Museum :: ARthuR the human

ARthuR the human

Rank	Item	Quantity
#250	"DRINK ME" potion	98
#41	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	35
#311	1-ball	17
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#273	2-ball	18
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#253	3-ball	22
#280	30669 scroll	35
#925	33398 scroll	4
#484	334 scroll	9
#14	37x37x37 puzzle cube	610
#286	4-ball	19
#86	4-dimensional guitar	38
#279	5-ball	18
#230	6-ball	26
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#682	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	2
#303	7-ball	18
#316	8-ball	92
#401	9-ball	2
#569	ASCII shirt	2
#22	Afternoon Delight	45
#45	Agitated Turkey	2
#76	Alewife™ Ale	37
#180	Alice's Army Alchemist	3
#149	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#145	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#144	Alice's Army Coward	3
#86	Alice's Army Dervish	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	2
#37	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
#26	Alice's Army Foil Guard	3
#20	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	4
#11	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	3
#31	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
#28	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	3
#11	Alice's Army Foil Martyr	1
#61	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
#27	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	3
#36	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
#26	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	3
#38	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	2
#33	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	2
#182	Alice's Army Guard	3
#180	Alice's Army Halberder	3
#146	Alice's Army Hammerman	3
#145	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#151	Alice's Army Lanceman	3
#188	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	3
#87	Alice's Army Martyr	3
#176	Alice's Army Ninja	3
#184	Alice's Army Nurse	3
#177	Alice's Army Page	3
#182	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	3
#88	Alice's Army Sniper	3
#178	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#174	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#186	Alice's Army Wallman	3
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#45	Amnesiac Ale	1
#803	Angry Farmer candy	62
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#311	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
#325	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	3
#540	BGE merchandise order form	6
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#308	BGE temporary tattoo	3
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#28	BRICKO airship	1
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#503	BRICKO brick	1
#55	BRICKO bulwark	2
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#14	BRICKO egg	2
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#450	BRICKO eye brick	1
#8	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#58	BRICKO ooze	1
#25	BRICKO oyster	2
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#66	BRICKO pearl	3
#19	BRICKO pyramid	2
#17	BRICKO python	3
#64	BRICKO reactor	7
#33	BRICKO sword	2
#27	BRICKO trunk	4
#26	BRICKO turtle	5
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#50	Baja sopapilla	9
#223	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
#143	Battlie Light Saver	3
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#120	Big Punk	1
#373	Bit O' Ectoplasm	6
#181	Black Body™ spray	1
#45	Black Hole	2
#133	Black No. 2	87
#26	Blackfly Chardonnay	949
#36	Bloody Nora	3
#83	Bohemian rhapsody	9
#28	Boltsmann ID badge	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#141	Boozehounds Anonymous token	6
#52	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
#499	Boris's ring	3
#134	Boulevardier cocktail	1
#27	Bowl of Scorpions	62
#64	Bram's choker	2
#800	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	3
#96	Bruno's blessing of Mars	2
#19	Build-a-City Gingerbread kit	1
#379	Bulky Buddy Box	8
#126	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
#44	Buttery Knob	2
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#1013	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#1053	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#492	CRIMBCO mug	23
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#1224	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#34	CSA all-purpose soap	307
#38	CSA bravery badge	350
#80	CSA cheerfulness ration	106
#11	CSA discount card	1,850
#4	CSA fire-starting kit	1,938
#50	CSA obedience grenade	374
#9	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	2,120
#60	Camp Scout pup tent	254
#35	Can-Can skirt	2
#83	Candicaine	1
#41	Candy Alexander	3
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#60	Chakra Libre	1
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#29	Churchill	2
#165	Claybender glasses	1
#736	Cloaca grenade	16
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#156	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
#191	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
#281	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#291	Cold Hots candy	25
#265	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
#176	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	7
#13	Cookbook of the Damned	41
#1368	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#136	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	8
