Museum :: PolyesterMan

PolyesterMan

Rank	Item	Quantity
#114	"meat" stick	1
#187	1-ball	39
#75	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	175
#185	2-ball	37
#161	3-ball	47
#80	30669 scroll	128
#87	33398 scroll	328
#134	334 scroll	55
#187	4-ball	38
#79	4-dimensional guitar	40
#196	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
#176	5-ball	39
#149	6-ball	52
#190	64067 scroll	2
#40	668 scroll	56
#50	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	104
#174	7-ball	46
#211	8-ball	169
#401	9-ball	2
#146	A. W. O. L. commendation	46
#97	ASCII shirt	25
#86	Abyssal ember	1
#68	Accordion of Jordion	2
#206	Alewife™ Ale	4
#11	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	16
#118	Ancient Protector Soda	4
#33	Ancient Saucehelm	29
#377	Angelhair Culottes	3
#458	Angry Farmer candy	199
#296	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#86	Argarggagarg's fang	13
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#441	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#363	BGE pocket calendar	2
#574	BGE shotglass	12
#141	BGE temporary tattoo	6
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#98	BOOterfinger	2
#247	BURT	117
#376	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	3
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#39	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	127
#159	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	13
#132	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
#33	Battlie Light Saver	72
#112	Ben-Gal™ Balm	15
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#760	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
#69	Bjorn's Hammer	5
#118	Black No. 2	103
#238	Blackfly Chardonnay	17
#214	Blatantly Canadian	14
#217	Bling of the New Wave	6
#25	Blue Diamond of Honesty	15
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1262	Bonerdagon necklace	6
#185	Boozehounds Anonymous token	4
#35	Boris's key lime	25
#85	Boris's key lime pie	15
#161	Boris's ring	10
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#1644	Boss Bat britches	5
#78	Boulevardier cocktail	4
#95	Bowl of Scorpions	2
#94	Bram's choker	1
#47	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	3
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
#47	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	11
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1014	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#2098	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1465	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#1702	CRIMBCOIDS mints	3
#785	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#266	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
#35	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	6
#88	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
#316	Chroner	106
#48	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
#247	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
#29	Claybender glasses	29
#92	Cloaca Cola Polar	31
#694	Cloaca grenade	18
#1265	Cloaca-Cola	5
#823	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	3
#394	Cloaca-Cola helmet	6
#696	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	2
#308	Cloaca-Cola shield	8
#612	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
#53	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	39
#141	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
#966	Codpiece of the Goblin King	7
#20	Colander of Em-er'il	30
#144	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	4
#348	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	2
#119	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	8
#45	Cookbook of the Damned	10
#110	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	24
#204	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
#305	Corpse Island iced tea	17
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#917	Crimbo candied pecan	7
#604	Crimbo fudge	16
#551	Crimbo peppermint bark	18
#216	Crimbo pie	12
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#238	Crimbo wreath	3
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#2021	Crimbuck	37
#128	Crown of the Goblin King	138
#265	D roll	13
#1362	Daffy Taffy	11
#18	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	16
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#33	Disco 'Fro Pick	24
#108	Disco Banjo	5
#235	Divine	2
#233	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	12
#203	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	56
#30	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	7
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#163	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
#340	Doc's Miracle Cure	3
#562	Dolphin King's crown	8
#555	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	6
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#178	Drowsy Sword	104
#24	Duskwalker fangs	32
#29	Duskwalker syringe	69
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#325	Dyspepsi-Cola	211
#1085	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
#999	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#60	Eau de Guaneau	10
#135	Effermint™ tablets	21
#90	El Sombrero De Lopez	18
#494	El Vibrato power sphere	1
#33	Elder Turtle Shell	25
#117	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	31
#25	Elmley shades	55
#105	Elvish delight	3
#427	Ent cider	16
#19	FDKOL tattoo	3
#226	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
#109	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	133
#194	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	2
#40	Frat Army FGF	210
#233	Friendliness Beverage	10
#168	Frogade	2
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#127	Fudgie Roll	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#30	Gaia beads	176
#285	Galapagosian Cuisses	4
#290	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	4
#148	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	2
#83	Genalen™ Bottle	58
#122	General Assembly Module	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#479	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
#185	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#30	Gnollish casserole dish	44
#122	Gnollish flyswatter	27
#136	Gnollish pie server	15
#215	Gnollish pie tin	20
#189	Gnollish plunger	15
#124	Gnollish slotted spoon	17
#175	Gnollish toolbox	35
#30	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	11
#683	Go-Wassail	15
#92	Grateful Undead T-shirt	7
#263	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	4
#56	Green Clover of Justice	24
#155	Green Manalishi	2
#67	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	15
#112	Heimandatz's heart	11
#32	Hippy Army MPE	490
#122	Hollandaise helmet	95
#61	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	4
#61	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#56	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
#46	Iiti Kitty phone charm	177
#251	Imp Ale	850
#182	Instant Karma	60
#384	Iron Beta of Industry	21
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#432	Jarlsberg's earring	3
#43	Jarlsberg's key lime	21
#83	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	16
#120	Jocko Homo's head	11
#53	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	57
#732	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#54	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
#88	Knob Goblin Uberpants	8
#43	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	31
#57	Knob Goblin elite helm	107
#60	Knob Goblin elite pants	111
#55	Knob Goblin elite polearm	112
#214	Knob Goblin elite shirt	41
#38	Knob Goblin eyedrops	54
#83	Knob Goblin firecracker	335
#46	Knob Goblin harem pants	141
#40	Knob Goblin harem veil	141
#164	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
#254	Knob Goblin love potion	56
#127	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
#194	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
#145	Knob Goblin nasal spray	4
#91	Knob Goblin pants	189
#31	Knob Goblin perfume	100
#263	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	2
#101	Knob Goblin scimitar	166
#220	Knob Goblin seltzer	90
#41	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	19
#73	Knob Goblin spatula	624
#205	Knob Goblin steroids	62
#189	Knob Goblin superseltzer	47
#118	Knob Goblin tongs	151
#163	Knob Goblin visor	45
#57	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
#128	Knob mushroom	115
#51	Knob nuts	29
#342	Knob pasty	1
#104	Knob sausage	109
#56	Knob stroganoff	10
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#281	Knoll mushroom	41
#250	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
#181	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	6
#216	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	6
#253	Lars the Cyberian	2
#14	Lead Zeta of Chastity	9
#216	Lederhosen of the Night	6
#31	Lockenstock™ sandals	226
#80	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	4
#230	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	104
#849	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
#216	MSG	1
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#673	Mad Train wine	99
#106	Mae West	14
#92	Mae West with a fly in it	4
#1043	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
#294	Manetwich	2
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#339	Marquis de Poivre soda	7
#82	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	5
#116	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	25
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#75	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	109
#403	Meat detector	1
#111	Meat maid body	2
#147	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	66
#77	Meleegra™ pills	146
#140	Mer-kin hookspear	2
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#184	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	22
#112	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	957
#168	Milk Studs	39
#396	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#443	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#154	Misty Cape	12
#111	Misty Cloak	16
#85	Misty Robe	29
#1508	Mob Penguin cellular phone	5
#117	Mohawk wig	113
#98	Mon Tiki	21
#65	Monstar energy beverage	229
#96	Mornington crescent roll	6
#9	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	159
#184	Mountain Stream soda	203
#37	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	50
#72	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
#65	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#303	NG	2
#83	Nardz energy beverage	13
#60	Necrotelicomnicon	13
#273	New Zealand iced tea	14
#55	Newbiesport™ tent	174
#267	Newman's Own Trousers	4
#322	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	21
