbus	1
#665	bone rattle	1
#981	borg sock monkey	1
#279	boring spaghetti	1
#392	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
#378	bottle of Definit	1
#414	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
#385	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
#399	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
#743	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
#305	bottle of black cat tonic	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#2995	bottle of goofballs	5
#266	bottle of realpagne	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#316	bottled inspiration	1
#70	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
#931	bowl of cottage cheese	4
#1058	box	1
#5242	box of sunshine	6
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#181	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#318	brass stinger	1
#1523	brick	11
#436	brick of sand	1
#1271	broken skull	1
#625	broken sword	1
#543	bronzed locust	1
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#615	bubblewrap ore	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#97	bubblewrap sword	1
#955	bubbly potion	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1626	buckyball	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#591	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#527	bum cheek	16
#117	caipifruta	1
#547	can of fake snow	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2973	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#56	candied yam pinky ring	1
#2872	candied yams	1
#180	candy brain	24
#4784	candy cane	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#1591	capacitor relay	2
#1107	carbon nanotube frame	7
#529	carbonated soy milk	1
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#609	cardboard ore	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#94	cardboard sword	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#639	carob chunk noodles	1
#732	carob chunks	1
#872	casino pass	1
#429	cast	35
#153	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
#687	cat appendix	1
#819	catgut	1
#214	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#688	centipede eggs	1
#1707	chaos butterfly	1
#653	cheap plastic bottle opener	10
#148	cheap wind-up clock	5
#84	chef skull	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#234	chef-in-the-box	1
#662	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#776	chewing gum on a string	1
#390	chintzy accordion pin	1
#543	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#575	chloroform rag	1
#410	chocolate spurs	1
#821	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#766	chorizo taco	1
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#162	chrome crossbow string	1
#253	chrome helmet turtle	1
#63	chrome meat stack	1
#983	chrome ore	1
#429	chrome staff	1
#163	chrome stick	1
#522	chrome sword	1
#167	chrome sword hilt	1
#1774	chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#117	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
#121	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
#72	clockwork claws	1
#43	clockwork detective skull	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#747	clockwork key	1
#134	clockwork maid	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#159	clockwork sphere	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#966	cloudy potion	1
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#282	cocoa egg	44
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#176	coconut bikini top	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#1141	cog	1
#780	cold ninja mask	1
#357	cold nuggets	1
#295	cold powder	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#879	commemorative war stein	1
#649	communications windchimes	1
#1057	computronic processing unit	1
#34	congratulatory cake	3
#746	cool mushroom	1
#199	cool mushroom wine	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#246	cottage	1
#787	cranberries	10
#405	crazy little Turkish delight	23
#432	cream pie	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#920	cyborg doll	1
#515	daisy	3
#178	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
#1294	dead guy's watch	1
#25	deadly nightshade	3
#808	decorative fountain	1
#313	dehydrated caviar	12
#466	delicious noodles	1
#229	delicious spicy noodles	1
#1266	dense meat stack	1
#58	dental pliers	1
#590	deodorant	1
#616	depantsing bomb	1
#355	desiccated apricot	13
#153	detective skull	1
#24	devil's-food cake	3
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1624	disassembled clover	1
#531	disbelief suspenders	1
#1844	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#821	disembodied brain	1
#291	disembodied smile	1
#701	disintegrating quill pen	2
#583	distressed denim pants	1
#25	disturbing fanfic	22,289
#1638	doll house	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#355	dope wheels	1
#395	double daisy	1
#423	drab sonata	8
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#783	dried face	1
#702	dry noodles	26
#211	dry vodka martini	1
#602	drywall axe	20
#516	ducha de oro	1
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#2324	duct tape	1
#921	dusty bottle of Marsala	2
#943	dusty bottle of Merlot	2
#1029	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#931	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	2
#948	dusty bottle of Port	2
#903	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	2
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#228	eXtreme nose ring	1
#792	easter egg balloon	31
#946	effervescent potion	1
#870	empty blowgun	1
#604	enchanted bean	1
#204	enchanted eyepatch	1
#488	enchanted toothpick	2
#540	energy drink IV	1
#236	escargotsicle	1
#969	evil golden arch	1
#355	evil golden arches	1
#1096	evil googly eye	2
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#70	exotic orchid	3
#406	exploding hacky-sack	1
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#469	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
#1017	eye of newt	1
#401	eye-pod	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#1237	fake fake vomit	13
#847	fake hand	24
#750	fake plastic grass	2
#291	false eyelashes	1
#3307	fancy but probably evil chocolate	3
#968	fancy chocolate	3