#13	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	3
#15	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	3
#15	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	3
#409	Crimbo Credit	6
#119	Crimbo Factory surprise box	25
#869	Crimbo candied pecan	8
#760	Crimbo fudge	11
#664	Crimbo peppermint bark	13
#500	Crimbo pie	3
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#15	Crimbo sapling	1
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#16	Crimbo stockings	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#53	Crimbomega drive chain	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#19	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	3
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#90	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	5
#109	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#38	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	301
#19	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	5
#58	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	19
#25	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	2,362
#46	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	3
#76	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	14
#15	Crimbuccaneer runebone	3
#37	Crimbuccaneer shirt	15
#104	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#48	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	13
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#93	Cursed Punch	1
#166	D roll	63
#91	DUFRESNE Suds	100
#239	Daffy Taffy	139
#56	Dark & Starry	1
#72	Dark Jill-of-All-Trades	1
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#12	Dear Past Self Package	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#715	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	8
#221	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#115	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	51
#645	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	2
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#844	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	2
#396	Dramatic™ range	2
#37	Drunken Astrophysicist	4
#26	Drunken Neurologist	4
#38	Drunken Philosopher	2
#13	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
#129	Duskwalker syringe	3
#1057	Dyspepsi grenade	7
#1520	Dyspepsi-Cola	10
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#47	Earth and Firewater	1
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#112	Effermint™ tablets	29
#1785	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#60	El Vibrato drone	2
#199	El Vibrato power sphere	6
#27	El Vibrato translator	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#68	Elf Army machine parts	39
#548	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
#35	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	3
#66	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	2
#78	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#124	Elf Guard MPC	2,246
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#52	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#17	Elf Guard eyedrops	28
#62	Elf Guard honor present	3
#36	Elf Guard hotpants	4
#40	Elf Guard insignia (private)	4
#100	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#32	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#35	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	32
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#91	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#38	Elvish underarmor	1
#517	Ent cider	11
#43	Event Horizon	3
#28	Extra-slimy Slimosa	3
#36	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	2
#121	Fantasma en la Máquina	26
#41	FantasyRealm membership packet	1
#21	Feliz Navidad	5
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#837	Feynman gate	10
#78	Flamin' Whatshisname	4
#77	Flaming Mohobo	1
#28	Flying Caipiranha	3
#32	French bronilla brogurt	2
#87	Friendliness Beverage	112
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#82	Fromage Pinotage	1
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#248	Fudgie Roll	1
#62	FunFunds™	66
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#64	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
#123	GOTO	4
#607	Gaia beads	1
#84	Game Grid ticket	217
#193	Game Grid token	5
#74	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	62
#196	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	1
#213	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
#64	Gnollish autoplunger	4
#351	Gnollish flyswatter	8
#320	Gnollish pie server	5
#579	Gnollish plunger	2
#233	Gnollish slotted spoon	9
#41	Gnomish sagngria	1
#627	Go-Wassail	20
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#14	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
#59	Good 'n' Slimy	4
#152	Gordon Bennett	3
#43	Grasshopper	2
#68	Great Older Fashioned	1
#77	Green Giant	1
#96	Green Manalishi	11
#37	Green Muslin	2
#59	Green Velvet	1
#524	Gummi-Gnauga	3
#29	Herring Wallbanger	3
#52	Herringtini	1
#324	Hollandaise helmet	7
#81	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	2
#34	How to Play Othello	18
#59	Humanitini	2
#75	Hundred Headed IPA	2
#51	Ice Island Long Tea	3
#679	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#868	Imp Ale	95
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#91	Inndya trading card	2
#87	Inner Strength	4
#316	Inner Truth	1
#48	Inner Wisdom	5
#1207	Instant Karma	1
#17	Island Hurricane	2
#27	Island Landslide	1
