Museum :: ShoTheBandit

ShoTheBandit

Rank	Item	Quantity
#577	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	2
#626	1-ball	6
#254	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	37
#502	2-ball	8
#409	3-ball	11
#182	30669 scroll	68
#312	33398 scroll	68
#110	334 scroll	73
#747	4-ball	4
#149	4-dimensional guitar	15
#647	5-ball	5
#330	6-ball	15
#262	64067 scroll	1
#273	668 scroll	3
#250	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	12
#489	7-ball	9
#557	8-ball	37
#626	9-ball	1
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#247	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#256	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#295	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
#225	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#234	ASCII shirt	9
#1458	Amulet of Yendor	1
#219	Angry Farmer candy	673
#336	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#1783	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	6
#222	Bash-Ōs boxtop	5
#286	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#932	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#131	Black Body™ spray	2
#459	Black No. 2	8
#219	Blatantly Canadian	13
#503	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#424	Boris's key lime pie	1
#290	Boris's ring	6
#741	Boss Bat bling	4
#1108	Boss Bat britches	11
#570	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#1011	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#1501	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#205	C.H.U.M. knife	5
#1117	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1054	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1008	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#90	Cherry Cloaca Cola	25
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#958	Cloaca grenade	10
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#999	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
#610	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
#759	Codpiece of the Goblin King	10
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#1369	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#249	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	3
#626	Corpse Island iced tea	8
#499	Crimbo pie	3
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#592	Crown of the Goblin King	42
#54	Diet Cloaca Cola	37
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#240	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	11
#112	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	124
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#123	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	15
#1415	Dolphin King's crown	2
#1495	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
#153	Dramatic™ range	10
#994	Drowsy Sword	14
#1514	Dyspepsi grenade	2
#441	Dyspepsi-Cola	146
#426	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
#354	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	7
#726	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#289	El Vibrato power sphere	3
#56	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	4
#290	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#230	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#171	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
#266	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#226	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
#1467	Elder Turtle Shell	2
#227	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	14
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#690	Ent cider	6
#119	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
#441	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	14
#251	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
#1366	Feynman gate	3
#256	Frat Army FGF	11
🥇	French slippers	1
#214	Frogade	1
#698	Frosty's frosty mug	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#120	Frosty's snowball sack	1
#164	Gaia beads	26
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#186	Gnollish autoplunger	1
#141	Gnollish flyswatter	23
#90	Gnollish pie server	20
#115	Gnollish pie tin	65
#167	Gnollish plunger	17
#102	Gnollish slotted spoon	20
#107	Gnollish toolbox	67
#176	Gordon Bennett	2
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#131	Hatorade	1
#134	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
#331	Hell ramen	9
#262	Hippy Army MPE	22
#324	Hodgman's blanket	4
#95	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
#239	Iiti Kitty phone charm	12
#518	Imp Ale	268
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#999	Iron Beta of Industry	4
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#627	Jolly Roger charrrm	3
#108	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	25
#899	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	2
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#246	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
#214	Knob Goblin elite helm	27
#206	Knob Goblin elite pants	30
#168	Knob Goblin elite polearm	34
#436	Knob Goblin elite shirt	12
