In their foolhardy quest to collect every item, this player comes 2,556 short.

• Franken Stein
• "Humorous" T-shirt
• "honey" dipper
• 'Villa' document
• 1 Meat
• 17-ball
• 18-picohertz resonator crystal
• 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• 25-meat staff
• A Guide to Burning Leaves
• A Guide to Safari
• Abuela Crimbo's special magnet
• Acqua Del Piatto Merlot
• Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet
• Admiral's hat
• Adventurer bobblehead
• Adventurer's Kit
• Affirmation Cookie
• Alice's Army Foil Alchemist
• Alice's Army Foil Bowman
• Alice's Army Foil Cleric
• Alice's Army Foil Coward
• Alice's Army Foil Dervish
• Alice's Army Foil Guard
• Alice's Army Foil Halberder
• Alice's Army Foil Hammerman
• Alice's Army Foil Horseman
• Alice's Army Foil Lanceman
• Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber
• Alice's Army Foil Martyr
• Alice's Army Foil Ninja
• Alice's Army Foil Nurse
• Alice's Army Foil Page
• Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden
• Alice's Army Foil Sniper
• Alice's Army Foil Spearsman
• Alice's Army Foil Swordsman
• Alice's Army Foil Wallman
• Alice's Army booster box
• Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes
• Annual Ascot
• Antagonistic Snowman Kit
• Apathargic Bandersnatch
• Apriling band helmet
• Arr, M80
• Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt
• Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring)
• AutumnFest ale
• BUBBLE GUM
• BURT
• Banfoy's Boutique Order Form
• Barney's rake
• Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy
• Bastille Battalion control rig
• Bastille Battalion control rig crate
• Beach Comb
• Beach Comb Box
• Bee's Knees
• Belt of Loathing
• Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog
• Bigger Bugfinder Blade
• Bird-a-Day calendar
• Black Bart's Booty
• Black and White Apron Enrollment Form
• Black and White Apron Meal Kit
• Bloodbath
• Boltsmann ID badge
• Book of Old-Timey Carols
• Boosty Juice
• Boris's Helm
• Boris's Helm (askew)
• Boris's beer
• Boris's bread
• Bowl of Infinite Jelly
• Boxing Day care package
• Brandonian footlocker key
• Breathitin™
• Brimstone Bludgeon
• Brimstone Boxers
• Brimstone Bracelet
• Brimstone Brooch
• Brimstone Bunker
• Brogre brolo shirt
• Brogre brorts
• Brogre bucket hat
• Buddy Bjorn
• Bugfinder Blade
• Build-a-City Gingerbread kit
• Bulky Buddy Box
• Buttery Boy
• Byte
• Calzone of Legend
• Camp Scout backpack
• Cargo Cultist Shorts
• Carol of the Bulls (used)
• Carol of the Hells (used)
• Carol of the Thrills (used)
• Cat-Herding Prod
• Caveman Dan's favorite rock
• Celsius 233 (singed)
• Champagne Shimmy
• Charleston Choo-Choo
• Charleston shoes
• Chateau Mantegna room key
• Cheshire Bitten
• Chester's Aquarius medallion
• Christmas ham
• Cincho de Mayo
• Clan Carnival Game
• Clan Floundry
• Clan VIP Lounge invitation
• Clan VIP Lounge key
• Clan hot dog stand
• Clan looking glass
• Clan pool table
• Clan shower
• Clan speakeasy
• Clara's bell
• Climate Colada
• Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)
• Cold Fang
• Cold One
• Cold Stone of Hatred
• Colera Peste Nebbiolo
• Comma Chameleon egg
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium
• Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)
• Congressional Medal of Insanity
• Cosmic Calorie
• Counterclockwise Watch
• Covers-Your-Head
• Covert Ops for Kids
• Covert Ops for Kids (used)
• Crimbo hat
• Crimbo pants
• Crimbo pressie
• Crimbo sapling
• Crimbo stocking
• Crimbo sword
• Crimbo training manual
• Crimbough
• Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)
• Crimbuccaneer flotsam
• Crimbuccaneer lantern
• Crimbuccaneer piece of 12
• Crimbuccaneer tricorn
• Crimbuccaneer war standard
• Crown of Thrones
• DIY protonic accelerator kit
• Dad's brandy
• Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield
• Dark Jill-O-Lantern
• Dark Jill-of-All-Trades
• Daylight Shavings Helmet
• Dear Past Self Package
• Deck of Every Card
• Deep Dish of Legend
• Diamond HP-35 Calculator
• Dinsey's brain
• Dinsey's glove
• Dinsey's pants
• Dinsey's pizza cutter
• Dinsey's radar dish
• Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog
• Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate
• Distant Woods Getaway Brochure
• Doc's Fortifying Wine
• Doc's Medical-Grade Wine
• Doc's Special Reserve Wine
• Doll Moll violin case
• Dragonscale breastplate
• Drapes-You-Regally
• Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge
• Dreadsylvanian clockwork key
• Dreadsylvanian hemlock
• Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie
• Dreadsylvanian stew
• Drip Institute petri dish
• Driplet
• Dripwood slab
• Drunkula's bell
• Drunkula's cape
• Drunkula's ring of haze
• Drunkula's silky pants
• Drunkula's wineglass
• Duke Vampire's regal cloak
• Dungeon Fist gauntlet
• Dust bunny
• Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack
• Easter eggnog
• Ed the Undying exhibit crate
• Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• El Vibrato Megadrone
• El Vibrato drone
• El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)
• El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)
• El Vibrato restraints
• El Vibrato translator
• El Vibrato trapezoid
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)
• Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)
• Elf Guard MPC
• Elf Guard clipboard
• Elf Guard hotpants
• Elf Guard insignia (general)
• Elf Guard war standard
• Elizabeth's Dollie
• Ellsbury's journal
• Ellsbury's journal (used)
• Elvish sunglasses
• Emblem of Ak'gyxoth
• En Una Fila Tequila
• Essence of Annoyance
• Essence of Bear
• Everfull Dart Holster
• FDKOL fire hose
• Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square
• FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
• FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask
• FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm
• FantasyRealm key
• FantasyRealm mead
• FantasyRealm membership packet
• FantasyRealm turkey leg
• Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel
• Ferrigno's Elixir of Power
• Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)
• Finnish Fish
• First Post shirt - Cir Senam
• First Post shirt package
• Flag by the Foot™
• Flivver
• Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form
• Folder Holder
• Former Sheriff Dan's tin star
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
• Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit
• Frank Gorshin trophy
• French-Transylvanian Dictionary
• Frosty's arm
• Frosty's carrot
• Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred
• Game Grid valued membership card
• GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card
• Garland of Greatness
• General Assembly Module
• Ghiaccio Colada
• Ginsu™
• Girdle of Hatred
• Glenn's golden dice
• God Lobster Egg
• Goggles of Loathing
• Golden HP-35 Calculator
• Golden Mr. Accessory
• Golden Mr. Eh?
• Good 'n' Quiet
• Goodfella contract
• Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog
• Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun
• Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog
• Great Ball of Frozen Fire
• Great S-Cape
• Great Wolf's beastly trousers
• Great Wolf's headband
• Great Wolf's left paw
• Great Wolf's lice
• Great Wolf's right paw
• Great Wolf's rocket launcher
• Greatest American Pants
• Gregarious Gregorian Smock
• Grimacite Bock
• Grimacite gaiters
• Grimacite galoshes
• Grimacite garter
• Grimacite gasmask
• Grimacite gat
• Grimacite gauntlets
• Grimacite girdle
• Grimacite glaive
• Grimacite go-go boots
• Grimacite goggles
• Grimacite gorget
• Grimacite gown
• Grimacite greaves
• Grimacite guayabera
• Gummi-Memory
• Guzzlr application
• Guzzlr cocktail set
• Guzzlr hat
• Guzzlr pants
• Guzzlr shoes
• Guzzlr souvenir stein
• Guzzlr tablet
• Guzzlr tattoo kit
• Guzzlrbuck
• HOA citation pad
• HOA regulation book
• HOA zombie eyes
• HP-35 Calculator
• Hanukkimbo dreidl
• Hat O' Nine Tails
• Hell and How I Bent It
• Helps-You-Sleep
• Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat
• Hodgman's garbage sticker
• Hodgman's imaginary hamster
• Hodgman's varcolac paw
• Hodgman's whackin' stick
• Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!
• Holiday Multitasking
• Holiday Multitasking (used)
• Homebodyl™
• Horsery contract
• Hot Socks
• How to Hold a Grudge
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes
• How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)
• How to Tolerate Jerks
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games
• Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)
• Idol of Ak'gyxoth
• Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)
• Irish eggnog
• Ish Kabibble
• Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey
• Island Landslide
• Item #13
• Iunion Crown
• January's Garbage Tote
• January's Garbage Tote (unopened)
• Jarlsberg's pan
• Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode)
• Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Jeans of Loathing
• Jekyllin hide belt
• Jeppson's Malort
• Jick's autograph
• Jick-o-User
• Jodhpurs of Violence
• Juju Mojo Mask
• June cleaver
• Junior Adventurer's merit badge
• Junior LAAAAME merit badge
• Jurassic Parka
• Knob Goblin eyedrops
• Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
• KoL Con 12-gauge
• KoL Con 13 snowglobe
• KoL Con 3-D Glasses
• KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet
• KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat
• KoL Con IV Pole
• KoL Con Six Pack
• KoL Con X Bingo Card
• KoL Con X Treasure Map
• KoLHS Pep Squad Box
• Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil
• Kramco Industries packing carton
• Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
• Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
• LARP carp
• LED candle
• LI-11 Motor Pool voucher
• LIDAR candle
• LOV Echinacea Bouquet
• LOV Elephant
• LOV Emotionizer
• LOV Enamorang
• LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate
• LT&T tattoo kit
• LT&T telegraph office deed
• Lavalos's shell
• Law of Averages
• Lazenby's Life Lesson
• Leapin' Trousers
• Left-Hand Man action figure
• Lens of Hatred
• Lens of Violence
• Libram of BRICKOs
• Libram of Candy Heart Summoning
• Libram of Divine Favors
• Libram of Love Songs
• Libram of Pulled Taffy
• License To Kill
• License to Chill
• Lil' Doctor™ bag
• Lil' Snowball Factory
• Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab
• Living to Drink, Drinking to Live
• Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)
• Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)
• Loathing Legion abacus
• Loathing Legion can opener
• Loathing Legion chainsaw
• Loathing Legion corkscrew
• Loathing Legion defibrillator
• Loathing Legion double prism
• Loathing Legion electric knife
• Loathing Legion flamethrower
• Loathing Legion hammer
• Loathing Legion helicopter
• Loathing Legion jackhammer
• Loathing Legion kitchen sink
• Loathing Legion knife
• Loathing Legion many-purpose hook
• Loathing Legion moondial
• Loathing Legion necktie
• Loathing Legion pizza stone
• Loathing Legion rollerblades
• Loathing Legion tape measure
• Loathing Legion tattoo needle
• Loathing Legion universal screwdriver
• Lord Flameface's cloak
• Lucky Lindy
• LyleCo premium magnifying glass
• LyleCo premium monocle
• LyleCo premium pickaxe
• LyleCo premium rope
• MAHI fez
• Mafia bow tie
• Mafia stogie
• Mafia violin case
• Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir
• Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit
• Manual of Lock Picking
• Manual of Numberology
• Map to Kokomo
• March hat
• Mark of the Vampire
• Marltini
• Martialest Arts trophy
• Marvelous Unitard
• Master Thief's utility belt
• MayDay™ contract
• Mayam Calendar
• Mayam spinach
• Mayflower bouquet
• Mayodiol
• Mayoflex
• Mayonex
• Mayor Ghost's cloak
• Mayor Ghost's gavel
• Mayor Ghost's khakis
• Mayor Ghost's sash
• Mayor Ghost's scissors
• Mayor Ghost's toupee
• Mayostat
• Mayozapine
• McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
• Meat detector
• Meatcleaver
• Mechamelion
• Memories of Beanslinging
• Memories of Cow Punching
• Memories of Snake Oiling
• Mer-kin darkbook
• Mer-kin dodgeball
• Mer-kin dragnet
• Mer-kin facecowl
• Mer-kin gladiator mask
• Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece
• Mer-kin scholar mask
• Mer-kin scholar tailpiece
• Mer-kin switchblade
• Mer-kin waistrope
• Merc Core challenge coin
• Meteoid ice beam
• Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog
• Mjolnir Jr.
• Mmm-brr! brand mouthwash
• Mob Penguin protection contract
• Monster Manuel
• Moping Artistic Goth Kid
• Mountain Stream gastrique
• Mr. Accessory
• Mr. Accessory Jr.
• Mr. Container
• Mr. Exploiter
• Mr. Shirt
• Mrs. Rush
• Ms. Accessory
• Mt. Noob Pale Ale
• Mu
• Murgatroyd diode
• My First Art of War
• My Life of Crime, a Memoir
• Mysterious Stranger
• N. O. Beer
• NG
• Napalm In The Morning™ candle
• Never Don't Stop Not Striving
• Neverending Party favor
• Neverending Party invitation envelope
• New-You Club Membership Form
• Newbiesport™ backpack
• Nog-on-the-Cob
• Non-Euclidean Finance
• Official Seal of Dreadsylvania
• Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork
• Ol' Scratch's stove door
• Olympic-sized Clan crate
• Oopsie IPA
• Operation Patriot Shield
• Order of the Green Thumb Order Form
• Order of the Silver Wossname
• Oscus's garbage can lid
• Otorian Battle Scar
• Our Daily Candles™ order form
• PARTY HARD T-shirt
• Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards
• Pack of Every Card
• Panda outfit
• Pantaloons of Hatred
• Pantsgiving
• Para-Pop
• Party Planning on a Budget
• Party Tattoo™ gift certificate
• Pecos Dave's sixgun
• Peek-a-Boo!
• Pener's drumstick
• Peppermint Pip Packet
• Periodical Paintbrush
• Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog
• Pete's rich ricotta
• Pete's wiley whey bar
• Petite Paintbrush
• Phonus Balonus
• Pigsticker of Violence
• PirateRealm guest pass
• PirateRealm membership packet
• PirateRealm party hat
• Pizza of Legend
• Platinum HP-35 Calculator
• Platinum Yendorian Express Card
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil
• Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)
• Pocket Meteor Guide
• Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)
• Pocket Professor memory chip
• Pocket Square of Loathing
• Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them
• Powerful Glove
• Prelude of Precision
• Professor of Spelunkology
• Protects-Your-Junk
• Quartet of Flare Masters Jacket
• Quiets-Your-Steps
• ROM of Optimality
• Racisto Ruidoso
• Radio Free Baseball Cap
• Radio Free Foil
• Radio Free Jersey
• Radio Free Pants
• Radio KoL Antenna Ball
• Radio KoL Bottle Opener
• Radio KoL Coffee Mug
• Radio KoL Flashlight
• Radio KoL Keychain
• Radio KoL Maracas
• Radio KoL Patch
• Rainbow Jello Mould
• Rainbow's Gravity
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer
• Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread
• Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar
• Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend
• Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris
• Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone
• Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia
• Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.
• Red Fox glove
• Red Roger tattoo kit
• Red Roger's red left foot
• Red Roger's red left hand
• Red Roger's red right foot
• Red Roger's red right hand
• Red Roger's reliquary
• Red Roger's skull
• Retrospecs
• Retrospecs try-at-home kit
• Rock Garden Guide
• Roman Candelabra
• Royal scepter
• Rubee™
• S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
• S.I.T. Course Voucher
• SMOOCH coffee cup
• STYX deodorant body spray
• SalesCo sample kit
• Salsa Caliente™ candle
• Sasq™ watch
• Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
• Scent of a Human™ candle
• Scepter of Loathing
• Schmalz's First Prize Beer
• School of Hard Knocks Diploma
• Science Notebook
• Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome
• Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention
• Sealed TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Seasonal Beret
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters
• Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)
• Senior LAAAAME merit badge
• Sept-Ember Censer
• Septapus summoning charm
• Seven Loco
• Shrub's Premium Baked Beans
• Silver HP-35 Calculator
• Sister Accessory
• Site Alpha ID badge
• Size XI Wizard's Robe
• Skipper's accordion
• Sloppy Jalopy
• Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook
• Small Medium
• Smoldering Clover™ candle
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket
• Sneaky Pete's leather jacket (collar popped)
• Snow Suit
• Sockdollager
• Solstice Shield
• Sombrero De Vida
• SongBoom™ BoomBox
• SongBoom™ BoomBox Box
• Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire
• Source essence
• Source shades
• Source terminal
• Source terminal CRAM chip
• Source terminal DRAM chip
• Source terminal GRAM chip
• Source terminal PRAM chip
• Source terminal SPAM chip
• Source terminal TRAM chip
• Sourfinger
• Southern yam
• Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts
• Space Baby bawbaw
• Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook
• Space Trip safety headphones
• Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit
• Spacegate Research
• Spacegate access badge
• Spacegate diplomat's insignia
• Spacegate military insignia
• Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne
• Spelunker of Fortune (used)
• SpinMaster™ lathe
• Spirit of Christmas
• Spirit of Easter
• Spirit of St. Patrick's Day
• Spirit of Thanksgiving
• Spirit of Veteran's Day
• Spooky Putty ball
• Spooky Putty leotard
• Spooky Putty mitre
• Spooky Putty monster
• Spooky Putty sheet
• Spooky Putty snake
• Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon
• Spring Bros. ID badge
• Spring Bros. solenoid
• St. Pete's sneaky smoothie
• St. Sneaky Pete's Whey
• Staff of Frozen Lard
• Staff of Kitchen Royalty
• Staff of Queso Escusado
• Staff of Simmering Hatred
• Staff of the Deepest Freeze
• Staff of the Peppermint Twist
• Staff of the Roaring Hearth
• Staff of the Scummy Sink
• Star of Bravery
• Steamboat
• Stick-Knife of Loathing
• Strong, Silent Type
• Stupid University Diploma
• Superhero Reboots
• Sword of Procedural Generation
• TakerSpace letter of Marque
• Tales of Dread
• Tales of Western Braggadoccio
• Tales of the Word Realms
• Talisman of Baio
• Talisman of Bakula
• Temporal Tempera Tube
• Thanksgiving ration
• The Art of Slapfighting (used)
• The Beast Within™ candle
• The Big Book of Communism (used)
• The Big Book of Every Skill
• The Chill of the Wild
• The Cocktail Shaker
• The Confiscator's Grimoire
• The Crown of Ed the Undying
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit
• The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)
• The Eye of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement
• The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
• The Ghoul King's ghoulottes
• The Groose in the Hoose
• The Imploded World
• The Kloop in the Coop
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)
• The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells
• The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)
• The Nuge's favorite crossbow
• The One Mood Ring
• The Smith's Tome
• The Western Look
• Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts
• Thor's Pliers
• Thunkula's drinking cap
• Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model
• Thwaitgold amoeba statuette
• Thwaitgold ant statuette
• Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette
• Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold bookworm statuette
• Thwaitgold bug statuette
• Thwaitgold butterfly statuette
• Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette
• Thwaitgold chigger statuette
• Thwaitgold cockroach statuette
• Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette
• Thwaitgold fairyfly statue
• Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold firefly statuette
• Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette
• Thwaitgold harvestman statuette
• Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette
• Thwaitgold listening bug statuette
• Thwaitgold maggot statuette
• Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette
• Thwaitgold metabug statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
• Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette
• Thwaitgold moth statuette
• Thwaitgold nit statuette
• Thwaitgold nymph statuette
• Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette
• Thwaitgold protozoa statuette
• Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette
• Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold scorpion statuette
• Thwaitgold shield bug statuette
• Thwaitgold slug statuette
• Thwaitgold spider statuette
• Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette
• Thwaitgold termite statuette
• Thwaitgold time fly statuette
• Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette
• Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette
• Thwaitgold woollybear statuette
• Time Bandit Badge of Courage
• Time Juice
• Time-Spinner
• To Build an Igloo
• Toddler-sized Dragon Costume
• Tome of Clip Art
• Tome of Rad Libs
• Tome of Snowcone Summoning
• Tome of Sugar Shummoning
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir
• Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read)
• Toot Oriole care package
• Totally Gay Claymore
• Trainbot circuitry
• Trainbot linkages
• Trainbot optics
• Trainbot plating
• Trainbot servomotors
• Trainbot tubing
• Travoltan trousers
• Treads of Loathing
• Truthsayer
• UV monocular
• Unagnimated Gnome
• Uncle Hobo's belt
• Uncle Hobo's epic beard
• Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves
• Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants
• Uncle Hobo's highest bough
• Uncle Hobo's stocking cap
• Uncle Romulus (used)
• Underworld acorn
• Underworld flail
• Underworld truncheon
• Underworld trunk
• Unionize The Elves sign
• Universal Seasoning
• Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate
• Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg
• Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword
• Unkillable Skeleton's shield
• Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards
• Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap
• Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car
• Unmotivator: Crashed Orca
• Unmotivator: Success Warrior
• Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper
• Uovo Marcio Shiraz
• Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad
• Valentine's Day cake
• Vegetable of Jarlsberg
• Velougats™
• Velvet Veil
• Voluminous Radio Hat
• Voluminous Radio Pants
• Voluminous Radio Sneakers
• Wal-Mart nametag
• Wal-Mart overalls
• Wal-Mart snowglobe
• Wal-Mart tattoo kit
• Warehouse 23 bling
• Warehouse 23 crate
• Warms-Your-Tush
• Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence
• Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud
• White Dragon Fang
• Witchess Set
• Wrotz
• X-32-F snowman crate
• Xi Receiver Unit
• Xiblaxian alloy
• Xiblaxian space-whiskey
• Xiblaxian stealth cowl
• Xiblaxian stealth trousers
• Xiblaxian stealth vest
• Xiblaxian ultraburrito
• Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles
• Xlyinia's notebook
• Yeast of Boris
• Yeg's Motel ashtray
• Yeg's Motel disposable razor
• Yeg's Motel hand soap
• Yeg's Motel sewing kit
• Yeg's Motel stationery
• Yeti Protest Sign
• Zombo's shield
• Zombo's shoulder blade
• Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)
• [glitch season reward name]
• [reuse me]
• a cute angel
• acceptable mayolus
• adobe abacus
• adobe abaya
• adobe adze
• adobe arsecover
• adobe ascot
• adobe assortment
• adobe ayam
• adobe brittle
• adventurer clone egg
• aerogel accordion
• aerogel akubra
• aerogel anvil
• aerogel apron
• aerogel ascot
• aerogel attache case
• aerosolized aerogel
• airplane charter: Conspiracy Island
• airplane charter: Dinseylandfill
• airplane charter: Spring Break Beach
• airplane charter: That 70s Volcano
• airplane charter: The Glaciest
• airplane tattoo
• alien animal milk
• alien gemstone
• alien plant fibers
• alien plant goo
• alien plant pod
• alien plant sample
• alien rock sample
• alien toenails
• alien zoological sample
• alpine watercolor set
• anchor bomb
• ancient Elf dessert spoon
• ancient meat
• ancient pills
• ancient redwood
• ancient turtle shell
• anger blaster
• angry agate
• annealed drippy orb
• ant antidepressant
• ant pick
• anti-burn cream
• anti-creep cream
• anti-freeze cream
• anti-goosebump cream
• antique nutcracker waistcoat
• arcanoferric housing
• archaeologing shovel
• arrow'd heart balloon
• arse-shooting crossbow
• artisanal homebrew gift package
• artisanal homebrew sampler
• aspirin
• assassin's cheese knife
• astral badger
• astronaut ice-cream
• augmented El Vibrato drone
• august scepter
• automa-bot parts
• autumn breeze
• autumn dollar
• autumn years wisdom
• autumn-spice donut
• autumnal aegis
• autumnic balm
• autumnic bomb
• avatar of the Unconscious Collective
• aviator goggles
• baby camelCalf
• baby chest mimic
• babycakes
• backup camera
• backwoods banjo
• bacon bath ball
• baconstone bracelet
• baconstone-handled sixgun
• bacteria bisque
• bad penguin egg
• bag of Iunion stones
• bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts
• baked veggie ricotta casserole
• bakelite backpack
• bakelite badge
• bakelite belt
• bakelite bits
• bakelite bowl
• bakelite breeches
• bakelite brooch
• balanced antler
• balloon shield
• balsam barrel
• banana candle
• banana split
• baneful bandolier
• barnacled barrel
• barrel beryl nose ring
• bartender skull
• basaltamander buckler
• basking robin
• bat whip
• bat wings
• battery (9-Volt)
• battery (AA)
• battery (car)
• battery (lantern)
• battoo kit
• bauxite beret
• bauxite bow-tie
• bauxite boxers
• beach ball marble
• beefy pill
• beet
• beetle antenna
• bejazzled eyepatch
• belt of Ogrekind
• best joke ever
• bewitching boots
• big hot pepper
• big ol' trophy
• big tun
• bindle of joy
• birdybug antenna
• birthday candle
• black candygram
• black facepaint
• black gallstone
• black paisley oyster egg
• black plastic oyster egg
• black polka-dot oyster egg
• black slime glob
• black striped oyster egg
• blank note
• blank white card
• blended frozen swill with a fly in it
• blood kiwi
• bloody kiwitini
• blown-out speaker cone
• blue glowstick
• blue money bag
• blue plastic baby
• blue plastic oyster egg
• blue ribbon
• blue rocket
• blue suede shoes
• blue traffic cone
• blueberry muffin
• blueberry-frosted king cake
• blundarrrbus
• body spradium
• bodyguard badge
• bodyslam
• boiling hot cocoa
• bolder boulder
• bomb of unknown origin
• bone broth
• bone collar
• bone spurs
• book of facts
• book of facts (dog-eared)
• boot plant
• booze bindle
• booze drive button
• bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon
• bottle of lovebug pheromones
• bottle of peppermint schnapps
• bottle of sea wine
• bottle-rocket crossbow
• bottled Vampire Vintner
• bottled green pixie
• bow
• bow staff
• bowl full of jelly
• bowl of oriole's nest soup
• bowlegged pants
• bowler
• box o' ghosts
• box of Gratitude chocolates
• box of bear arms
• boxcar turtle
• boxed Apriling band helmet
• boxed Mayam Calendar
• boxed Sept-Ember Censer
• boxed august scepter
• boxed autumn-aton
• boxed bat wings
• bran muffin
• brass Dreadsylvanian flask
• brass stinger
• brazen bracelet
• briefcase full of sprinkles
• brilliant oyster egg
• broken El Vibrato drone
• bronze polish
• bucket of ancient Vampyre blood
• bug juice
• bugbear detector
• bugbear-smiting sword
• bugged bön±Ã©t
• bulky free-range mushroom
• bullet necklace
• bundle of firewood
• caipifruta
• calle de miel with a fly in it
• calm attention-deficit demon
• campfire baked potato
• campfire beans
• campfire coffee
• campfire hot dog
• campfire s'more
• campfire smoke
• campfire stew
• can of drain cleaner
• can of starch
• candied almond
• candied beef and cabbage
• candied lime
• candy cane sword cane
• candy cornucopia
• candy drive button
• candy egg deviler
• candy mailing list
• candy rations
• canteen of jungle juice
• carbonite visor
• carnivorous potted plant
• cat o' nine teeth
• caustic slime nodule
• cement shoes
• ceramic celery grater
• ceramic celsiturometer
• ceramic cenobite's robe
• ceramic centurion shield
• ceramic cerecloth belt
• ceramic cestus
• ceramic scree
• chalk chain
• chalk chalice
• chalk chapeau
• chalk chinos
• chalk chlamys
• chalk choker
• chalk chunks
• cheap plastic kazoo
• cherry bomb
• chest of "pirate gold"
• chiffon carbage
• chiffon chakram
• chiffon chamberpot
• chiffon chapeau
• chiffon chaps
• chiffon chemise
• chiffon chevrons
• chiffon lemon
• chili powder cutlass
• chitin powder
• chitin powder paste
• chocolate bath ball
• chocolate bowtie
• chocolate chip muffin
• chocolate covered ping-pong ball
• chocolate leash
• chocolate-covered loofah
• chrome stick
• chrome sword hilt
• ciliophora chowder
• clan underground fireworks shop
• class five ecto-larva
• claw-held flag
• clerical automa-core
• clockwork bartender-in-the-box
• cloning kit
• closed-circuit pay phone
• closed-circuit phone system
• clovermint
• cocoa of youth
• coffee sprite
• cold medicine cabinet
• cold wad
• colossal free-range mushroom
• combat lover's locket
• combat lover's locket lockbox
• comfy blanket
• complex alien plant sample
• complex alien zoological sample
• complicated device
• complicated lock impression
• compounded experience
• concentrated cooking
• conquistador's breastplate
• consolation ribbon
• container of Spooky Putty
• cookbookbat book
• cool hot cocoa
• cool iron breastplate
• cool iron greaves
• cool iron helmet
• cool iron ingot
• cooling iron helmet
• coping juice
• corked genie bottle
• corned beet
• corroded breeches
• corrosive cowl
• corrupted marrow
• cosmic bucket
• cotton candy cocoon
• cozy scarf
• crappy Mer-kin mask
• crappy Mer-kin tailpiece
• crated wardrobe-o-matic
• crazy bastard sword
• cream of chloroplasts
• crimbo elfling
• crude oil congealer
• crumpled felt fedora
• crunchy brush
• crushed steamer trunk
• crystallized pumpkin spice
• cup of "tea"
• cursed Aztec tamale
• cursed breeches
• cursed eyepatch
• cursed magnifying glass
• cursed microwave
• cursed monkey glove
• cursed monkey's paw
• cursed pirate cutlass
• cursed pony keg
• cursed ring finger ring
• cursed swash buckle
• cursed tricorn hat
• cursed wishbone
• custom avatar form
• cymbal syrup
• daddy shortlegs leg
• dandy lion cub
• dark chocolate egg
• day shortener
• deactivated RoboGoose
• deactivated nanobots
• deanimated reanimator's coffin
• deck of lewd playing cards
• deed to Oliver's Place
• defective Game Grid token
• defective Golden Mr. Accessory
• defective skull
• deflated inflatable dodecapede
• delectable catalyst
• deluxe Neverending Party favor
• demon makeup kit
• designer sweatpants
• designer sweatpants (new old stock)
• detective school application
• deviled candy egg
• diabolic pizza cube
• diabolical crossbow
• dice belt buckle
• dice ring
• dice sunglasses
• dice-print do-rag
• dice-print pajama pants
• dice-shaped backpack
• dieting pill
• dirty bottlecap
• dirty martini
• discarded button
• disconnected intergnat
• disintegrating barrel
• disposable lighter
• distilled resin
• doll-eye amulet
• doppelshifter egg
• double daisy
• double-candied yams
• doubt cannon
• dreadful box
• dreadful fedora
• dreadful glove
• dreadful sweater
• dreaming Jung man
• drink chit
• drippy bezoar
• drippy bromide
• drippy candy bar
• drippy caviar
• drippy diadem
• drippy enzyme
• drippy flux
• drippy grub
• drippy ichor
• drippy khakis
• drippy orb
• drippy pigment
• drippy pilsner
• drippy plum(?)
• drippy salt
• drippy seed
• drippy shield
• drippy snail shell
• drippy staff
• drippy stake
• drippy stein
• dromedary drinking helmet
• dropped scrap of paper
• duct tape buckler
• dusty animal cranium
• dusty animal jawbone
• dusty animal pelvis
• dusty barrel
• dusty eighth caudal vertebra
• dusty eighth thoracic vertebra
• dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty fifth caudal vertebra
• dusty fifth cervical vertebra
• dusty fifth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fifth thoracic vertebra
• dusty first caudal vertebra
• dusty first cervical vertebra
• dusty first lumbar vertebra
• dusty first thoracic vertebra
• dusty fourth caudal vertebra
• dusty fourth cervical vertebra
• dusty fourth lumbar vertebra
• dusty fourth thoracic vertebra
• dusty left clavicle
• dusty left eighth rib
• dusty left eleventh rib
• dusty left femur
• dusty left fibula
• dusty left fifth rib
• dusty left first front claw
• dusty left first rear claw
• dusty left first rib
• dusty left fourth front claw
• dusty left fourth rear claw
• dusty left fourth rib
• dusty left humerus
• dusty left kneecap
• dusty left ninth rib
• dusty left radius
• dusty left scapula
• dusty left second front claw
• dusty left second rear claw
• dusty left second rib
• dusty left seventh rib
• dusty left sixth rib
• dusty left tenth rib
• dusty left third front claw
• dusty left third rear claw
• dusty left third rib
• dusty left thumb
• dusty left tibia
• dusty left twelfth rib
• dusty left ulna
• dusty ninth caudal vertebra
• dusty ninth thoracic vertebra
• dusty right clavicle
• dusty right eighth rib
• dusty right eleventh rib
• dusty right femur
• dusty right fibula
• dusty right fifth rib
• dusty right first front claw
• dusty right first rear claw
• dusty right first rib
• dusty right fourth front claw
• dusty right fourth rear claw
• dusty right fourth rib
• dusty right humerus
• dusty right kneecap
• dusty right ninth rib
• dusty right radius
• dusty right scapula
• dusty right second front claw
• dusty right second rear claw
• dusty right second rib
• dusty right seventh rib
• dusty right sixth rib
• dusty right tenth rib
• dusty right third front claw
• dusty right third rear claw
• dusty right third rib
• dusty right thumb
• dusty right tibia
• dusty right twelfth rib
• dusty right ulna
• dusty sacral vertebrae
• dusty second caudal vertebra
• dusty second cervical vertebra
• dusty second lumbar vertebra
• dusty second thoracic vertebra
• dusty seventh caudal vertebra
• dusty seventh cervical vertebra
• dusty seventh lumbar vertebra
• dusty seventh thoracic vertebra
• dusty sixth caudal vertebra
• dusty sixth cervical vertebra
• dusty sixth lumbar vertebra
• dusty tenth caudal vertebra
• dusty tenth thoracic vertebra
• dusty third caudal vertebra
• dusty third cervical vertebra
• dusty third lumbar vertebra
• dusty third thoracic vertebra
• dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra
• dwarvish war helmet
• dwarvish war mattock
• ear candle
• earthenware muffin tin
• egg gun
• elbow soup
• eldritch tincture
• eldritch tincture (depleted)
• electric mushroom
• electronic Brain Trainer game
• elf sleeper agent
• ember egg
• embering hunk
• emo roe
• emotion chip
• empty Rain-Doh can
• empty hourglass
• enchanted bean burrito
• energized spores
• enhanced signal receiver
• envelope full of Meat
• etched hourglass
• eternal car battery
• evil flaming eyeball pendant
• evil noodles
• evil paper umbrella
• evil teddy bear sewing kit
• exclusive club
• exclusive ultra-rare item
• experimental carbon fiber pasta additive
• exploding cigar
• exploding gum
• extra DNA
• extra ooze
• extra special Crimbo stocking
• extra time
• extra-grubby grub
• extra-hard jawbreaker
• eye-pod
• fairy-worn boots
• fake washboard
• familiar scrapbook
• fancy chess set
• fancy chocolate sculpture
• fancy party pants
• fascinating alien plant sample
• fascinating alien zoological sample
• fear condenser
• festive egg sac
• fettucini épines Inconnu recipe
• fetus-smashing club
• fiberglass fannypack
• fiberglass fedora
• fiberglass fetish
• fiberglass fibers
• fiberglass fingerguard
• fiberglass foil
• fiberglass frock
• fiberglass insulation
• filled mosquito
• fire ant pheromones
• fire crackers
• fire-roasted lake trout
• fishcake
• fist turkey outline
• fistful of ashes
• fistful of wood shavings
• five-fingered fern resin
• fixodent
• fizzing spore pod
• flagellate flagon
• flagellate soup
• flagstone fez
• flagstone flag
• flagstone flagments
• flagstone flail
• flagstone fleece
• flagstone flip-flops
• flagstone fringe
• flame orb
• flaming familiar doppelgänger
• flaming juggler's balls
• flaming leaf crown
• flaming pink shirt
• flapper fly
• flashy pirate dreadlocks
• flask of moonshine
• flickering pixel
• flimsy hardwood scraps
• floaty stone sphere
• foam commodore's hat
• foam naval trousers
• food drive button
• food mailing list
• foreign box
• forest canopy bed
• fortifying hot cocoa
• four-leaf potato sprout
• fragile Christmas ornament
• frankincenser
• free-range mushroom
• fresh can of paint
• fresh coat of paint
• frost-rimed desk bell
• fruit-stuffed rumcake
• fruity pebble
• funky eyepatch
• funny paper hat
• fuzzy bracelets
• gabardine gaiters
• gabardine garibaldi
• gabardine garland
• gabardine girdle
• gabardine gloves
• gabardine gunnysack
• gabardine smithereens
• gasmask
• gator shades
• gattoo
• genie bottle
• genie's bracers
• genie's pants
• genie's scimitar
• genie's turbane
• ghast iron codpiece
• ghost pencil
• ghost shawl
• giant O
• giant X
• giant free-range mushroom
• gibson
• gilded BRICKO chalice
• gilded trumpet
• gin and tonic
• ginger beer
• gingerbread pirate
• gingerbread pistol
• gingernade
• glass eye
• glass of "milk"
• glass of raw eggs
• gleaming oyster egg
• glistening oyster egg
• glob of extra-green chlorophyll
• glowing El Vibrato drone
• glowing frisbee
• goat
• goblin bone hilt
• goblin collarbone
• golden monkey statuette
• golden pet rock
• golden sausage
• golden tattoo gun
• goo magnet
• gooey drippy candy bar
• googly chest eyes
• googly-ball hat
• googly-heart hat
• googly-star hat
• gory drippy orb
• government per-diem
• government requisition form
• government-issued eyeshade
• government-issued necktie
• government-issued slacks
• governor's daughter's lace collar
• governor's daughter's pearl hairpin
• governor's daughter's petticoats
• grain of sand
• gravy skin
• gravyskin buckler
• gravyskin hat
• gravyskin pants
• gravyskin skirt
• grease cannon
• greasy desk bell
• greedy ghostling
• green candygram
• green glowstick
• green marshmallow
• green pill
• green slime glob
• green traffic cone
• gregarious ghostling
• grey gosling
• grimstone galoshes
• grinning ghostling
• grisly shield
• groggipop
• groggles
• grogtini
• groveling gravel
• grubby wool
• grubby wool beerwarmer
• grubby wool gloves
• grubby wool hat
• grubby wool scarf
• grubby wool trousers
• grubby woolball
• guild application
• guilty sprout
• gunwale
• gunwale whalegun
• haemolymphnode
• haiku katana
• half double fruitcake
• half-digested coal
• half-digested rat
• half-height cigar
• hamethyst bracelet
• hamethyst-handled sixgun
• hand of Mr. Cards
• hand turkey outline
• hand-carved staff
• hand-knitted diving booties
• handful of Boltsmann bearings
• handful of bees
• handful of juicy garbage
• handful of split pea soup
• handful of toilet paper
• hangman's hood
• hard rock
• hardened slime belt
• hardened slime hat
• hardened slime pants
• hardening cream
• hardware upgrade
• harpoon
• haunted doghouse
• hazardous sauce dosimeter
• head of emberg lettuce
• head-mounted Trainbot
• heart-shaped crate
• hemlock helm
• hemp backpack
• heteroerotic frat-paddle
• hewn moon-rune spoon
• hi-density nylocite leg armor
• hibernating Grimstone Golem
• high-end ginger wine
• hippo tutu
• hippopotamus kilt
• hobo code binder
• hobo dungarees
• hobo stogie
• hockey stick of furious angry rage
• holiday smorgasbord
• holiday trip around the world
• hollow rock
• homeless hobo spirit
• honey bun of Boris
• hopeful candle
• hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows
• hot spore pod
• hourglass
• house of twigs and spit
• house-sized mushroom
• housekeeping automa-core
• hovering sombrero
• huge mint leaf
• humming El Vibrato drone
• hungover chauvinist pig
• hypnodisk
• ice baby
• ice pick
• ice sickle
• ice skates
• iceberglet
• iced-out bling
• imitation nice watch
• immense free-range mushroom
• imported taffy
• in-the-box spring shoes
• incense bath ball
• incredibly dense meat gem
• indie comic hipster glasses
• industrial fire extinguisher
• industrial frosting
• industrial strength anti-fungal spray
• infant sandworm
• infinite BACON machine
• inflammable leaf
• inflatable LT&T telegraph office
• inflatable baseball bat
• infrablack lipstick
• intact medium-wave antenna
• interesting clod of dirt
• intergalactic pom poms
• internet point
• invisibility cream
• ion grid
• janitor's mop
• jar of anniversary jam
• jar of frostigkraut
• jar of magical relish
• jewel-eyed wizard hat
• jewelry-making pliers
• jingle bell
• jitterbug larva
• jolly roger tattoo kit
• jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• juggling ball
• kerosene-soaked skip
• kevlateflocite helmet
• kill screen
• kilopede skull
• kitten burglar
• large pile of sand
• large stone triangle
• laser cannon
• laser targeting chip
• latte lovers club card
• latte lovers member's mug
• lava balaclava
• lavalarva
• lavender candygram
• lavender plastic oyster egg
• leaf
• leaflet
• leafy browns
• left bear arm
• left-handed melodica
• leftover chocolate bar
• leg-mounted Trainbots
• leggings of the Spider Queen
• length of string
• li'l ghost costume
• liar's pants
• libation of liveliness
• licorice snake
• limburger biker boots
• linoleum crossbow string
• linoleum stick
• linoleum sword hilt
• lip soup
• lit leaf lasso
• little box of fireworks
• little deuce cape
• little firkin
• llama lama cria
• locked mumming trunk
• lodestone
• longbox of Batfellow comics
• loofah ladle
• loofah lavalier
• loofah lederhosen
• loofah legwarmers
• loofah lei
• loofah lumberjack's hat
• loofah lumps
• loose blade
• love
• lucky Tam O'Shanter
• lucky Tam O'Shatner
• lucky army helmet
• lucky gold ring
• lucky moai statuette
• lucky napkin
• lump of bauxite
• lump of coal
• lump of loyal latite
• lustrous drippy orb
• lustrous oyster egg
• luxury fly-tying workbench
• machine elf capsule
• mafia filofax
• mafia organizer badge
• mafia pointer finger ring
• mafia wedding ring
• magical battery
• magical sausage
• magical sausage casing
• makeshift castanets
• malevolent medallion
• mana-basted tofurkey leg
• mana-coated yams
• mana-fortified cranberry sauce
• mana-stuffed herbal stuffing
• manly bloomers
• mantis skull
• map to Anemone Mine
• map to Dolph Bossin's hideout
• map to Madness Reef
• map to a candy-rich block
• map to the Cursed Village
• map to the Dive Bar
• map to the Marinara Trench
• map to the Mystic Wood
• map to the Putrid Swamp
• map to the Skate Park
• map to the Sprawling Cemetery
• map to the Towering Mountains
• marble maebari
• marble magnet
• marble mantle
• marble mariachi hat
• marble medallion
• marble mignonette bowl
• marble molecules
• marinara jug
• marshmallow bomb
• marshroom
• martiny
• mass of wriggling tentacles
• mauve plastic oyster egg
• mayfly bait necklace
• mechanically-mulled cider
• medium stone triangle
• megacopia
• melty plastic grenade
• mesquito proboscis
• messenger bag RNA
• metal mandible
• meteorite earring
• meteorite fragment
• meteorite necklace
• meteorite ring
• milestone
• military candy cane
• military orb
• mime-proof sunglasses
• miming beret
• miming corduroys
• miner's pants
• mini kiwi
• mini kiwi aioli
• mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition
• mini kiwi bikini
• mini kiwi digitized cookies
• mini kiwi egg
• mini kiwi icepick
• mini kiwi illicit antibiotic
• mini kiwi intoxicating spirits
• mini kiwi invisible dirigible
• mini kiwi silicon tiepin
• mini kiwi tipi
• mini kiwi whipping stick
• mini kiwi-flavored aspirin-injecting lipstick
• mini kiwitini
• miniature Embering Hulk
• miniature crystal ball
• miniature deck cannon
• miniature gravy-covered maypole
• miniature stuffed Goth Giant
• miniscule temporal rip
• mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag
• mint condition magnifying glass
• mint-in-box Powerful Glove
• missing semicolon
• moaiball
• model train set
• modern picture frame
• moist barrel
• moist sack
• molehill mountain
• molten medallion
• monstrous monocle
• moon-amber necklace
• moss floss
• moss mace
• moss mantle
• moss marlinspike
• moss medal
• moss megaphone
• moss mitre
• moss mulch
• mostly rat-hide leggings
• mother's necklace
• mouldering barrel
• mourning wine
• mouth-watering mayolus
• moveable feast
• mummified entombed cookbookbat
• mumming trunk
• murderbot memory chip
• muscular soup
• mushroom filet
• mushroom slab
• mushroom tea
• mushroom whiskey
• muskox-skin cap
• musty moccasins
• mutant arm
• mutant cactus bud
• mutant crown
• mutant fire ant egg
• mutant gila monster egg
• mutant legs
• myrrh pouch
• myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball
• mysterious chest
• name change form
• nasty desk bell
• nativity shorts
• natural magick candle
• naughty fortune teller
• naughty origami kit
• naughty paper shuriken
• nauseating reagent
• navel ring of navel gazing
• ncle leg
• neck wreath
• neg grog
• nervous tick egg
• nest egg
• newborn kobold
• newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp
• nice warm beer
• nicksilver ring
• nicksilver spurs
• normal barrel
• norwhal helmet
• note from Clancy
• novelty monorail ticket
• nozzle of the Phoenix
• nutcracking pliers
• nylon Christmas stockings
• off-hand balloon
• off-white plastic oyster egg
• offensive moustache
• oily mushroom wine
• old patched suit-pants
• old school Mafia knickerbockers
• old soft shoes
• one million meat pancakes
• one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
• one-day ticket to The Glaciest
• one-winged stab bat
• opium grenade
• optimal spreadsheet
• orange candygram
• orange glowstick
• orange slime glob
• orange traffic cone
• organ grinder
• origami "gentlemen's" magazine
• origami pasties
• origami riding crop
• ornamental sextant
• orphan baby yeti
• out-of-work circus flea
• outrageous sombrero
• over-the-shoulder Folder Holder
• overcharged El Vibrato power sphere
• overloaded Yule battery
• overloaded short-pulse transistor
• overly-fancy hot cocoa
• oversized ice molecule
• oxygenated eggnog helmet
• oyster egg balloon
• packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet
• packaged Everfull Dart Holster
• packaged June cleaver
• packaged Jurassic Parka
• packaged Pocket Professor
• packaged Roman Candelabra
• packaged SpinMaster™ lathe
• packaged backup camera
• packaged cold medicine cabinet
• packaged familiar scrapbook
• packaged industrial fire extinguisher
• packaged knock-off retro superhero cape
• packaged luxury garment
• packaged miniature crystal ball
• packaged model train set
• packet of beer seeds
• packet of dragon's teeth
• packet of mayfly bait
• packet of mushroom spores
• packet of rock seeds
• packet of tall grass seeds
• packet of thanksgarden seeds
• packet of winter seeds
• panicked kernel
• pantogram
• paraffin palazzos
• paraffin pendant
• paraffin pieces
• paraffin pith helmet
• paraffin poncho
• paraffin pseudoaccordion
• paraffin punching bag
• parisian cathouse
• party crasher
• party mouse hat
• party pup
• party whip
• passed-out psychedelic bear
• pea brittle
• peace shooter
• peace turkey outline
• peasco sour
• peaza
• pebble of proud pyrite
• penguinskin mini-kilt
• peppermint donut
• peppermint harpoon gun
• perfect Christmas scarf
• perfectly fair coin
• perfectly ordinary frog
• pernicious cudgel
• personal raindrop
• personalized wassail stein
• pet rock
• petrified time
• pewter shavings
• phase-tuned shield generator belt
• phial of coldness
• phial of hotness
• phial of sleaziness
• phial of spookiness
• phial of stench
• photo booth sized crate
• pickled bread
• picture of you
• piece of cake
• piece of driftwood
• pig-iron helm
• pile of gritty sand
• pile of sand
• pile of smoking rags
• pilgrim shield
• pink candygram
• pink glowstick
• piranha pollen
• pirate encryption key (complete)
• pirate encryption key alpha
• pirate encryption key charlie
• pirate encryption key delta
• pirate fork
• pirate hook
• pirate pantaloons
• pirate radio ring
• pirate shaving cream
• pirate shirt
• piratical blunderbuss
• pirrrate's currrse
• pitted sheet metal
• pixel bread
• pixel rock
• pixel shield
• pixel whiskey
• plain calzone
• plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe
• plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook
• plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat
• plans for depleted Grimacite hammer
• plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards
• plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt
• plastic bazooka
• plastic doll arms
• plastic doll legs
• plastic pirate hat
• plastic pumpkin bucket
• plate of Frigid Northern Beans
• plexifoam chin strap
• plexiglass pants
• plexiglass pendant
• plexiglass pikestaff
• plexiglass pinky ring
• plexiglass pith helmet
• plexiglass pocketwatch
• plump free-range mushroom
• plus one
• plush sea serpent
• polyester pad
• polyester panama hat
• polyester parachute
• polyester peeler
• polyester pettipants
• polyester pulsera
• polyesterene powder
• polymorphic fastening apparatus
• pool shark hair oil
• porcelain pelerine
• porcelain pepper mill
• porcelain phantom mask
• porcelain plus-fours
• porcelain police baton
• porcelain porkpie
• porcelain powder
• porquoise-handled sixgun
• portable Mayo Clinic
• portable housekeeping robot
• portable motorcycle
• portable pantogram
• potato alarm clock
• potato jacket
• potted power plant
• potted tea tree
• powdered dice
• power seed
• praying Grim Brother
• precision snowball
• present
• pressurized potion of pneumaticity
• primitive alien blowgun
• primitive alien loincloth
• primitive alien medicine
• primitive alien necklace
• primitive alien spear
• primitive alien totem
• profane eye patch
• prohie's hat
• proto-proto-protozoa
• protogenetic chunklet (elbow)
• protogenetic chunklet (flagellum)
• protogenetic chunklet (lips)
• protogenetic chunklet (muscle)
• protogenetic chunklet (synapse)
• protonic accelerator pack
• prototype stimulant
• psychic's amulet
• psychic's circlet
• psychic's crystal ball
• psychic's pslacks
• psychoanalytic jar
• puce plastic oyster egg
• pulled porquoise earring
• pumpkin spice whorl
• punch-drunk punch
• purpleheart "pants"
• purpleheart logs
• puzzling ribbon
• puzzling trophy
• pygmy bugbear shaman
• quantized familiar
• quantized familiar experience
• quantum disintegrator pistol
• quantum of familiar
• quantum polarity inducer
• quantum watch
• questionable taco
• quicksilver ring
• quicksilver spurs
• raffle prize box
• raffle ticket
• ragged wool yarn
• rainbow glitter candle
• rainbow pearl
• rainbow pearl earring
• rainbow pearl necklace
• rainbow pearl ring
• rare oboe
• ratatouille de Jarlsberg
• rattlesnake enrager
• real cowboy hat
• really nice lump of coal
• really tiny cocktail shaker
• record of infuriating silence (used)
• record of menacing silence (used)
• record of tranquil silence (used)
• recovered cufflinks
• red coin
• red money bag
• red plastic oyster egg
• red plumber's boots
• red rocket
• red traffic cone
• red-spotted snapper roe
• redwood rain stick
• refurbished air fryer
• regret hose
• rehearsing dramatic hedgehog
• reliable sixgun
• repaid diaper
• repaired El Vibrato drone
• replica Elf Guard medal
• replica Ten Dollars
• replica bat-oomerang
• replica key
• research fragment
• residual chitin paste
• rhinestone
• rhinestone cowhorn
• rib of the Bonerdagon
• riboflavin
• right bear arm
• ring
• ring of the Skeleton Lord
• roasted vegetable focaccia
• roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg
• room scale green bean casserole
• root beer barrel
• rose-colored glasses
• rotting barrel
• rubber WWBBDD? bracelet
• rubber baby doll
• rubber doll body
• rubber doll head
• rum ball
• rune-strewn spoon cocoon
• rusty chain necklace
• rutabuga bag
• salted mutton
• salty drippy candy bar
• sampler size toothpaste
• sane hatrack
• sangria del diablo
• sardine can key
• sausage golem
• savings bond
• sawblade shield
• scary death orb
• scepter of the Skeleton Lord
• school spirit socket set
• scintillating oyster egg
• sea jelly
• sea truffle
• sea-worn candlestick
• seal medal
• sealskin drum
• second-hand knockoff engagement ring
• security automa-core
• senate fly thorax
• sequin-encrusted sweater
• set of Unobtainium straps
• severed rocking horse head
• shadow candle
• shadow candy
• shadow chef's hat
• shadow hammer
• shadow hot dog
• shadow martini
• shadow monocle
• shadow needle
• shadow pill
• shadow trousers
• shadowy cheat sheet
• shaking skull
• shapeless wide-brimmed hat
• sharp tin strip
• shaving cream
• shield of the Skeleton Lord
• shim of shame shale
• shiny gold fronts
• shirt kit
• shock collar
• shortest-order cook
• shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo
• shot of wasp venom
• shoulder-mounted Trainbot
• shoulder-warming lotion
• shrine to the Barrel god
• shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog
• shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo
• sicksilver ring
• siesta-ing Casagnova gnome
• signal receiver
• silicon-infused gluteal shield
• silk garter snake
• silky pirate drawers
• silver Dreadsylvanian flask
• silver cow creamer
• silver cow skull
• silver sausage
• sinister demon mask
• sinistral homunculus
• sizzling desk bell
• skewered cherry
• skewered jumbo olive
• skewered lime
• skull capacitor
• slap and slap again recipe
• sleeping patriotic eagle
• sleeping piano cat
• sleeping profane parrot
• slicksilver ring
• slicksilver spurs
• slightly peevedbow
• slime fedora
• slime knuckles
• slime waders
• slime-covered compass
• slime-covered lantern
• slime-covered necklace
• slime-covered speargun
• slime-covered staff
• slime-soaked brain
• small Crimbo Pressie
• small golem
• small pile of sand
• small slimy cyst
• small stone triangle
• smile-sharpening stone
• smoking talon
• smoldering box
• smoldering leafcutter ant egg
• smooth velvet pocket square
• snake skin
• snakeskin cowboy hat
• snakeskin jacket
• snakeskin thighboots
• snowman-enchanting tophat
• sober pill
• sock monkey
• soft cap of diminishing returns
• sonar fishfinder
• sorority girl's box
• souvenir flag
• space chowder
• space planula
• space trooper helmet
• space wine
• spaghetti breakfast
• spant egg casing
• spant spear
• spare chocolate parts
• sparking El Vibrato drone
• sparking robo-battery
• sparkling orb
• sparkly engagement ring
• special edition Batfellow comic
• speed limit shield
• spider leg
• spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip
• spinning wheel
• spooky length of string
• spooky rattling cigar box
• spring shoes
• squamous polyp
• squirming Slime larva
• stained glass serape
• stained glass shards
• stained glass shield
• stained glass shiv
• stained glass spectacles
• stained glass stetson
• stained glass suspenders
• stained hard candy
• stainless steel scarf
• stainless steel shillelagh
• stainless steel skullcap
• stainless steel slacks
• stainless steel solitaire
• stainless steel suspenders
• star pop
• star spatula
• status cymbal
• steaming evil
• steel knuckles
• stick-on-a-string
• sticky sword blade
• still grill
• stinky cheese ball
• stinky cheese diaper
• stinky cheese eye
• stinky cheese sword
• stinky cheese wheel
• strange stalagmite
• strange stone pyramid
• structural ember
• stuffed dinosaur
• stuffed yam stinkbomb
• stuffed-shirt scarecrow
• sturdy sword hilt
• styrofoam peanuts
• subscription cocoa dispenser
• sugar raygun
• super good fruit
• super-heated leaf
• super-sweet boom box
• superhero mask
• suspicious package
• suspicious stocking
• suspicious-looking fedora
• swamp haunch
• sweat-ade
• sweaty balsam
• sweet nutcracker
• sweet potato o' mine
• sweet potato punch
• sword hilt
• synaptic soup
• synthetic rock
• tabletop candy dispenser
• talisman of Seshat
• talkative skull
• talking spade
• tankard of spiced Goldschlepper
• tankard of spiced rum
• tapped black lotus
• tattoo gun
• tattoo of two turkeys
• teacher's pen
• tearaway pants
• teddy bear sewing kit
• teddy borg sewing kit
• temperance whiskey
• teqiwila
• tequila sunset
• terra cotta tambourine
• terra cotta tidbits
• terra cotta tie tack
• terra cotta tongs
• terra cotta train
• terra cotta trousers
• terra cotta truss
• terra panna cotta
• testy toolbox
• thanksgiving bomb
• the Archwizard's briefs
• the Crymbich Manuscript (used)
• the Ley Incursion's waist
• thermos of "whiskey"
• thicksilver ring
• thicksilver spurs
• thriftshop coupon
• throwin' ember
• ticksilver ring
• ticksilver spurs
• tie-dye headband
• tied-up flaming leaflet
• tied-up flaming monstera
• tied-up leaviathan
• tightly-wound spine
• time helmet
• time sleigh
• time sword
• time trousers
• time-twitching toolbelt
• tin rations
• tin star
• tiny Tina gun
• tiny baby scorpion
• tiny balloon knife
• tiny consolation ribbon
• tiny costume wardrobe
• tiny domino mask
• tiny ember
• tiny handful of mixed nuts
• tiny plastic "Santa Claus"
• tiny plastic Colonel Brando
• tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny
• tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud
• tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress
• tiny plastic St. Patrick
• tiny plastic caboose
• tiny plastic golden gundam
• tiny plastic passenger car
• tiny plastic spoiler
• tiny plastic sword
• tiny prop sword
• tiny stillsuit
• tooth cap
• toothy trousers
• torquoise ring
• toy sixgun
• trampled ticket stub
• traumatic holiday memory
• trench lighter
• trick coin
• tropical wrapping paper
• trusty torch
• tryptophan dart
• turchucken
• ultimate wad
• ultra-soft ferns
• unbreakable umbrella
• uncanny desk bell
• undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella
• undrilled cosmic bowling ball
• unearthed volcanic meteoroid
• unemployed hunchbacked minion
• unevolved organism
• uniclops egg
• uninteresting mayolus
• unoccupied sheep suit
• unopened Bird-a-Day calendar
• unopened diabolic pizza cube box
• unopened tiny stillsuit
• unpowered Robortender
• unspeakable lozenges
• untorn tearaway pants package
• unwound cymbal-playing monkey
• unwound mechanical songbird
• unwrapped knock-off retro superhero cape
• vampyric cloake
• vampyric cloake pattern
• vanilla-frosted king cake
• velcro paddle ball
• velour valise
• velour vambraces
• velour vaqueros
• velour veil
• velour veneer
• velour viscometer
• velour voulge
• velvet choker
• vesper
• villainous scythe
• vitamin G pill
• vodka and tonic
• vodka gibson
• void burger
• void lager
• void shard
• void stone
• voodoo doll
• voter registration form
• votive of confidence
• wad of Crovacite
• wad of spider silk
• waffle
• wand of fudge control
• wand of pigification
• warbear black box
• warbear breakfast machine
• warbear dress bracers
• warbear soda machine
• wardrobe-o-matic
• warehouse key
• warehouse walkie-talkie
• warm El Vibrato drone
• washboard shield
• water balloon
• water-polo mitt
• watermelon
• watermelon seed
• wax lips
• weathered barrel
• webbed comic mask
• wedge of gray cheese
• weedy skirt
• western-style skinning knife
• wheel of camembert
• whet stone
• whirled peas
• whiskey bittersweet
• white Dreadsylvanian
• white candygram
• white money bag
• white-label gin
• wicker clicker
• wicker kickers
• wicker knickers
• wicker slicker
• wicker sticker
• wicker ticker
• wickerbits
• wicksilver ring
• wicksilver spurs
• wizard action figure
• wolf whistle
• wooden axe
• wormwood stick
• wormwood wedding ring
• wrapped candy cane sword cane
• wrapping paper
• writhing drippy candy bar
• wrought-iron flakes
• wrought-iron waders
• wrought-iron walker
• wrought-iron whisk
• wrought-iron widget
• wrought-iron wig
• wrought-iron winch crank
• wumpus-hair bolo
• wumpus-hair loincloth
• wumpus-hair net
• wumpus-hair sweater
• wumpus-hair whip
• wumpus-hair wig
• xo-skeleton-in-a-box
• yakskin kilt
• yam
• yam and swiss
• yam battery
• yam burrito
• yam martini
• yam mayo
• yam slider
• yellow candygram
• yellow glowstick
• yellow plastic oyster egg
• yellow puck
• yellow puck with a bow on it
• yellow rocket
• yellow traffic cone
• yield shield
• yuletide troll chrysalis
• zmobie
• zombie accordion
• zombie mariachi hat
• zombie mariachi pants
• zombie monkey necklace