| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
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| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
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| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
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| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #738 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
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| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
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| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
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| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
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| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
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| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
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| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
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| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
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| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #380 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
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| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
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| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
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| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
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| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #611 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #160 | crowbar | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #228 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #480 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #679 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #297 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #203 | dwarvish magazine | 6 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #566 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 14 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #215 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1319 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #608 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #810 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #85 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #168 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #390 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #559 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #129 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #312 | lime | 35 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #325 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #119 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #346 | palm frond | 15 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #268 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #199 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #201 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #936 | red class ring | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #73 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #279 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #120 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1597 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #643 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #800 | white class ring | 4 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |