| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #592 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #295 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #982 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #314 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #321 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #292 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #277 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #285 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #285 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #659 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #178 | hemp net | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #382 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #333 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1464 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #886 | meat stack | 4 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #336 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #319 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #391 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
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| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
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