| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #345 | Elmley shades | 2 |
| #162 | Frat Army FGF | 31 |
| #80 | Gaia beads | 67 |
| #139 | Hippy Army MPE | 78 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #51 | Knob sausage | 386 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #88 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 72 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #190 | Monstar energy beverage | 48 |
| #128 | PADL Phone | 129 |
| #1135 | Rock Pops | 38 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1185 | Yummy Tummy bean | 125 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #230 | anticheese | 41 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1462 | barrrnacle | 4 |
| #203 | bat guano | 90 |
| #357 | batgut | 74 |
| #307 | beer bomb | 89 |
| #126 | beer bong | 37 |
| #150 | beer helmet | 52 |
| #152 | bejeweled pledge pin | 57 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #238 | blue snowcone | 80 |
| #152 | bottle opener belt buckle | 30 |
| #70 | bullet-proof corduroys | 135 |
| #111 | carbonated soy milk | 86 |
| #267 | chloroform rag | 12 |
| #265 | commemorative war stein | 152 |
| #84 | communications windchimes | 221 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #231 | depantsing bomb | 19 |
| #84 | didgeridooka | 104 |
| #155 | distressed denim pants | 43 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #113 | energy drink IV | 47 |
| #172 | fancy seashell necklace | 126 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #169 | ferret bait | 90 |
| #196 | filthy poultice | 39 |
| #98 | fire poi | 57 |
| #159 | flowing hippy skirt | 6 |
| #173 | funky dried mushroom | 66 |
| #169 | furniture dolly | 18 |
| #159 | gas balloon | 75 |
| #246 | gauze garter | 59 |
| #14 | ghostly pickling solution | 16 |
| #124 | giant foam finger | 39 |
| #2061 | golden ring | 36 |
| #201 | green smoke bomb | 11 |
| #288 | green snowcone | 63 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #142 | henna face paint | 14 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #83 | hippy medical kit | 97 |
| #101 | hippy protest button | 70 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #115 | keg shield | 46 |
| #136 | kick-ass kicks | 32 |
| #2020 | killing feather | 19 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #252 | meat engine | 8 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #130 | natural fennel soda | 48 |
| #537 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #425 | off-white striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #284 | orange snowcone | 74 |
| #93 | oversized pipe | 162 |
| #302 | panty raider camouflage | 3 |
| #345 | pasta spoon | 78 |
| #181 | perforated battle paddle | 37 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #290 | purple snowcone | 78 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #290 | red snowcone | 73 |
| #107 | reinforced beaded headband | 85 |
| #1974 | rogue swarmer | 28 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #247 | round green sunglasses | 3 |
| #100 | round purple sunglasses | 122 |
| #288 | sake bomb | 66 |
| #2143 | sawblade fragment | 20 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 14 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #977 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2034 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1192 | tiny plastic star starfish | 15 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #148 | tube of dread wax | 36 |
| #2125 | unstable laser battery | 23 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #120 | war tongs | 33 |
| #240 | water pipe bomb | 265 |
| #85 | wicker shield | 80 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |