#407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
#429 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 12 |
#410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
#101 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 4 |
#267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
#26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
#329 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 32 |
#1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
#881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
#530 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
#269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
#421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
#741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
#60 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 24 |
#24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
#32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
#68 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 8 |
🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
#178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
#54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
#145 | Chroner | 601 |
#85 | Claybender glasses | 7 |
#882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
#876 | Corpse Island iced tea | 5 |
#165 | Crimbo Credit | 73 |
#143 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
#276 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 3 |
#2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
#27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
#925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
#737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
#285 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 1 |
#1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
#423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
#2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
#160 | Elmley shades | 7 |
#177 | Gaia beads | 21 |
#199 | Genalen™ Bottle | 12 |
#55 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 7 |
#1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
#224 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 19 |
#91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
#974 | Imp Ale | 61 |
#533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
#714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
#775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
#393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
#84 | Jefferson wings | 2 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
#376 | Knob mushroom | 15 |
#278 | Knoll mushroom | 42 |
🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
#326 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 30 |
#226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#21 | License To Kill | 4 |
#169 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 25 |
#127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
#656 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 41 |
#1390 | Mad Train wine | 7 |
#127 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
#225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
#560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
#57 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 182 |
#1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
#412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
#213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
#206 | PADL Phone | 50 |
#462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
#100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
#356 | Ram's Face Lager | 73 |
#126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
#946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#556 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
#88 | TI-9000 calculator | 30 |
#410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
#163 | The Art of Slapfighting | 7 |
#254 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 5 |
#23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
#156 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 29 |
#44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
#6 | Third Eye | 1 |
#1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
#286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
#561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
#1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
#396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
#265 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
#313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
#336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
#403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
#302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
#1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
#1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
#1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
#307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
#254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
#951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
#1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
#33 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 4 |
#1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
#128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
#931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
#112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
#4 | Victor's Spoils | 79 |
#852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#104 | Z-Bone steak | 25 |
#178 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 7 |
#851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
#420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
#342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
#928 | antique record album | 1 |
#26 | antique souvenir drawing | 20 |
#219 | around the world | 10 |
#273 | asbestos apron | 3 |
#1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
#899 | baby killer bee | 8 |
#5942 | badass belt | 3 |
#191 | bag of lard | 6 |
#664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
#1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
#454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
#184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
#377 | beer bomb | 50 |
#164 | beer bong | 22 |
#217 | beer helmet | 26 |
#177 | bejeweled pledge pin | 46 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
#589 | black & tan | 1 |
#138 | blank diary | 1 |
#250 | bloody mary | 8 |
#104 | blue tulip | 2 |
#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
#564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
#622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
#512 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
#647 | bottle of gin | 16 |
#680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
#777 | bottle of rum | 28 |
#349 | bottle of tequila | 73 |
#915 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
#714 | bottle of whiskey | 25 |
#246 | bottle opener belt buckle | 11 |
#673 | boxed wine | 16 |
#44 | brick of sand | 41 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#166 | bullet-proof corduroys | 40 |
#227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
#553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
#573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
#267 | chloroform rag | 12 |
#252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
#1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
#58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
#188 | clockwork key | 10 |
#569 | cocoa egg | 13 |
#146 | commemorative war stein | 499 |
#230 | communications windchimes | 39 |
#1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
#61 | cool mushroom | 42 |