#61	Jackhammer	1
#43	Jacob's rung	6
#775	Jarlsberg's earring	1
#84	Jefferson wings	2
#31	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	5
#379	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
#545	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	2
#829	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	3
#22	Jungle Juice	4
#38	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#820	Knob Goblin elite helm	2
#714	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
#690	Knob Goblin elite polearm	3
#767	Knob Goblin elite shirt	3
#1096	Knob Goblin firecracker	2
#780	Knob Goblin harem pants	2
#801	Knob Goblin harem veil	2
#749	Knob Goblin love potion	5
#459	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#415	Knob Goblin perfume	6
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#622	Knob Goblin seltzer	6
#585	Knob Goblin spatula	3
#672	Knob Goblin steroids	5
#642	Knob Goblin superseltzer	2
#758	Knob Goblin tongs	5
#337	Knob Goblin visor	17
#279	Knob mushroom	30
#169	Knob nuts	3
#275	Knob sausage	18
#287	Knoll mushroom	40
#122	Knoll shroomkabob	13
#89	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	15
#28	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	1
#59	Kokomo Resort Chip	4
#50	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	2
#328	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	29
#19	LT&T telegraph office deed	1
#125	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	21
#254	Lars the Cyberian	2
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#56	Locust	1
#28	London frog	2
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#784	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	3
#198	Lucky Surprise Egg	43
#51	Lumineux Limnio	4
#1042	M-242	2
#352	Mad Train wine	285
#308	Mae West	1
#1560	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
#239	Manetwich	3
#56	Mariner's Friend cough drops	19
#50	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
#51	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#43	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
#97	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
#196	Marquis de Poivre soda	47
#518	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
#36	MayDay™ contract	1
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#18	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	355
#92	Meat maid	2
#148	Meat maid body	1
#382	Meleegra™ pills	24
#71	Mer-kin breastplate	3
#158	Mer-kin cookiestove	5
#68	Mer-kin digpick	2
#138	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
#146	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#104	Mer-kin healscroll	8
#104	Mer-kin hidepaint	3
#96	Mer-kin hookspear	6
#132	Mer-kin killscroll	3
#67	Mer-kin pinkslip	3
#182	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
#83	Mer-kin roundshield	2
#73	Mer-kin takebag	9
#76	Mer-kin thingpouch	11
#58	Mer-kin weaksauce	7
#374	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	10
#18	Microplushie: Bropane	352
#18	Microplushie: Dorkonide	121
#20	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	143
#17	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	79
#21	Microplushie: Gothochondria	255
#25	Microplushie: Hippylase	348
#17	Microplushie: Hipsterine	46
#21	Microplushie: Hobomosome	189
#21	Microplushie: Otakulone	394
#19	Microplushie: Raverdrine	227
#19	Microplushie: Sororitrate	304
#91	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
#149	Milk Studs	52
#347	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#2244	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#441	Mohawk wig	15
#91	Moonds	2
#67	Moonshine Mohobo	1
#232	Morbidda trading card	1
#57	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
#69	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
#59	Mornington crescent roll	26
#66	Morto Moreto	3
#361	Mountain Stream soda	56
#26	Mr. Haggis	177
#622	Mr. Mediocrebar	86
#56	Murderer's Punch	3
#57	Muschat	3
#51	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
#102	ND	2
#303	NG	2
#31	Nardz energy beverage	50
#25	Necrotelicomnicon	50
#226	Neuromancer	2
#53	Neverending Party invitation envelope	1
#148	New Zealand iced tea	85
#27	Newark	3
#196	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	6
#192	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	7
#234	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	4
#115	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	8
#157	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	5
#186	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	4
#742	Now and Earlier	1
#73	O'RLY manual	32
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#58	Oil of Parrrlay	64
#677	Orcish baseball cap	2
#483	Orcish cargo shorts	4
#372	Orcish frat-paddle	6
#308	Orcish meat locker	1
#76	Othello's dagger	2
#55	Othello's military jacket	3
#50	Outer Wolf™ cologne	2
#144	P.B.L.T.	1
#612	PADL Phone	1
#258	PEEZ dispenser	11
#203	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	2
#23	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
#22	Pack of Every Card	1
#684	Penultimate Fantasy chest	6
#362	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	3
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#135	PlexiPips	1
#45	Poison Oak trading card	3
#150	Polka Pop	3
#173	Polysniff Perfume	1
#54	Princess Rutabaga trading card	3
#182	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	6
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#22	Quaatorade™	3
#52	R'lyeh	1
#100	Ram's Face Lager	734
#59	Red X Shield	3
#608	Rock Pops	89
#646	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#98	Roman sadnals	3
#128	Rompedores de Fantasmas	18
#204	Roo trading card	1
#114	Russian Ice	1
#62	S.A.V.E. flyer	7
#40	S.T.L.T.	3
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
#47	Saccharine Maple pendant	2
#85	Sacramento wine	3
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#53	Sazerorc	1
#39	Sazuruk-hai	2
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
#378	Senior Mints	14
#69	Shot of Kardashian Gin	1
#92	Shot of the Living Dead	1
#46	Shrubble Bubble	4
#35	Simepore slime	2
#4	Sinful Desires	309
#8	Single Alice's Army Foil	11
#63	Sizzling Sinner	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#54	Slimebite	2
#57	Slimosa	1
#23	Slippery Knob	5
#63	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
#88	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
#330	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	4
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#152	Space Tourist Phaser	2
#186	Space Tours Tripple	3
#15	Spacegate access badge	1
#946	Spam Witch sammich	4
#99	Spooky Surprise Egg	177
#28	Spring Bros. ID badge	2
#20	Spring Bros. solenoid	33
#130	Squat-Thrust Magazine	5
🥈	Stabonic scroll	1
#191	Steal This Candy	11
#80	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
#80	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
#87	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#80	Strix stix	53
#32	Suffering Sinner	3
#438	Sugar Cog	4
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#23	Super Weight-Gain 9000	10
#555	Supernova Champagne	3
#123	Swabbie™ swab	40
#152	T.U.R.D.S. Key	3
#52	TI-9000 calculator	66
#50	TRIO cup of beer	3
#503	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	19
#469	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	22
#480	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	20
#875	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	32
#109	Texas tea	1
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#24	The Big Book of Communism	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#472	The Cooler Out of Space	2
#88	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	1
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#73	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#1038	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
#38	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4	1
#22	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	3
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
#96	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	39
#37	Third Base	3
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#262	Tiger-lily's milk	2
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#324	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	8
#14	Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir	3
#93	Trainbot autoassembly module	2
#62	Trainbot circuitry	60
#72	Trainbot linkages	27
#51	Trainbot optics	63
#87	Trainbot plating	18
#63	Trainbot servomotors	36
#69	Trainbot tubing	34
#46	Transylvania Sling	2
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#69	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	235
#63	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	255
#64	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	267
#69	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	229
#1005	Trollhouse cookies	6
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#295	Tuesday's ruby	7
#147	Twelve Night Energy	1
#50	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
#1250	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
#583	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	13
#1343	Valentine	9
#81	Vaso De Agua trading card	2
#860	Warm Subject gift certificate	7
#165	Wax Flask	1
#131	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	30
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#72	White Citadel burger	60
#124	White Citadel fries	12
#41	White Hyborian	10
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#855	Wint-O-Fresh mint	10
#273	Workytime Tea	9
#160	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	5
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#166	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	3
#19	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	2,008
#707	Yummy Tummy bean	270
#59	Z-Bone steak	60
#64	Zoodriver	2
#426	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	4
#278	a butt tuba	2
#31	a little sump'm sump'm	298
🥈	a suspicious address	1
#87	abandoned candy	25
#719	abominable snowcone	10
#116	accidental cider	22
#88	accordionoid rocca	2
#376	acid-squirting flower	9
#233	acoustic guitarrr	17
#26	actual reality goggles	185
#155	adder	4
#34	adder bladder	756
#199	agua de vida	10
#24	airblaster gun	281
#10	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island	1
#16	airplane charter: Spring Break Beach	2
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#41	white lightning	884
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#172	white pixel	275
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#1446	yeti fur	5
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#165	yule gruel	2
#201	yummy death watch beetle	1
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Wow, that's 147,249 items total!

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