AnAngryBlade

RankItemQuantity
#2411952 Mickey Mantle card1
#245Alewife™ Ale2
#197Argarggagarg's fang8
#25Ass-Stompers of Violence1
🥉Belt of Loathing1
#24Brand of Violence1
#19Cold Stone of Hatred1
#319Copper Alpha of Sincerity8
#1485Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#2092Crimbuck30
#411Crown of the Goblin King60
#39En Una Fila Tequila2
#15Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred1
#512Gaia beads2
#12Girdle of Hatred1
#4Goggles of Loathing1
#107Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun1
#112Heimandatz's heart11
#38How to Avoid Scams330
#613Jack-in-the-box8
#5Jeans of Loathing1
#122Jocko Homo's head11
#20Jodhpurs of Violence1
#17Lens of Hatred1
#18Lens of Violence1
#525Lockenstock™ sandals1
#157Mae West with a fly in it2
#44Mayo de Mayo™ mayo5
#376New Zealand iced tea1
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
#1231Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster4
#16Pantaloons of Hatred1
#23Pigsticker of Violence1
#57Pocket Square of Loathing3
#18Professor What T-Shirt91
#371Red Rover BB gun9
#139Safari Jack's moustache9
#4Scepter of Loathing1
#21Staff of Simmering Hatred1
#9Stick-Knife of Loathing1
#182The Mariachi's guitar case9
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#1271Thwaitgold termite statuette1
🥇Time Lord Badge of Honor1
#39Time Lord Participation Mug1
🥉Treads of Loathing1
#46Yakisoba's hat16
#150Ze™ goggles21
#270adorable seal larva9
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#971baby killer bee7
#950badass belt57
#49bag of gross foreign snacks594
#141balloon helmet3
#446barrrnacle36
#9beard incense410
#78blended frozen swill with a fly in it4
#58brown paper bag mask27
#52brown paper pants33
#68bubblin' chemistry solution6
#205candy cigarette6
#133canopic jar92
#35cheap sunglasses159
#130chintzy accordion pin5
#258chintzy disco ball pendant3
#160chintzy noodle ring6
#179chintzy saucepan earring5
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#259chintzy turtle brooch3
#147clay peace-sign bead49
#883commemorative war stein1
#64depleted uranium seal figurine9
#1153designer handbag1
#10dirty rigging rope100
#453electrical thingamabob3
#1117enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#47expensive camera983
#37filthy child leash146
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#180friendly cheez blob11
#149glass of herbal tequila10
#1006gloomy black mushroom3
#43grisly shell fragment8
#82macaroni duck15
#145mandarina colada with a fly in it2
#232non-aged vinegar1
#796old sweatpants72
#8perfume-soaked bandana135
#50pie man was not meant to eat78
#107pirate pamphlet2
#34plush hamsterpus1
#76pocket maze1
#159pool cue50
#37portable Othello set1
#2040pretty flower1
#247prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#329red-and-green sweater8
#105robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.2
#114robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.1
#93robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.4
#2421sandwich of the gods1
#91sausage without a cause1
#98scotch on the rocks4
#7sewage-clogged pistol143
#174shot of mescal7
#82silver face paint1
#114sleeping wereturtle8
#102slime convention coupons2
#104slime convention flyers2
#82slime convention pin2
#85slime convention swag bag9
#108slime convention t-shirt2
#354spaghetti with Skullheads1
#285spooky cosmetics bag8
#343stray chihuahua8
#1947stuffed Baron von Ratsworth13
#8938stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#2067stuffed Meat11
#8977stuffed astral badger1
#1877stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#1509stuffed key20
#1684stuffed martini2
#7827stuffed mind flayer2
#2427stuffed mink6
#1761stuffed monocle17
#206stuffed pocketwatch1
#8943stuffed scary death orb1
#1662stuffed shoulder parrot11
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#1974stuffed spooky mushroom3
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2476stuffed teddy butler6
#1910stuffed tin of caviar14
#1741stuffed treasure chest13
#104tangarita with a fly in it3
#87the kindest cold cut2
#113tiny canopic jar7
#626tiny ninja sword1
#4919tiny plastic Cheshire bat3
#87tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#825tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#793tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#3894tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#6190tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#3911tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3971tiny plastic cocoabo4
#4889tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4499tiny plastic disco bandit1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#3348tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#8193tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8098tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8064tiny plastic grue1
#4599tiny plastic hermit1
#6152tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#8073tiny plastic killer bee1
#3975tiny plastic leprechaun4
#6166tiny plastic mosquito2
#2601tiny plastic pastamancer2
#4802tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime3
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3370tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#4867tiny plastic stab bat3
#6172tiny plastic star starfish2
#667towel12
#16turtle voicebox364
#258untamable turtle8
#215unusual disco ball10
#839valuable trinket75
#1823vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#99weird gazelle steak1
#209whiskey in a broken glass4
#35woim1

Wow, that's 4,722 items total!

what items are this player missing?