#175	Knob Goblin firecracker	141
#151	Knob Goblin harem pants	40
#158	Knob Goblin harem veil	34
#407	Knob Goblin love potion	25
#318	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
#287	Knob Goblin melon baller	7
#179	Knob Goblin pants	95
#334	Knob Goblin perfume	9
#241	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	3
#166	Knob Goblin scimitar	99
#254	Knob Goblin seltzer	73
#286	Knob Goblin spatula	31
#409	Knob Goblin steroids	18
#51	Knob Goblin superseltzer	211
#182	Knob Goblin tongs	105
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#152	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
#113	Knob lo mein	3
#347	Knob mushroom	18
#210	Knob sausage	34
#88	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#193	Knob stroganoff	1
#280	Knob stuffed shells	2
#132	Knoll lo mein	1
#208	Knoll mushroom	65
#333	Knoll shroomkabob	3
🥈	LARP membership card	1
#669	LED block	1
🥇	LWA ring	1
#302	Let Me Be!	5
#135	Lockenstock™ sandals	35
#858	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	31
#405	Lucky Surprise Egg	10
#225	M-242	51
#438	Mace of the Tortoise	1
#274	Mad Train wine	385
#224	Mae West	3
#262	Mae West with a fly in it	1
#1985	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
#158	Manetwich	5
#92	Marquis de Poivre soda	342
#285	Maxing, Relaxing	4
#278	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
#297	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	9
#264	Meat detector	2
#131	Meat maid	1
#117	Meleegra™ pills	97
#276	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	15
#132	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	732
#236	Miniborg beeper	2
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#250	Miniborg laser	2
#275	Miniborg stomper	2
#259	Miniborg strangler	2
#1131	Mob Penguin cellular phone	10
#218	Mohawk wig	59
#272	Mon Tiki	2
#306	Monstar energy beverage	14
#314	Mountain Stream soda	78
#462	Mr. Joe's bangles	2
#1893	Mr. Mediocrebar	11
#85	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#227	Nardz energy beverage	2
#282	Necrotelicomnicon	2
#526	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#256	Oil of Parrrlay	8
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#289	Orcish baseball cap	11
#228	Orcish cargo shorts	13
#446	Orcish frat-paddle	4
#160	Orcish meat locker	3
#199	PADL Phone	53
#724	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	10
#186	Penultimate Fantasy chest	160
#158	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
#101	Pine-Fresh air freshener	37
#814	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#476	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
#177	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	7
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#105	Ram's Face Lager	670
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#58	Regular Cloaca Cola	33
#673	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	3
#100	Ring of Fire	1
#100	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
#2348	Rock Pops	4
#403	SPF 451 lip balm	5
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#138	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	10
#313	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
#94	Snow Queen Crown	80
#298	Spam Witch sammich	131
#845	Spooky Surprise Egg	2
#338	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	2
#325	Summer Nights	4
#248	Supernova Champagne	20
#183	Swabbie™ swab	21
#152	Tales from the Fireside	6
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	25
#472	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	101
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#417	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	6
#139	The Joy of Wassailing	19
#101	The Ring	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#194	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	26
#224	Travels with Jerry	5
#418	Trollhouse cookies	83
#403	Tuesday's ruby	4
#239	Typical Tavern swill	25
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#334	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	8
#701	Uncle Romulus	1
#183	Venus flytrap	1
#174	WA	2
#703	Wand of Nagamar	5
#267	Warm Subject gift certificate	457
#13	White Citadel burger	1,514
#21	White Citadel fries	504
#220	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#2198	Yummy Tummy bean	24
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#917	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#278	a butt tuba	2
#186	a little sump'm sump'm	18
#805	abominable snowcone	8
#579	acid-squirting flower	4
#305	acoustic guitarrr	12
#612	adder bladder	4
#362	agua de vida	1
#234	all-purpose cleaner	31
#129	all-purpose flower	1
#235	amulet of extreme plot significance	72
#210	ancient Magi-Wipes	36
#522	ancient frozen dinner	2
#195	ancient protein powder	30
#314	ancient spice	6
#383	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	14
#216	ancient vinyl coin purse	27
#409	anniversary balloon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#487	annoying pitchfork	5
#154	ant agonist	22
#141	ant hoe	3
#255	ant pick	1
#166	ant pitchfork	2
#283	ant rake	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#95	anti-anti-antidote	97
#450	anticheese	10
#167	antique bottle of cough syrup	4
#31	antique greaves	382
#730	antique hand mirror	1
#34	antique helmet	369
#33	antique shield	375
#35	antique spear	389
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#278	armgun	7
#486	around the world	1
#224	arrrgyle socks	12
#224	asbestos crossbow	3
#618	asbestos ore	8
#262	asbestos staff	2
#180	asbestos sword	4
#189	asparagus knife	54
#140	asparagus lo mein	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#769	aspirin	1
#344	asshat	4
#1193	astral mushroom	1
#1619	astronaut pants	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#231	awful poetry journal	696
#358	bätzle	1
#530	baby killer bee	18
#183	babycakes	1
#531	baconstone	15
#217	baconstone pendant	2
#1972	badass belt	27
#133	badger badge	1
#65	bag of Cheat-Os	308
#1884	bag of airline peanuts	1
#168	bag of lard	7
#319	baggie of powdered sugar	68
#430	balaclava	1
#447	balaclava baklava	4
#899	ball	6
#664	balloon monkey	2
#92	ballroom blintz	121
#438	banana	10
#654	banana peel	1
#389	banana smoothie	1
#184	bar skin	75
#731	barbed-wire fence	3
#166	bargain flash powder	5
#730	barrrnacle	18
#189	barskin hat	3
#139	baseball	60
#112	basic meat crossbow	1
#59	basic meat foon	1
#144	basic meat helmet	1
#100	basic meat kilt	1
#129	basic meat pants	1
#151	basic meat spork	1
#77	basic meat staff	2
#144	basic meat sword	1
#173	bat guano	101
#231	bat haggis	1
#147	bat wing	132
#216	bat wing kabob	1
#110	bat wing stir-fry	2
#352	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
#329	batblade	9
#207	batgut	175
#1660	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#227	battered hubcap	1
#308	beach glass bead	12
#430	bed of coals	2
#138	beer basted brat	1
#333	beer bomb	72
#294	beer bong	7
#172	beer cartilage	1
#221	beer helmet	25
#333	beer lens	6
#787	beertini	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#209	bejeweled pledge pin	33
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#575	big red clown nose	7
#372	bilge wine	33
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#180	bird rib	10
#184	bit-o-cactus	23
#589	black & tan	1
#202	black cherry soda	1
#237	black eyedrops	3
#188	black facepaint	1
#253	black forest cake	13
#357	black forest ham	4
#408	black greaves	4
#364	black helmet	5
#191	black kettle drum	5
#394	black pension check	6
#577	black pepper	1
#380	black picnic basket	2
#182	black pixel	201
#128	black sheepskin diploma	2
#399	black shield	4
#568	black snake skin	5
#464	black spot	1
#82	black striped oyster egg	39
#290	black sword	9
#865	black-and-blue light	2
#406	blackberry	14
#151	blackberry polite	1
#282	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	22
#744	bloody beer	4
#533	bloody clown pants	7
#407	bloody mary	3
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#261	blue pixel	277
#377	blue pixel potion	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#253	blue plastic baby	1
#2374	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
#456	blue striped oyster egg	10
#125	blue velvet cake	1
#621	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
#174	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
#242	boilermaker	1
#186	bone flute	9
#316	bone rattle	5
#424	booty chest charrrm	10
#980	borg sock monkey	1
#280	boring spaghetti	1
#171	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	49
#565	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#224	bottle of Pinot Renoir	7
#51	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	21
#224	bottle of alcohol	15
#315	bottle of gin	67
#2995	bottle of goofballs	5
#84	bottle of peppermint schnapps	3
#680	bottle of pirate juice	1
#462	bottle of popskull	3
#201	bottle of rum	391
#272	bottle of sake	2
#108	bottle of sewage schnapps	75
#97	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	10
#189	bottle of tequila	196
#130	bottle of ultravitamins	5
#206	bottle of vodka	121
#292	bottle of whiskey	148
#269	bottle opener belt buckle	10
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#191	bowl of cottage cheese	155
#570	bowl of fishysoisse	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#424	box	24
#4349	box of sunshine	11
#180	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
#193	boxed wine	178
#176	boxing glove	2
#66	boxing glove on a spring	1
#317	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	4
#247	brains casserole	1
#2052	brick	4
#290	briefcase	23
#232	broken carburetor	1
#219	broken skull	108
#37	broken sword	203
#310	bronze breastplate	4
#176	bronzed locust	14
#447	brown plastic baby	1
#262	brown sugar cane	17
#433	bubblewrap ore	3
#148	bubbly potion	124
#1067	buckyball	3
#212	bugbear beanie	37
#196	bugbear bungguard	34
#219	bullet-proof corduroys	26
#178	bum cheek	117
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#235	bunch of square grapes	17
#335	bungle in the jungle	2
#87	buoybottoms	12
#209	burnt flower	33
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#194	cactus fruit	12
#178	calle de miel	10
#249	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
#1206	can of Binarrrca	5
#147	can of Red Minotaur	32
#223	can of Swiller	16
#211	can of black paint	1
#85	can of franks 'n' beans	3
#215	can of maces	5
#494	can of spinach	4
#164	can of starch	1
#677	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	13
#491	candied yams	19
#858	candy brain	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#447	candy stake	13
#352	cannonball charrrm	14
#80	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
#188	canopic jar	47
#274	canteen of wine	92
#1461	capacitor relay	3
#1499	carbon nanotube frame	3
#235	carbonated soy milk	19
#290	carbonated water lily	14
#331	cardboard katana	1
#444	cardboard ore	3
#185	cardboard wakizashi	16
#173	carob brownies	1
#526	carob chunk cookies	2
#349	carob chunks	12
#210	casino pass	17
#509	cast	24
#351	cat appendix	9
#221	catgut	44
#216	catgut taco	1
#83	catskin cap	1
#204	centipede eggs	18
#115	chain-mail monokini	1
#202	chaos butterfly	1,406
#235	charming flute	1
#418	cheap cigar butt	1
#844	cheap elven gloves	4
#164	chef's hat	89
#464	cherry	4
#272	cherry pie	1
#702	chewing gum on a string	2
#369	chloroform rag	5
#409	chocolate spurs	1
#939	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
#633	chocolate-frosted king cake	2
#390	chopsticks	9
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#196	chorizo taco	26
#131	chrome crossbow	6
#399	chrome ore	12
#283	chrome staff	2
#90	chrome sword	9
#537	chunk of depleted Grimacite	19
#363	chunk of rock salt	3
#303	clay peace-sign bead	11
#89	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
#127	clockwork key	12
#40	clockwork rod	1
#70	clockwork sphere	5
#65	clockwork spine	1
#145	cloudy potion	133
#1796	clown hammer	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#622	clown skin	4
#115	clown whip	1
#112	clown wig	2
#238	clownskin belt	1
#1632	club necklace	4
#48	club of the five seasons	2
#158	cocktail napkin	44
#1050	cocoa egg	2
#307	cocoa eggshell fragment	236
#206	coconut shell	320
#196	coffin lid	8
#373	cog	78
#164	cold hi mein	3
#270	cold ninja mask	13
#229	cold powder	2
#716	comfy coffin	1
#883	commemorative war stein	1
#168	communications windchimes	79
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
#284	concentrated garbage juice	3
#193	concentrated magicalness pill	12
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#281	cool whip	14
#439	copper ha'penny charrrm	8
#223	cordial of concentration	1
#317	corn holder	3
#568	corncob pipe	1
#186	cornuthaum	43
#575	corpse on the beach	9
#449	corpsedriver	11
#527	corpsetini	10
#107	costume sword	8
#116	cotton candy bale	1
#136	cotton candy pillow	2
#326	cranberries	83
#168	cranberry cordial	1
#96	crazy little Turkish delight	337
#165	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
#284	cream pie	3
#182	cream stout	30
#183	creamsicle	27
#113	crotchety pants	1
#333	crowbarrr	6
#456	cruelty-free wine	2
#364	crumbling rat skull	1
#443	cup of infinite pencils	2
#389	cup of primitive beer	2
#188	curmudgel	7
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#513	cursed bottle of rum	1
#377	cursed piece of thirteen	1
#919	cyborg doll	1
#1025	daisy	1
#220	dance card	10
#136	dark potion	132
#99	deactivated MicroMechaMech	2
#340	dead guy's watch	19
#427	deadly lampshade	2
#142	decaying goldfish liver	58
#262	deck of tropical cards	2
#371	decorative fountain	13
#118	dehydrated caviar	89
#390	delicious noodles	2
#1604	delicious salad	3
#165	delicious spicy noodles	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#302	demon skin	36
#375	denim axe	1
#49	dense meat crossbow	1
#749	dense meat stack	13
#63	dense meat staff	1
#84	dense meat sword	1
#368	dented harmonica	2
#276	deodorant	10
#431	depantsing bomb	4
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#154	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
#160	desiccated apricot	74
#1146	diamond necklace	6
#265	diamond-studded cane	25
#99	diamond-studded fronts	3
#175	didgeridooka	38
#376	digital key lime pie	1
#149	dirty hobo gloves	194
#583	disassembled clover	74
#316	disbelief suspenders	3
#485	disco ball	68
#485	disco mask	58
#720	disease	6
#104	disembodied brain	48
#177	dishrag	3
#205	disintegrating quill pen	47
#263	displaced fish	18
#212	distilled fortified wine	12
#215	distressed denim pants	20
#281	disturbing fanfic	598
#548	divine blowout	1
#522	divine champagne flute	2
#306	divine champagne popper	10
#478	divine cracker	1
#476	divine noisemaker	3
#1607	dollhive	1
#129	donkey flipbook	6
#237	dope wheels	3
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#451	drab sonata	7
#228	draggin' ball hat	41
#373	dreadlock whip	1
#167	dried face	26
#100	dripping meat sword	1
#380	drum machine	10
#198	dry noodles	811
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#377	drywall axe	35
#140	ducha de oro	13
#1113	duct tape	17
#81	duct tape buckler	1
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Wow, that's 60,820 items total!

what items are this player missing?