| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1428 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1017 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1475 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #760 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1851 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1350 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1382 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #191 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #756 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #591 | Monstar energy beverage | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #613 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1320 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1955 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1913 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #571 | beer bong | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1818 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1142 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #530 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #492 | chloroform rag | 2 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1752 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #357 | cold nuggets | 1 |
| #297 | cold powder | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1823 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1819 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1812 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #617 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #278 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left fibula | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #290 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left first rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left humerus | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #310 | dusty left ninth rib | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #278 | dusty left sixth rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left thumb | 1 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right eighth rib | 1 |
| #289 | dusty right eleventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right femur | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right second rib | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #313 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #571 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #615 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1108 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2777 | golden ring | 1 |
| #2659 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #5201 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1281 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #2515 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #384 | hot nuggets | 1 |
| #334 | hot powder | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #1920 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #529 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1750 | length of string | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #887 | meat stack | 4 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #964 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #493 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #849 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #447 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #585 | party hat | 2 |
| #378 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #813 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3662 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #746 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #379 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #338 | sleaze nuggets | 1 |
| #320 | sleaze powder | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2843 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3788 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #392 | spooky nuggets | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1728 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #328 | stench powder | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
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| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
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| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
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| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
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| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
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| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
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| #1222 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #180 | yam candy | 1 |
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| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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