#895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
#656 | corpsedriver | 7 |
#1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
#366 | cream stout | 5 |
#305 | cruelty-free wine | 7 |
#49 | cup of primitive beer | 162 |
#377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
#724 | dead guy's watch | 5 |
#339 | depantsing bomb | 9 |
#737 | designer handbag | 3 |
#175 | didgeridooka | 38 |
#369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
🥇 | disposable instant camera | 3,508 |
#196 | distressed denim pants | 25 |
#24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
#213 | droll monocle | 2 |
#542 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 18 |
#773 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 6 |
#746 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
#571 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 15 |
#878 | dusty bottle of Port | 3 |
#682 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 8 |
#425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
🥉 | elegant nightstick | 1,437 |
#162 | energy drink IV | 28 |
#1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
#370 | fake blood | 3 |
#741 | fine wine | 2 |
#282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
#183 | fire poi | 18 |
#56 | flaming mushroom | 53 |
#207 | flowing hippy skirt | 4 |
#859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
#281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
#1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
#59 | frozen mushroom | 60 |
#62 | fumble formula | 1 |
#192 | funky dried mushroom | 58 |
#307 | furniture dolly | 5 |
#2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
#326 | gas balloon | 15 |
#330 | gauze garter | 20 |
#697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
#37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
#549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
#1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
#2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
#168 | giant foam finger | 23 |
#1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
#198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
#115 | gloomy black mushroom | 35 |
#136 | grog | 16 |
#820 | grue egg | 32 |
#1006 | handful of confetti | 41 |
#395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
#134 | handful of nuts and berries | 63 |
#131 | handful of tips | 4 |
#159 | hippy medical kit | 31 |
#209 | hippy protest button | 23 |
#1083 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 22 |
#869 | ice-cold Willer | 23 |
#1000 | ice-cold fotie | 5 |
#2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
#91 | impure gasoline | 26 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#223 | keg shield | 13 |
#170 | kick-ass kicks | 21 |
#455 | leaflet | 1 |
#454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
#237 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
#196 | lotion of sleaziness | 2 |
#199 | lotion of spookiness | 2 |
#183 | lotion of stench | 2 |
#156 | lucky rabbit's foot | 33 |
#998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
#387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
#169 | margarita | 13 |
#665 | martini | 1 |
#29 | megatofu | 366 |
#254 | melted Jell-o shot | 9 |
#499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
#2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
#2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
#2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
#350 | ocean motion | 3 |
#471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
#192 | oversized pipe | 44 |
#1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
#363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
#190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
#467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
#265 | perforated battle paddle | 15 |
#27 | pet bad vibe | 1 |
#410 | pink pony | 3 |
#327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
#62 | pointy mushroom | 39 |
#845 | potato sprout | 2 |
#2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
#85 | ratskin belt | 1 |
#114 | red tulip | 1 |
#183 | reinforced beaded headband | 34 |
#1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
#69 | rose | 132 |
#92 | round green sunglasses | 13 |
#88 | round purple sunglasses | 157 |
#359 | sake bomb | 36 |
#377 | screwdriver | 3 |
🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
#592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
#583 | shot of orange schnapps | 2 |
#529 | shot of tomato schnapps | 3 |
#412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
#25 | smiling rat | 18 |
#691 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 5 |
#2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
#643 | spooky mushroom | 69 |
#250 | star key lime pie | 2 |
#49 | stinky mushroom | 58 |
#69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
#463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
#647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
#2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
#3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
#171 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 2 |
#166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
#97 | tarnished bottlecap | 20 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#394 | ten-leaf clover | 40 |
#93 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 10 |
#354 | thistle wine | 5 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
#949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
#610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
#629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
#940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
#563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
#937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
#932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
#562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
#589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
#585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
#948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
#551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
#565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
#944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
#945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
#550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
#84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
#87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
#800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
#86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
#90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
#75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
#105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
#79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
#73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
#100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#1318 | toast | 339 |
#53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
#900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
#546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
#1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
#81 | unused soap | 26 |
#1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
#354 | valuable trinket | 257 |
#149 | very overdue library book | 3 |
#101 | viral DNA | 21 |
#218 | vodka martini | 7 |
#153 | war tongs | 21 |
#224 | warbear drone assembler | 2 |
#53 | warm mushroom | 36 |
#427 | water pipe bomb | 67 |
#510 | white Canadian | 4 |
#385 | white lightning | 24 |
#123 | white tulip | 1 |
#194 | wicker shield | 19 |
#587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
#74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |