| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
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| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #672 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #158 | ND | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #283 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
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| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #601 | bananagate | 7 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #682 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #395 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #377 | bird rib | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #481 | black pension check | 3 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #851 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #143 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
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| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
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| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
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| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
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| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #297 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #204 | dwarvish magazine | 6 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #569 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 14 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #216 | eye of the Tiger-lily | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1320 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #299 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #811 | frozen feather | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #996 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #788 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #846 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #170 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #602 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #343 | hot plate | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #446 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #131 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #315 | lime | 35 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #326 | lion oil | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #492 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #1204 | metallic A | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #120 | office-supply crossbow | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #942 | orange | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #410 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #346 | palm frond | 15 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #321 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #661 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #76 | rook cookie | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #410 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #97 | sinewy crossbow string | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #324 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #121 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #482 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1597 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #566 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #959 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |