Museum :: Pumpkinheadme

Pumpkinheadme

Rank	Item	Quantity
#66	Überraschthexengebräu	7
#6	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
#48	"DRINK ME" potion	1,238
#25	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
#19	"KICK ME" sign	165
#87	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	2
#174	"caramel" orange	7
#35	"meat" stick	109
#263	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	7
#60	1,970 carat gold	24
#360	1-ball	14
#114	1.21 jigawatts	1
#43	1/6th Pound Cake	1
#72	100-Watt bulb	1
#87	11-leaf clover	6
#214	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	47
#82	1952 Mickey Mantle card	75
#386	2-ball	11
#37	20-lb can of rice and beans	4
#328	3-ball	15
#186	30669 scroll	65
#246	33398 scroll	94
#169	334 scroll	39
#13	37x37x37 puzzle cube	619
#655	4-ball	5
#139	4-d camera	1
#40	4-dimensional fez	6
#109	4-dimensional guitar	24
#57	4:20 bomb	4
#79	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
#400	5-ball	11
#117	5-hour acrimony	2
#441	6-ball	10
#263	64067 scroll	1
#139	668 scroll	10
#455	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	5
#413	7-ball	11
#25	7-inch discus	2
#710	8-ball	23
#19	8-billed baseball cap	11
#66	8-bit banana	2
#218	9-ball	5
#30	99.44% pure math	2
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#102	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	2
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#254	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#223	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#129	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#224	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#39	A Light that Never Goes Out	3
#35	A muse-bouche	23
#491	A. W. O. L. commendation	10
#21	ASCII fu manchu	73
#345	ASCII shirt	5
#53	Abyssal ember	2
#53	Accordion of Jordion	3
#27	Aerheads	2
#40	Afternoon Delight	12
#74	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
#7	Agent Mauve	1
#77	Aggressive Carrot	4
#10	Agitated Turkey	57
#15	Aiolion	1
#29	Aldebaran sardines	1
#103	Alewife™ Ale	21
#22	Alexy sauce	1
#84	Alice's Army Alchemist	18
#151	Alice's Army Bowman	3
#147	Alice's Army Cleric	3
#174	Alice's Army Coward	2
#40	Alice's Army Dervish	9
#4	Alice's Army Foil tattoo	1
#166	Alice's Army Guard	4
#121	Alice's Army Halberder	9
#136	Alice's Army Hammerman	4
#146	Alice's Army Horseman	3
#173	Alice's Army Lanceman	2
#92	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	14
#32	Alice's Army Martyr	11
#205	Alice's Army Ninja	2
#207	Alice's Army Nurse	2
#179	Alice's Army Page	3
#111	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	10
#24	Alice's Army Sniper	15
#180	Alice's Army Spearsman	3
#176	Alice's Army Swordsman	3
#208	Alice's Army Wallman	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#16	Amanitee	1
#27	Ambitious Turkey	176
#21	Amnesiac Ale	4
#20	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
#1457	Amulet of Yendor	1
#74	Ancient Protector Soda	9
#2231	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#149	Angry Farmer candy	1,240
#66	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	27
#83	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1228	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#37	Arrow (+1)	7
#93	Arrrmetia trading card	2
#17	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	13
#17	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	14
#31	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	9
#13	Artist's Spatula of Despair	16
#15	Artist's Whisk of Misery	12
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#20	Atomic Comic	14
#78	Atomic Pop	12
#14	Aura Libre	16
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#30	Aye Aye	4
#25	Aye Aye, Captain	4
#33	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	4
#45	Azurite	10
#130	BACON	16
#240	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#176	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
#18	BGE merchandise order form	130
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#374	BGE shotglass	18
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#224	BGE tiny plastic toy	5
#37	BOOterfinger	11
#59	BOOtonniere	1
#270	BRAINS shorts	3
#18	BRICKO airship	2
#47	BRICKO bat	1
#4	BRICKO brick	250,141
#43	BRICKO bulwark	4
#21	BRICKO cathedral	1
#24	BRICKO egg	1
#46	BRICKO elephant	1
#9	BRICKO eye brick	8,870
#8	BRICKO gargantuchicken	2
#35	BRICKO hat	2
#32	BRICKO octopus	1
#15	BRICKO ooze	17
#47	BRICKO oyster	1
#34	BRICKO pants	2
#113	BRICKO pearl	1
#32	BRICKO pyramid	1
#38	BRICKO python	1
#105	BRICKO reactor	1
#13	BRICKO stud	337
#25	BRICKO sword	3
#41	BRICKO trunk	2
#61	BRICKO turtle	1
#18	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
#6	BROS Energy Drink	493
#76	Bag o' Tricks	1
#6	Baja sopapilla	73
#40	Bal-musette accordion	1
#535	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	2
#20	Bangyomaman battle juice	51
#59	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	8
#1571	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	7
#434	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	5
#150	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	18
#83	Barulio's bottle	6
#613	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
#31	Bash-Ōs cereal	48
#46	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	2
#24	Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher	7
#34	Bastille Battalion tattoo kit	1
#79	Batfellow comic	1
#35	Battlie Light Saver	67
#154	Beach Buck	10
#15	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
#101	Beignet Milgranet	1
#134	Belt of Howling Anger	3
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#78	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#81	Better Than Cuddling Cake	31
#32	Bettie page	4
#15	Bicycle	1
#147	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#41	Big Punk	8
#192	Bit O' Ectoplasm	12
#48	Bit O' Quail Spleen	4
#100	BitterSweetTarts	22
#14	BittyCar HotCar	2
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#39	BittyCar SoulCar	1
#413	Bjorn's Hammer	1
#23	Black Angus blackburger	2
#180	Black Body™ spray	1
#20	Black Hole	8
#185	Black No. 2	54
#161	Blackfly Chardonnay	35
#331	Blatantly Canadian	7
#608	Bling of the New Wave	2
#121	Blizzards I Have Died In	6
#14	Blood 'n' Plenty	46
#180	Blood Light	24
#36	Bloody Nora	3
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#6	Bluzzard	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#65	Bohemian rhapsody	13
#26	Boletus Broletus mushroom	5
#43	Bone's Farm "wine"	27
#949	Bonerdagon necklace	10
#35	Bonestabber	1
#117	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#125	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
#61	Boozehounds Anonymous token	17
#59	Bordeaux Marteaux	3
#85	Boris's key lime	9
#50	Boris's key lime pie	32
#162	Boris's ring	10
#180	Boss Bat bling	18
#2263	Boss Bat britches	2
#42	Boss Drops	30
#108	Boulevardier cocktail	2
#23	Bowl of Scorpions	93
#44	Bowlet	3
#60	Boxing Day Pass	2
#14	Brain Food Pastaco	4
#64	Bram's choker	2
#25	Brand of Violence	1
#6	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	175
#935	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	3
#44	Bright Water	4
#40	Brimstone Beret	1
#77	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	173
#64	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
#22	Bugbearclaw Donut	18
#79	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	4
#30	Bustle Hustler	6
#20	Buttery Knob	7
#135	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#18	C.H.U.M. chum	135
#110	C.H.U.M. knife	8
#7	C.H.U.M. lantern	16
#1119	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1012	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
#35	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#1019	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#250	CRIMBCO lanyard	2
#1265	CRIMBCO mug	5
#1700	CRIMBCO scrip	5
#873	CRIMBCO wine	8
#25	CRIMBCOIDS mints	67
#26	CRIMBCOLOAF	71
#49	CSA all-purpose soap	144
#60	CSA bravery badge	191
#41	CSA cheerfulness ration	366
#63	CSA discount card	214
#22	CSA fire-starting kit	820
#35	CSA obedience grenade	517
#29	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	773
#8	Caipiranha	21
#23	Cajun accordion	2
#24	Camp Scout pup tent	810
#32	Can of Spaghetto	1
#85	Can-Can skirt	1
#8	Candicaine	91
#4	Candy Alexander	77
#18	Cantelope	1
#13	Caramel	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#110	Carpathian longsword	4
#15	Carpricorn	1
#55	Celsius 233	1
#5	Cement Mixer	21
#37	Centauri fish wine	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#133	Cerebral Crossbow	2
#80	Cerebral Culottes	2
#8	Chakra Libre	14
#5	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	153
#80	Charity's choker	2
#23	Charter: Nellyville	1
#16	Ched	1
#123	Cheer-Up soda	4
🥇	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
#237	Cherry Cloaca Cola	5
🥉	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	355
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#176	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#29	Chester's muscle shirt	2
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#51	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
🥈	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
#23	Children's Meal of the Damned	1
#73	Chinese curse words	2
#70	Choco-Mint patty	4
#37	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#36	Chroner	2,563
🥉	Chroner cross	6
🥉	Chroner trigger	3
#43	Chubby and Plump bar	1
#20	Churchill	5
#25	Cinco Mayo Lager	11
#4	Citrus Crush wine cooler	359
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#10	Claybender glasses	64
🥈	Cloaca Cola Polar	7,455
#409	Cloaca grenade	41
#997	Cloaca-Cola	13
#321	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	11
#1061	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
#757	Cloaca-Cola helmet	3
#168	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	18
#995	Cloaca-Cola shield	2
#49	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	14
#96	Cloak of Dire Shadows	4
#16	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	194
#22	Cobra Bowl	1
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#95	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	3
#1364	Codpiece of the Goblin King	4
#37	Coily™	2
#173	Coinspiracy	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#133	Cold Hots candy	113
#84	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	10
#48	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	34
#30	Comet Drop	5
#103	Comet Pop	1
#88	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	13
#4	Conspiracy™ mascara	2
#27	Convincing People You Can See The Future	1
#116	Cookbook of the Damned	4
#17	Cool Brunch Pastaco	3
#1370	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#47	Cornbeefadon	2
#42	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	42
#15	Corpse Island iced tea	137
#82	Cracklin' Oat Bran	6
#39	Crazymaker	5
#27	Crepes a la Lune	1
#135	Crimbeau de toilette	1
#13	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	169
#18	Crimbo Carol tattoo kit	2
#20	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	2
#19	Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit	2
#585	Crimbo Credit	2
🥉	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	5
🥉	Crimbo Factory surprise box	415
#109	Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.	1
#4	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	5
#6	Crimbo candied pecan	4,981
#161	Crimbo candle	1
#37	Crimbo cookie sheet	1
#112	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#19	Crimbo dog sweater	1
#173	Crimbo food scraps	7
#7	Crimbo fudge	4,902
🥉	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	5
#41	Crimbo paste	7
#4	Crimbo peppermint bark	4,935
#204	Crimbo pie	13
#11	Crimbo salad	48
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#17	Crimbo stockings	1
🥉	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	5
#82	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
#193	Crimbo train emergency brake	5
🥉	Crimbo tree flocker	5
#97	Crimbo ukulele	2
#71	Crimbo wreath	8
#88	Crimbojito	3
#58	Crimbolex watch	2
#4	Crimbomega drive chain	20
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#54	Crimbonium fuel rod	72
#171	Crimbosmopolitan	1
#117	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#5	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#140	Crimbot battery	10
#76	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	68
#36	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	11
#21	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	32
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#10	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	3
#23	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	22
#24	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	26
#48	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	10
#38	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	14
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#49	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	11
#45	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	10
#111	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	5
#15	Crimbot schematic: Gun Face	1
#26	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	29
#20	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	34
#36	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	175
#37	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	14
#13	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	3
#22	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	31
#36	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	153
#33	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	65
#57	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	8
#18	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	34
#68	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	80
#153	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	3
#20	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	40
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	4
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#62	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	30
🥉	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	3
#65	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	78
#42	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	45
#41	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	139
#83	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	6
#21	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	2
#9	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	2
#20	Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs	1