#86	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
#61	O'RLY manual	41
#14	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	133
#37	Oil of Parrrlay	94
#83	Orange Star of Sacrifice	21
#47	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
#41	Orcish baseball cap	164
#31	Orcish cargo shorts	165
#55	Orcish frat-paddle	124
#127	Orcish meat locker	4
#48	Order of the Silver Wossname	15
#117	Othello's dagger	1
#99	Othello's handkerchief	1
#51	PADL Phone	385
#189	PEEZ dispenser	37
#52	Pasta Spoon of Peril	5
#66	Pendant of Fire	1
#194	Penultimate Fantasy chest	151
#47	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	46
#62	Pine-Fresh air freshener	62
#44	Pink Heart of Spirit	19
#38	Polysniff Perfume	60
#64	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	7
#258	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	3
#19	Professor What T-Shirt	88
#84	Psychotic Train wine	9
#17	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	9
#63	Putrid Pendant	1
#243	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	4
#40	Radberry Rip wine cooler	6
#80	Ram's Face Lager	1,069
#31	Red Balloon of Valor	6
#370	Red Pill	1
#17	Red Russian	1
#280	Regular Cloaca Cola	3
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2659	Rock Pops	1
#126	Rock and Roll Legend	17
#207	Rompedores de Fantasmas	3
#47	SPF 451 lip balm	45
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#103	Safari Jack's moustache	11
#38	Scalp of Gorgolok	27
#219	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	1
#92	Sinful Desires	8
🥈	Skipper's accordion	1
#50	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#47	Sneaky Pete's key lime	20
#84	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	18
#56	Snow Queen Crown	204
#100	Sogg-Os	4
#46	Space Tourist Phaser	22
#49	Space Tours Tripple	63
#113	Spam Witch sammich	606
#91	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	11
#58	Squat-Thrust Magazine	26
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#25	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	23
#70	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
#74	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
#19	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	21
#24	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	15
#65	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
#154	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#67	Super Weight-Gain 9000	3
#147	Supernova Champagne	51
#41	Swabbie™ swab	130
#195	Swizzler	37
#31	T.U.R.D.S. Key	72
#197	TI-9000 calculator	1
#438	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	26
#469	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	22
#472	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	21
#235	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	316
#31	Texas tea	20
#69	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	77
#28	The Imploded World	5
#183	The Mariachi's guitar case	9
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#27	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	18
#651	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
#333	Thwaitgold ant statuette	4
#777	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#264	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	4
#334	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	4
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#893	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	4
#769	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#1065	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	4
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#527	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	8
#594	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#735	Thwaitgold termite statuette	6
#104	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	5
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
🥇	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Time Lord Badge of Honor	1
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#46	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	144
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#129	Trollhouse cookies	462
#87	Tuesday's ruby	36
#22	Typical Tavern swill	695
#83	UV monocular	2
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#613	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	11
#22	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	134
#12	Underworld truncheon	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#72	Unspeakable Earring	1
#40	Uranium Omega of Temperance	6
#216	Volartta's bellbottoms	6
#237	WA	1
#245	Wand of Nagamar	23
#520	Warm Subject gift certificate	63
#136	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	28
#112	Wet Russian	2
#56	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	18
#43	Whoompa Fur Pants	18
#82	Wolfman Nardz	22
#233	Workytime Tea	10
#113	Yakisoba's hat	10
#44	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	87
#65	Ye Olde Meade	35
#47	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	87
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#107	Yellow Moon of Compassion	21
#2956	Yummy Tummy bean	1
#48	Zim Merman's guitar	15
#25	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	24
#93	a butt tuba	18
#199	a little sump'm sump'm	16
#53	abominable blubber	46
#662	abominable snowcone	11
#78	accidental cider	40
#103	accord ion	2
#88	accordionoid rocca	2
#52	acid-squirting flower	139
#61	acoustic guitarrr	76
#23	actual blood sausage	1
#61	actual tapas	11
#55	adder	127
#104	adder bladder	153
#159	adorable seal larva	12
#45	all-purpose cleaner	214
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#124	ammonite candy mold	1
#1018	ammonite fossil	1
#71	amok pudding	10
#87	amok putter	2
#125	amulet of extreme plot significance	137
#73	ancient Magi-Wipes	252
#44	ancient calendar	1
#30	ancient calendar fragment	9
#71	ancient frozen dinner	44
#37	ancient ice cream scoop	54
#36	ancient poisoned dart	139
#48	ancient protein powder	252
#121	ancient spice	33
#1652	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
#86	ancient vinyl coin purse	126
#14	angry inch	55
#678	anniversary balloon	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#252	annoying pitchfork	11
#42	ant agonist	128
#83	ant hoe	6
#81	ant pick	6
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#70	ant rake	9
#106	ant sickle	4
#74	anti-anti-antidote	112
#180	anticheese	64
#64	antique accordion	6
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#289	antique bottle opener	3
#160	antique greaves	67
#101	antique hand mirror	90
#137	antique helmet	85
#17	antique machete	145
#98	antique packet of ketchup	26
#172	antique shield	67
#171	antique spear	68
#55	armgun	107
#116	arrrgyle socks	26
#56	artisanal limoncello	20
#72	asbestos apron	17
#88	asbestos crossbow	8
#138	asbestos ore	68
#42	asbestos staff	10
#38	asbestos sword	13
#101	asparagus knife	100
#302	asshat	5
#1063	astral mushroom	2
#620	astronaut pants	12
#52	attorney's badge	51
#96	autocalliope	2
#208	awful poetry journal	861
#103	bätzle	18
#767	baby killer bee	11
#64	backwoods screwdriver	40
#403	baconstone	20
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#55	baconstone earring	3
#130	baconstone pendant	3
#122	baconstone ring	2
#131	bad-ass club	1
#104	badass belt	223
#36	badge of authority	19
#109	bag of Cheat-Os	161
#193	bag of W&Ws	38
#25	bag of grain	6
#131	bag of lard	9
#58	bag of pygmy blood	38
#643	baggie of powdered sugar	18
#49	balaclava	25
#94	balaclava baklava	57
#1312	ball	3
#246	ball-in-a-cup	1
#141	balloon helmet	3
#1029	balloon monkey	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#130	ballroom blintz	61
#32	balsa plank	31
#517	banana	8
#337	banana cream pie	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#251	banana supersucker	1
#28	banana-frosted king cake	38
#360	bananagate	19
#93	bananarama bangle	1
#372	bar skin	28
#274	barbed-wire fence	20
#70	bargain flash powder	15
#121	baritone accordion	1
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#149	barrrnacle	93
#42	barskin cloak	3
#367	barskin hat	1
#88	barskin loincloth	1
#81	baseball	124
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#114	basic meat staff	1
#136	bat guano	143
#60	bat wing	383
#167	bat-ass leather jacket	1
#1913	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#91	batblade	68
#109	batgut	432
#312	bazookafish bubble gum	3
#46	beach glass bead	137
#82	beach glass necklace	10
#267	bean burrito	1
#63	beanbag chair	13
#47	beaten-up Chucks	10
#116	beautiful rainbow	3
#55	beaver spear	4
#42	beer bomb	1,193
#48	beer bong	107
#41	beer helmet	258
#416	beer lens	4
#72	beer-battered accordion	5
#46	beer-scented teddy bear	30
#126	beer-soaked mop	5
#258	beertini	8
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#233	bejeweled accordion strap	1
#41	bejeweled pledge pin	277
#123	belemnite candy mold	1
#977	belemnite fossil	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#114	bent scrap metal	4
#41	big bad voodoo mask	26
#30	big bass drum	119
#53	big boom	46
#99	big dribbly candle	1
#74	big red clown nose	204
#297	bilge wine	60
#67	bird rib	40
#32	bit of clingfilm	65
#50	bit-o-cactus	145
#240	black & tan	10
#47	black cloak	12
#42	black eye shadow	46
#66	black eyedrops	11
#191	black forest cake	24
#155	black forest ham	21
#63	black gold	17
#66	black greaves	61
#78	black helmet	51
#52	black kettle drum	42
#39	black label	45
#329	black paisley oyster egg	15
#123	black pension check	96
#196	black pepper	12
#62	black picnic basket	70
#90	black pixel	577
#701	black plastic oyster egg	6
#663	black polka-dot oyster egg	7
#165	black pudding	20
#50	black shield	78
#122	black snake skin	92
#349	black spot	2
#431	black striped oyster egg	12
#75	black sword	64
#155	blackberry	139
#123	blackberry combat boots	3
#101	blackberry galoshes	2
#53	blackberry moccasins	5
#82	blackberry slippers	3
#138	blank diary	1
#246	blank fudge mold	1
#114	blended frozen swill	2
#131	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
#296	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	16
#217	blob of Alphredo™	1
#23	blob of wood glue	37
#924	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
#261	blood flower	39
#14	blood roll-up	1
#15	blood snowcone	1
#28	blood-drive sticker	6
#36	blood-soaked sponge cake	1
#35	bloodied surgical dungarees	29
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#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
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#100	yeti fur	3,524
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Wow, that's 183,567 items total!

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