| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #245 | Alewife™ Ale | 2 |
| #197 | Argarggagarg's fang | 8 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #319 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 8 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2092 | Crimbuck | 30 |
| #411 | Crown of the Goblin King | 60 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #512 | Gaia beads | 2 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #112 | Heimandatz's heart | 11 |
| #38 | How to Avoid Scams | 330 |
| #613 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #122 | Jocko Homo's head | 11 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #157 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #376 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #1231 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #23 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #57 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #18 | Professor What T-Shirt | 91 |
| #371 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #139 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #9 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #182 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #1271 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #46 | Yakisoba's hat | 16 |
| #150 | Ze™ goggles | 21 |
| #270 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #971 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #950 | badass belt | 57 |
| #49 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 594 |
| #141 | balloon helmet | 3 |
| #446 | barrrnacle | 36 |
| #9 | beard incense | 410 |
| #78 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #58 | brown paper bag mask | 27 |
| #52 | brown paper pants | 33 |
| #68 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 6 |
| #205 | candy cigarette | 6 |
| #133 | canopic jar | 92 |
| #35 | cheap sunglasses | 159 |
| #130 | chintzy accordion pin | 5 |
| #258 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 3 |
| #160 | chintzy noodle ring | 6 |
| #179 | chintzy saucepan earring | 5 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #259 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #147 | clay peace-sign bead | 49 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #64 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 9 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #10 | dirty rigging rope | 100 |
| #453 | electrical thingamabob | 3 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #47 | expensive camera | 983 |
| #37 | filthy child leash | 146 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #180 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #149 | glass of herbal tequila | 10 |
| #1006 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #43 | grisly shell fragment | 8 |
| #82 | macaroni duck | 15 |
| #145 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #232 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #796 | old sweatpants | 72 |
| #8 | perfume-soaked bandana | 135 |
| #50 | pie man was not meant to eat | 78 |
| #107 | pirate pamphlet | 2 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #76 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #159 | pool cue | 50 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #247 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #329 | red-and-green sweater | 8 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 2 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #93 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 4 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #98 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #7 | sewage-clogged pistol | 143 |
| #174 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #114 | sleeping wereturtle | 8 |
| #102 | slime convention coupons | 2 |
| #104 | slime convention flyers | 2 |
| #82 | slime convention pin | 2 |
| #85 | slime convention swag bag | 9 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #354 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #285 | spooky cosmetics bag | 8 |
| #343 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #1947 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2067 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1509 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #1684 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #7827 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2427 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #1761 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1662 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2476 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #1910 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #1741 | stuffed treasure chest | 13 |
| #104 | tangarita with a fly in it | 3 |
| #87 | the kindest cold cut | 2 |
| #113 | tiny canopic jar | 7 |
| #626 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4919 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #667 | towel | 12 |
| #16 | turtle voicebox | 364 |
| #258 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #215 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #839 | valuable trinket | 75 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #209 | whiskey in a broken glass | 4 |
| #35 | woim | 1 |