#13	Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball	1
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#2374	Crimboween memo	1
#127	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
#118	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	2
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#72	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#155	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#82	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#50	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	2
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#106	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	3
#1662	Crimbuck	101
#16	Crimbylow-rise jeans	2
#1963	Crown of the Goblin King	9
#13	Cursed Punch	23
#17	Cycloney	1
#33	D roll	281
#6	DNOTC Box	56
#108	DUFRESNE Suds	79
#39	Daffy Taffy	1,804
#39	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	3
#41	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	2
#44	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	1
#37	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	3
#51	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	1
#46	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	1
#36	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	2
#102	Daisy's unclean bloomers	1
#96	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
#19	Dark & Starry	7
#86	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
🥇	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
#532	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
#35	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	18
#71	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
#10	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	21
#1156	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#143	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
#15	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#33	Dinsey Whinskey	1
#22	Dinsey face paint	1
#31	Dinsey food-cone	1
#9	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#1696	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
#75	Disco Banjo	8
#43	Disgeist	3
#17	Dish of Clarified Butter	54
#14	Divine	162
#27	Doc Clock's thyme cocktail	2
#191	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	19
#322	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	25
#41	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
#155	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3
#84	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	22
#45	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	2
#28	Doc's Limbering Wine	3
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#36	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
#34	Dogsgotnonoz pills	12
#6	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	3
🥈	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
#270	Dolphin King's crown	17
#84	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	171
#6	Doublepunchplanter	26
#140	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	26
#12	Drac & Tan	21
#206	Dramatic™ range	7
#171	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	25
#11	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
#13	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
#8	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
#14	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
#115	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	1
#27	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
#11	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
#16	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
#23	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
#10	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
#11	Dressage	1
#26	Drip harness	1
#65	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	5
#750	Drowsy Sword	22
#18	Drunk Uncles holo-record	1
#12	Drunken Astrophysicist	14
#8	Drunken Neurologist	15
#8	Drunken Philosopher	16
#42	Dump Truck	4
#25	Duskwalker fangs	31
#35	Duskwalker syringe	58
#71	Dweebisol™ inhaler	3
#1209	Dyspepsi grenade	5
#168	Dyspepsi-Cola	480
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
#991	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#226	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
#10	EMD holo-record	2
#92	Earring of Fire	1
#33	Earth and Firewater	2
#53	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
#63	Easter grasshopper	1
#86	Eau de Guaneau	7
#225	Ecto-Cooler	5
#37	Effermint™ tablets	190
#32	Egnaro berry	1
#1788	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#162	El Vibrato power sphere	8
#160	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
#225	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
#203	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	2
#216	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
#231	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
#196	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
#265	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	2
#215	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	3
#284	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#51	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
#215	Eldritch snap	2
#23	Electric Punch	1
#166	Elf Army machine parts	1
#169	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	21
#98	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	1
#4	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
#79	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	1
#27	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#99	Elf Guard eyedrops	2
#64	Elf Guard fuel tank	1
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#116	Elf Guard honor present	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#74	Elf Guard mouthknife	2
#66	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	3
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#86	Elf Guard payroll bag	4
#32	Elf Guard red and white beret	2
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#56	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#33	Elf Guard strategic map	3
#85	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#133	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	2
#191	Elfin shortbread	5
#51	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#71	Elmley shades	17
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#43	unrequired jacket	8
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#14	violent pastilles	31
#53	viral DNA	66
#35	viral video	3
#32	virgin jello shot	2
#46	viscous lava globs	5
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#120	vodka and cranberry	20
#27	vodka barracuda	3
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#21	vodka stinger	3
🥉	vodka stratocaster	2,324
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#332	vorpal blade	16
#63	votive candle	6
#102	wad of cotton	25
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#70	wad of slimy rags	18
#107	wad of tofu	92
#39	waders	1
🥈	walkie-talkie	1
#132	walrus ice cream	1
#90	walrus-tusk earring	12
#586	wang	1
#52	war tongs	82
#99	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#270	warbear accoutrements chunk	10
#186	warbear auto-anvil	1
#64	warbear badge	3
#27	warbear battery	67
#9	warbear battle greaves	1
#6	warbear bearserker greaves	1
#37	warbear bearserker mead	16
#34	warbear bearserker potion	49
#187	warbear beeping telegram	7
#42	warbear blizzard mead	16
#68	warbear breakfast machine assembler	9
#6	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
#109	warbear chemistry lab	2
#6	warbear dress greaves	2
#5	warbear dress helmet	2
#80	warbear drone assembler	7
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥉	warbear electric long johns	1
#5	warbear electric warscarf	1
#4	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
#47	warbear empathy chip	11
#4	warbear empathy chip (used)	2
#114	warbear energy bracers	2
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#188	warbear exo-arm	1
#8	warbear fancy fedora	1
#16	warbear feasting bread	33
#43	warbear feasting mead	16
#8	warbear feathered fedora	1
#4	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
#7	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
#125	warbear foil hat	2
#11	warbear goggles	1
🥇	warbear gyro	474
#384	warbear gyrocopter	1
#5	warbear heated ushanka	1
#211	warbear helm fragment	21
#7	warbear high festival pants	1
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
🥈	warbear hoverbelt	1
#11	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	112
#168	warbear induction oven	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#76	warbear laser beacon	3
#13	warbear laser bowtie	1
#6	warbear lined ushanka	1
#12	warbear liquid lasers	32
#39	warbear liquid overcoat	53
#9	warbear long johns	1
#20	warbear metalworking primer	34
#8	warbear metalworking primer (used)	2
#6	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
🥈	warbear officer greaves	1
#119	warbear officer requisition box	5
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#8	warbear party pants	1
#9	warbear plain fedora	1
#6	warbear plain helm	1
#7	warbear plain ushanka	1
#7	warbear plasma bowtie	1
#9	warbear polarized goggles	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#15	warbear rejuvenation potion	20
#78	warbear requisition box	84
#205	warbear robo-camouflage unit	6
#193	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
#10	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
#89	warbear soda machine assembler	6
#5	warbear spiked helm	1
#25	warbear superpotion	11
#16	warbear thermoregulator bread	33
#203	warbear trouser fragment	24
#38	warbear wardance potion	49
#25	warbear warrior bread	25
#13	warbear warscarf	1
#89	warbear whosit	2,624
#56	warehouse clerk's glasses	5
#35	warm fur	2
#23	warm gravy	2
#24	warm mushroom	99
#20	warm war shawarma	2
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#65	wasabi pocky	3
#109	wasabi-infused sake	1
#51	water log	1
#172	water pipe bomb	447
#29	water purification pills	948
#16	water wings	179
#25	water wings for babies	4
#120	water-polo cap	2
#9	watered-down Red Minotaur	535
#22	waterlogged bootstraps	2
#161	waterlogged cloth	2
#76	waterlogged crate	3
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#158	waterlogged metal	2
#175	waterlogged stuffing	1
#138	waterlogged wood	1
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#10	wax booze	14
#5	wax face	13
#4	wax hand	13
#8	wax hat	2
#9	wax pancake	17
#10	wax pants	2
🥉	weasel stomping pants	3
#52	weegee sqouija	2
#42	weighted paperclip chain	3
#100	weird gazelle steak	1
#22	weremoose spit	91
#45	wet stew	11
#51	wet tack	1
#159	wet venom duct	1
#99	whale cerebrospinal fluid	3
#23	whalebone corset	112
#26	whalecake	3
#39	whalegun	1
#101	whalesteak	2
#23	whatsit-covered turtle shell	8
#1538	wheel	1
#19	whimpering willow bark	75
#220	whip kit	1
#49	whisker pencil	117
#154	whiskey and cola	15
#83	whiskey and soda	16
#13	whiskey in a broken glass	153
#151	whiskey sour	17
#23	whiskey squeeze	2
#354	white Canadian	8
#208	white Crimbo ball	1
#36	white Xanadian	20
#28	white arm towel	1
#538	white balloon	3
#48	white belt	1
#18	white blood cells	21
#779	white candy heart	7
#52	white chocolate and tomato pizza	65
#43	white chocolate chip brownies	7
#89	white chocolate chip cookies	80
#164	white chocolate chips	92
#35	white class ring	356
#298	white collar	4
#24	white earbuds	1
#10	white elephant gift	27
#249	white hat hacker T-shirt	5
#94	white lightning	234
#67	white mana	2
#16	white page	51
#428	white picket fence	8
#1027	white pixel	1
#111	white rice	21
#463	white satin pants	5
#275	white satin shield	7
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#39	white snakeskin duster	4
#309	white sword	13
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#38	white whip	3
#15	white wine	21
#53	whole roasted chicken	2
#18	whole turkey leg	291
#57	wholeberd	2
#1749	whoopie cushion	2
#74	wicker shield	92
#18	wiffle-flail	11
#37	wild honey pie	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#59	willyweed	63
#39	wind-up Whatsian robot	14
#1615	wind-up chattering teeth	5
#35	wind-up ensign	11
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#62	wind-up navigation droid	6
#51	wind-up owl	10
#60	wind-up spider	2
#61	wind-up vampire teeth	7
#108	windchimes	124
#37	windicle	1
#88	wine spritzer	13
#22	wine-soaked bone chips	32
#41	wings of fire	3
#364	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	108
#80	witch hat	9
#35	witch wart	6
🥇	witch's bra	1
#22	witch's bread	8
#39	witch's brew	3
#267	witty rapier	12
#22	woim	2
#17	woimbook	2
#51	wok lobster	3
#40	wolf mask	1,859
#163	wolfman mask	51
#30	wolfskull mask	2
#13	wonderwall shield	198
#46	wood screw	15
#745	wooden block	3
#97	wooden figurine	7
#60	wooden salad bowl	2
#17	wooden spoon	2
#335	wooden stakes	8
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#47	wool sock	1
#34	woolen cravat	2
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#52	worksite credentials	1
#15	world's most unappetizing beverage	10
#101	world's smallest violin	9
#211	worn tophat	9
#51	worst candy	5
#738	worthless gewgaw	2
#862	worthless knick-knack	2
#785	worthless trinket	1
#698	woven baling wire bracelets	1
#335	wreath of laurels	2
#512	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#843	wrench bracelet	2
#73	wrestling mask	1
#95	wriggling severed nose	1
#44	wriggling tentacle	2
#122	wriggling worm	3
#78	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#359	wumpus hair	3
#279	wussiness potion	58
#62	x-ray mirror	2
#1264	x-ray specs	3
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#83	yak anorak	4
#166	yak skin	8
#29	yak toupee	5
#118	yak whip	1
#43	yakskin buckler	3
#34	yakskin pants	4
#35	yakskin skirt	2
#50	yam candy	5
#228	ye olde golde frontes	1
#64	yellow brick road	24
#744	yellow candy heart	14
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1
#16	yellow gummi ingot	1,601
#19	yellow matter custard	9
#382	yellow paisley oyster egg	7
#70	yellow pixel	11
#32	yellow pixel potion	1
#63	yellow plastic hard hat	2
#632	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	3
#61	yellow seashell	2
#1443	yellow snowcone	9
#421	yellow striped oyster egg	6
#694	yeti fur	94
#2204	yo	1
#628	yo-yo	44
#223	yohohoyo	12
#25	your own black heart	240
#36	yule grog	1
#38	yule gruel	350
#150	yule hatchet	1
🥉	yule pup	14
#84	yummy death watch beetle	12
#51	zen motorcycle	1
#68	zombie	1
#25	zombie dinosaur egg	7
#85	zombie hollandaise	17
#1862	zombie pineal gland	1

Wow, that's 1,022,082 items total!

what items are this player missing?