#2423	fancy dress ball	1
#2393	felt	1
#655	ferret bait	1
#506	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
#999	filthy corduroys	1
#971	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#2031	filthy lucre	1
#527	filthy poultice	1
#880	fine wine	1
#774	fire	6
#529	fire poi	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#159	flaming glowsticks	3
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#322	flaming mushroom wine	1
#96	flashing novelty button	7
#74	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
#81	flask of baconstone juice	1
#77	flask of hamethyst juice	1
#66	flask of porquoise juice	1
#169	flat mushroom wine	1
#274	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#189	flute of flat champagne	71
#163	foie gras	11
#536	foolscap fool's cap	3
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#776	frightful feather	1
#1092	frigid ninja stars	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#810	frozen feather	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#152	fruit basket	1
#236	fruit bowl	1
#781	funky dried mushroom	1
#248	furry fur	541
#603	fuzzbump	1
#983	fuzzy dice	6
#168	ga-ga radio	21
#434	gas balloon	8
#614	gauze garter	1
#984	ghuol ears	1
#1089	ghuol egg	3
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#383	giant discarded plastic fork	26
#135	giant driftwood sculpture	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#210	giant needle	351
#987	giant pinky ring	12
#33	giant stuffed bugbear	3
#36	gilded lily	3
#586	gingerbread bugbear	40
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#301	gnatwing	15
#144	gnatwing earring	1
#790	gnoll teeth	1
#133	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#512	gob of wet hair	16
#478	googly eye	28
#315	goth kid t-shirt	15
#772	grapefruit	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#516	green balloon	3
#83	green glowstick	13
#896	green pixel	11
#489	green smoke bomb	1
#842	green snowcone	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#694	grouchy restless spirit	5
#846	grue egg	31
#870	guitar pick	1
#1226	gyroscope	1
#654	hair spray	1
#249	half-orchid	9
#374	halfberd	1
#1932	hamethyst	2
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#197	hamethyst earring	1
#329	hamethyst necklace	1
#860	handful of hand chalk	10
#571	harem girl t-shirt	1
#3380	heart necklace	1
#877	heart-shaped balloon	3
#1192	heavy D	1
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#540	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
#861	hellion cube	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#178	hemp net	1
#893	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2512	herbal stuffing	1
#604	hermit permit	1
#882	hill of beans	2
#548	hippy medical kit	1
#576	hippy protest button	1
#187	homeopathic healing powder	1
#233	honey-dew	1
#576	honey-dipped locust	1
#427	hot katana blade	26
#120	hot stuffing	2
#1287	hot wing	1
#289	huge spoon	6
#1027	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
#728	hypodermic needle	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1604	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#206	iced-out bling	2
#357	icy katana hilt	8
#273	icy mushroom wine	1
#211	icy-hot katana	3
#1371	incredibly creepy marionette	1
#478	infernal insoles	4
#445	inkwell	5
#199	insanely spicy bean burrito	40
#1600	ion grid	2
#608	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	4
#262	iron pasta spoon	27
#1195	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1832	jazz soap	1
#70	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
#80	jug of baconstone juice	1
#65	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#77	jug of porquoise juice	1
#542	jug-o-magicalness	1
#558	jumbo olive	1
#504	keg shield	1
#909	ketchup hound	1
#528	kick-ass kicks	1
#1288	killer rag doll	1
#2061	kite	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#145	knob mushroom wine	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#183	ladle of mystery	1
#2179	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#2306	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#2029	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1764	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#1294	lead necklace	1
#690	leather chaps	1
#362	lemon meringue pie	1
#447	length of string	27
#431	lesser grodulated violet	1
#270	library card	1
#1009	lihc eye	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#209	limburger biker boots	2
#894	lime	1
#1023	line	1
#1287	little paper umbrella	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#1537	logic synthesizer	2
#931	long skinny balloon	1
#375	long-stemmed rose	3
#1453	loose teeth	1
#565	lovecat tail	1
#911	lowercase N	1
#1978	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#425	lupine sword	1
#1349	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#390	mafia aria	62
#1741	magical ice cube with a fly in it	2
#1041	magical ice cubes	3
#387	magnifying glass	1
#750	many-eyed glasses	1
#1086	marionette	1
#575	marionette collective	1
#180	massive sitar	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2253	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1845	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#498	meat engine	1
#983	meat paste	1
#1044	meat stack	1
#1088	meat vortex	1
#335	meatcar model	1
#199	menorette	1
#99	metal mandible	1
#1201	metallic A	1
#36	mini-zeppelin	3
#123	miniature espresso maker	1
#487	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
#2027	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#152	monster bait	1
#364	moonglasses	1
#434	mugcake	3
#292	munchies pill	1
#1565	mushroom fermenting solution	1
#1681	mylar scout drone	1
#1182	nanofiber cloth	1
#64	odor extractor	2
#2532	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
#216	oil of stability	1
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#691	old coin purse	1
#676	old leather wallet	1
#440	opera mask	1
#45	orange glowstick	19
#860	orange snowcone	1
#30	orange traffic cone	1
#361	original G	195
#617	oversized pipe	1
#1558	pack of KWE trading card	1
#445	pail	25
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
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